Roster for Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities:

Catchers:

• 6739 James Marshall, 23, c (88 G, 1.9 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7211 Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, 21, c (42 G, -1.9 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6478 Coriolanus Snow, 27, 1b (340 G, 2.4 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7049 Bradley Hitler-Smith, 22, 1b (89 G, -1.8 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40)
• 7091 Sarah Lynn, 21, 2b (126 G, -4.0 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40)
• 6963 A Ryan Seacrest Type, 24, 2b (106 G, -3.7 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40)
• 6242 Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 31, 3b (442 G, -1.4 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40)
• 7000 BoJack Horseman, 24, ss (172 G, -1.2 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6444 Gheorghe Hagi, 29, lf (314 G, -2.1 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6509 Abraham Van Helsing, 26, lf (79 G, -4.9 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6515 Andrew McKeag, 25, cf (238 G, -5.3 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40)
• 6723 Henry Roarke, 26, rf (300 G, -0.7 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40)
• 6847 Willy Wonka, 24, rf (221 G, -1.4 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 7198 Princess Carolyn, 20, sp (45 G, -13.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7027 Andrew Garfield, 19, sp (14 G, -7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7131 Judah Mannowdog, 18, sp (3 G, -6.8 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6009 Itchy, 32, rp (345 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6580 Melody Margaret Grant, 24, rp (174 G, -4.0 PRAA/300)
• 6882 Montgomery Burns, 24, rp (135 G, 1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6835 George Sears, 22, rp (104 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7124 Penelope Alvarez, 20, rp (2 G, 3.8 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 7122 Chica, 20, rp (28 G, -15.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7228 Karhonda Porcha, 21, rp (13 G, -19.4 PRAA/300)
• 7173 Eihort, 20, sp (9 G, -17.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7224 Copernicus, 19, cf (5 G, -16.0 DR/40, -23.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6938 Joan Kapur, 20, 3b
• 7215 Cameron Crowe, 19, c (who?)