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SimBase Players, Year 84

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"Apricot" Harrison, 2b, Circus/Los Angeles

A Ryan Seacrest Type, 2b, Hollywoo
Aaron, 1b, Tel Aviv
Aaron Copland, rp, Los Angeles
Aaron Mokoena, rp, on waivers
Abbas ibn Firnas, 1b, Canaveral
Abholos, lf, Circus
Adeliz the Cinder Wind, sp, Multiverse
Adun Oakenshield, ss, Multiverse
Agrus Kos, 2b, Multiverse
Alala, rf, Arkham
Alan Menken, 2b, Tel Aviv
Alek Wek, ss, Milan
Alexa Chung, sp, Milan
Alexstrasza, c, Columbus
Allie Ayers, sp, Milan
Amar Bose, ss, Sao Paulo
Amare Stoudemire, sp, Baltimore
Ammutseba, 3b, Arkham
Amon-Gorloth, sp, Stratford
Amy March, rp, Paddington
Amy Schumer, ss, Tel Aviv
Andariel, rf, Columbus
Andrew Garfield, sp, Hollywoo
Andrew Ilnyckyj, rp, Cyberspace
Angus Mackenzie, 1b, Multiverse
Anthony Stewart Head, c, Sao Paulo
Antonio, 2b, on waivers
Anub'arak, rf, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Arabian Prince, c, Circus
Ariel, cf, Stratford
Arlinn Kord, c, Multiverse
Artanis, sp, Stratford
Arthur, sp, Paddington
Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, rp, Circus
Arvydas Sabonis, 1b, Baltimore
Arwassa, mr, Arkham
Asa Romson, lf, Sao Paulo
Ashley Clements, rp, Stratford
Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer, 2b, Circus
Atlach-Nacha, rp, Arkham
Auriel, sp, on waivers
Aylith, rp, Arkham
Ayn Rand, rp, Tel Aviv
Azmodan, c, Columbus

B'gnu-Thun, 2b, Arkham
Baal, rp, Columbus
Babar, rp, Paddington
Badger, rp, Paddington
Balnazzar, 2b, Columbus
Barbara Palvin, sp, Milan
Baron Von Count, rp, Hollywoo
Basatan, rp, Arkham
Baskerville Holmes, sp, on waivers
Beanie Sigel, c, Compton
Bears in Chairs, c, Paddington
Belial, mr, Columbus
Ben Savage, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Schwartz, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Simmons, rp, Baltimore
Beth March, 2b, Paddington
Beto O'Rourke, mr, Seattle
Betty Suarez, mr, on waivers
Big Boi, sp, Compton
Bill Burr, rp, Sao Paulo
Biz Markie, ss, Compton
Bjorn Nordqvist, rp, Kratovo
Blackitt, mr, Circus
Blanca Padilla, c, Milan
Blythe Masters, c, Stratford
BoJack Horseman, ss, Hollywoo
Bonzi Wells, 3b, Baltimore
Brad Friedel, rp, Kratovo
Brad Sherwood, rp, Sao Paulo
Bradley Hitler-Smith, 1b, Hollywoo
Bree Sharp, ss, Circus
Brendan Canning, rp, Milan
Brent Leroy, 3b, Los Angeles
Brodarious Hamm, c, San Jose
Bruce Campbell, cf, Sao Paulo
Brutus, rf, on waivers
Burm Snart, rp, San Jose
Byatis, c, Arkham

Cappadonna, 3b, Compton
Captain Peanutbutter, rp, Hollywoo
Carla Bruni, cf, Milan
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 3b, Kratovo/Seattle
Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, sp, Kratovo
Caroline Kennedy, sp, Sao Paulo
Casey Neistat, sp, Cyberspace
Casper Lee, ss, Cyberspace
Cat Deeley, 2b, Los Angeles
Celeste, 1b, on waivers
Chandra North, 1b, Milan
Chardonnay Beaver, cf, San Jose
Charles Barkley, sp, Baltimore
Charles Joseph McDonnell, cf, Cyberspace
Chaugnar Faugn, rp, Arkham
Chica, rp, Hollywoo
Chiwetel Ejiofor, 1b, Sao Paulo
Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 1b, San Jose
Chris Gladwin, cf, Paddington
Chrissie Hynde, 1b, Arkham
Claudio Caniggia, 3b, Kratovo
Clyde Drexler, cf, Baltimore
Cobweb, rf, Los Angeles
Coinchenn, ss, Circus
Colm O Ciosoig, cf, Compton
Common, rf, Compton
Connie Hawkins, cf, Baltimore
Cool Breeze, mr, Compton
Coolio, ss, Compton
Copernicus, cf, Hollywoo
Coriolanus, ss, Stratford
Coriolanus Snow, 1b, Hollywoo
Corky Boozé, c, San Jose
Cornelius, ss, Paddington
Courtney Portnoy, sp, on waivers
Cow Jumping Over the Moon, lf, Paddington
Coyote Peterson, lf, Cyberspace
Crescent Dragonwagon, lf, San Jose
Crom Cruach, sp, Arkham
Cthaeghya, rp, Arkham
Cthugha, 3b, Arkham
Ctoggha, sp, Arkham
Curious George, rf, Paddington
Cynothoglys, 1b, Arkham
Cyäegha, 3b, Arkham
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, cf, Arkham

DMX, 1b, Compton
Da Brat, lf, Compton
Daisy Ridley, 3b, Circus
Dakkon Blackblade, rp, Multiverse
Damian Kulash, 1b, Seattle
Damian Lillard, 2b, Baltimore
Dan Auerbach, cf, Seattle
Dan Majerle, 1b, Baltimore
Daniel Boulud, rp, Canaveral
Daniel James Howell, rp, on waivers
Daniela Braga, 3b, Milan
Danitha Capashen, rp, Multiverse
David, sp, Circus/Tel Aviv
David Dobrík, 3b, Cyberspace
David Gray, sp, Seattle
David Trezeguet, lf, Kratovo
Davide Scabin, sp, Canaveral
Davis Quinton, rf, on waivers
Debbie Katzenberg, rp, Circus
Deckard Cain, rp, Stratford
Del the Funky Homosapien, rf, Compton
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, sp, Milan
Dennis Bergkamp, lf, Kratovo
Detheroc, sp, Columbus
Diablo, ss, Columbus/on waivers
Diane Nguyen, mr, Hollywoo
Dick Van Arsdale, 2b, on waivers
Doge of Venice, rp, Arkham
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, rp, Canaveral
Domri Rade, sp, Multiverse
Dorothy Gale, rp, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph, 1b, Multiverse
Dr. Narwhals Mating, ss, San Jose
Dr. Piglet, rp, Circus
Dr. Taekwondo Byrd, cf, San Jose
Dr. Winston, rp, Circus
Drew Scanlon, ss, Cyberspace
Duriel, lf, Columbus

Earn Marks, rp, Compton
Edward Gallo Fulmer, rp, Cyberspace
Ei'lor, sp, Arkham
Eihort, sp, on waivers
Eilmer of Malmesbury, 1b, on waivers
Eleanor Shellstrop, lf, on waivers
Eli, 2b, Tel Aviv
Elle Mills, sp, Cyberspace
Emma Leroy, 1b, Los Angeles
Emmara Tandris, lf, Multiverse
Emperor, c, Paddington
Eric Murphy, 2b, Los Angeles
Eric the Fish, 1b, Circus
Eric the Half-Bee, rf, Circus
Esther, c, Tel Aviv
Eugene Lee Yang, cf, Cyberspace
Evgeni Malkin, ss, Canaveral

Fabien Barthez, sp, Kratovo
Fabio Cannavaro, sp, Kratovo
Fan Zhiyi, mr, Kratovo
Fat Joe, cf, Compton
Father Bear, 2b, Paddington
Fellony Silas, rp, San Jose
Ferdinand, c, Stratford
Flavious Coffee, sp, on waivers
Flavius, mr, Kratovo
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Seattle
Flula Borg, 2b, Cyberspace
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, sp, San Jose
Foxy Brown, ss, Compton
Fran Kranz, 1b, on waivers
Francis Flute, 1b, Stratford
Frantisek Stambachr, rp, Kratovo
Fred Savage, rp, Tel Aviv
Freedy Johnston, lf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Freeway, mr, Compton
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Baltimore

Gabriel Angelfire, sp, Multiverse
Gandalf Hernandez, sp, San Jose
Gaston, rp, Circus
Gay Straite, 3b, San Jose
George Sears, rp, Hollywoo
Georges Carnus, mr, Kratovo
Georgia Gibbs, sp, Milan
Gerald Messlender, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, 1b, Circus/on waivers
Gobogeg, sp, on waivers
Grace Elizabeth, mr, Milan
Grant-Lee Phillips, mr, Stratford
Gravedigger, rf, Stratford
Greg Serrano, 2b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Griselbrand, sp, Multiverse
Gwendolyn Di Corci, cf, Multiverse

Haiogh-Yai, rp, Arkham
Hakan Loob, 2b, Seattle
Hal Greer, ss, on waivers
Hallar the Firefletcher, c, Hollywoo
Hank Yarbo, mr, Circus
Hannah Ferguson, lf, Milan
Hannah Hart, sp, Cyberspace
Hannah Horvath, lf, Los Angeles
Hazezon Tamar, cf, Sao Paulo
Hector Macho Camacho, 1b, San Jose
Henrik Lundqvist, sp, Canaveral
Highlord Alarak, rf, Columbus
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, cf, Kratovo/Milan

I Made Mangku Pastika, 3b, San Jose
I-Perfection Harris, rp, Columbus
Ike Broflovski, c, Tel Aviv
Ilya Kovalchuk, rf, Canaveral
Imogen Heap, sp, Seattle
Imperius, c, Columbus
Infinite Grover, rp, on waivers
Ingrid Nilsen, c, Cyberspace
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 2b, Arkham

Jace Vryn's Prodigy, c, Multiverse
Jack the Giant Killer, sp, Paddington
Jacques Songo'o, rp, Kratovo
James Cromwell, 2b, Sao Paulo
James Marshall, c, Hollywoo/on waivers
James Van Der Beek, sp, Stratford
James William Sawyer, sp, Tel Aviv
Jamez Brickhouse, rp, San Jose
Jan Eliasson, rp, Sao Paulo
Janne Niinimaa, rp, on waivers
Jari Kurri, rp, Canaveral
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, sp, Canaveral
Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 3b, San Jose
Jasmyn Wilkins, rp, Sao Paulo
Jay Pritchett, 3b, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Jean-Claude Van Damme, c, on waivers
Jeff Baxter, rp, Canaveral
Jeff Beck, sp, Seattle
Jeff Hornacek, rp, Baltimore
Jeff Mangum, 3b, Seattle
Jeff Pearce, 2b, Los Angeles
Jeff Schroeder, lf, Tel Aviv
Jeff Tweedy, cf, Seattle
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, sp, Baltimore
Jeffrey Steininger, 2b, on waivers
Jennifer Hall, rf, Sao Paulo
Jenny Slate, 3b, Paddington
Jerusalem Monday, rf, San Jose
Jerzy Dudek, rp, Kratovo
Jessa Johansson, rp, Los Angeles
Jessica Biel, cf, Hollywoo
Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, c, Los Angeles
Jiang Yanggu, ss, Multiverse
Jim Morrison, ss, Seattle
JiÅ™Ã Å lÃ©gr, rf, Canaveral
Jo March, 1b, Paddington
Joe Henchman, 2b, San Jose
Joel Embiid, cf, Baltimore
John Gilmore, c, Cyberspace
Johnny Chase, rf, Los Angeles
Jon Glaser, rp, Sao Paulo
Jonah Hill, rf, Tel Aviv
Jose Luis Felix Chilavert Gonzalez, rp, on waivers
Joseph Heller, lf, Canaveral
Joseph-Desire Job, rf, Kratovo/Kratovo
Josh Chan, c, Los Angeles
Josh Gad, rp, Tel Aviv
Josh Peck, rf, Tel Aviv
Joshua, lf, Tel Aviv
Judah Mannowdog, sp, Circus
Julia Sawalha, ss, Circus
Julius Erving, c, on waivers
June Carter Cash, sp, Tel Aviv
Jusuf NurkiÄ‡, 2b, Baltimore
Juvenile, 1b, Compton

Kaia Gerber, ss, Milan
Karen Pelly, sp, Los Angeles
Katrina Peanutbutter, c, Hollywoo/Los Angeles/on waivers
Kay, ss, Paddington
Kayode Ewumi, 3b, Columbus
Keith Douglas Habersberger, cf, Cyberspace
Keith Van Horn, ss, Arkham
Kel'Thuzad, rp, Columbus
Kelleth Cuthbert, rp, Tel Aviv
Kelsey Jannings, rf, Hollywoo
Kenny F. Powers, rp, Los Angeles
Kevin Johnson, cf, Baltimore
Kuro Takhasomi, sp, Cyberspace
Kyla Coleman, mr, Los Angeles

Lacey Burrows, sp, Los Angeles
Lady Gaga, sp, Seattle
Lady Sun, rf, Multiverse
Lauren Brie Harding, ss, on waivers
Lauren Jones, sp, Milan
Lazav the Multifarious, 1b, Multiverse
Leah, rp, Tel Aviv
Leandro Barbosa, cf, Baltimore
Leeroy Jenkins, mr, Tel Aviv
Leomie Anderson, rp, Compton
Leslie Van Houten, 2b, Sao Paulo
Lexur'iga-serr'roth, rp, on waivers
Lil Kim, c, Compton
Lin Chi-Ling, 1b, Milan
Lin Sivvi, rf, Seattle
Linus Van Pelt, mr, Stratford
Little Bear, 2b, Paddington
Little Blue Truck, 2b, Paddington
Lizzy Caplan, 2b, Tel Aviv
Lola Honeybone, rp, on waivers
Lorenzo, rp, Stratford
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, mr, Stratford
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo, cf, Kratovo
Lyra Dawnbringer, rp, Multiverse

MC Serch, rf, Los Angeles
Mac Dre, rp, Compton
Madeline, 1b, on waivers
Mahogany Loggins, lf, San Jose
Majed Abdullah, rf, Kratovo
Malthael, sp, Columbus
Malygos, mr, Columbus
Mamrie Hart, sp, Sao Paulo
Mannoroth, 3b, Columbus/on waivers
Marc Gasol, sp, Baltimore
Marc Wilmots, 2b, Kratovo/Stratford
Marcellus, 2b, Stratford
Margo Martindale, c, on waivers
Marius Muller-Westernhagen, sp, Sao Paulo
Mark Dayton, sp, Sao Paulo
Markelle Fultz, rp, Baltimore
Marnie Michaels, cf, Los Angeles
Mason Ramsey, rp, Cyberspace
Masta Killa, ss, Columbus
Matt Bruce, rp, Tel Aviv
Matt Drudge, cf, Cyberspace
Matthew Inman, rf, Cyberspace
Matthew Shultz, 3b, Seattle
Maurice Lucas, ss, Stratford
McGruff the Crime Dog, rp, Hollywoo
Meg March, ss, Paddington
Melanie Laurent, 3b, Cyberspace
Melissa Satta, rp, Milan
Melissa Stetten, rf, Milan
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, 2b, Multiverse
Method Man, sp, Compton/Circus/on waivers
Michael Ian Black, c, Seattle
Michael Jackson, ss, Milan
Michael Laudrup, rf, Hollywoo
Milhouse Van Houten, cf, on waivers
Miracle Crimes, mr, San Jose
Miranda, rf, Stratford
Miranda Cosgrove, lf, Seattle
Miranda Lambert, cf, Seattle
Miriam Maisel, ss, Kratovo
Mirko Vosk, sp, Hollywoo
Miss Clavel, rf, Paddington
Monika Jagaciak, rp, Milan
Montgomery Burns, rp, Hollywoo
Mordechai, cf, Tel Aviv
Mosthigh Thankgod, lf, on waivers
Moth, 2b, Stratford/Kratovo
Mother Bear, ss, Paddington
Mr. Creosote, sp, Circus
Mr. Hilter, 1b, Circus
Mr. Peanutbutter, lf, Hollywoo
Mr. Peanutbutter Sr., ss, Hollywoo
Mr. Pither, 2b, Circus/on waivers
Mrs. Conclusion, rf, Circus
Mrs. Premise, cf, Circus
Mu Yanling, lf, Multiverse
Muff Potter, rp, Paddington/Circus
Muradin Bronzebeard, cf, Circus
Murellus, 2b, Cyberspace
Mustardseed, rf, on waivers

Naru Meha, c, Multiverse
Nas, 2b, Compton
Neltharion, rp, Columbus
Nikolai Khabibulin, rp, Canaveral
Nozdormu, 2b, Columbus
Nyaghoggua, rp, Stratford

Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, c, Hollywoo
Old Lady Whispering Hush, sp, Paddington
Oliver Kahn, rp, Kratovo
Olivia Culpo, sp, Milan
Olivia Newton-John, lf, Tel Aviv
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, sp, Seattle
Oozi Cats, sp, San Jose
Oscar Leroy, sp, Los Angeles
Oscar Ortiz, rp, Seattle
Othmar Garithos, 1b, Columbus
Overmind, cf, Columbus

Paolo Maldini, sp, Kratovo
Pat LaFontaine, 3b, Canaveral
Patrick Carney, lf, Compton
Pau Gasol, rp, Baltimore
Paul Samwell-Smith, 3b, Compton
Paul Schneider, rf, Sao Paulo
Paul Westphal, lf, Baltimore
Pavel Bure, rp, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, rp, Canaveral
Pawel Kryszalowicz, ss, Los Angeles/on waivers
Peasblossom, 1b, Stratford
Pericles Prince of Tyre, sp, Stratford
Peter Lovenkrands, 2b, Kratovo
Peter Rabbit, rp, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Peter the Goatherd, rf, Seattle
Pickles Aplenty, sp, Hollywoo
Pimp C, sp, Compton
Princess Carolyn, sp, on waivers
Prospero, lf, Stratford

Quindarious Gooch, ss, San Jose
Qyntel Woods, c, Sao Paulo

Rachel Hilbert, sp, Milan
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, rf, Seattle
Raff Capashen, 3b, Multiverse
Rah Digga, c, Compton
Raja Bell, 2b, Baltimore
Ral Zarek, cf, Multiverse
Randy Quaid, cf, Canaveral
Rasheed Wallace, sp, Baltimore
Rat, 2b, on waivers
Raven Baxter, sp, Baltimore
Rebecca Bunch, cf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Reg, sp, Circus
Remy Ma, lf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Reverend Hobbit Forrest, sp, San Jose
Rexxar, rp, on waivers
Rich Sutter, ss, Canaveral
Ricky LaFleur, sp, Los Angeles
Rip Van Winkle, sp, on waivers
Rob McElhenney, rp, Sao Paulo
Roberto Baggio, 2b, Milan
Robin Starveling, lf, Stratford
Robin van Persie, 2b, Kratovo/on waivers
Rolf Jacob Sartorius, rp, Cyberspace
Roman Hamrlík, c, Canaveral
Rose Bertram, rp, Arkham
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, sp, Canaveral
Runaway Bunny, ss, on waivers
Rustu Recber, rp, Kratovo

Saheeli Rai, mr, Circus/on waivers
Sailor Brinkley Cook, rp, on waivers
Saku Koivu, sp, Canaveral
Sal, cf, Paddington
Salami Blessing, ss, San Jose
Salvatore Assante, rp, Los Angeles
Sarah Lynn, cf, Hollywoo
Scott La Rock, 2b, Compton/on waivers
Sebastian St. Clair, lf, Hollywoo
Secretariat, 3b, Seattle/Kratovo
Shane Battier, rf, on waivers
Shane Dawson, c, on waivers
Shawn Marion, rp, Circus
Shigeru Miyamoto, mr, Sao Paulo
Shiggy, sp, Cyberspace
Shoshanna Shapiro, ss, Tel Aviv
Shylock, lf, Stratford
Silver Bronzo, 2b, San Jose
Simon Burke, ss, Los Angeles
Skee-Lo, lf, Compton
Skylar Grey, rp, Seattle
Slick Woods, 3b, Milan
Slimefoot the Stowaway, rp, Multiverse
Snoop Dogg, sp, Compton
Solomon, rp, Tel Aviv
Spike Tournament Grinder, sp, on waivers
Squiffy, ss, Circus
Stan Mikita, sp, Canaveral
Stan Van Gundy, lf, on waivers
Steve Beshear, sp, on waivers
Steve Nash, rp, Baltimore
Steven Lim, rp, Cyberspace
Strong Bad, rf, Cyberspace
Sweet Orefice, 2b, Baltimore
Sylvanas Windrunner, mr, Circus

Tajic Legions Edge, 2b, Multiverse
Tanya Mityushina, mr, Milan
Tara Fares, lf, Milan
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, c, San Jose
Teemu Selanne, mr, Seattle
Terry Porter, cf, Baltimore
Tetsuko Umezawa, cf, on waivers
The B---- in Apt. 23, cf, on waivers
The Dweller in the Gulf, rp, Arkham
The Grinch, rp, Paddington
The Little Engine That Could, sp, Paddington
Thrall Son of Durotan, sp, Columbus
Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, sp, Sao Paulo
Tiberius, 3b, Sao Paulo
Tichondrius, lf, Columbus
Tim Berners-Lee, rp, Cyberspace
Tippi Hedren, ss, Sao Paulo
Titus Andronicus, 1b, Stratford
Todd Chavez, rp, Hollywoo
Tom DeLonge, rf, Seattle
Tom Meighan, ss, Los Angeles
Tom Morello, c, Seattle
Tom Odell, 1b, on waivers
Tom Smith, 3b, on waivers
Tony Allen, rp, on waivers
Tony Robinson, 2b, Sao Paulo
Tony Twist, c, Canaveral
Tyrael, 3b, Columbus

Uncle Henry, mr, Paddington
Uyo Silent Prophet, 3b, Compton

Valdas Adamkus, rp, Columbus
Valencia Perez, sp, Los Angeles
Valeria Mazza, 1b, Seattle
Van Keefer, 3b, Stratford
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., rp, Arkham
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., lf, Arkham
Varimathras, rp, Columbus
Verix Bladewing, rp, Multiverse
Vincent Adultman, 2b, Hollywoo
Vincent Chase, rp, on waivers
Voltimand, rp, Columbus
Vorel of the Hull Clade, sp, Multiverse

Walter Centeno Corea, 1b, Kratovo
Walter Tkaczuk, sp, Canaveral
Wanda Dollard, sp, Los Angeles
White Josh, rp, on waivers
Widow Douglas, sp, Paddington
Willy Wonka, rf, Hollywoo
Win Thin, lf, San Jose

Yamila Diaz-Rahi, sp, Los Angeles
Yann LeCun, ss, Sao Paulo
Yog-Sothoth, 2b, Arkham
Ysera, sp, Columbus
Yuan Huangtou, cf, Canaveral

Zach Randolph, 3b, Baltimore
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, ss, Cyberspace
Zarley Zalapski, 1b, on waivers
Zdenek Nehoda, c, Kratovo
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, lf, Canaveral
Zeratul, cf, Milan/Kratovo
Zo-Zu the Punisher, rp, on waivers
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, 2b, Canaveral

By position

Catchers

Alexstrasza, Columbus
Anthony Stewart Head, Sao Paulo
Arabian Prince, Circus
Arlinn Kord, Multiverse
Azmodan, Columbus
Beanie Sigel, Compton
Bears in Chairs, Paddington
Blanca Padilla, Milan
Blythe Masters, Stratford
Brodarious Hamm, San Jose
Byatis, Arkham
Corky Boozé, San Jose
Emperor, Paddington
Esther, Tel Aviv
Ferdinand, Stratford
Hallar the Firefletcher, Hollywoo
Ike Broflovski, Tel Aviv
Imperius, Columbus
Ingrid Nilsen, Cyberspace
Jace Vryn's Prodigy, Multiverse
James Marshall, Hollywoo/on waivers
Jean-Claude Van Damme, on waivers
Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, Los Angeles
John Gilmore, Cyberspace
Josh Chan, Los Angeles
Julius Erving, on waivers
Katrina Peanutbutter, Hollywoo/Los Angeles/on waivers
Lil Kim, Compton
Margo Martindale, on waivers
Michael Ian Black, Seattle
Naru Meha, Multiverse
Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, Hollywoo
Qyntel Woods, Sao Paulo
Rah Digga, Compton
Roman Hamrlík, Canaveral
Shane Dawson, on waivers
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, San Jose
Tom Morello, Seattle
Tony Twist, Canaveral
Zdenek Nehoda, Kratovo

First Basemen

Aaron, Tel Aviv
Abbas ibn Firnas, Canaveral
Angus Mackenzie, Multiverse
Arvydas Sabonis, Baltimore
Bradley Hitler-Smith, Hollywoo
Celeste, on waivers
Chandra North, Milan
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Sao Paulo
Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, San Jose
Chrissie Hynde, Arkham
Coriolanus Snow, Hollywoo
Cynothoglys, Arkham
DMX, Compton
Damian Kulash, Seattle
Dan Majerle, Baltimore
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph, Multiverse
Eilmer of Malmesbury, on waivers
Emma Leroy, Los Angeles
Eric the Fish, Circus
Fran Kranz, on waivers
Francis Flute, Stratford
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, Circus/on waivers
Hector Macho Camacho, San Jose
Jo March, Paddington
Juvenile, Compton
Lazav the Multifarious, Multiverse
Lin Chi-Ling, Milan
Madeline, on waivers
Mr. Hilter, Circus
Othmar Garithos, Columbus
Peasblossom, Stratford
Titus Andronicus, Stratford
Tom Odell, on waivers
Valeria Mazza, Seattle
Walter Centeno Corea, Kratovo
Zarley Zalapski, on waivers

Second Basemen

"Apricot" Harrison, Circus/Los Angeles
A Ryan Seacrest Type, Hollywoo
Agrus Kos, Multiverse
Alan Menken, Tel Aviv
Antonio, on waivers
Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer, Circus
B'gnu-Thun, Arkham
Balnazzar, Columbus
Beth March, Paddington
Cat Deeley, Los Angeles
Damian Lillard, Baltimore
Dick Van Arsdale, on waivers
Eli, Tel Aviv
Eric Murphy, Los Angeles
Father Bear, Paddington
Flula Borg, Cyberspace
Greg Serrano, Los Angeles/on waivers
Hakan Loob, Seattle
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, Arkham
James Cromwell, Sao Paulo
Jeff Pearce, Los Angeles
Jeffrey Steininger, on waivers
Joe Henchman, San Jose
Jusuf NurkiÄ‡, Baltimore
Leslie Van Houten, Sao Paulo
Little Bear, Paddington
Little Blue Truck, Paddington
Lizzy Caplan, Tel Aviv
Marc Wilmots, Kratovo/Stratford
Marcellus, Stratford
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, Multiverse
Moth, Stratford/Kratovo
Mr. Pither, Circus/on waivers
Murellus, Cyberspace
Nas, Compton
Nozdormu, Columbus
Peter Lovenkrands, Kratovo
Raja Bell, Baltimore
Rat, on waivers
Roberto Baggio, Milan
Robin van Persie, Kratovo/on waivers
Scott La Rock, Compton/on waivers
Silver Bronzo, San Jose
Sweet Orefice, Baltimore
Tajic Legions Edge, Multiverse
Tony Robinson, Sao Paulo
Vincent Adultman, Hollywoo
Yog-Sothoth, Arkham
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, Canaveral

Third Basemen

Ammutseba, Arkham
Bonzi Wells, Baltimore
Brent Leroy, Los Angeles
Cappadonna, Compton
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, Kratovo/Seattle
Claudio Caniggia, Kratovo
Cthugha, Arkham
Cyäegha, Arkham
Daisy Ridley, Circus
Daniela Braga, Milan
David Dobrík, Cyberspace
Gay Straite, San Jose
I Made Mangku Pastika, San Jose
Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, San Jose
Jay Pritchett, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Jeff Mangum, Seattle
Jenny Slate, Paddington
Kayode Ewumi, Columbus
Mannoroth, Columbus/on waivers
Matthew Shultz, Seattle
Melanie Laurent, Cyberspace
Pat LaFontaine, Canaveral
Paul Samwell-Smith, Compton
Raff Capashen, Multiverse
Secretariat, Seattle/Kratovo
Slick Woods, Milan
Tiberius, Sao Paulo
Tom Smith, on waivers
Tyrael, Columbus
Uyo Silent Prophet, Compton
Van Keefer, Stratford
Zach Randolph, Baltimore

Shortstops

Adun Oakenshield, Multiverse
Alek Wek, Milan
Amar Bose, Sao Paulo
Amy Schumer, Tel Aviv
Biz Markie, Compton
BoJack Horseman, Hollywoo
Bree Sharp, Circus
Casper Lee, Cyberspace
Coinchenn, Circus
Coolio, Compton
Coriolanus, Stratford
Cornelius, Paddington
Diablo, Columbus/on waivers
Dr. Narwhals Mating, San Jose
Drew Scanlon, Cyberspace
Evgeni Malkin, Canaveral
Foxy Brown, Compton
Hal Greer, on waivers
Jiang Yanggu, Multiverse
Jim Morrison, Seattle
Julia Sawalha, Circus
Kaia Gerber, Milan
Kay, Paddington
Keith Van Horn, Arkham
Lauren Brie Harding, on waivers
Masta Killa, Columbus
Maurice Lucas, Stratford
Meg March, Paddington
Michael Jackson, Milan
Miriam Maisel, Kratovo
Mother Bear, Paddington
Mr. Peanutbutter Sr., Hollywoo
Pawel Kryszalowicz, Los Angeles/on waivers
Quindarious Gooch, San Jose
Rich Sutter, Canaveral
Runaway Bunny, on waivers
Salami Blessing, San Jose
Shoshanna Shapiro, Tel Aviv
Simon Burke, Los Angeles
Squiffy, Circus
Tippi Hedren, Sao Paulo
Tom Meighan, Los Angeles
Yann LeCun, Sao Paulo
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, Cyberspace

Left Fielders

Abholos, Circus
Asa Romson, Sao Paulo
Cow Jumping Over the Moon, Paddington
Coyote Peterson, Cyberspace
Crescent Dragonwagon, San Jose
Da Brat, Compton
David Trezeguet, Kratovo
Dennis Bergkamp, Kratovo
Duriel, Columbus
Eleanor Shellstrop, on waivers
Emmara Tandris, Multiverse
Freedy Johnston, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Hannah Ferguson, Milan
Hannah Horvath, Los Angeles
Jeff Schroeder, Tel Aviv
Joseph Heller, Canaveral
Joshua, Tel Aviv
Mahogany Loggins, San Jose
Miranda Cosgrove, Seattle
Mosthigh Thankgod, on waivers
Mr. Peanutbutter, Hollywoo
Mu Yanling, Multiverse
Olivia Newton-John, Tel Aviv
Patrick Carney, Compton
Paul Westphal, Baltimore
Prospero, Stratford
Remy Ma, Los Angeles/on waivers
Robin Starveling, Stratford
Sebastian St. Clair, Hollywoo
Shylock, Stratford
Skee-Lo, Compton
Stan Van Gundy, on waivers
Tara Fares, Milan
Tichondrius, Columbus
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Arkham
Win Thin, San Jose
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, Canaveral

Center Fielders

Ariel, Stratford
Bruce Campbell, Sao Paulo
Carla Bruni, Milan
Chardonnay Beaver, San Jose
Charles Joseph McDonnell, Cyberspace
Chris Gladwin, Paddington
Clyde Drexler, Baltimore
Colm O Ciosoig, Compton
Connie Hawkins, Baltimore
Copernicus, Hollywoo
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, Arkham
Dan Auerbach, Seattle
Dr. Taekwondo Byrd, San Jose
Eugene Lee Yang, Cyberspace
Fat Joe, Compton
Gwendolyn Di Corci, Multiverse
Hazezon Tamar, Sao Paulo
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, Kratovo/Milan
Jeff Tweedy, Seattle
Jessica Biel, Hollywoo
Joel Embiid, Baltimore
Keith Douglas Habersberger, Cyberspace
Kevin Johnson, Baltimore
Leandro Barbosa, Baltimore
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo, Kratovo
Marnie Michaels, Los Angeles
Matt Drudge, Cyberspace
Milhouse Van Houten, on waivers
Miranda Lambert, Seattle
Mordechai, Tel Aviv
Mrs. Premise, Circus
Muradin Bronzebeard, Circus
Overmind, Columbus
Ral Zarek, Multiverse
Randy Quaid, Canaveral
Rebecca Bunch, Los Angeles/on waivers
Sal, Paddington
Sarah Lynn, Hollywoo
Terry Porter, Baltimore
Tetsuko Umezawa, on waivers
The B---- in Apt. 23, on waivers
Yuan Huangtou, Canaveral
Zeratul, Milan/Kratovo

Right Fielders

Alala, Arkham
Andariel, Columbus
Anub'arak, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Brutus, on waivers
Cobweb, Los Angeles
Common, Compton
Curious George, Paddington
Davis Quinton, on waivers
Del the Funky Homosapien, Compton
Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
Gravedigger, Stratford
Highlord Alarak, Columbus
Ilya Kovalchuk, Canaveral
Jennifer Hall, Sao Paulo
Jerusalem Monday, San Jose
Johnny Chase, Los Angeles
Jonah Hill, Tel Aviv
Joseph-Desire Job, Kratovo/Kratovo
Josh Peck, Tel Aviv
Kelsey Jannings, Hollywoo
Lady Sun, Multiverse
Lin Sivvi, Seattle
MC Serch, Los Angeles
Majed Abdullah, Kratovo
Matthew Inman, Cyberspace
Melissa Stetten, Milan
Michael Laudrup, Hollywoo
Miranda, Stratford
Miss Clavel, Paddington
Mrs. Conclusion, Circus
Mustardseed, on waivers
Paul Schneider, Sao Paulo
Peter the Goatherd, Seattle
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, Seattle
Shane Battier, on waivers
Strong Bad, Cyberspace
Tom DeLonge, Seattle
Willy Wonka, Hollywoo

Starting Pitchers

Adeliz the Cinder Wind, Multiverse
Alexa Chung, Milan
Allie Ayers, Milan
Amare Stoudemire, Baltimore
Amon-Gorloth, Stratford
Andrew Garfield, Hollywoo
Artanis, Stratford
Arthur, Paddington
Auriel, on waivers
Barbara Palvin, Milan
Baskerville Holmes, on waivers
Ben Savage, Tel Aviv
Ben Schwartz, Tel Aviv
Big Boi, Compton
Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, Kratovo
Caroline Kennedy, Sao Paulo
Casey Neistat, Cyberspace
Charles Barkley, Baltimore
Courtney Portnoy, on waivers
Crom Cruach, Arkham
Ctoggha, Arkham
David, Circus/Tel Aviv
David Gray, Seattle
Davide Scabin, Canaveral
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, Milan
Detheroc, Columbus
Domri Rade, Multiverse
Ei'lor, Arkham
Eihort, on waivers
Elle Mills, Cyberspace
Fabien Barthez, Kratovo
Fabio Cannavaro, Kratovo
Flavious Coffee, on waivers
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Seattle
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, San Jose
Gabriel Angelfire, Multiverse
Gandalf Hernandez, San Jose
Georgia Gibbs, Milan
Gobogeg, on waivers
Griselbrand, Multiverse
Hannah Hart, Cyberspace
Henrik Lundqvist, Canaveral
Imogen Heap, Seattle
Jack the Giant Killer, Paddington
James Van Der Beek, Stratford
James William Sawyer, Tel Aviv
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, Canaveral
Jeff Beck, Seattle
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, Baltimore
Judah Mannowdog, Circus
June Carter Cash, Tel Aviv
Karen Pelly, Los Angeles
Kuro Takhasomi, Cyberspace
Lacey Burrows, Los Angeles
Lady Gaga, Seattle
Lauren Jones, Milan
Malthael, Columbus
Mamrie Hart, Sao Paulo
Marc Gasol, Baltimore
Marius Muller-Westernhagen, Sao Paulo
Mark Dayton, Sao Paulo
Method Man, Compton/Circus/on waivers
Mirko Vosk, Hollywoo
Mr. Creosote, Circus
Old Lady Whispering Hush, Paddington
Olivia Culpo, Milan
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Oozi Cats, San Jose
Oscar Leroy, Los Angeles
Paolo Maldini, Kratovo
Pericles Prince of Tyre, Stratford
Pickles Aplenty, Hollywoo
Pimp C, Compton
Princess Carolyn, on waivers
Rachel Hilbert, Milan
Rasheed Wallace, Baltimore
Raven Baxter, Baltimore
Reg, Circus
Reverend Hobbit Forrest, San Jose
Ricky LaFleur, Los Angeles
Rip Van Winkle, on waivers
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, Canaveral
Saku Koivu, Canaveral
Shiggy, Cyberspace
Snoop Dogg, Compton
Spike Tournament Grinder, on waivers
Stan Mikita, Canaveral
Steve Beshear, on waivers
The Little Engine That Could, Paddington
Thrall Son of Durotan, Columbus
Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, Sao Paulo
Valencia Perez, Los Angeles
Vorel of the Hull Clade, Multiverse
Walter Tkaczuk, Canaveral
Wanda Dollard, Los Angeles
Widow Douglas, Paddington
Yamila Diaz-Rahi, Los Angeles
Ysera, Columbus

Middle Relievers

Arwassa, Arkham
Belial, Columbus
Beto O'Rourke, Seattle
Betty Suarez, on waivers
Blackitt, Circus
Cool Breeze, Compton
Diane Nguyen, Hollywoo
Fan Zhiyi, Kratovo
Flavius, Kratovo
Freeway, Compton
Georges Carnus, Kratovo
Grace Elizabeth, Milan
Grant-Lee Phillips, Stratford
Hank Yarbo, Circus
Kyla Coleman, Los Angeles
Leeroy Jenkins, Tel Aviv
Linus Van Pelt, Stratford
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, Stratford
Malygos, Columbus
Miracle Crimes, San Jose
Saheeli Rai, Circus/on waivers
Shigeru Miyamoto, Sao Paulo
Sylvanas Windrunner, Circus
Tanya Mityushina, Milan
Teemu Selanne, Seattle
Uncle Henry, Paddington

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Copland, Los Angeles
Aaron Mokoena, on waivers
Amy March, Paddington
Andrew Ilnyckyj, Cyberspace
Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, Circus
Ashley Clements, Stratford
Atlach-Nacha, Arkham
Aylith, Arkham
Ayn Rand, Tel Aviv
Baal, Columbus
Babar, Paddington
Badger, Paddington
Baron Von Count, Hollywoo
Basatan, Arkham
Ben Simmons, Baltimore
Bill Burr, Sao Paulo
Bjorn Nordqvist, Kratovo
Brad Friedel, Kratovo
Brad Sherwood, Sao Paulo
Brendan Canning, Milan
Burm Snart, San Jose
Captain Peanutbutter, Hollywoo
Chaugnar Faugn, Arkham
Chica, Hollywoo
Cthaeghya, Arkham
Dakkon Blackblade, Multiverse
Daniel Boulud, Canaveral
Daniel James Howell, on waivers
Danitha Capashen, Multiverse
Debbie Katzenberg, Circus
Deckard Cain, Stratford
Doge of Venice, Arkham
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, Canaveral
Dorothy Gale, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Dr. Piglet, Circus
Dr. Winston, Circus
Earn Marks, Compton
Edward Gallo Fulmer, Cyberspace
Fellony Silas, San Jose
Frantisek Stambachr, Kratovo
Fred Savage, Tel Aviv
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Baltimore
Gaston, Circus
George Sears, Hollywoo
Gerald Messlender, Kratovo/on waivers
Haiogh-Yai, Arkham
I-Perfection Harris, Columbus
Infinite Grover, on waivers
Jacques Songo'o, Kratovo
Jamez Brickhouse, San Jose
Jan Eliasson, Sao Paulo
Janne Niinimaa, on waivers
Jari Kurri, Canaveral
Jasmyn Wilkins, Sao Paulo
Jeff Baxter, Canaveral
Jeff Hornacek, Baltimore
Jerzy Dudek, Kratovo
Jessa Johansson, Los Angeles
Jon Glaser, Sao Paulo
Jose Luis Felix Chilavert Gonzalez, on waivers
Josh Gad, Tel Aviv
Kel'Thuzad, Columbus
Kelleth Cuthbert, Tel Aviv
Kenny F. Powers, Los Angeles
Leah, Tel Aviv
Leomie Anderson, Compton
Lexur'iga-serr'roth, on waivers
Lola Honeybone, on waivers
Lorenzo, Stratford
Lyra Dawnbringer, Multiverse
Mac Dre, Compton
Markelle Fultz, Baltimore
Mason Ramsey, Cyberspace
Matt Bruce, Tel Aviv
McGruff the Crime Dog, Hollywoo
Melissa Satta, Milan
Monika Jagaciak, Milan
Montgomery Burns, Hollywoo
Muff Potter, Paddington/Circus
Neltharion, Columbus
Nikolai Khabibulin, Canaveral
Nyaghoggua, Stratford
Oliver Kahn, Kratovo
Oscar Ortiz, Seattle
Pau Gasol, Baltimore
Pavel Bure, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, Canaveral
Peter Rabbit, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Rexxar, on waivers
Rob McElhenney, Sao Paulo
Rolf Jacob Sartorius, Cyberspace
Rose Bertram, Arkham
Rustu Recber, Kratovo
Sailor Brinkley Cook, on waivers
Salvatore Assante, Los Angeles
Shawn Marion, Circus
Skylar Grey, Seattle
Slimefoot the Stowaway, Multiverse
Solomon, Tel Aviv
Steve Nash, Baltimore
Steven Lim, Cyberspace
The Dweller in the Gulf, Arkham
The Grinch, Paddington
Tim Berners-Lee, Cyberspace
Todd Chavez, Hollywoo
Tony Allen, on waivers
Valdas Adamkus, Columbus
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Arkham
Varimathras, Columbus
Verix Bladewing, Multiverse
Vincent Chase, on waivers
Voltimand, Columbus
White Josh, on waivers
Zo-Zu the Punisher, on waivers