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SimBase Players, Year 81
By name: A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z
By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp
A
- A Ryan Seacrest Type, 2b, Hollywoo
- Aaron, 1b, Tel Aviv
- Aaron Copland, rp, Tel Aviv
- Abholos, 1b, Circus
- Abraham Van Helsing, lf, Hollywoo
- Adun Oakenshield, cf, Multiverse
- Alala, rf, Arkham
- Alan Menken, 2b, Tel Aviv
- Aleksandr Zavarov, c, Kratovo
- Alexi Brosefino, lf, Hollywoo
- Amanda Miranda Panda, rf, Paddington
- Amar Bose, ss, Sao Paulo
- Amelia Earhart, sp, Columbus
- Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Columbus
- Ammutseba, 3b, Arkham
- Amon-Gorloth, sp, Arkham
- Amy Schumer, ss, Tel Aviv
- Andariel, rf, Columbus
- Andreas Brehme, mr, Kratovo
- Andrew Garfield, sp, Hollywoo
- Andrew McKeag, cf, Hollywoo
- Angus Mackenzie, 1b, Multiverse
- Antipholus of Ephesus, 1b, Stratford/on waivers
- Antipholus of Syracuse, 2b, Stratford
- Antonio, lf, Stratford
- Anub'arak, rf, Tel Aviv
- Aphoom-Zhah, 2b, Arkham
- Arabian Prince, c, Circus
- Archimonde, mr, Multiverse
- Ariel, cf, Stratford
- Arlinn Kord, c, Multiverse
- Artanis, sp, Stratford
- Arthas Menethil, lf, Columbus
- Arthur, sp, Paddington
- Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, rp, Circus
- Arvydas Sabonis, 1b, Baltimore
- Arwassa, mr, Arkham
- Asa Romson, lf, Sao Paulo
- Ashley Clements, sp, Cyberspace
- Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer, 2b, Circus
- Assumption Bulltron, rp, San Jose
- Aunt Em, 2b, Paddington
- Auriel, sp, Columbus
- Ayi'ig, cf, on waivers
- Ayn Rand, rp, Tel Aviv
B
- Baal, rp, Columbus
- Babar, rp, Paddington
- Badger, rp, Paddington
- Balthazar, rp, Stratford
- Baoht Z'uqqa-Mogg, rf, on waivers
- Barbara Palvin, sp, Milan
- Baron Von Count, rp, Multiverse
- Bartolomeo Dias, c, Columbus
- Baskerville Holmes, sp, San Jose
- Bears in Chairs, c, Paddington
- Ben Savage, sp, Tel Aviv
- Ben Schwartz, sp, Tel Aviv
- Ben Simmons, rp, Baltimore
- Benni McCarthy, 1b, Kratovo
- Betty Suarez, sp, Los Angeles
- Big Boi, sp, Compton
- Big Pun, rf, on waivers
- Bill Burr, rp, Sao Paulo
- Bill Hammack, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Billy Cunningham, c, Baltimore
- Biz Markie, ss, Compton
- Bjorn Nordqvist, rp, Kratovo
- Blackitt, mr, Circus
- Blanca Padilla, c, Milan
- Blythe Masters, c, Stratford
- Bo Krsmanovic, rp, Milan
- BoJack Horseman, ss, Hollywoo
- Bokrug, c, Arkham
- Bonzi Wells, 3b, Baltimore
- Brad Friedel, rp, Kratovo
- Brad Sherwood, rp, Sao Paulo
- Brad Shultz, ss, on waivers
- Bradley Hitler-Smith, 1b, Hollywoo
- Bree Sharp, ss, Circus
- Brodarious Hamm, c, San Jose
- Bruce Campbell, cf, Sao Paulo
- Brutus, rf, Kratovo
- Buffy Sainte-Marie, c, Seattle
- Bugg-Shash, rf, on waivers
- Bun B, cf, on waivers
- Burm Snart, rp, San Jose
- Byatis, c, Arkham
C
- Cameron Crowe, c, Hollywoo
- Cameron Dallas, ss, on waivers
- Cameron Tucker, 1b, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Candida Seasock, cf, on waivers
- Cappadonna, 3b, Compton
- Carla Bruni, cf, Milan
- Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 3b, Kratovo
- Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, sp, Kratovo
- Carolina Toha, sp, on waivers
- Caroline Kennedy, sp, Sao Paulo
- Casey Neistat, sp, Cyberspace
- Casper Lee, ss, Cyberspace
- Celeste, 1b, Paddington
- Chandra North, 1b, Milan
- Chardonnay Beaver, cf, San Jose
- Charles Joseph McDonnell, cf, Cyberspace
- Chaugnar Faugn, rp, Arkham
- Cherries Waffles Tennis, lf, San Jose
- Chica, rp, Hollywoo
- Chidi Anagonye, sp, Los Angeles
- Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
- Chris Bosh, rp, Baltimore
- Chris Gladwin, cf, Sao Paulo
- Chrissie Hynde, 1b, Arkham
- Christopher Mintz-Plasse, c, Multiverse
- Cindy Bruna, mr, on waivers
- Ciro Ferrera, rp, on waivers
- Claudio Caniggia, 3b, Kratovo
- Clyde Drexler, cf, Baltimore
- Coinchenn, ss, Circus
- Colm O Ciosoig, cf, Compton
- Common, rf, Compton
- Connie Hawkins, cf, Baltimore
- Cool Breeze, mr, Compton
- Coolio, ss, Compton
- Copernicus, cf, Hollywoo
- Coriolanus, ss, Stratford
- Coriolanus Snow, 1b, Hollywoo
- Corky Boozé, c, San Jose
- Cornelius, ss, Paddington
- Cory Baxter, ss, Los Angeles
- Courtney Portnoy, rp, Hollywoo
