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SimBase Players, Year 83

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A Ryan Seacrest Type, 2b, Hollywoo
Aaron, 1b, Tel Aviv
Aaron Copland, rp, Los Angeles
Abholos, cf, Circus
Adeliz the Cinder Wind, sp, Multiverse
Adun Oakenshield, ss, Multiverse
Alala, rf, Arkham
Alan Menken, 2b, Tel Aviv
Alek Wek, ss, Milan
Aleksandr Zavarov, c, on waivers
Alexi Brosefino, lf, on waivers
Alexstrasza, c, Columbus
Allie Ayers, sp, Milan
Amanda Miranda Panda, rf, on waivers
Amar Bose, ss, Sao Paulo
Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Columbus/on waivers
Ammutseba, 3b, Arkham
Amon-Gorloth, sp, Arkham
Amy March, rp, Paddington
Amy Schumer, ss, Tel Aviv
Andariel, rf, Columbus
Andreas Brehme, mr, on waivers
Andrew Garfield, sp, Hollywoo
Andrew Ilnyckyj, rp, Cyberspace
Andrew McKeag, cf, on waivers
Angus Mackenzie, 1b, Multiverse
Anthony Stewart Head, c, Sao Paulo
Antonio, lf, Stratford
Anub'arak, rf, Tel Aviv
Arabian Prince, c, Circus
Archimonde, mr, on waivers
Ariel, cf, Stratford
Arlinn Kord, c, Multiverse
Artanis, sp, Stratford
Arthas Menethil, lf, on waivers
Arthur, sp, Paddington
Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, rp, Circus
Arvydas Sabonis, 1b, Baltimore
Arwassa, mr, Arkham
Asa Romson, lf, Sao Paulo
Ashley Clements, rp, Stratford
Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer, 2b, Circus
Auriel, sp, Columbus
Aylith, rp, Arkham
Ayn Rand, rp, Tel Aviv
Azmodan, c, Columbus

B'gnu-Thun, 2b, Arkham
Baal, rp, Columbus
Babar, rp, Paddington
Badger, rp, Paddington
Balnazzar, 2b, Columbus
Barbara Palvin, sp, Milan
Baron Von Count, rp, Hollywoo
Baskerville Holmes, sp, San Jose
Beanie Sigel, 3b, Compton
Bears in Chairs, c, Paddington
Belial, mr, Columbus
Ben Savage, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Schwartz, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Simmons, rp, Baltimore
Bernie Casey, ss, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Beth March, 2b, Paddington
Beto O'Rourke, mr, Seattle
Betty Suarez, sp, Los Angeles
Big Boi, sp, Compton
Bill Burr, rp, Sao Paulo
Bill Hammack, 3b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Biz Markie, ss, Compton
Bjorn Nordqvist, rp, Kratovo
Blackitt, mr, Circus
Blanca Padilla, c, Milan
Blythe Masters, c, Stratford
BoJack Horseman, ss, Hollywoo
Bonzi Wells, 3b, Baltimore
Brad Friedel, rp, Kratovo
Brad Sherwood, rp, Sao Paulo
Bradley Hitler-Smith, 1b, Hollywoo
Bree Sharp, ss, Circus
Brendan Canning, rp, Milan
Brent Leroy, 3b, Los Angeles
Brodarious Hamm, c, San Jose
Bruce Campbell, cf, Sao Paulo
Brutus, rf, Circus
Bubbles, 3b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Burm Snart, rp, San Jose
Byatis, c, Arkham

Cameron Crowe, c, on waivers
Cappadonna, 3b, Compton
Carla Bruni, cf, Milan
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 3b, Kratovo
Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, sp, Kratovo
Caroline Kennedy, sp, Sao Paulo
Casey Neistat, sp, Cyberspace
Casper Lee, ss, Cyberspace
Cat Deeley, 2b, Milan
Celeste, 1b, Paddington
Chandra North, 1b, Milan
Chardonnay Beaver, cf, San Jose
Charles Barkley, sp, Baltimore
Charles Joseph McDonnell, cf, Cyberspace
Chaugnar Faugn, rp, Arkham
Cherries Waffles Tennis, lf, on waivers
Chica, rp, Hollywoo
Chidi Anagonye, sp, on waivers
Chiwetel Ejiofor, ss, Sao Paulo
Chris Gladwin, cf, Sao Paulo
Chrissie Hynde, 1b, Arkham
Claudio Caniggia, 3b, Kratovo
Clyde Drexler, cf, Baltimore
Cobweb, rf, Los Angeles
Coinchenn, ss, Circus
Colm O Ciosoig, cf, Compton
Common, rf, Compton
Connie Hawkins, cf, Baltimore
Cool Breeze, mr, Compton
Coolio, ss, Compton
Copernicus, cf, Hollywoo
Coriolanus, ss, Stratford
Coriolanus Snow, 1b, Hollywoo
Corky Boozé, c, San Jose
Cornelius, ss, Paddington
Cory Baxter, ss, on waivers
Courtney Portnoy, sp, Hollywoo
Cow Jumping Over the Moon, lf, Paddington
Coyote Peterson, lf, Cyberspace
Crescent Dragonwagon, lf, San Jose
Crom Cruach, sp, Arkham
Cthaeghya, rp, Arkham
Cthugha, 3b, Arkham
Ctoggha, sp, Arkham
Curious George, rf, Paddington
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, cf, Arkham

DMX, 1b, Compton
Da Brat, lf, Compton
Daisy Ridley, 3b, Circus
Dakkon Blackblade, rp, Multiverse
Damian Kulash, 3b, Seattle
Damian Lillard, 2b, Baltimore
Dan Auerbach, cf, Seattle
Dan Majerle, 1b, Baltimore
Daniel Boulud, rp, Omsk
Daniel James Howell, rp, Compton
Daniela Braga, 3b, Milan
Danitha Capashen, rp, Multiverse
Darren Aronofsky, rf, on waivers
David, sp, Circus
David Dobrík, 3b, Cyberspace
David Gray, sp, Seattle
David Trezeguet, lf, Kratovo
Davide Scabin, sp, Omsk
Davis Quinton, rf, Los Angeles
Deckard Cain, rp, Stratford
Del the Funky Homosapien, rf, Compton
Dennis Bergkamp, lf, Kratovo
Detheroc, sp, Columbus
Diablo, ss, Columbus
Diane Nguyen, mr, Hollywoo
Dick Van Arsdale, 2b, Baltimore
Doge of Venice, rp, Stratford
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, rp, Omsk
Domri Rade, sp, Multiverse
Dorothy Gale, rp, Tel Aviv
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph, 1b, Multiverse
Dr. Narwhals Mating, ss, San Jose
Dr. Piglet, rp, Circus
Dr. Taekwondo Byrd, cf, San Jose
Dre Johnson, cf, on waivers
Drew Scanlon, ss, Cyberspace
Duriel, lf, Columbus

Earn Marks, rp, Los Angeles/Compton
Eddie Van Halen, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Eihort, sp, Hollywoo
Eleanor Shellstrop, lf, Seattle
Elesh Norn, 2b, on waivers
Eli, 2b, Tel Aviv
Elizabeth Koshy, rp, on waivers
Elle Mills, rp, Cyberspace
Emma Leroy, 1b, Los Angeles
Emperor, c, Paddington
Eric the Fish, 1b, Circus
Eric the Half-Bee, rf, Circus
Espen Baardsen, sp, on waivers
Esther, c, Tel Aviv
Esti Ginzburg, rf, on waivers
Evgeni Malkin, ss, Omsk
Excellent Raymond, cf, on waivers

Fabien Barthez, sp, Kratovo
Fabio Cannavaro, sp, Kratovo
Fan Zhiyi, mr, Kratovo
Fat Joe, cf, Compton
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, on waivers
Fellony Silas, rp, San Jose
Ferdinand, c, Stratford
Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
Flavius, mr, Kratovo
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Seattle
Flula Borg, 2b, Cyberspace
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, sp, San Jose
Foxy Brown, ss, Compton
Francis Flute, 1b, Stratford
Frantisek Stambachr, rp, Kratovo
Fred Savage, rp, Tel Aviv
Freedy Johnston, lf, Sao Paulo
Freeway, mr, Compton
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Baltimore

Gabriel Angelfire, sp, Multiverse
Gandalf Hernandez, sp, San Jose
Gaston, rp, Circus
Gay Straite, 3b, San Jose
George Sears, rp, Hollywoo
George Vancouver, cf, on waivers
Georgia Gibbs, sp, Milan
Gerald Messlender, rp, Kratovo
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, 1b, Circus
Gobogeg, sp, Stratford
Grace Elizabeth, mr, Milan
Grant-Lee Phillips, mr, Stratford
Gravedigger, rf, Stratford
Greg Serrano, 2b, Los Angeles
Griselbrand, sp, Multiverse
Gwendolyn Di Corci, cf, Multiverse

Haiogh-Yai, rp, Arkham
Hakan Loob, 2b, Seattle
Hal Greer, ss, Baltimore
Hallar the Firefletcher, c, Multiverse
Hank Yarbo, sp, Los Angeles
Hannah Ferguson, lf, Milan
Hannah Hart, sp, Cyberspace
Hazezon Tamar, cf, Sao Paulo
Hector Macho Camacho, 1b, San Jose
Heimlich Bimmler, cf, Circus/on waivers
Henrik Lundqvist, sp, Omsk
Highlord Alarak, rf, Columbus
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, cf, Kratovo
Hunding Gjornersen, mr, on waivers

I Made Mangku Pastika, 3b, San Jose
I-Perfection Harris, rp, Columbus
Ike Broflovski, c, Tel Aviv
Ilya Kovalchuk, rf, Omsk
Imogen Heap, sp, Seattle
Imperius, c, Columbus
Infinite Grover, rp, San Jose
Ingrid Nilsen, c, Cyberspace
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 2b, Arkham
Itherael, sp, Columbus/on waivers

Jace Vryn's Prodigy, c, Multiverse
Jack the Giant Killer, sp, Paddington
Jacques Songo'o, rp, Kratovo
Jadakiss, rp, on waivers
James Cromwell, 2b, Sao Paulo
James Marshall, c, Hollywoo
James Van Der Beek, sp, Stratford
James William Sawyer, sp, Tel Aviv
Jamez Brickhouse, rp, San Jose
Jan Eliasson, rp, Sao Paulo
Jane Villanueva, mr, Los Angeles/on waivers
Janne Niinimaa, rp, Omsk
Jari Kurri, rp, Omsk
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, sp, Omsk
Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 3b, San Jose
Jasmyn Wilkins, rp, Sao Paulo
Jason Ritter, lf, on waivers
Jay Pritchett, 3b, Tel Aviv
Jean-Claude Van Damme, c, Arkham
Jean-Jacques Goldman, c, Seattle/on waivers
Jeff Baxter, rp, Seattle/Omsk
Jeff Beck, sp, Seattle
Jeff Hornacek, rp, Baltimore
Jeff Mangum, 3b, Seattle
Jeff Pearce, 2b, Los Angeles
Jeff Schroeder, 1b, Seattle
Jeff Tweedy, cf, Seattle
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, sp, Baltimore
Jeffrey Steininger, 2b, Cyberspace
Jenny Slate, 3b, Paddington
Jerzy Dudek, rp, Kratovo
Jessica Biel, cf, Hollywoo
Jessica Lee Rose, mr, on waivers
Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, c, Los Angeles
Jiang Yanggu, ss, Multiverse
Jim Gaffigan, rp, on waivers
Jim Morrison, ss, Seattle
JiÅ™Ã Å lÃ©gr, rf, Omsk
Jo March, ss, Paddington
Joe Henchman, 2b, San Jose
Joel Embiid, cf, Baltimore
John Gilmore, c, Cyberspace
Johnny Combo Player, rp, on waivers
Jon Glaser, rp, Sao Paulo
Jonah Hill, rf, Tel Aviv
Jose Luis Felix Chilavert Gonzalez, rp, Kratovo
Joseph Heller, lf, Omsk
Joseph-Desire Job, rf, Kratovo
Josh Chan, c, Los Angeles
Josh Gad, rp, Tel Aviv
Josh Peck, rf, Tel Aviv
Joshua, lf, Tel Aviv
Judah Mannowdog, sp, Hollywoo
Julia Sawalha, ss, Circus
Julian, lf, on waivers
Julius Erving, c, Circus
June Carter Cash, sp, Tel Aviv
Jusuf NurkiÄ‡, 2b, Baltimore

Kaia Gerber, ss, Milan
Karen Pelly, rp, Los Angeles
Kate Hudson, c, on waivers
Katrina Peanutbutter, c, Hollywoo
Kayode Ewumi, 3b, Cyberspace
Keith Van Horn, ss, Arkham
Kel'Thuzad, rp, Columbus
Kelli Garner, c, on waivers
Kelsey Jannings, rf, Hollywoo
Kevin Johnson, cf, Baltimore
Kitty Pryde, rp, on waivers
Kree Harrison, c, on waivers
Kuro Takhasomi, sp, Cyberspace
Kyla Coleman, mr, Los Angeles

LaMarcus Aldridge, sp, on waivers
Lacey Burrows, rp, Los Angeles
Lady Gaga, sp, Seattle
Lady Sun, rf, Multiverse
Lady Vashj, 1b, on waivers
Lance Bass, rf, Hollywoo/on waivers
Lauren Brie Harding, ss, Multiverse
Lauren Jones, sp, Milan
Leah, rp, Tel Aviv
Leeroy Jenkins, mr, Tel Aviv
Leomie Anderson, rp, Compton
Leslie Van Houten, 2b, Sao Paulo
Lexur'iga-serr'roth, rp, Arkham
Lil Kim, c, Compton
Lin Chi-Ling, 1b, Milan
Lin Sivvi, lf, Circus/Seattle
Linus Van Pelt, mr, Arkham
Lionel Hollins, mr, on waivers
Little Bear, 2b, Paddington
Little Blue Truck, 2b, Paddington
Lizzy Caplan, 2b, Tel Aviv
Lola Honeybone, rp, Circus
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, mr, Arkham
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo, cf, Kratovo
Lyra Dawnbringer, rp, Multiverse

MC Serch, 2b, Los Angeles
Mac Dre, rp, Compton
Madeline, 1b, Paddington
Mahogany Loggins, lf, San Jose
Majed Abdullah, rf, Kratovo
Major Teroh, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Malthael, sp, Columbus
Mamrie Hart, sp, Cyberspace
Mannoroth, 3b, Columbus
Marc Gasol, sp, Baltimore
Marc Wilmots, 2b, Kratovo
Margo Martindale, c, Circus
Marius Muller-Westernhagen, sp, Sao Paulo
Mark Antony, 3b, on waivers
Markelle Fultz, rp, Baltimore
Martin Van Buren, rp, Arkham/on waivers
Mason Ramsey, rp, Cyberspace
Masta Killa, ss, Milan
Matt Bruce, rp, Tel Aviv
Matt Drudge, cf, Cyberspace
Matthew Inman, rf, Cyberspace
Matthew Shultz, 3b, Seattle
Maurice Lucas, ss, Stratford
Meg March, ss, Paddington
Melanie Laurent, 3b, Cyberspace
Melissa Stetten, rf, Milan
Melody Margaret Grant, rp, Hollywoo/on waivers
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, 2b, Multiverse
Memphis Bleek, rp, on waivers
Menenius Agrippa, rp, on waivers
Method Man, sp, Compton
Michael Ian Black, c, Seattle
Michael Jackson, ss, Milan
Michael Laudrup, rf, Hollywoo
Milhouse Van Houten, cf, Arkham
Miracle Crimes, mr, San Jose
Miranda, rf, Stratford
Miranda Cosgrove, lf, Seattle
Miranda Lambert, cf, Seattle
Miriam Maisel, ss, Los Angeles
Miss Clavel, rf, Paddington
Monika Jagaciak, rp, Milan
Montgomery Burns, rp, Hollywoo
Mordechai, cf, Tel Aviv
Mosthigh Thankgod, lf, San Jose
Moth, 2b, Stratford
Mr. Creosote, sp, Circus
Mr. Hilter, 1b, Multiverse
Mr. Pither, 2b, Circus
Mr. Pycroft, sp, Circus/on waivers
Mrs. Premise, cf, Circus
Mu Yanling, lf, Multiverse
Muff Potter, rp, Paddington
Muradin Bronzebeard, cf, Circus
Murellus, 2b, Cyberspace
Mustardseed, cf, Sao Paulo

Naru Meha, c, Multiverse
Nas, 2b, Compton
Nikolai Khabibulin, rp, Omsk
Nyaghoggua, rp, Stratford

Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, c, Hollywoo
Old Lady Whispering Hush, sp, Paddington
Oliver Kahn, rp, Kratovo
Olivia Culpo, sp, Milan
Olivia Jordan, mr, on waivers
Olivia Newton-John, lf, Tel Aviv
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, sp, Seattle
Oscar Leroy, sp, Los Angeles
Oscar Ortiz, rp, Seattle
Othmar Garithos, 1b, Columbus
Otis Redding, 1b, Seattle/on waivers
Overmind, cf, Columbus

Paolo Maldini, sp, Kratovo
Pat LaFontaine, 3b, Omsk
Patrick Carney, lf, Seattle
Pau Gasol, rp, Baltimore
Paul Samwell-Smith, 3b, Stratford
Paul Westphal, lf, Baltimore
Pavel Bure, rp, Omsk
Pavel Datsyuk, rp, Omsk
Pawel Kryszalowicz, 1b, Los Angeles
Peasblossom, 1b, Stratford
Pericles Prince of Tyre, sp, Stratford
Peter Billingsley, rf, Circus/on waivers
Peter Rabbit, rp, Tel Aviv
Peter the Goatherd, rf, Seattle
Pickles Aplenty, sp, Hollywoo
Pimp C, sp, Compton
Princess Carolyn, sp, Hollywoo
Princess Stéphanie of Monaco, c, on waivers
Prospero, cf, Stratford

Quindarious Gooch, ss, San Jose
Qyntel Woods, c, Sao Paulo

RZA, mr, on waivers
Rachel Hilbert, sp, Milan
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, rf, Omsk/Seattle
Raff Capashen, 3b, Multiverse
Rah Digga, c, Compton
Ral Zarek, cf, Multiverse
Randy Quaid, cf, Omsk
Rasheed Wallace, sp, Baltimore
Rat, 2b, Stratford
Raven Baxter, sp, Baltimore
Rebecca Bunch, cf, Los Angeles
Reg, sp, Circus
Remy Ma, rf, Los Angeles
Reverend Hobbit Forrest, sp, San Jose
Rexxar, rp, Columbus
Rich Sutter, ss, Omsk
Ricky LaFleur, rp, Los Angeles
Rip Van Winkle, sp, Columbus
Rob McElhenney, rp, Sao Paulo
Roberto Baggio, 2b, Milan
Robin Starveling, lf, Stratford
Robin van Persie, 2b, Kratovo
Rolf Jacob Sartorius, rp, Cyberspace
Roman Hamrlík, c, Omsk
Ron Obvious, 3b, on waivers
Rose Bertram, rp, Arkham
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, sp, Omsk
Runaway Bunny, ss, Paddington
Rustu Recber, rp, Kratovo
Ruud Gullit, lf, Circus/on waivers

Saheeli Rai, mr, Circus
Sailor Brinkley Cook, rp, Milan
Saku Koivu, sp, Omsk
Sal, cf, Paddington
Salami Blessing, ss, San Jose
Sarah Lynn, cf, Hollywoo
Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, on waivers
Scott La Rock, 2b, Compton
Sebastian St. Clair, lf, Hollywoo
Secretariat, 3b, Seattle
Shane Battier, rf, Baltimore
Shane Dawson, c, Cyberspace
Shareef Abdur-Rahim, lf, on waivers
Shigeru Miyamoto, mr, Sao Paulo
Shiggy, sp, Cyberspace
Shylock, lf, Stratford
Silver Bronzo, 2b, San Jose
Simon Burke, ss, Sao Paulo/Los Angeles
Skee-Lo, lf, Compton
Skylar Grey, rp, Seattle
Slick Woods, 3b, Milan
Slimefoot the Stowaway, rp, Multiverse
Snoop Dogg, sp, Compton
Solomon, rp, Tel Aviv
Spike Tournament Grinder, sp, Multiverse
Stan Mikita, sp, Omsk
Stan Van Gundy, lf, Arkham
Steve Beshear, sp, Sao Paulo
Steven Lim, rp, Cyberspace
Strong Bad, rf, Cyberspace
Suns Gorilla, cf, on waivers
Superfruit, rp, Cyberspace/on waivers
Sweet Orefice, 2b, Baltimore
Sylvanas Windrunner, mr, Columbus

Taffarel, sp, on waivers
Tanya Mityushina, mr, Milan
Tara Fares, lf, Milan
Teemu Selanne, mr, Seattle
Terry Porter, cf, Baltimore
Tetsuko Umezawa, cf, Multiverse
Thando Hopa, ss, on waivers
The B---- in Apt. 23, cf, Los Angeles
The Grinch, rp, Paddington
The Little Engine That Could, sp, Paddington
Thrall Son of Durotan, sp, Columbus
Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, sp, Sao Paulo
Tiberius, 3b, Sao Paulo
Tichondrius, lf, Columbus
Tim Berners-Lee, rp, Cyberspace
Tippi Hedren, ss, Sao Paulo
Titus Andronicus, 1b, Stratford
Todd Chavez, rp, Hollywoo
Tone-Loc, 1b, Compton/Los Angeles/on waivers
Tony Allen, rp, Baltimore
Tony Robinson, 2b, Sao Paulo
Tony Twist, c, Omsk
Toto, 2b, on waivers
True Sweetster, cf, on waivers
Tyrael, 3b, Columbus
Tyrande Whisperwind, 1b, on waivers

Uncle Henry, mr, Paddington
Uyo Silent Prophet, 3b, Compton

Valdas Adamkus, rp, Columbus
Valencia Perez, rp, Los Angeles
Valeria Mazza, ss, Seattle
Van Jones, rf, on waivers
Van Keefer, 3b, Stratford
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., rp, Arkham
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., lf, Arkham
Varimathras, rp, Columbus
Verix Bladewing, rp, Multiverse
Vincent Adultman, 2b, Hollywoo
Vinton Gray Cerf, rf, on waivers
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, cf, Multiverse/on waivers
Voltimand, rp, Columbus

Walter Centeno Corea, 1b, Kratovo
Walter Tkaczuk, sp, Omsk
Wanda Dollard, sp, Los Angeles
White Josh, rp, Los Angeles
Widow Douglas, sp, Paddington
Willy Wonka, rf, Hollywoo
Win Thin, lf, San Jose

Yamila Diaz-Rahi, sp, Los Angeles
Yann LeCun, ss, Sao Paulo
Yog-Sothoth, 2b, Arkham

Zach Randolph, 3b, Baltimore
Zach Weinersmith, rp, Columbus/on waivers
Zarley Zalapski, 1b, Omsk
Zdenek Nehoda, c, Kratovo
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, lf, Omsk
Zeratul, cf, Milan
Zo-Zu the Punisher, rp, Circus
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, 2b, Omsk

By position

Catchers

Aleksandr Zavarov, on waivers
Alexstrasza, Columbus
Anthony Stewart Head, Sao Paulo
Arabian Prince, Circus
Arlinn Kord, Multiverse
Azmodan, Columbus
Bears in Chairs, Paddington
Blanca Padilla, Milan
Blythe Masters, Stratford
Brodarious Hamm, San Jose
Byatis, Arkham
Cameron Crowe, on waivers
Corky Boozé, San Jose
Emperor, Paddington
Esther, Tel Aviv
Ferdinand, Stratford
Hallar the Firefletcher, Multiverse
Ike Broflovski, Tel Aviv
Imperius, Columbus
Ingrid Nilsen, Cyberspace
Jace Vryn's Prodigy, Multiverse
James Marshall, Hollywoo
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Arkham
Jean-Jacques Goldman, Seattle/on waivers
Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, Los Angeles
John Gilmore, Cyberspace
Josh Chan, Los Angeles
Julius Erving, Circus
Kate Hudson, on waivers
Katrina Peanutbutter, Hollywoo
Kelli Garner, on waivers
Kree Harrison, on waivers
Lil Kim, Compton
Margo Martindale, Circus
Michael Ian Black, Seattle
Naru Meha, Multiverse
Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, Hollywoo
Princess Stéphanie of Monaco, on waivers
Qyntel Woods, Sao Paulo
Rah Digga, Compton
Roman Hamrlík, Omsk
Shane Dawson, Cyberspace
Tony Twist, Omsk
Zdenek Nehoda, Kratovo

First Basemen

Aaron, Tel Aviv
Angus Mackenzie, Multiverse
Arvydas Sabonis, Baltimore
Bradley Hitler-Smith, Hollywoo
Celeste, Paddington
Chandra North, Milan
Chrissie Hynde, Arkham
Coriolanus Snow, Hollywoo
DMX, Compton
Dan Majerle, Baltimore
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph, Multiverse
Emma Leroy, Los Angeles
Eric the Fish, Circus
Francis Flute, Stratford
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, Circus
Hector Macho Camacho, San Jose
Jeff Schroeder, Seattle
Lady Vashj, on waivers
Lin Chi-Ling, Milan
Madeline, Paddington
Mr. Hilter, Multiverse
Othmar Garithos, Columbus
Otis Redding, Seattle/on waivers
Pawel Kryszalowicz, Los Angeles
Peasblossom, Stratford
Titus Andronicus, Stratford
Tone-Loc, Compton/Los Angeles/on waivers
Tyrande Whisperwind, on waivers
Walter Centeno Corea, Kratovo
Zarley Zalapski, Omsk

Second Basemen

A Ryan Seacrest Type, Hollywoo
Alan Menken, Tel Aviv
Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer, Circus
B'gnu-Thun, Arkham
Balnazzar, Columbus
Beth March, Paddington
Cat Deeley, Milan
Damian Lillard, Baltimore
Dick Van Arsdale, Baltimore
Elesh Norn, on waivers
Eli, Tel Aviv
Flula Borg, Cyberspace
Greg Serrano, Los Angeles
Hakan Loob, Seattle
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, Arkham
James Cromwell, Sao Paulo
Jeff Pearce, Los Angeles
Jeffrey Steininger, Cyberspace
Joe Henchman, San Jose
Jusuf NurkiÄ‡, Baltimore
Leslie Van Houten, Sao Paulo
Little Bear, Paddington
Little Blue Truck, Paddington
Lizzy Caplan, Tel Aviv
MC Serch, Los Angeles
Marc Wilmots, Kratovo
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, Multiverse
Moth, Stratford
Mr. Pither, Circus
Murellus, Cyberspace
Nas, Compton
Rat, Stratford
Roberto Baggio, Milan
Robin van Persie, Kratovo
Scott La Rock, Compton
Silver Bronzo, San Jose
Sweet Orefice, Baltimore
Tony Robinson, Sao Paulo
Toto, on waivers
Vincent Adultman, Hollywoo
Yog-Sothoth, Arkham
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, Omsk

Third Basemen

Ammutseba, Arkham
Beanie Sigel, Compton
Bill Hammack, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Bonzi Wells, Baltimore
Brent Leroy, Los Angeles
Bubbles, Los Angeles/on waivers
Cappadonna, Compton
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, Kratovo
Claudio Caniggia, Kratovo
Cthugha, Arkham
Daisy Ridley, Circus
Damian Kulash, Seattle
Daniela Braga, Milan
David Dobrík, Cyberspace
Gay Straite, San Jose
I Made Mangku Pastika, San Jose
Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, San Jose
Jay Pritchett, Tel Aviv
Jeff Mangum, Seattle
Jenny Slate, Paddington
Kayode Ewumi, Cyberspace
Mannoroth, Columbus
Mark Antony, on waivers
Matthew Shultz, Seattle
Melanie Laurent, Cyberspace
Pat LaFontaine, Omsk
Paul Samwell-Smith, Stratford
Raff Capashen, Multiverse
Ron Obvious, on waivers
Secretariat, Seattle
Slick Woods, Milan
Tiberius, Sao Paulo
Tyrael, Columbus
Uyo Silent Prophet, Compton
Van Keefer, Stratford
Zach Randolph, Baltimore

Shortstops

Adun Oakenshield, Multiverse
Alek Wek, Milan
Amar Bose, Sao Paulo
Amy Schumer, Tel Aviv
Bernie Casey, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Biz Markie, Compton
BoJack Horseman, Hollywoo
Bree Sharp, Circus
Casper Lee, Cyberspace
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Sao Paulo
Coinchenn, Circus
Coolio, Compton
Coriolanus, Stratford
Cornelius, Paddington
Cory Baxter, on waivers
Diablo, Columbus
Dr. Narwhals Mating, San Jose
Drew Scanlon, Cyberspace
Evgeni Malkin, Omsk
Foxy Brown, Compton
Hal Greer, Baltimore
Jiang Yanggu, Multiverse
Jim Morrison, Seattle
Jo March, Paddington
Julia Sawalha, Circus
Kaia Gerber, Milan
Keith Van Horn, Arkham
Lauren Brie Harding, Multiverse
Masta Killa, Milan
Maurice Lucas, Stratford
Meg March, Paddington
Michael Jackson, Milan
Miriam Maisel, Los Angeles
Quindarious Gooch, San Jose
Rich Sutter, Omsk
Runaway Bunny, Paddington
Salami Blessing, San Jose
Simon Burke, Sao Paulo/Los Angeles
Thando Hopa, on waivers
Tippi Hedren, Sao Paulo
Valeria Mazza, Seattle
Yann LeCun, Sao Paulo

Left Fielders

Alexi Brosefino, on waivers
Antonio, Stratford
Arthas Menethil, on waivers
Asa Romson, Sao Paulo
Cherries Waffles Tennis, on waivers
Cow Jumping Over the Moon, Paddington
Coyote Peterson, Cyberspace
Crescent Dragonwagon, San Jose
Da Brat, Compton
David Trezeguet, Kratovo
Dennis Bergkamp, Kratovo
Duriel, Columbus
Eleanor Shellstrop, Seattle
Freedy Johnston, Sao Paulo
Hannah Ferguson, Milan
Jason Ritter, on waivers
Joseph Heller, Omsk
Joshua, Tel Aviv
Julian, on waivers
Lin Sivvi, Circus/Seattle
Mahogany Loggins, San Jose
Miranda Cosgrove, Seattle
Mosthigh Thankgod, San Jose
Mu Yanling, Multiverse
Olivia Newton-John, Tel Aviv
Patrick Carney, Seattle
Paul Westphal, Baltimore
Robin Starveling, Stratford
Ruud Gullit, Circus/on waivers
Sebastian St. Clair, Hollywoo
Shareef Abdur-Rahim, on waivers
Shylock, Stratford
Skee-Lo, Compton
Stan Van Gundy, Arkham
Tara Fares, Milan
Tichondrius, Columbus
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Arkham
Win Thin, San Jose
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, Omsk

Center Fielders

Abholos, Circus
Andrew McKeag, on waivers
Ariel, Stratford
Bruce Campbell, Sao Paulo
Carla Bruni, Milan
Chardonnay Beaver, San Jose
Charles Joseph McDonnell, Cyberspace
Chris Gladwin, Sao Paulo
Clyde Drexler, Baltimore
Colm O Ciosoig, Compton
Connie Hawkins, Baltimore
Copernicus, Hollywoo
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, Arkham
Dan Auerbach, Seattle
Dr. Taekwondo Byrd, San Jose
Dre Johnson, on waivers
Excellent Raymond, on waivers
Fat Joe, Compton
George Vancouver, on waivers
Gwendolyn Di Corci, Multiverse
Hazezon Tamar, Sao Paulo
Heimlich Bimmler, Circus/on waivers
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, Kratovo
Jeff Tweedy, Seattle
Jessica Biel, Hollywoo
Joel Embiid, Baltimore
Kevin Johnson, Baltimore
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo, Kratovo
Matt Drudge, Cyberspace
Milhouse Van Houten, Arkham
Miranda Lambert, Seattle
Mordechai, Tel Aviv
Mrs. Premise, Circus
Muradin Bronzebeard, Circus
Mustardseed, Sao Paulo
Overmind, Columbus
Prospero, Stratford
Ral Zarek, Multiverse
Randy Quaid, Omsk
Rebecca Bunch, Los Angeles
Sal, Paddington
Sarah Lynn, Hollywoo
Suns Gorilla, on waivers
Terry Porter, Baltimore
Tetsuko Umezawa, Multiverse
The B---- in Apt. 23, Los Angeles
True Sweetster, on waivers
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, Multiverse/on waivers
Zeratul, Milan

Right Fielders

Alala, Arkham
Amanda Miranda Panda, on waivers
Andariel, Columbus
Anub'arak, Tel Aviv
Brutus, Circus
Cobweb, Los Angeles
Common, Compton
Curious George, Paddington
Darren Aronofsky, on waivers
Davis Quinton, Los Angeles
Del the Funky Homosapien, Compton
Eddie Van Halen, Los Angeles/on waivers
Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
Esti Ginzburg, on waivers
Gravedigger, Stratford
Highlord Alarak, Columbus
Ilya Kovalchuk, Omsk
Jonah Hill, Tel Aviv
Joseph-Desire Job, Kratovo
Josh Peck, Tel Aviv
Kelsey Jannings, Hollywoo
Lady Sun, Multiverse
Lance Bass, Hollywoo/on waivers
Majed Abdullah, Kratovo
Matthew Inman, Cyberspace
Melissa Stetten, Milan
Michael Laudrup, Hollywoo
Miranda, Stratford
Miss Clavel, Paddington
Peter Billingsley, Circus/on waivers
Peter the Goatherd, Seattle
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, Omsk/Seattle
Remy Ma, Los Angeles
Shane Battier, Baltimore
Strong Bad, Cyberspace
Van Jones, on waivers
Vinton Gray Cerf, on waivers
Willy Wonka, Hollywoo

Starting Pitchers

Adeliz the Cinder Wind, Multiverse
Allie Ayers, Milan
Amon-Gorloth, Arkham
Andrew Garfield, Hollywoo
Artanis, Stratford
Arthur, Paddington
Auriel, Columbus
Barbara Palvin, Milan
Baskerville Holmes, San Jose
Ben Savage, Tel Aviv
Ben Schwartz, Tel Aviv
Betty Suarez, Los Angeles
Big Boi, Compton
Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, Kratovo
Caroline Kennedy, Sao Paulo
Casey Neistat, Cyberspace
Charles Barkley, Baltimore
Chidi Anagonye, on waivers
Courtney Portnoy, Hollywoo
Crom Cruach, Arkham
Ctoggha, Arkham
David, Circus
David Gray, Seattle
Davide Scabin, Omsk
Detheroc, Columbus
Domri Rade, Multiverse
Eihort, Hollywoo
Espen Baardsen, on waivers
Fabien Barthez, Kratovo
Fabio Cannavaro, Kratovo
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, on waivers
Flavious Coffee, San Jose
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Seattle
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, San Jose
Gabriel Angelfire, Multiverse
Gandalf Hernandez, San Jose
Georgia Gibbs, Milan
Gobogeg, Stratford
Griselbrand, Multiverse
Hank Yarbo, Los Angeles
Hannah Hart, Cyberspace
Henrik Lundqvist, Omsk
Imogen Heap, Seattle
Itherael, Columbus/on waivers
Jack the Giant Killer, Paddington
James Van Der Beek, Stratford
James William Sawyer, Tel Aviv
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, Omsk
Jeff Beck, Seattle
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, Baltimore
Judah Mannowdog, Hollywoo
June Carter Cash, Tel Aviv
Kuro Takhasomi, Cyberspace
LaMarcus Aldridge, on waivers
Lady Gaga, Seattle
Lauren Jones, Milan
Major Teroh, Los Angeles/on waivers
Malthael, Columbus
Mamrie Hart, Cyberspace
Marc Gasol, Baltimore
Marius Muller-Westernhagen, Sao Paulo
Method Man, Compton
Mr. Creosote, Circus
Mr. Pycroft, Circus/on waivers
Old Lady Whispering Hush, Paddington
Olivia Culpo, Milan
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Oscar Leroy, Los Angeles
Paolo Maldini, Kratovo
Pericles Prince of Tyre, Stratford
Pickles Aplenty, Hollywoo
Pimp C, Compton
Princess Carolyn, Hollywoo
Rachel Hilbert, Milan
Rasheed Wallace, Baltimore
Raven Baxter, Baltimore
Reg, Circus
Reverend Hobbit Forrest, San Jose
Rip Van Winkle, Columbus
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, Omsk
Saku Koivu, Omsk
Shiggy, Cyberspace
Snoop Dogg, Compton
Spike Tournament Grinder, Multiverse
Stan Mikita, Omsk
Steve Beshear, Sao Paulo
Taffarel, on waivers
The Little Engine That Could, Paddington
Thrall Son of Durotan, Columbus
Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, Sao Paulo
Walter Tkaczuk, Omsk
Wanda Dollard, Los Angeles
Widow Douglas, Paddington
Yamila Diaz-Rahi, Los Angeles

Middle Relievers

Andreas Brehme, on waivers
Archimonde, on waivers
Arwassa, Arkham
Belial, Columbus
Beto O'Rourke, Seattle
Blackitt, Circus
Cool Breeze, Compton
Diane Nguyen, Hollywoo
Fan Zhiyi, Kratovo
Flavius, Kratovo
Freeway, Compton
Grace Elizabeth, Milan
Grant-Lee Phillips, Stratford
Hunding Gjornersen, on waivers
Jane Villanueva, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jessica Lee Rose, on waivers
Kyla Coleman, Los Angeles
Leeroy Jenkins, Tel Aviv
Linus Van Pelt, Arkham
Lionel Hollins, on waivers
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, Arkham
Miracle Crimes, San Jose
Olivia Jordan, on waivers
RZA, on waivers
Saheeli Rai, Circus
Shigeru Miyamoto, Sao Paulo
Sylvanas Windrunner, Columbus
Tanya Mityushina, Milan
Teemu Selanne, Seattle
Uncle Henry, Paddington

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Copland, Los Angeles
Amerigo Vespucci, Columbus/on waivers
Amy March, Paddington
Andrew Ilnyckyj, Cyberspace
Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, Circus
Ashley Clements, Stratford
Aylith, Arkham
Ayn Rand, Tel Aviv
Baal, Columbus
Babar, Paddington
Badger, Paddington
Baron Von Count, Hollywoo
Ben Simmons, Baltimore
Bill Burr, Sao Paulo
Bjorn Nordqvist, Kratovo
Brad Friedel, Kratovo
Brad Sherwood, Sao Paulo
Brendan Canning, Milan
Burm Snart, San Jose
Chaugnar Faugn, Arkham
Chica, Hollywoo
Cthaeghya, Arkham
Dakkon Blackblade, Multiverse
Daniel Boulud, Omsk
Daniel James Howell, Compton
Danitha Capashen, Multiverse
Deckard Cain, Stratford
Doge of Venice, Stratford
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, Omsk
Dorothy Gale, Tel Aviv
Dr. Piglet, Circus
Earn Marks, Los Angeles/Compton
Elizabeth Koshy, on waivers
Elle Mills, Cyberspace
Fellony Silas, San Jose
Frantisek Stambachr, Kratovo
Fred Savage, Tel Aviv
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Baltimore
Gaston, Circus
George Sears, Hollywoo
Gerald Messlender, Kratovo
Haiogh-Yai, Arkham
I-Perfection Harris, Columbus
Infinite Grover, San Jose
Jacques Songo'o, Kratovo
Jadakiss, on waivers
Jamez Brickhouse, San Jose
Jan Eliasson, Sao Paulo
Janne Niinimaa, Omsk
Jari Kurri, Omsk
Jasmyn Wilkins, Sao Paulo
Jeff Baxter, Seattle/Omsk
Jeff Hornacek, Baltimore
Jerzy Dudek, Kratovo
Jim Gaffigan, on waivers
Johnny Combo Player, on waivers
Jon Glaser, Sao Paulo
Jose Luis Felix Chilavert Gonzalez, Kratovo
Josh Gad, Tel Aviv
Karen Pelly, Los Angeles
Kel'Thuzad, Columbus
Kitty Pryde, on waivers
Lacey Burrows, Los Angeles
Leah, Tel Aviv
Leomie Anderson, Compton
Lexur'iga-serr'roth, Arkham
Lola Honeybone, Circus
Lyra Dawnbringer, Multiverse
Mac Dre, Compton
Markelle Fultz, Baltimore
Martin Van Buren, Arkham/on waivers
Mason Ramsey, Cyberspace
Matt Bruce, Tel Aviv
Melody Margaret Grant, Hollywoo/on waivers
Memphis Bleek, on waivers
Menenius Agrippa, on waivers
Monika Jagaciak, Milan
Montgomery Burns, Hollywoo
Muff Potter, Paddington
Nikolai Khabibulin, Omsk
Nyaghoggua, Stratford
Oliver Kahn, Kratovo
Oscar Ortiz, Seattle
Pau Gasol, Baltimore
Pavel Bure, Omsk
Pavel Datsyuk, Omsk
Peter Rabbit, Tel Aviv
Rexxar, Columbus
Ricky LaFleur, Los Angeles
Rob McElhenney, Sao Paulo
Rolf Jacob Sartorius, Cyberspace
Rose Bertram, Arkham
Rustu Recber, Kratovo
Sailor Brinkley Cook, Milan
Sarah Michelle Gellar, on waivers
Skylar Grey, Seattle
Slimefoot the Stowaway, Multiverse
Solomon, Tel Aviv
Steven Lim, Cyberspace
Superfruit, Cyberspace/on waivers
The Grinch, Paddington
Tim Berners-Lee, Cyberspace
Todd Chavez, Hollywoo
Tony Allen, Baltimore
Valdas Adamkus, Columbus
Valencia Perez, Los Angeles
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Arkham
Varimathras, Columbus
Verix Bladewing, Multiverse
Voltimand, Columbus
White Josh, Los Angeles
Zach Weinersmith, Columbus/on waivers
Zo-Zu the Punisher, Circus