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SimBase Players, Year 80

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A Ryan Seacrest Type, 2b, Hollywoo
Aaron, 1b, Tel Aviv
Abholos, 1b, Circus
Abraham Van Helsing, lf, Arkham/Stratford/Vancouver
Adun Oakenshield, cf, Multiverse
Alala, rf, Arkham
Alan Menken, 2b, Tel Aviv
Aleksandr Zavarov, c, Kratovo
Alicia Machado, c, on waivers
Alonso, lf, Stratford/on waivers
Amanda Miranda Panda, rf, Paddington
Amar Bose, ss, Sao Paulo
Amelia Earhart, sp, Columbus
Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Columbus
Ammutseba, 3b, Arkham
Amon-Gorloth, sp, Arkham
Amy Schumer, ss, Tel Aviv
Andariel, rf, Columbus
Andre Marie, rp, on waivers
Andreas Brehme, mr, Kratovo
Andrew Garfield, sp, Hollywoo
Andrew McKeag, cf, Hollywoo
Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, ss, Seattle/on waivers
Angus Mackenzie, 1b, Multiverse
Anthony Thompson, ss, Vancouver
Antipholus of Ephesus, 1b, Stratford
Antipholus of Syracuse, 2b, Stratford
Antonio, lf, Stratford
Anub'arak, rf, Tel Aviv
Aphoom-Zhah, 2b, Arkham
Arabian Prince, c, Compton
Archimonde, mr, Multiverse
Arcturus Mengsk, rp, on waivers
Ariel, cf, Stratford
Arlinn Kord, c, Multiverse
Armin van Buuren, 1b, Vancouver
Artanis, sp, Stratford
Arthas Menethil, lf, Columbus
Arthur, sp, Paddington
Arvydas Sabonis, 1b, Baltimore
Arwassa, mr, Arkham
Asa Romson, c, Sao Paulo
Ashley Clements, sp, Cyberspace
Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer, 2b, Circus
Assumption Bulltron, rp, San Jose
Aunt Em, 2b, Paddington
Ayn Rand, rp, Tel Aviv

Baal, rp, Columbus
Babar, rp, Paddington
Badger, rp, Paddington
Balthazar, rp, Stratford
Baoht Z'uqqa-Mogg, rf, Multiverse
Barbara Palvin, sp, Milan
Baron Von Count, rp, Multiverse
Bartolomeo Dias, c, Columbus
Baskerville Holmes, sp, San Jose
Bassanio, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Bears in Chairs, c, Paddington
Ben Savage, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Schwartz, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Simmons, rp, Baltimore
Betty Suarez, sp, Los Angeles
Bicycle Repair Man, rf, Circus/on waivers
Big Boi, sp, Compton
Big Pun, rf, Compton
Bill Burr, rp, Sao Paulo
Bill Hammack, 3b, Sao Paulo
Bill Walton, 1b, on waivers
Billy Cunningham, c, Baltimore
Biz Markie, ss, Compton
Bjorn Nordqvist, rp, Kratovo
Blackitt, mr, Circus
Blanca Padilla, c, Milan
Blythe Masters, c, Stratford
Bo Krsmanovic, rp, Milan
BoJack Horseman, ss, Hollywoo
Bonzi Wells, 3b, Baltimore
Brad Friedel, rp, Kratovo
Brad Sherwood, rp, Sao Paulo
Brad Shultz, ss, Stratford
Bradley Hitler-Smith, 1b, Hollywoo
Bree Sharp, ss, Circus
Brent Sutter, 1b, Omsk/on waivers
Brodarious Hamm, c, San Jose
Bruce Campbell, c, Sao Paulo
Brutus, rf, Kratovo
Buffy Sainte-Marie, c, Seattle
Bun B, cf, Compton
Burm Snart, rp, San Jose
Bárbara Seixas, 1b, Circus/on waivers

Cameron Crowe, c, Hollywoo
Cameron Dallas, ss, Cyberspace
Cameron Tucker, 1b, Los Angeles
Candida Seasock, cf, San Jose
Cappadonna, 3b, Compton
Carla Bruni, cf, Milan
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 3b, Kratovo
Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, sp, Kratovo
Carolina Toha, sp, Sao Paulo
Caroline Kennedy, sp, Sao Paulo
Casey Neistat, sp, Cyberspace
Casper Lee, ss, Cyberspace
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, mr, on waivers
Celeste, 1b, Paddington
Chandler Parsons, ss, on waivers
Chandra North, 1b, Milan
Chardonnay Beaver, cf, San Jose
Charles Joseph McDonnell, cf, Cyberspace
Charles Van Doren, sp, Vancouver
Charley Witherspoon, rp, Hollywoo/on waivers
Charlie Watts, c, on waivers
Chaugnar Faugn, rp, Arkham
Cherries Waffles Tennis, lf, San Jose
Chica, rp, Hollywoo
Chidi Anagonye, sp, Los Angeles
Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
Chris Bosh, rp, Baltimore
Chris Carrabba, c, Seattle/on waivers
Chris Gladwin, cf, Sao Paulo
Chrissie Hynde, 1b, Arkham
Christine Plentyhoops, ss, Seattle/on waivers
Christopher Mintz-Plasse, c, Tel Aviv
Cindy Bruna, mr, Milan
Ciro Ferrera, rp, Circus
Claudio Caniggia, 3b, Kratovo
Clinton Hinton, 2b, on waivers
Clyde Drexler, cf, Baltimore
Coinchenn, ss, Circus
Colleen Ballinger, sp, on waivers
Colm O Ciosoig, cf, Milan/Compton
Common, rf, Compton
Cool Breeze, mr, Compton
Coolio, ss, Compton
Copernicus, cf, Hollywoo
Coriolanus, ss, Stratford
Coriolanus Snow, 1b, Hollywoo
Corky Boozé, c, San Jose
Cornelius, 2b, Seattle
Cory Baxter, ss, Los Angeles
Coyote Peterson, rf, Cyberspace
Curious George, rf, Paddington

DMX, 1b, Compton
Dack Fayden, cf, Sao Paulo
Daisy Ridley, 3b, Sao Paulo
Dakkon Blackblade, rp, Multiverse
Damian Lillard, 2b, Baltimore
Dan Povenmire, rf, on waivers
Daniel Boulud, rp, Omsk
Daniel James Howell, rp, Cyberspace
Daniela Braga, 3b, Milan
Danielle Harrington, ss, Omsk
Darren Aronofsky, rf, Paddington
David, sp, Multiverse
David Hasselhoff, 2b, on waivers
Davide Scabin, sp, Omsk
Deckard Cain, rp, Stratford
Dennis Bergkamp, lf, Kratovo
Dennis Quaid, ss, Sao Paulo
Dhumin, mr, Seattle/on waivers
Diablo, ss, Columbus
Dickon Sowerby, sp, Paddington
Dolph Schayes, 3b, Baltimore
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, rp, Omsk
Dorothy Gale, rp, Circus
Doug Collins, lf, Baltimore
Dovin Baan, ss, on waivers
Dr. Allen Hu, lf, Hollywoo/on waivers
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph, 1b, Multiverse
Dr. Narwhals Mating, ss, San Jose
Dre Johnson, cf, Paddington
Drew Scanlon, ss, Cyberspace
Dromio of Ephesus, c, on waivers

Earn Marks, rp, Los Angeles
Eddie Van Halen, cf, Los Angeles
Edmund Duke, ss, on waivers
Edwin van der Sar, sp, Stratford
Eihort, sp, Hollywoo
Eleanor Shellstrop, lf, Los Angeles
Elesh Norn, cf, Multiverse
Eli, 2b, Tel Aviv
Emeril Lagasse, c, Omsk
Emperor, c, Paddington
Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Columbus
Erwin Fuchsbichler, rp, Hollywoo/on waivers
Esther, c, Tel Aviv
Esther Petrack, sp, on waivers
Esti Ginzburg, rf, Milan/Compton
Eugene Kranz, ss, Columbus
Excellent Raymond, cf, San Jose

Fabio Cannavaro, sp, Kratovo
Felicity Huffman, mr, on waivers
Felipe Calderon, sp, Stratford
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Tel Aviv
Ferdinand, 1b, Stratford
Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
Flavius, mr, Kratovo
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Seattle
Flula Borg, 2b, Cyberspace
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, sp, San Jose
Foxy Brown, ss, Compton
Fred Savage, rp, Tel Aviv
Fred VanVleet, rp, Arkham/Vancouver
Freedy Johnston, lf, Seattle
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Los Angeles
Fumiko the Lowblood, 1b, Multiverse/on waivers

Gabriel Angelfire, sp, Multiverse
Gabriel Omar Batistuta, 2b, Kratovo
Gandalf Hernandez, rp, San Jose
Gaston, rp, Circus
Gay Straite, 3b, San Jose
George Sears, rp, Hollywoo
George Vancouver, cf, Vancouver
Georgia Gibbs, sp, Milan
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, ss, Circus
Gheorghe Hagi, lf, Hollywoo
Ghostface Killah, rp, Compton
Giselle Lazzarato, lf, on waivers
Glinda, rp, on waivers
Gobogeg, sp, Stratford
Grace Elizabeth, mr, Milan
Grant-Lee Phillips, mr, Stratford
Gratiano, rf, Stratford
Gus Van Sant, 3b, Vancouver
Gwendolyn Di Corci, lf, Multiverse

Hakan Loob, 2b, Seattle
Hal Greer, ss, Baltimore
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hannah Ferguson, lf, Milan
Hannah Hart, sp, Cyberspace
Harvey Keitel, rp, Seattle
Hazezon Tamar, cf, Multiverse
Henry Roarke, rf, Hollywoo
Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Henryk Wojciech Kasperczak, ss, on waivers
Highlord Alarak, rf, Columbus
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, cf, Kratovo
Hunding Gjornersen, mr, Multiverse

I Made Mangku Pastika, 3b, San Jose
I-Perfection Harris, rp, Columbus
Illidan Stormrage, c, Columbus
Incontinentia Buttocks, rp, Circus
Infinite Grover, sp, San Jose
Ingrid Nilsen, c, Cyberspace
Inspectah Deck, rp, Compton
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 2b, Vancouver
Isao Enlightened Bushi, rf, on waivers
Itchy, rp, Hollywoo

Jace Memory Adept, sp, on waivers
Jace Vryn's Prodigy, c, Multiverse
Jace the Mind Sculptor, sp, on waivers
Jack the Giant Killer, sp, Paddington
Jacques Songo'o, rp, Kratovo
Jadakiss, rp, Compton
James Marshall, c, Hollywoo
James Van Der Beek, sp, Los Angeles/Stratford
James Van Ness, cf, Vancouver
James William Sawyer, sp, Stratford
Jamez Brickhouse, rp, San Jose
Jan Eliasson, rp, Sao Paulo
Jan van Eyck, rf, Arkham/Vancouver
Jane Villanueva, mr, Los Angeles
Janne Niinimaa, rp, Omsk
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, sp, Omsk
Jasmyn Wilkins, rp, Milan
Jason Mendoza, c, Los Angeles
Jason Ritter, lf, Los Angeles
Jay Pritchett, 3b, Los Angeles
Jean Grae, cf, Seattle
Jean-Claude Van Damme, c, Vancouver
Jean-Jacques Goldman, cf, Seattle
Jean-Paul Gaster, rf, Seattle/on waivers
Jeff Beukeboom, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, sp, Baltimore
Jenny Slate, 3b, Paddington
Jerrod Carmichael, rp, Los Angeles
Jessica, c, Stratford/on waivers
Jessica Lee Rose, mr, Cyberspace
Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, c, Los Angeles/Seattle
Jim Gaffigan, rp, Los Angeles
Jim Morrison, ss, Seattle
JiÅ™Ã Å lÃ©gr, rf, Omsk
Joan Kapur, 3b, Hollywoo
Joel Embiid, cf, Baltimore
John Keeler, mr, on waivers
Johnny Combo Player, rp, Multiverse
Jonah Hill, rf, Tel Aviv
Jose Luis Felix Chilavert Gonzalez, rp, Kratovo
Joseph Heller, lf, Omsk
Josh Gad, rp, Tel Aviv
Josh Peck, rf, Tel Aviv
Joshua, lf, Tel Aviv
Joules Scott-Key, sp, Arkham
Juan Garcia-Herreros, cf, Seattle
Judah Mannowdog, sp, Hollywoo
Judd Apatow, 3b, Tel Aviv
Judith, sp, Circus
Julia Roberts, 3b, Sao Paulo
Julius Caesar, c, Circus
Julius Erving, c, Los Angeles
June Carter Cash, sp, Los Angeles
Justin Meldal-Johnsen, c, Seattle
Jusuf NurkiÄ‡, 2b, Baltimore

KRS-One, rp, Compton
Kael'thas Sunstrider, 2b, Columbus
Kaia Gerber, ss, Milan
Karhonda Porcha, rp, Hollywoo
Kat Dennings, sp, Tel Aviv
Kate Hudson, c, Sao Paulo
Kate Miller-Heidke, mr, Seattle
Katrina Kaif, 1b, Tel Aviv
Kayode Ewumi, 3b, Cyberspace
Keiga the Tide Star, 3b, Multiverse
Keith Van Horn, ss, Vancouver
Kel'Thuzad, rp, Columbus
Ki-Jana Carter, rp, Vancouver
Kimmy Schmidt, rf, Los Angeles
King Leoric, sp, Columbus
Kitty Pryde, rp, Stratford
Kree Harrison, c, Vancouver
Krusty the Clown, 2b, on waivers
Kuro Takhasomi, sp, Cyberspace

La Royce Lobster-Gaines, rp, San Jose
LaMarcus Aldridge, sp, Baltimore
Lady Gaga, sp, Seattle
Lady Vashj, 1b, Columbus
Lais Ribero, lf, on waivers
Lauren Brie Harding, ss, Multiverse
Leeroy Jenkins, mr, Seattle/Los Angeles
Leomie Anderson, rp, Milan
Leslie Van Houten, 2b, Vancouver
Lexur'iga-serr'roth, sp, Sao Paulo/Seattle
Lil Kim, c, Compton
Lin Chi-Ling, 3b, Milan
Lin Sivvi, lf, Circus
Lin-Manuel Miranda, 2b, on waivers
Linus Van Pelt, mr, Stratford/Vancouver
Lionel Hollins, mr, Baltimore
Little Bear, 2b, Paddington
Lizzy Caplan, 2b, Tel Aviv
Lucretia Van Horn, sp, Arkham/Vancouver
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, mr, Vancouver
Ludwig van Beethoven, c, Vancouver

Mac Dre, rp, Compton
Madeline, 1b, Paddington
Maggie Hassan, mr, Los Angeles/on waivers
Mahogany Loggins, lf, San Jose
Major Teroh, sp, Los Angeles
Mamrie Hart, sp, Cyberspace
Mannoroth, 3b, Columbus
Manny Delgado, 3b, on waivers
Marc Gasol, sp, Baltimore
Marc Wilmots, 2b, Kratovo
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 3b, on waivers
Marek Å½idlickÃ½, mr, Omsk
Marius Muller-Westernhagen, rp, Seattle
Mark Antony, 3b, Stratford
Markelle Fultz, rp, Baltimore
Martha Stewart, rf, Milan
Martin Van Buren, rp, Vancouver
Marty Willson-Piper, 2b, Seattle
Mason Ramsey, rp, Cyberspace
Masta Killa, 3b, Compton/Milan
Matt Bruce, rp, Los Angeles
Matt Drudge, 1b, Cyberspace
Matthew Inman, rf, Cyberspace
Matthew Shultz, 3b, Seattle
Maurice Lucas, ss, Baltimore
Megan Williams, rf, Milan
Melanie Laurent, 3b, Sao Paulo
Melissa Stetten, c, Milan
Melody Margaret Grant, rp, Hollywoo
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, 2b, Multiverse
Meriwether Lewis, rp, Columbus
Method Man, sp, Compton
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, cf, Circus
Michael Ian Black, 3b, Tel Aviv
Michael Laudrup, rf, Seattle
Michelle Phan, rp, Cyberspace
Mighty Fine, ss, on waivers
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, sp, Seattle/on waivers
Mike Conley Jr., 3b, Baltimore
Mike Godwin, rp, on waivers
Mikey Politano, sp, Arkham
Milhouse Van Houten, 1b, Vancouver
Miracle Crimes, mr, San Jose
Miranda, rf, Stratford
Miranda Cosgrove, c, Seattle
Miranda Lambert, 1b, Seattle
Miriam Maisel, ss, Los Angeles
Miss Clavel, rf, Paddington
Mladen Rudonja, 1b, on waivers
Mohamed Abdullaziz Al-Deayea, rp, Kratovo
Monika Jagaciak, rp, Milan
Montgomery Burns, rp, Hollywoo
Mordechai, cf, Tel Aviv
Mosthigh Thankgod, lf, San Jose
Mr. Creosote, sp, Circus
Mr. Neutron, cf, Circus
Mr. Pither, 2b, Circus
Mr. Pycroft, sp, Circus
Muradin Bronzebeard, 3b, Columbus
Murellus, 2b, Cyberspace

Necro, cf, on waivers
Ner'zhul, mr, Circus
Nerissa, rp, Stratford
Nigel Incubator-Jones, c, Circus
Nikolai Khabibulin, rp, Omsk
Nina Persson, 2b, Omsk
Nyaghoggua, rp, Stratford

Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, c, Hollywoo
Ol' Buzzbark, lf, on waivers
Old Lady Whispering Hush, sp, Paddington
Ole Lukoje, c, on waivers
Oliver Kahn, rp, Kratovo
Olivia Culpo, sp, Milan
Olivia Jordan, mr, Milan
Olivia Newton-John, lf, Tel Aviv
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, sp, Los Angeles
Oscar Ortiz, rp, Sao Paulo/Seattle
Osvaldo Ardiles, ss, Kratovo
Othello, sp, Baltimore
Othmar Garithos, 3b, Columbus
Overmind, cf, Columbus

Paolo Maldini, sp, Kratovo
Pat LaFontaine, 3b, Omsk
Pau Gasol, rp, Baltimore
Paul Samwell-Smith, 3b, Seattle
Paul Verlaine, rf, Los Angeles
Paul Waaktaar-Savoy, cf, Seattle
Paulo Cesar Wanchope Watson, c, Kratovo
Penelope Alvarez, rp, Los Angeles/Hollywoo
Peter Billingsley, rf, Circus
Peter Rabbit, rp, Tel Aviv
Pimp C, sp, Compton
Polonius, ss, Milan/on waivers
Prince Herbert, sp, Circus
Princess Carolyn, sp, Hollywoo
Prospero, cf, Stratford

Quindarious Gooch, ss, San Jose
Qyntel Woods, c, Sao Paulo

RZA, mr, Compton
Rachel Hilbert, sp, Milan
Radek Bonk, rf, on waivers
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, rf, Omsk
Randy Quaid, cf, Omsk
Rasheed Wallace, sp, Baltimore
Rat, 2b, Stratford
Raven Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
Reality Winner, sp, on waivers
Reg, sp, Circus
Rexxar, rp, Columbus
Rich Sutter, ss, Omsk
Rip Van Winkle, sp, Vancouver
Rob McElhenney, rp, Sao Paulo
Roberto Baggio, 2b, Milan
Robin van Persie, 2b, Kratovo
Rock Hudson, c, on waivers
Rocket Ismail, rp, Vancouver
Rolando Johnson, sp, Cyberspace
Rolf Jacob Sartorius, rp, Cyberspace
Roman Hamrlík, c, Omsk
Ron Obvious, 3b, Circus
Ron Sutter, rp, Omsk
Rose Bertram, rp, Arkham
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, sp, Omsk
Runaway Bunny, ss, Paddington
Rustu Recber, rp, Kratovo
Ruud Gullit, cf, Compton

Saheeli Rai, mr, Multiverse
Sailor Brinkley Cook, rp, Milan
Sakashima the Imposter, mr, Multiverse
Sal, cf, Paddington
Sandy Irvine, 2b, on waivers
Sarah Koenig, cf, Multiverse
Sarah Lynn, 2b, Hollywoo
Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Tel Aviv
Saul, ss, Multiverse
Scarecrow, 3b, on waivers
Scholastique Koolimo, 1b, San Jose
Scott La Rock, 2b, Compton
Sebastian, rf, Stratford
Secretariat, cf, Seattle
Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Seth Rogen, rp, on waivers
Shandris Feathermoon, ss, Columbus
Shane Battier, rf, Baltimore
Shane Dawson, c, Cyberspace
Shareef Abdur-Rahim, lf, Baltimore
Shigeru Miyamoto, mr, Sao Paulo
Shiggy, sp, Cyberspace
Shylock, lf, Stratford
Silver Bronzo, 2b, San Jose
Skee-Lo, lf, Compton
Snoop Dogg, sp, Compton
Snow White, sp, Paddington
Solomon, rp, Tel Aviv
Spadger, sp, Multiverse
Spike Tournament Grinder, mr, Multiverse
Stan Van Gundy, lf, Vancouver
Stephen Cook, ss, Sao Paulo
Steve Beshear, sp, Sao Paulo
Strong Bad, rf, Cyberspace
Styles P, 2b, Compton/Milan
Superfruit, rp, Cyberspace
Superintendent Parrot, c, Circus
Sweet Orefice, 2b, Los Angeles
Sycorax, lf, on waivers
Sylvanas Windrunner, mr, Columbus

Taffarel, sp, Kratovo
Tahani Al-Jamil, c, on waivers
Tailor of Gloucester, mr, Sao Paulo
Tanya Mityushina, mr, Milan
Tassadar, 2b, Paddington
Teemu Selanne, mr, Seattle
Teppo Numminen, rp, Omsk
Terry Porter, cf, Baltimore
The B---- in Apt. 23, cf, Los Angeles
The Big Idea, ss, on waivers
The Butcher, cf, Sao Paulo
The Little Engine That Could, sp, Paddington
The Man with the Yellow Hat, mr, Sao Paulo
The Old Lady, c, Paddington
Thrall Son of Durotan, sp, Columbus
Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, sp, Multiverse
Tim Rice-Oxley, sp, Seattle
Tippi Hedren, ss, Sao Paulo
Titania, mr, Kratovo
Tone-Loc, 1b, Compton
Tony Allen, rp, Baltimore
Tony Twist, c, Omsk
Toto, 2b, Paddington
True Sweetster, cf, San Jose
Tyrael, 3b, Columbus
Tyrande Whisperwind, 1b, Columbus

U-God, 2b, Milan/on waivers
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 3b, Hollywoo
Uncle Henry, mr, Paddington
Uyo Silent Prophet, 3b, Multiverse

Valdas Adamkus, rp, Kratovo
Van Jones, rf, Multiverse/Omsk
Van Keefer, 3b, Los Angeles
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., rp, Vancouver
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., lf, Vancouver
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, cf, Circus

Walter Tkaczuk, sp, Omsk
Wicked Witch of the East, cf, on waivers
Widow Douglas, sp, Paddington
William Cornelius Van Horne, 2b, Vancouver
Willow Rosenberg, rp, Omsk
Willy Wonka, rf, Hollywoo
Win Thin, lf, San Jose

Yann LeCun, ss, Sao Paulo
Yo'Heinz Tyler, 3b, on waivers
Yog-Sothoth, 2b, Arkham

Zach Braff, cf, Tel Aviv
Zach Randolph, 3b, Baltimore
Zarley Zalapski, 1b, Omsk
Zdenek Nehoda, c, Kratovo
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, lf, Omsk
Zeratul, cf, Milan
Zo-Zu the Punisher, rp, Circus
Zoot, mr, on waivers
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, 2b, Omsk

By position

Catchers

Aleksandr Zavarov, Kratovo
Alicia Machado, on waivers
Arabian Prince, Compton
Arlinn Kord, Multiverse
Asa Romson, Sao Paulo
Bartolomeo Dias, Columbus
Bears in Chairs, Paddington
Billy Cunningham, Baltimore
Blanca Padilla, Milan
Blythe Masters, Stratford
Brodarious Hamm, San Jose
Bruce Campbell, Sao Paulo
Buffy Sainte-Marie, Seattle
Cameron Crowe, Hollywoo
Charlie Watts, on waivers
Chris Carrabba, Seattle/on waivers
Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Tel Aviv
Corky Boozé, San Jose
Dromio of Ephesus, on waivers
Emeril Lagasse, Omsk
Emperor, Paddington
Esther, Tel Aviv
Illidan Stormrage, Columbus
Ingrid Nilsen, Cyberspace
Jace Vryn's Prodigy, Multiverse
James Marshall, Hollywoo
Jason Mendoza, Los Angeles
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vancouver
Jessica, Stratford/on waivers
Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, Los Angeles/Seattle
Julius Caesar, Circus
Julius Erving, Los Angeles
Justin Meldal-Johnsen, Seattle
Kate Hudson, Sao Paulo
Kree Harrison, Vancouver
Lil Kim, Compton
Ludwig van Beethoven, Vancouver
Melissa Stetten, Milan
Miranda Cosgrove, Seattle
Nigel Incubator-Jones, Circus
Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, Hollywoo
Ole Lukoje, on waivers
Paulo Cesar Wanchope Watson, Kratovo
Qyntel Woods, Sao Paulo
Rock Hudson, on waivers
Roman Hamrlík, Omsk
Shane Dawson, Cyberspace
Superintendent Parrot, Circus
Tahani Al-Jamil, on waivers
The Old Lady, Paddington
Tony Twist, Omsk
Zdenek Nehoda, Kratovo

First Basemen

Aaron, Tel Aviv
Abholos, Circus
Angus Mackenzie, Multiverse
Antipholus of Ephesus, Stratford
Armin van Buuren, Vancouver
Arvydas Sabonis, Baltimore
Bill Walton, on waivers
Bradley Hitler-Smith, Hollywoo
Brent Sutter, Omsk/on waivers
Bárbara Seixas, Circus/on waivers
Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles
Celeste, Paddington
Chandra North, Milan
Chrissie Hynde, Arkham
Coriolanus Snow, Hollywoo
DMX, Compton
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph, Multiverse
Ferdinand, Stratford
Fumiko the Lowblood, Multiverse/on waivers
Katrina Kaif, Tel Aviv
Lady Vashj, Columbus
Madeline, Paddington
Matt Drudge, Cyberspace
Milhouse Van Houten, Vancouver
Miranda Lambert, Seattle
Mladen Rudonja, on waivers
Scholastique Koolimo, San Jose
Tone-Loc, Compton
Tyrande Whisperwind, Columbus
Zarley Zalapski, Omsk

Second Basemen

A Ryan Seacrest Type, Hollywoo
Alan Menken, Tel Aviv
Antipholus of Syracuse, Stratford
Aphoom-Zhah, Arkham
Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer, Circus
Aunt Em, Paddington
Clinton Hinton, on waivers
Cornelius, Seattle
Damian Lillard, Baltimore
David Hasselhoff, on waivers
Eli, Tel Aviv
Flula Borg, Cyberspace
Gabriel Omar Batistuta, Kratovo
Hakan Loob, Seattle
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, Vancouver
Jusuf NurkiÄ‡, Baltimore
Kael'thas Sunstrider, Columbus
Krusty the Clown, on waivers
Leslie Van Houten, Vancouver
Lin-Manuel Miranda, on waivers
Little Bear, Paddington
Lizzy Caplan, Tel Aviv
Marc Wilmots, Kratovo
Marty Willson-Piper, Seattle
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, Multiverse
Mr. Pither, Circus
Murellus, Cyberspace
Nina Persson, Omsk
Rat, Stratford
Roberto Baggio, Milan
Robin van Persie, Kratovo
Sandy Irvine, on waivers
Sarah Lynn, Hollywoo
Scott La Rock, Compton
Silver Bronzo, San Jose
Styles P, Compton/Milan
Sweet Orefice, Los Angeles
Tassadar, Paddington
Toto, Paddington
U-God, Milan/on waivers
William Cornelius Van Horne, Vancouver
Yog-Sothoth, Arkham
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, Omsk

Third Basemen

Ammutseba, Arkham
Bill Hammack, Sao Paulo
Bonzi Wells, Baltimore
Cappadonna, Compton
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, Kratovo
Claudio Caniggia, Kratovo
Daisy Ridley, Sao Paulo
Daniela Braga, Milan
Dolph Schayes, Baltimore
Gay Straite, San Jose
Gus Van Sant, Vancouver
Henry Wensleydale, Tel Aviv/on waivers
I Made Mangku Pastika, San Jose
Jay Pritchett, Los Angeles
Jenny Slate, Paddington
Joan Kapur, Hollywoo
Judd Apatow, Tel Aviv
Julia Roberts, Sao Paulo
Kayode Ewumi, Cyberspace
Keiga the Tide Star, Multiverse
Lin Chi-Ling, Milan
Mannoroth, Columbus
Manny Delgado, on waivers
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, on waivers
Mark Antony, Stratford
Masta Killa, Compton/Milan
Matthew Shultz, Seattle
Melanie Laurent, Sao Paulo
Michael Ian Black, Tel Aviv
Mike Conley Jr., Baltimore
Muradin Bronzebeard, Columbus
Othmar Garithos, Columbus
Pat LaFontaine, Omsk
Paul Samwell-Smith, Seattle
Ron Obvious, Circus
Scarecrow, on waivers
Tyrael, Columbus
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, Hollywoo
Uyo Silent Prophet, Multiverse
Van Keefer, Los Angeles
Yo'Heinz Tyler, on waivers
Zach Randolph, Baltimore

Shortstops

Amar Bose, Sao Paulo
Amy Schumer, Tel Aviv
Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, Seattle/on waivers
Anthony Thompson, Vancouver
Biz Markie, Compton
BoJack Horseman, Hollywoo
Brad Shultz, Stratford
Bree Sharp, Circus
Cameron Dallas, Cyberspace
Casper Lee, Cyberspace
Chandler Parsons, on waivers
Christine Plentyhoops, Seattle/on waivers
Coinchenn, Circus
Coolio, Compton
Coriolanus, Stratford
Cory Baxter, Los Angeles
Danielle Harrington, Omsk
Dennis Quaid, Sao Paulo
Diablo, Columbus
Dovin Baan, on waivers
Dr. Narwhals Mating, San Jose
Drew Scanlon, Cyberspace
Edmund Duke, on waivers
Eugene Kranz, Columbus
Foxy Brown, Compton
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, Circus
Hal Greer, Baltimore
Henryk Wojciech Kasperczak, on waivers
Jim Morrison, Seattle
Kaia Gerber, Milan
Keith Van Horn, Vancouver
Lauren Brie Harding, Multiverse
Maurice Lucas, Baltimore
Mighty Fine, on waivers
Miriam Maisel, Los Angeles
Osvaldo Ardiles, Kratovo
Polonius, Milan/on waivers
Quindarious Gooch, San Jose
Rich Sutter, Omsk
Runaway Bunny, Paddington
Saul, Multiverse
Shandris Feathermoon, Columbus
Stephen Cook, Sao Paulo
The Big Idea, on waivers
Tippi Hedren, Sao Paulo
Yann LeCun, Sao Paulo

Left Fielders

Abraham Van Helsing, Arkham/Stratford/Vancouver
Alonso, Stratford/on waivers
Antonio, Stratford
Arthas Menethil, Columbus
Cherries Waffles Tennis, San Jose
Dennis Bergkamp, Kratovo
Doug Collins, Baltimore
Dr. Allen Hu, Hollywoo/on waivers
Eleanor Shellstrop, Los Angeles
Erich Von Drygalski, Columbus
Freedy Johnston, Seattle
Gheorghe Hagi, Hollywoo
Giselle Lazzarato, on waivers
Gwendolyn Di Corci, Multiverse
Hannah Ferguson, Milan
Jason Ritter, Los Angeles
Joseph Heller, Omsk
Joshua, Tel Aviv
Lais Ribero, on waivers
Lin Sivvi, Circus
Mahogany Loggins, San Jose
Mosthigh Thankgod, San Jose
Ol' Buzzbark, on waivers
Olivia Newton-John, Tel Aviv
Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Baltimore
Shylock, Stratford
Skee-Lo, Compton
Stan Van Gundy, Vancouver
Sycorax, on waivers
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
Win Thin, San Jose
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, Omsk

Center Fielders

Adun Oakenshield, Multiverse
Andrew McKeag, Hollywoo
Ariel, Stratford
Bun B, Compton
Candida Seasock, San Jose
Carla Bruni, Milan
Chardonnay Beaver, San Jose
Charles Joseph McDonnell, Cyberspace
Chillie Poon, San Jose
Chris Gladwin, Sao Paulo
Clyde Drexler, Baltimore
Colm O Ciosoig, Milan/Compton
Copernicus, Hollywoo
Dack Fayden, Sao Paulo
Dre Johnson, Paddington
Eddie Van Halen, Los Angeles
Elesh Norn, Multiverse
Excellent Raymond, San Jose
George Vancouver, Vancouver
Hazezon Tamar, Multiverse
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, Kratovo
James Van Ness, Vancouver
Jean Grae, Seattle
Jean-Jacques Goldman, Seattle
Joel Embiid, Baltimore
Juan Garcia-Herreros, Seattle
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, Circus
Mordechai, Tel Aviv
Mr. Neutron, Circus
Necro, on waivers
Overmind, Columbus
Paul Waaktaar-Savoy, Seattle
Prospero, Stratford
Randy Quaid, Omsk
Ruud Gullit, Compton
Sal, Paddington
Sarah Koenig, Multiverse
Secretariat, Seattle
Selina Meyer, Los Angeles/on waivers
Terry Porter, Baltimore
The B---- in Apt. 23, Los Angeles
The Butcher, Sao Paulo
True Sweetster, San Jose
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, Circus
Wicked Witch of the East, on waivers
Zach Braff, Tel Aviv
Zeratul, Milan

Right Fielders

Alala, Arkham
Amanda Miranda Panda, Paddington
Andariel, Columbus
Anub'arak, Tel Aviv
Baoht Z'uqqa-Mogg, Multiverse
Bicycle Repair Man, Circus/on waivers
Big Pun, Compton
Brutus, Kratovo
Common, Compton
Coyote Peterson, Cyberspace
Curious George, Paddington
Dan Povenmire, on waivers
Darren Aronofsky, Paddington
Esti Ginzburg, Milan/Compton
Gratiano, Stratford
Henry Roarke, Hollywoo
Highlord Alarak, Columbus
Isao Enlightened Bushi, on waivers
Jan van Eyck, Arkham/Vancouver
Jean-Paul Gaster, Seattle/on waivers
Jonah Hill, Tel Aviv
Josh Peck, Tel Aviv
Kimmy Schmidt, Los Angeles
Martha Stewart, Milan
Matthew Inman, Cyberspace
Megan Williams, Milan
Michael Laudrup, Seattle
Miranda, Stratford
Miss Clavel, Paddington
Paul Verlaine, Los Angeles
Peter Billingsley, Circus
Radek Bonk, on waivers
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, Omsk
Sebastian, Stratford
Shane Battier, Baltimore
Strong Bad, Cyberspace
Van Jones, Multiverse/Omsk
Willy Wonka, Hollywoo

Starting Pitchers

Amelia Earhart, Columbus
Amon-Gorloth, Arkham
Andrew Garfield, Hollywoo
Artanis, Stratford
Arthur, Paddington
Ashley Clements, Cyberspace
Barbara Palvin, Milan
Baskerville Holmes, San Jose
Ben Savage, Tel Aviv
Ben Schwartz, Tel Aviv
Betty Suarez, Los Angeles
Big Boi, Compton
Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, Kratovo
Carolina Toha, Sao Paulo
Caroline Kennedy, Sao Paulo
Casey Neistat, Cyberspace
Charles Van Doren, Vancouver
Chidi Anagonye, Los Angeles
Colleen Ballinger, on waivers
David, Multiverse
Davide Scabin, Omsk
Dickon Sowerby, Paddington
Edwin van der Sar, Stratford
Eihort, Hollywoo
Esther Petrack, on waivers
Fabio Cannavaro, Kratovo
Felipe Calderon, Stratford
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Tel Aviv
Flavious Coffee, San Jose
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Seattle
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, San Jose
Gabriel Angelfire, Multiverse
Georgia Gibbs, Milan
Gobogeg, Stratford
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Hannah Hart, Cyberspace
Infinite Grover, San Jose
Jace Memory Adept, on waivers
Jace the Mind Sculptor, on waivers
Jack the Giant Killer, Paddington
James Van Der Beek, Los Angeles/Stratford
James William Sawyer, Stratford
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, Omsk
Jeff Beukeboom, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, Baltimore
Joules Scott-Key, Arkham
Judah Mannowdog, Hollywoo
Judith, Circus
June Carter Cash, Los Angeles
Kat Dennings, Tel Aviv
King Leoric, Columbus
Kuro Takhasomi, Cyberspace
LaMarcus Aldridge, Baltimore
Lady Gaga, Seattle
Lexur'iga-serr'roth, Sao Paulo/Seattle
Lucretia Van Horn, Arkham/Vancouver
Major Teroh, Los Angeles
Mamrie Hart, Cyberspace
Marc Gasol, Baltimore
Method Man, Compton
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, Seattle/on waivers
Mikey Politano, Arkham
Mr. Creosote, Circus
Mr. Pycroft, Circus
Old Lady Whispering Hush, Paddington
Olivia Culpo, Milan
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Los Angeles
Othello, Baltimore
Paolo Maldini, Kratovo
Pimp C, Compton
Prince Herbert, Circus
Princess Carolyn, Hollywoo
Rachel Hilbert, Milan
Rasheed Wallace, Baltimore
Raven Baxter, Los Angeles
Reality Winner, on waivers
Reg, Circus
Rip Van Winkle, Vancouver
Rolando Johnson, Cyberspace
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, Omsk
Shiggy, Cyberspace
Snoop Dogg, Compton
Snow White, Paddington
Spadger, Multiverse
Steve Beshear, Sao Paulo
Taffarel, Kratovo
The Little Engine That Could, Paddington
Thrall Son of Durotan, Columbus
Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, Multiverse
Tim Rice-Oxley, Seattle
Walter Tkaczuk, Omsk
Widow Douglas, Paddington