- Cow Jumping Over the Moon, lf, Paddington
- Coyote Peterson, lf, Cyberspace
- Curious George, rf, Paddington
D
- DMX, 1b, Compton
- Da Brat, lf, Compton
- Dack Fayden, cf, Sao Paulo
- Daisy Ridley, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Dakkon Blackblade, rp, Multiverse
- Damian Kulash, 3b, Seattle
- Damian Lillard, 2b, Baltimore
- Dan Auerbach, cf, Seattle
- Daniel Boulud, rp, Omsk
- Daniel James Howell, rp, Cyberspace/Compton
- Daniela Braga, 3b, Milan
- Danielle Harrington, ss, Omsk
- Darren Aronofsky, rf, Paddington
- David, sp, Multiverse/Circus
- Davide Scabin, sp, Omsk
- Deckard Cain, rp, Stratford
- Dennis Bergkamp, lf, Kratovo
- Dennis Quaid, ss, Sao Paulo
- Diablo, ss, Columbus
- Dick Van Arsdale, 2b, Baltimore
- Dickon Sowerby, sp, on waivers
- Dolph Schayes, 3b, on waivers
- Dominik Hašek, rp, Omsk
- Domri Rade, sp, Multiverse
- Dorothy Gale, rp, Circus
- Doug Collins, lf, on waivers
- Dr. Julius Jumblemorph, 1b, Multiverse
- Dr. Narwhals Mating, ss, San Jose
- Dr. Taekwondo Byrd, cf, San Jose
- Dre Johnson, cf, Paddington
- Drew Scanlon, ss, Cyberspace
- Duckie Thot, sp, Seattle
E
- Earn Marks, rp, Los Angeles
- Eddie Van Halen, cf, Los Angeles
- Edwin van der Sar, sp, Stratford/on waivers
- Eihort, sp, Hollywoo
- Eleanor Shellstrop, lf, Los Angeles
- Elesh Norn, cf, Multiverse
- Eli, 2b, Tel Aviv
- Emeril Lagasse, c, on waivers
- Emperor, c, Paddington
- Eric the Fish, cf, Circus
- Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Columbus
- Esther, c, Tel Aviv
- Esti Ginzburg, rf, Compton
- Eugene Kranz, ss, on waivers
- Excellent Raymond, cf, San Jose
F
- Fabio Cannavaro, sp, Kratovo
- Felipe Calderon, sp, on waivers
- Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Tel Aviv
- Ferdinand, 1b, Stratford
- Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
- Flavius, mr, Kratovo
- Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Seattle
- Flula Borg, 2b, Cyberspace
- Forbes Thor Kiddoo, sp, San Jose
- Foxy Brown, ss, Compton
- Fred Savage, rp, Tel Aviv
- Freedy Johnston, lf, Seattle
- Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Los Angeles
G
- Gabriel Angelfire, sp, Multiverse
- Gabriel Omar Batistuta, 2b, Kratovo
- Gaizka Mendieta Zabala, lf, on waivers
- Gandalf Hernandez, sp, San Jose
- Gaston, rp, Circus
- Gay Straite, 3b, San Jose
- George Sears, rp, Hollywoo
- George Vancouver, cf, Arkham
- Georgia Gibbs, sp, Milan
- Gervaise Brook-Hampster, ss, Circus
- Gheorghe Hagi, lf, on waivers
- Ghostface Killah, rp, Compton
- Gobogeg, sp, Stratford
- Grace Elizabeth, mr, Milan
- Grant-Lee Phillips, mr, Stratford
- Gratiano, rf, Stratford
- Gwendolyn Di Corci, cf, Multiverse
H
- Haiogh-Yai, rp, Arkham
- Hakan Loob, 2b, Seattle
- Hal Greer, ss, Baltimore
- Hank Green, sp, on waivers
- Hannah Ferguson, lf, Milan
- Hannah Hart, sp, Cyberspace
- Harvey Keitel, rp, Seattle/on waivers
- Hazezon Tamar, cf, Sao Paulo
- Henrik Lundqvist, sp, Omsk
- Henry Roarke, rf, Hollywoo
- Highlord Alarak, rf, Columbus
- Howard Katzenberg, rp, Circus
- Hugo Sánchez Márquez, cf, Kratovo
- Hunding Gjornersen, mr, Multiverse
I
- I Made Mangku Pastika, 3b, San Jose
- I-Perfection Harris, rp, Columbus
- Ike Broflovski, c, Tel Aviv
- Illidan Stormrage, c, Columbus
- Imperius, c, Columbus
- Incontinentia Buttocks, rp, Circus
- Infinite Grover, rp, San Jose
- Ingrid Nilsen, c, Cyberspace
- Inspectah Deck, rp, on waivers
- Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 2b, Arkham
- Itchy, rp, Hollywoo
- Itherael, sp, Columbus
J
- Jace Vryn's Prodigy, c, Multiverse
- Jack the Giant Killer, sp, Paddington
- Jacques Songo'o, rp, Kratovo
- Jadakiss, rp, Compton
- James Honeyman-Scott, sp, on waivers
- James Marshall, c, Hollywoo
- James Van Der Beek, sp, Stratford
- James Van Ness, cf, on waivers
- James William Sawyer, sp, Stratford
- Jamez Brickhouse, rp, San Jose
- Jan Eliasson, rp, Sao Paulo
- Jane Villanueva, mr, Los Angeles
- Janne Niinimaa, rp, Omsk
- JaromÃr Jágr, sp, Omsk
- Jasmyn Wilkins, rp, Sao Paulo
- Jason Mendoza, c, Los Angeles
- Jason Ritter, lf, Los Angeles
- Jay Pritchett, 3b, Los Angeles/Tel Aviv
- Jean Grae, cf, on waivers
- Jean-Claude Van Damme, c, Arkham
- Jean-Jacques Goldman, cf, Seattle
- Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, sp, Baltimore
- Jenny Slate, 3b, Paddington
- Jerrod Carmichael, rp, Los Angeles
- Jessica Lee Rose, mr, Cyberspace
- Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, c, Los Angeles
- Jiang Yanggu, ss, Multiverse
- Jim Gaffigan, rp, Los Angeles
- Jim Morrison, ss, Seattle
- Jiřà Šlégr, rf, Omsk
- Joan Kapur, 3b, on waivers
- Joel Embiid, cf, Baltimore
- John Gilmore, c, Cyberspace
- John Paul Jones, rp, on waivers
- John Perry Barlow, lf, on waivers
- Johnny Combo Player, rp, Multiverse
- Jonah Hill, rf, Tel Aviv
- Jose Luis Felix Chilavert Gonzalez, rp, Kratovo
- Joseph Heller, lf, Omsk
- Josh Gad, rp, Tel Aviv
- Josh Peck, rf, Tel Aviv
- Joshua, lf, Tel Aviv
- Joules Scott-Key, sp, on waivers
- Juan Garcia-Herreros, cf, Seattle
- Judah Mannowdog, sp, Hollywoo
- Judd Apatow, 3b, Tel Aviv
- Judith, sp, Circus
- Julia Roberts, 3b, on waivers
- Julius Caesar, c, Circus/on waivers
- Julius Erving, c, Los Angeles/Circus
- June Carter Cash, sp, Los Angeles
- Justin Meldal-Johnsen, c, Seattle/on waivers
- Jusuf Nurkić, 2b, Baltimore
K
- KRS-One, rp, on waivers
- Kael'thas Sunstrider, 2b, Columbus
- Kaia Gerber, ss, Milan
- Karhonda Porcha, rp, Compton/Cyberspace
- Kat Dennings, sp, Stratford
- Kate Hudson, c, Sao Paulo
- Kate Miller-Heidke, mr, on waivers
- Katrina Kaif, 1b, Tel Aviv
- Kayode Ewumi, 3b, Cyberspace
- Keiga the Tide Star, 3b, Multiverse/on waivers
- Keith Van Horn, ss, Arkham
- Kel'Thuzad, rp, Columbus
- Kimmy Schmidt, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
- King Leoric, sp, Columbus
- Kitty Pryde, rp, Stratford
- Kree Harrison, c, Arkham
- Kuro Takhasomi, sp, Cyberspace
L
- La Royce Lobster-Gaines, rp, on waivers
- LaMarcus Aldridge, sp, Baltimore
- Lady Gaga, sp, Seattle
- Lady Sun, rf, Multiverse
- Lady Vashj, 1b, Columbus
- Lance Bass, rf, Hollywoo
- Lauren Brie Harding, ss, Multiverse
- Leah, rp, Tel Aviv
- Leeroy Jenkins, mr, Los Angeles
- Leomie Anderson, rp, Milan
- Leslie Van Houten, 2b, Sao Paulo
- Lexur'iga-serr'roth, rp, Seattle
- Lil Kim, c, Compton
- Lin Chi-Ling, 3b, Milan
- Lin Sivvi, lf, Circus
- Linus Van Pelt, mr, Arkham
- Lionel Hollins, mr, Baltimore
- Little Bear, 2b, Paddington
- Little Blue Truck, c, Paddington
- Lizzy Caplan, 2b, Tel Aviv
- Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, mr, Arkham
- Ludwig van Beethoven, c, Arkham
M
- MC Serch, 2b, Compton/Los Angeles
- Mac Dre, rp, Compton
- Madeline, 1b, Paddington
- Mahogany Loggins, lf, San Jose
- Majed Abdullah, 1b, Kratovo
- Major Teroh, sp, Los Angeles
- Malthael, sp, Columbus
- Mamrie Hart, sp, Cyberspace
- Mannoroth, 3b, Columbus
- Marc Gasol, sp, Baltimore
- Marc Wilmots, 2b, Kratovo
- Marek Židlický, mr, on waivers
- Marius Muller-Westernhagen, sp, Seattle
- Mark Antony, 3b, Stratford
- Mark de Clive-Lowe, 2b, Seattle
- Markelle Fultz, rp, Baltimore
- Martha Stewart, rf, Milan
- Martin Van Buren, rp, Arkham
- Marty Willson-Piper, ss, on waivers
- Mason Ramsey, rp, Cyberspace
- Masta Killa, 3b, Milan
- Matt Bruce, rp, Los Angeles
- Matt Drudge, cf, Cyberspace
- Matthew Inman, rf, Cyberspace
- Matthew Shultz, 3b, Seattle
- Maurice Lucas, ss, Stratford
- Megan Williams, rf, Los Angeles
- Melanie Laurent, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Melissa Stetten, c, Milan
- Melody Margaret Grant, rp, Hollywoo
- Meloku the Clouded Mirror, 2b, Multiverse
- Meriwether Lewis, rp, on waivers
- Method Man, sp, Compton
- Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, cf, Circus
- Michael Ian Black, 3b, Seattle
- Michael Jackson, ss, Seattle
- Michael Laudrup, rf, Seattle
- Michelle Phan, rp, Cyberspace/on waivers
- Mike Conley Jr., 3b, on waivers
- Mikey Politano, sp, on waivers
- Milhouse Van Houten, 1b, Arkham
- Miracle Crimes, mr, San Jose
- Miranda, rf, Stratford
- Miranda Cosgrove, lf, Seattle
- Miranda Lambert, cf, Seattle
- Miriam Maisel, ss, Los Angeles
- Miss Clavel, rf, Paddington
- Mohamed Abdullaziz Al-Deayea, rp, Kratovo
- Monika Jagaciak, rp, Milan
- Montgomery Burns, rp, Hollywoo
- Mordechai, cf, Tel Aviv
- Mosthigh Thankgod, lf, San Jose
- Mr. Creosote, sp, Circus
- Mr. Neutron, cf, Circus/on waivers
- Mr. Pither, 2b, Circus
- Mr. Pycroft, sp, Circus/Multiverse
- Mu Yanling, lf, Multiverse
- Muff Potter, rp, Paddington
- Muradin Bronzebeard, 3b, Circus
- Murellus, 2b, Cyberspace
N
- Nas, 2b, Compton
- Ner'zhul, mr, Circus
- Nerissa, rp, Stratford
- Nigel Incubator-Jones, c, Compton
- Nikolai Khabibulin, rp, Omsk
- Nina Persson, 2b, Omsk
- Norman Watt-Roy, rf, on waivers
- Nyaghoggua, rp, Stratford
O
- Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, c, Hollywoo
- Old Lady Whispering Hush, sp, Paddington
- Oliver Kahn, rp, Kratovo
- Olivia Culpo, sp, Milan
- Olivia Jordan, mr, Milan
- Olivia Newton-John, lf, Tel Aviv
- Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, sp, Los Angeles
- Oscar Ortiz, rp, Seattle
- Osvaldo Ardiles, ss, on waivers
- Othello, sp, Baltimore
- Othmar Garithos, 3b, Columbus
- Overmind, cf, Columbus
P
- Paolo Maldini, sp, Kratovo
- Pat LaFontaine, 3b, Omsk
- Patrick Carney, lf, Seattle
- Pau Gasol, rp, Baltimore
- Paul Samwell-Smith, 3b, Seattle
- Paul Verlaine, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Paul Waaktaar-Savoy, 1b, Seattle/on waivers
- Paul Westphal, lf, Baltimore
- Paulo Cesar Wanchope Watson, c, Kratovo
- Pavel Bure, rp, Omsk
- Pawel Kryszalowicz, 1b, Los Angeles
- Penelope Alvarez, rp, Hollywoo
- Pericles Prince of Tyre, sp, Stratford
- Peter Billingsley, rf, Circus
- Peter Rabbit, rp, Tel Aviv
- Peter the Goatherd, 2b, Seattle
- Pimp C, sp, Compton
- Prince Herbert, sp, on waivers
- Princess Carolyn, sp, Hollywoo
- Prospero, cf, Stratford
Q
R
- RZA, mr, Compton
- Rachel Hilbert, sp, Milan
- Radek Dvořák, rf, Omsk
- Rah Digga, c, Compton
- Ral Zarek, cf, Multiverse
- Randy Quaid, cf, Omsk
- Rasheed Wallace, sp, Baltimore
- Rat, 2b, Stratford
- Raven Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
- Rebecca, rp, Tel Aviv/on waivers
- Reg, sp, Circus
- Reverend Hobbit Forrest, sp, San Jose
- Rexxar, rp, Columbus
- Rich Sutter, ss, Omsk
- Rip Van Winkle, sp, Arkham
- Rob McElhenney, rp, Sao Paulo
- Robert Elliot Kahn, ss, Cyberspace
- Roberto Baggio, 2b, Milan
- Robin van Persie, 2b, Kratovo
- Rocket Ismail, rp, Arkham
- Rolando Johnson, sp, on waivers
- Rolf Jacob Sartorius, rp, Cyberspace
- Roman Hamrlík, c, Omsk
- Ron Obvious, 3b, Circus
- Ron Sutter, rp, on waivers
- Rose Bertram, rp, Arkham
- Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, sp, Omsk
- Runaway Bunny, ss, Paddington
- Rustu Recber, rp, Kratovo
- Ruud Gullit, cf, Circus
S
- Saheeli Rai, mr, Multiverse
- Sailor Brinkley Cook, rp, Milan
- Sakashima the Imposter, mr, Multiverse/on waivers
- Saku Koivu, sp, Omsk
- Sal, cf, Paddington
- Sarah Koenig, cf, on waivers
- Sarah Lynn, 2b, Hollywoo
- Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Tel Aviv
- Saul, ss, on waivers
- Scholastique Koolimo, 1b, San Jose
- Scott La Rock, 2b, Compton
- Sebastian, rf, on waivers
- Secretariat, 3b, Seattle
- Shandris Feathermoon, ss, on waivers
- Shane Battier, rf, Baltimore
- Shane Dawson, c, Cyberspace
- Shareef Abdur-Rahim, lf, Baltimore
- Shigeru Miyamoto, mr, Sao Paulo
- Shiggy, sp, Cyberspace
- Shylock, lf, Stratford
- Silver Bronzo, 2b, San Jose
- Simon Burke, ss, Sao Paulo
- Skee-Lo, lf, Compton
- Slick Woods, 3b, Milan
- Snoop Dogg, sp, Compton
- Snow White, sp, on waivers
- Solomon, rp, Tel Aviv
- Spadger, sp, on waivers
- Spike Tournament Grinder, mr, Multiverse
- Stan Mikita, sp, Omsk
- Stan Van Gundy, lf, Arkham
- Stephen Cook, ss, Sao Paulo
- Steve Beshear, sp, Sao Paulo
- Strong Bad, rf, Cyberspace
- Styles P, 2b, Milan
- Superfruit, rp, Cyberspace
- Superintendent Parrot, c, on waivers
- Sweet Orefice, 2b, Los Angeles
- Sylvanas Windrunner, mr, Columbus
T
- Taffarel, sp, Kratovo
- Tailor of Gloucester, mr, Sao Paulo/on waivers
- Tanya Mityushina, mr, Milan
- Tassadar, 2b, on waivers
- Teemu Selanne, mr, Seattle
- Teppo Numminen, rp, on waivers
- Terry Porter, cf, Baltimore
- The B---- in Apt. 23, cf, Los Angeles
- The Butcher, cf, Sao Paulo/Los Angeles
- The Little Engine That Could, sp, Paddington
- The Madd Rapper, rf, Compton
- The Man with the Yellow Hat, mr, on waivers
- The Old Lady, c, on waivers
- Thrall Son of Durotan, sp, Columbus
- Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, sp, Multiverse
- Tiberius, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Tim Berners-Lee, rp, Cyberspace
- Tim Rice-Oxley, sp, Seattle
- Tippi Hedren, ss, Sao Paulo
- Titania, mr, on waivers
- Titus Andronicus, ss, Stratford
- Todd Chavez, rp, Hollywoo
- Tone-Loc, 1b, Compton
- Tony Allen, rp, Baltimore
- Tony Twist, c, Omsk
- Toto, 2b, Paddington
- True Sweetster, cf, San Jose
- Tuesday DerMargosian, 2b, on waivers
- Tyrael, 3b, Columbus
- Tyrande Whisperwind, 1b, Columbus
U
V
- Valdas Adamkus, rp, Kratovo
- Valeria Mazza, ss, Milan
- Van Jones, rf, Omsk
- Van Keefer, 3b, Los Angeles
- Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., rp, Arkham
- Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., lf, Arkham
- Vinton Gray Cerf, rf, Cyberspace
- Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, cf, Multiverse
- Voltimand, rp, Stratford
W
- Walter Davis, ss, Baltimore
- Walter Tkaczuk, sp, Omsk
- Widow Douglas, sp, Paddington
- Willow Rosenberg, rp, Omsk
- Willy Wonka, rf, Hollywoo
- Win Thin, lf, San Jose
X
Y
Z
- Zach Braff, cf, on waivers
- Zach Randolph, 3b, Baltimore
- Zach Weinersmith, rp, Sao Paulo
- Zarley Zalapski, 1b, Omsk
- Zdenek Nehoda, c, Kratovo
- Zdeno Chára, lf, Omsk
- Zeratul, cf, Milan
- Zo-Zu the Punisher, rp, Circus
- Žigmund Pálffy, 2b, Omsk
By positionCatchers
- Aleksandr Zavarov, Kratovo
- Arabian Prince, Circus
- Arlinn Kord, Multiverse
- Bartolomeo Dias, Columbus
- Bears in Chairs, Paddington
- Billy Cunningham, Baltimore
- Blanca Padilla, Milan
- Blythe Masters, Stratford
- Bokrug, Arkham
- Brodarious Hamm, San Jose
- Buffy Sainte-Marie, Seattle
- Byatis, Arkham
- Cameron Crowe, Hollywoo
- Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Multiverse
- Corky Boozé, San Jose
- Emeril Lagasse, on waivers
- Emperor, Paddington
- Esther, Tel Aviv
- Ike Broflovski, Tel Aviv
- Illidan Stormrage, Columbus
- Imperius, Columbus
- Ingrid Nilsen, Cyberspace
- Jace Vryn's Prodigy, Multiverse
- James Marshall, Hollywoo
- Jason Mendoza, Los Angeles
- Jean-Claude Van Damme, Arkham
- Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, Los Angeles
- John Gilmore, Cyberspace
- Julius Caesar, Circus/on waivers
- Julius Erving, Los Angeles/Circus
- Justin Meldal-Johnsen, Seattle/on waivers
- Kate Hudson, Sao Paulo
- Kree Harrison, Arkham
- Lil Kim, Compton
- Little Blue Truck, Paddington
- Ludwig van Beethoven, Arkham
- Melissa Stetten, Milan
- Nigel Incubator-Jones, Compton
- Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, Hollywoo
- Paulo Cesar Wanchope Watson, Kratovo
- Qyntel Woods, Sao Paulo
- Rah Digga, Compton
- Roman Hamrlík, Omsk
- Shane Dawson, Cyberspace
- Superintendent Parrot, on waivers
- The Old Lady, on waivers
- Tony Twist, Omsk
- Zdenek Nehoda, Kratovo
First Basemen
- Aaron, Tel Aviv
- Abholos, Circus
- Angus Mackenzie, Multiverse
- Antipholus of Ephesus, Stratford/on waivers
- Arvydas Sabonis, Baltimore
- Benni McCarthy, Kratovo
- Bradley Hitler-Smith, Hollywoo
- Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Celeste, Paddington
- Chandra North, Milan
- Chrissie Hynde, Arkham
- Coriolanus Snow, Hollywoo
- DMX, Compton
- Dr. Julius Jumblemorph, Multiverse
- Ferdinand, Stratford
- Katrina Kaif, Tel Aviv
- Lady Vashj, Columbus
- Madeline, Paddington
- Majed Abdullah, Kratovo
- Milhouse Van Houten, Arkham
- Paul Waaktaar-Savoy, Seattle/on waivers
- Pawel Kryszalowicz, Los Angeles
- Scholastique Koolimo, San Jose
- Tone-Loc, Compton
- Tyrande Whisperwind, Columbus
- Zarley Zalapski, Omsk
Second Basemen
- A Ryan Seacrest Type, Hollywoo
- Alan Menken, Tel Aviv
- Antipholus of Syracuse, Stratford
- Aphoom-Zhah, Arkham
- Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer, Circus
- Aunt Em, Paddington
- Damian Lillard, Baltimore
- Dick Van Arsdale, Baltimore
- Eli, Tel Aviv
- Flula Borg, Cyberspace
- Gabriel Omar Batistuta, Kratovo
- Hakan Loob, Seattle
- Isaac Newton Van Nuys, Arkham
- Jusuf Nurkić, Baltimore
- Kael'thas Sunstrider, Columbus
- Leslie Van Houten, Sao Paulo
- Little Bear, Paddington
- Lizzy Caplan, Tel Aviv
- MC Serch, Compton/Los Angeles
- Marc Wilmots, Kratovo
- Mark de Clive-Lowe, Seattle
- Meloku the Clouded Mirror, Multiverse
- Mr. Pither, Circus
- Murellus, Cyberspace
- Nas, Compton
- Nina Persson, Omsk
- Peter the Goatherd, Seattle
- Rat, Stratford
- Roberto Baggio, Milan
- Robin van Persie, Kratovo
- Sarah Lynn, Hollywoo
- Scott La Rock, Compton
- Silver Bronzo, San Jose
- Styles P, Milan
- Sweet Orefice, Los Angeles
- Tassadar, on waivers
- Toto, Paddington
- Tuesday DerMargosian, on waivers
- Yog-Sothoth, Arkham
- Žigmund Pálffy, Omsk
Third Basemen
- Ammutseba, Arkham
- Bill Hammack, Sao Paulo
- Bonzi Wells, Baltimore
- Cappadonna, Compton
- Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, Kratovo
- Claudio Caniggia, Kratovo
- Daisy Ridley, Sao Paulo
- Damian Kulash, Seattle
- Daniela Braga, Milan
- Dolph Schayes, on waivers
- Gay Straite, San Jose
- I Made Mangku Pastika, San Jose
- Jay Pritchett, Los Angeles/Tel Aviv
- Jenny Slate, Paddington
- Joan Kapur, on waivers
- Judd Apatow, Tel Aviv
- Julia Roberts, on waivers
- Kayode Ewumi, Cyberspace
- Keiga the Tide Star, Multiverse/on waivers
- Lin Chi-Ling, Milan
- Mannoroth, Columbus
- Mark Antony, Stratford
- Masta Killa, Milan
- Matthew Shultz, Seattle
- Melanie Laurent, Sao Paulo
- Michael Ian Black, Seattle
- Mike Conley Jr., on waivers
- Muradin Bronzebeard, Circus
- Othmar Garithos, Columbus
- Pat LaFontaine, Omsk
- Paul Samwell-Smith, Seattle
- Ron Obvious, Circus
- Secretariat, Seattle
- Slick Woods, Milan
- Tiberius, Sao Paulo
- Tyrael, Columbus
- Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, on waivers
- Uyo Silent Prophet, Multiverse
- Van Keefer, Los Angeles
- Zach Randolph, Baltimore
Shortstops
- Amar Bose, Sao Paulo
- Amy Schumer, Tel Aviv
- Biz Markie, Compton
- BoJack Horseman, Hollywoo
- Brad Shultz, on waivers
- Bree Sharp, Circus
- Cameron Dallas, on waivers
- Casper Lee, Cyberspace
- Coinchenn, Circus
- Coolio, Compton
- Coriolanus, Stratford
- Cornelius, Paddington
- Cory Baxter, Los Angeles
- Danielle Harrington, Omsk
- Dennis Quaid, Sao Paulo
- Diablo, Columbus
- Dr. Narwhals Mating, San Jose
- Drew Scanlon, Cyberspace
- Eugene Kranz, on waivers
- Foxy Brown, Compton
- Gervaise Brook-Hampster, Circus
- Hal Greer, Baltimore
- Jiang Yanggu, Multiverse
- Jim Morrison, Seattle
- Kaia Gerber, Milan
- Keith Van Horn, Arkham
- Lauren Brie Harding, Multiverse
- Marty Willson-Piper, on waivers
- Maurice Lucas, Stratford
- Michael Jackson, Seattle
- Miriam Maisel, Los Angeles
- Osvaldo Ardiles, on waivers
- Quindarious Gooch, San Jose
- Rich Sutter, Omsk
- Robert Elliot Kahn, Cyberspace
- Runaway Bunny, Paddington
- Saul, on waivers
- Shandris Feathermoon, on waivers
- Simon Burke, Sao Paulo
- Stephen Cook, Sao Paulo
- Tippi Hedren, Sao Paulo
- Titus Andronicus, Stratford
- Valeria Mazza, Milan
- Walter Davis, Baltimore
- Yann LeCun, Sao Paulo
Left Fielders
- Abraham Van Helsing, Hollywoo
- Alexi Brosefino, Hollywoo
- Antonio, Stratford
- Arthas Menethil, Columbus
- Asa Romson, Sao Paulo
- Cherries Waffles Tennis, San Jose
- Cow Jumping Over the Moon, Paddington
- Coyote Peterson, Cyberspace
- Da Brat, Compton
- Dennis Bergkamp, Kratovo
- Doug Collins, on waivers
- Eleanor Shellstrop, Los Angeles
- Erich Von Drygalski, Columbus
- Freedy Johnston, Seattle
- Gaizka Mendieta Zabala, on waivers
- Gheorghe Hagi, on waivers
- Hannah Ferguson, Milan
- Jason Ritter, Los Angeles
- John Perry Barlow, on waivers
- Joseph Heller, Omsk
- Joshua, Tel Aviv
- Lin Sivvi, Circus
- Mahogany Loggins, San Jose
- Miranda Cosgrove, Seattle
- Mosthigh Thankgod, San Jose
- Mu Yanling, Multiverse
- Olivia Newton-John, Tel Aviv
- Patrick Carney, Seattle
- Paul Westphal, Baltimore
- Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Baltimore
- Shylock, Stratford
- Skee-Lo, Compton
- Stan Van Gundy, Arkham
- Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Arkham
- Win Thin, San Jose
- Zdeno Chára, Omsk
Center Fielders
- Adun Oakenshield, Multiverse
- Andrew McKeag, Hollywoo
- Ariel, Stratford
- Ayi'ig, on waivers
- Bruce Campbell, Sao Paulo
- Bun B, on waivers
- Candida Seasock, on waivers
- Carla Bruni, Milan
- Chardonnay Beaver, San Jose
- Charles Joseph McDonnell, Cyberspace
- Chillie Poon, San Jose
- Chris Gladwin, Sao Paulo
- Clyde Drexler, Baltimore
- Colm O Ciosoig, Compton
- Connie Hawkins, Baltimore
- Copernicus, Hollywoo
- Dack Fayden, Sao Paulo
- Dan Auerbach, Seattle
- Dr. Taekwondo Byrd, San Jose
- Dre Johnson, Paddington
- Eddie Van Halen, Los Angeles
- Elesh Norn, Multiverse
- Eric the Fish, Circus
- Excellent Raymond, San Jose
- George Vancouver, Arkham
- Gwendolyn Di Corci, Multiverse
- Hazezon Tamar, Sao Paulo
- Hugo Sánchez Márquez, Kratovo
- James Van Ness, on waivers
- Jean Grae, on waivers
- Jean-Jacques Goldman, Seattle
- Joel Embiid, Baltimore
- Juan Garcia-Herreros, Seattle
- Matt Drudge, Cyberspace
- Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, Circus
- Miranda Lambert, Seattle
- Mordechai, Tel Aviv
- Mr. Neutron, Circus/on waivers
- Overmind, Columbus
- Prospero, Stratford
- Ral Zarek, Multiverse
- Randy Quaid, Omsk
- Ruud Gullit, Circus
- Sal, Paddington
- Sarah Koenig, on waivers
- Terry Porter, Baltimore
- The B---- in Apt. 23, Los Angeles
- The Butcher, Sao Paulo/Los Angeles
- True Sweetster, San Jose
- Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, Multiverse
- Zach Braff, on waivers
- Zeratul, Milan
Right Fielders
- Alala, Arkham
- Amanda Miranda Panda, Paddington
- Andariel, Columbus
- Anub'arak, Tel Aviv
- Baoht Z'uqqa-Mogg, on waivers
- Big Pun, on waivers
- Brutus, Kratovo
- Bugg-Shash, on waivers
- Common, Compton
- Curious George, Paddington
- Darren Aronofsky, Paddington
- Esti Ginzburg, Compton
- Gratiano, Stratford
- Henry Roarke, Hollywoo
- Highlord Alarak, Columbus
- Jiřà Šlégr, Omsk
- Jonah Hill, Tel Aviv
- Josh Peck, Tel Aviv
- Kimmy Schmidt, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Lady Sun, Multiverse
- Lance Bass, Hollywoo
- Martha Stewart, Milan
- Matthew Inman, Cyberspace
- Megan Williams, Los Angeles
- Michael Laudrup, Seattle
- Miranda, Stratford
- Miss Clavel, Paddington
- Norman Watt-Roy, on waivers
- Paul Verlaine, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Peter Billingsley, Circus
- Radek Dvořák, Omsk
- Sebastian, on waivers
- Shane Battier, Baltimore
- Strong Bad, Cyberspace
- The Madd Rapper, Compton
- Van Jones, Omsk
- Vinton Gray Cerf, Cyberspace
- Willy Wonka, Hollywoo
Starting Pitchers
- Amelia Earhart, Columbus
- Amon-Gorloth, Arkham
- Andrew Garfield, Hollywoo
- Artanis, Stratford
- Arthur, Paddington
- Ashley Clements, Cyberspace
- Auriel, Columbus
- Barbara Palvin, Milan
- Baskerville Holmes, San Jose
- Ben Savage, Tel Aviv
- Ben Schwartz, Tel Aviv
- Betty Suarez, Los Angeles
- Big Boi, Compton
- Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, Kratovo
- Carolina Toha, on waivers
- Caroline Kennedy, Sao Paulo
- Casey Neistat, Cyberspace
- Chidi Anagonye, Los Angeles
- David, Multiverse/Circus
- Davide Scabin, Omsk
- Dickon Sowerby, on waivers
- Domri Rade, Multiverse
- Duckie Thot, Seattle
- Edwin van der Sar, Stratford/on waivers
- Eihort, Hollywoo
- Fabio Cannavaro, Kratovo
- Felipe Calderon, on waivers
- Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Tel Aviv
- Flavious Coffee, San Jose
- Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Seattle
- Forbes Thor Kiddoo, San Jose
- Gabriel Angelfire, Multiverse
- Gandalf Hernandez, San Jose
- Georgia Gibbs, Milan
- Gobogeg, Stratford
- Hank Green, on waivers
- Hannah Hart, Cyberspace
- Henrik Lundqvist, Omsk
- Itherael, Columbus
- Jack the Giant Killer, Paddington
- James Honeyman-Scott, on waivers
- James Van Der Beek, Stratford
- James William Sawyer, Stratford
- JaromÃr Jágr, Omsk
- Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, Baltimore
- Joules Scott-Key, on waivers
- Judah Mannowdog, Hollywoo
- Judith, Circus
- June Carter Cash, Los Angeles
- Kat Dennings, Stratford
- King Leoric, Columbus
- Kuro Takhasomi, Cyberspace
- LaMarcus Aldridge, Baltimore
- Lady Gaga, Seattle
- Major Teroh, Los Angeles
- Malthael, Columbus
- Mamrie Hart, Cyberspace
- Marc Gasol, Baltimore
- Marius Muller-Westernhagen, Seattle
- Method Man, Compton
- Mikey Politano, on waivers
- Mr. Creosote, Circus
- Mr. Pycroft, Circus/Multiverse
- Old Lady Whispering Hush, Paddington
- Olivia Culpo, Milan
- Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Los Angeles
- Othello, Baltimore
- Paolo Maldini, Kratovo
- Pericles Prince of Tyre, Stratford
- Pimp C, Compton
- Prince Herbert, on waivers
- Princess Carolyn, Hollywoo
- Rachel Hilbert, Milan
- Rasheed Wallace, Baltimore
- Raven Baxter, Los Angeles
- Reg, Circus
- Reverend Hobbit Forrest, San Jose
- Rip Van Winkle, Arkham
- Rolando Johnson, on waivers
- Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, Omsk
- Saku Koivu, Omsk
- Shiggy, Cyberspace
- Snoop Dogg, Compton
- Snow White, on waivers
- Spadger, on waivers
- Stan Mikita, Omsk
- Steve Beshear, Sao Paulo
- Taffarel, Kratovo
- The Little Engine That Could, Paddington
- Thrall Son of Durotan, Columbus
- Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, Multiverse
- Tim Rice-Oxley, Seattle
- Walter Tkaczuk, Omsk
- Widow Douglas, Paddington
- Yamila Diaz-Rahi, Milan
Middle Relievers
- Andreas Brehme, Kratovo
- Archimonde, Multiverse
- Arwassa, Arkham
- Blackitt, Circus
- Cindy Bruna, on waivers
- Cool Breeze, Compton
- Flavius, Kratovo
- Grace Elizabeth, Milan
- Grant-Lee Phillips, Stratford
- Hunding Gjornersen, Multiverse
- Jane Villanueva, Los Angeles
- Jessica Lee Rose, Cyberspace
- Kate Miller-Heidke, on waivers
- Leeroy Jenkins, Los Angeles
- Linus Van Pelt, Arkham
- Lionel Hollins, Baltimore
- Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, Arkham
- Marek Židlický, on waivers
- Miracle Crimes, San Jose
- Ner'zhul, Circus
- Olivia Jordan, Milan
- RZA, Compton
- Saheeli Rai, Multiverse
- Sakashima the Imposter, Multiverse/on waivers
- Shigeru Miyamoto, Sao Paulo
- Spike Tournament Grinder, Multiverse
- Sylvanas Windrunner, Columbus
- Tailor of Gloucester, Sao Paulo/on waivers
- Tanya Mityushina, Milan
- Teemu Selanne, Seattle
- The Man with the Yellow Hat, on waivers
- Titania, on waivers
- Uncle Henry, Paddington
Relief Pitchers
- Aaron Copland, Tel Aviv
- Amerigo Vespucci, Columbus
- Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, Circus
- Assumption Bulltron, San Jose
- Ayn Rand, Tel Aviv
- Baal, Columbus
- Babar, Paddington
- Badger, Paddington
- Balthazar, Stratford
- Baron Von Count, Multiverse
- Ben Simmons, Baltimore
- Bill Burr, Sao Paulo
- Bjorn Nordqvist, Kratovo
- Bo Krsmanovic, Milan
- Brad Friedel, Kratovo
- Brad Sherwood, Sao Paulo
- Burm Snart, San Jose
- Chaugnar Faugn, Arkham
- Chica, Hollywoo
- Chris Bosh, Baltimore
- Ciro Ferrera, on waivers
- Courtney Portnoy, Hollywoo
- Dakkon Blackblade, Multiverse
- Daniel Boulud, Omsk
- Daniel James Howell, Cyberspace/Compton
- Deckard Cain, Stratford
- Dominik Hašek, Omsk
- Dorothy Gale, Circus
- Earn Marks, Los Angeles
- Fred Savage, Tel Aviv
- Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Los Angeles
- Gaston, Circus
- George Sears, Hollywoo
- Ghostface Killah, Compton
- Haiogh-Yai, Arkham
- Harvey Keitel, Seattle/on waivers
- Howard Katzenberg, Circus
- I-Perfection Harris, Columbus
- Incontinentia Buttocks, Circus
- Infinite Grover, San Jose
- Inspectah Deck, on waivers
- Itchy, Hollywoo
- Jacques Songo'o, Kratovo
- Jadakiss, Compton
- Jamez Brickhouse, San Jose
- Jan Eliasson, Sao Paulo
- Janne Niinimaa, Omsk
- Jasmyn Wilkins, Sao Paulo
- Jerrod Carmichael, Los Angeles
- Jim Gaffigan, Los Angeles
- John Paul Jones, on waivers
- Johnny Combo Player, Multiverse
- Jose Luis Felix Chilavert Gonzalez, Kratovo
- Josh Gad, Tel Aviv
- KRS-One, on waivers
- Karhonda Porcha, Compton/Cyberspace
- Kel'Thuzad, Columbus
- Kitty Pryde, Stratford
- La Royce Lobster-Gaines, on waivers
- Leah, Tel Aviv
- Leomie Anderson, Milan
- Lexur'iga-serr'roth, Seattle
- Mac Dre, Compton
- Markelle Fultz, Baltimore
- Martin Van Buren, Arkham
- Mason Ramsey, Cyberspace
- Matt Bruce, Los Angeles
- Melody Margaret Grant, Hollywoo
- Meriwether Lewis, on waivers
- Michelle Phan, Cyberspace/on waivers
- Mohamed Abdullaziz Al-Deayea, Kratovo
- Monika Jagaciak, Milan
- Montgomery Burns, Hollywoo
- Muff Potter, Paddington
- Nerissa, Stratford
- Nikolai Khabibulin, Omsk
- Nyaghoggua, Stratford
- Oliver Kahn, Kratovo
- Oscar Ortiz, Seattle
- Pau Gasol, Baltimore
- Pavel Bure, Omsk
- Penelope Alvarez, Hollywoo
- Peter Rabbit, Tel Aviv
- Rebecca, Tel Aviv/on waivers
- Rexxar, Columbus
- Rob McElhenney, Sao Paulo
- Rocket Ismail, Arkham
- Rolf Jacob Sartorius, Cyberspace
- Ron Sutter, on waivers
- Rose Bertram, Arkham
- Rustu Recber, Kratovo
- Sailor Brinkley Cook, Milan
- Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tel Aviv
- Solomon, Tel Aviv
- Superfruit, Cyberspace
- Teppo Numminen, on waivers
- Tim Berners-Lee, Cyberspace
- Todd Chavez, Hollywoo
- Tony Allen, Baltimore
- Valdas Adamkus, Kratovo
- Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Arkham
- Voltimand, Stratford
- Willow Rosenberg, Omsk
- Zach Weinersmith, Sao Paulo
- Zo-Zu the Punisher, Circus