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SimBase Players, Year 87

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"Tinned Peach" Thompson, 1b, Circus

A Ryan Seacrest Type, 2b, on waivers
Aaron, 1b, Tel Aviv
Aaron Copland, rp, Los Angeles
Abbas ibn Firnas, 1b, Canaveral
Adun Oakenshield, ss, on waivers
Agrus Kos, 2b, Multiverse
Alala, rf, Arkham
Albatross!, 1b, Circus
Alberto Santos-Dumont, rp, Canaveral
Albrecht Berblinger, sp, Canaveral
Alek Wek, ss, Circus
Alexa Chung, sp, Milan
Allie Ayers, sp, Milan
Amar Bose, ss, Sao Paulo
Amare Stoudemire, sp, Baltimore
Amon-Gorloth, sp, Sao Paulo
Amy Schumer, ss, Tel Aviv
Ana Spanakopita, 3b, Hollywoo
Andariel, rf, on waivers
Andrew Garfield, sp, Hollywoo
Andrew Ilnyckyj, rp, Cyberspace
Angus Mackenzie, 1b, Multiverse
Anna Kendrick, ss, Gallifrey
Anthony Stewart Head, c, Sao Paulo
Archimedes, 3b, Circus
Ariel, cf, Stratford
Arlinn Kord, c, on waivers
Artanis, sp, Stratford
Arthur, sp, Paddington
Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, rp, Circus
Arturo Fonzarelli, rp, Hollywoo
Arvydas Sabonis, 1b, on waivers
Arwassa, mr, Arkham/on waivers
Asa Romson, lf, Sao Paulo
Ashildr, sp, Gallifrey
Ashley Clements, rp, Stratford
Atilla Freska, ss, San Jose
Atlach-Nacha, rp, Arkham
Aubrey Graham, sp, Tel Aviv
Aylith, rp, Arkham
Ayn Rand, rp, Tel Aviv
Azmodan, ss, Gallifrey

B'gnu-Thun, 2b, Arkham
Babar, rp, Paddington
Badger, rp, Paddington
Baldrick, mr, Los Angeles
Balnazzar, 2b, Gallifrey
Barbara Palvin, sp, Milan
Baron Von Count, rp, Hollywoo
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, rf, Canaveral
Basatan, rp, Arkham
Beanie Sigel, c, Compton
Belial, mr, Gallifrey
Ben Savage, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Schwartz, sp, Tel Aviv
Beth March, 1b, Paddington
Beto O'Rourke, mr, Seattle
Big Boi, sp, Compton
Bill Burr, rp, