Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 6848 Esther, 28, c (490 G, -1.1 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7327 Ike Broflovski, 26, c (201 G, -2.2 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6787 Aaron, 29, 1b (516 G, 1.0 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6943 Eli, 28, 2b (303 G, 2.4 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7829 Mel Blanc, 20, 3b (6 G, -5.3 DR/40, 7.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7067 Amy Schumer, 29, ss (392 G, 0.3 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7725 Shoshanna Shapiro, 22, ss (81 G, -3.5 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 6412 Olivia Newton-John, 32, lf (372 G, -0.5 DR/40, 6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7084 Joshua, 27, lf (299 G, -0.2 DR/40, 5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7483 Jeff Schroeder, 21, lf (36 G, -7.4 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7063 Josh Peck, 28, rf (251 G, 0.8 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 6984 Ben Savage, 30, sp (179 G, 4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6874 Ben Schwartz, 30, sp (174 G, 0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6581 James William Sawyer, 30, sp (129 G, -2.0 PRAA/300)
• 7757 Rachel Weisz, 20, sp (18 G, -4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7845 Laser Kaplan, 19, mr (8 G, -14.2 PRAA/300)
• 6865 Josh Gad, 29, rp (247 G, 9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6985 Fred Savage, 30, rp (200 G, 6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7148 Ayn Rand, 27, rp (121 G, -1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7875 J.J. Abrams, 19, rp (25 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7667 Kelleth Cuthbert, 20, rp (17 G, -24.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7437 Valencia Perez, 21, sp (42 G, -11.6 PRAA/300)
• 7666 Jerusalem Monday, 20, rf (42 G, -1.6 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40)
• 7862 David Ben-Gurion, 17, ss (who?)
• 7769 Maury Ballstein, 19, 3b
• 7879 Leon Uris, 19, 2b (who?)
• 7901 Theodor Herzl, 17, mr (who?)