Middle Relievers

Andreas Brehme, Kratovo
Archimonde, Multiverse
Arwassa, Arkham
Blackitt, Circus
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, on waivers
Cindy Bruna, Milan
Cool Breeze, Compton
Dhumin, Seattle/on waivers
Felicity Huffman, on waivers
Flavius, Kratovo
Grace Elizabeth, Milan
Grant-Lee Phillips, Stratford
Hunding Gjornersen, Multiverse
Jane Villanueva, Los Angeles
Jessica Lee Rose, Cyberspace
John Keeler, on waivers
Kate Miller-Heidke, Seattle
Leeroy Jenkins, Seattle/Los Angeles
Linus Van Pelt, Stratford/Vancouver
Lionel Hollins, Baltimore
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, Vancouver
Maggie Hassan, Los Angeles/on waivers
Marek Å½idlickÃ½, Omsk
Miracle Crimes, San Jose
Ner'zhul, Circus
Olivia Jordan, Milan
RZA, Compton
Saheeli Rai, Multiverse
Sakashima the Imposter, Multiverse
Shigeru Miyamoto, Sao Paulo
Spike Tournament Grinder, Multiverse
Sylvanas Windrunner, Columbus
Tailor of Gloucester, Sao Paulo
Tanya Mityushina, Milan
Teemu Selanne, Seattle
The Man with the Yellow Hat, Sao Paulo
Titania, Kratovo
Uncle Henry, Paddington
Zoot, on waivers

Relief Pitchers

Amerigo Vespucci, Columbus
Andre Marie, on waivers
Arcturus Mengsk, on waivers
Assumption Bulltron, San Jose
Ayn Rand, Tel Aviv
Baal, Columbus
Babar, Paddington
Badger, Paddington
Balthazar, Stratford
Baron Von Count, Multiverse
Bassanio, Stratford/on waivers
Ben Simmons, Baltimore
Bill Burr, Sao Paulo
Bjorn Nordqvist, Kratovo
Bo Krsmanovic, Milan
Brad Friedel, Kratovo
Brad Sherwood, Sao Paulo
Burm Snart, San Jose
Charley Witherspoon, Hollywoo/on waivers
Chaugnar Faugn, Arkham
Chica, Hollywoo
Chris Bosh, Baltimore
Ciro Ferrera, Circus
Dakkon Blackblade, Multiverse
Daniel Boulud, Omsk
Daniel James Howell, Cyberspace
Deckard Cain, Stratford
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, Omsk
Dorothy Gale, Circus
Earn Marks, Los Angeles
Erwin Fuchsbichler, Hollywoo/on waivers
Fred Savage, Tel Aviv
Fred VanVleet, Arkham/Vancouver
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Los Angeles
Gandalf Hernandez, San Jose
Gaston, Circus
George Sears, Hollywoo
Ghostface Killah, Compton
Glinda, on waivers
Harvey Keitel, Seattle
I-Perfection Harris, Columbus
Incontinentia Buttocks, Circus
Inspectah Deck, Compton
Itchy, Hollywoo
Jacques Songo'o, Kratovo
Jadakiss, Compton
Jamez Brickhouse, San Jose
Jan Eliasson, Sao Paulo
Janne Niinimaa, Omsk
Jasmyn Wilkins, Milan
Jerrod Carmichael, Los Angeles
Jim Gaffigan, Los Angeles
Johnny Combo Player, Multiverse
Jose Luis Felix Chilavert Gonzalez, Kratovo
Josh Gad, Tel Aviv
KRS-One, Compton
Karhonda Porcha, Hollywoo
Kel'Thuzad, Columbus
Ki-Jana Carter, Vancouver
Kitty Pryde, Stratford
La Royce Lobster-Gaines, San Jose
Leomie Anderson, Milan
Mac Dre, Compton
Marius Muller-Westernhagen, Seattle
Markelle Fultz, Baltimore
Martin Van Buren, Vancouver
Mason Ramsey, Cyberspace
Matt Bruce, Los Angeles
Melody Margaret Grant, Hollywoo
Meriwether Lewis, Columbus
Michelle Phan, Cyberspace
Mike Godwin, on waivers
Mohamed Abdullaziz Al-Deayea, Kratovo
Monika Jagaciak, Milan
Montgomery Burns, Hollywoo
Nerissa, Stratford
Nikolai Khabibulin, Omsk
Nyaghoggua, Stratford
Oliver Kahn, Kratovo
Oscar Ortiz, Sao Paulo/Seattle
Pau Gasol, Baltimore
Penelope Alvarez, Los Angeles/Hollywoo
Peter Rabbit, Tel Aviv
Rexxar, Columbus
Rob McElhenney, Sao Paulo
Rocket Ismail, Vancouver
Rolf Jacob Sartorius, Cyberspace
Ron Sutter, Omsk
Rose Bertram, Arkham
Rustu Recber, Kratovo
Sailor Brinkley Cook, Milan
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tel Aviv
Seth Rogen, on waivers
Solomon, Tel Aviv
Superfruit, Cyberspace
Teppo Numminen, Omsk
Tony Allen, Baltimore
Valdas Adamkus, Kratovo
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
Willow Rosenberg, Omsk
Zo-Zu the Punisher, Circus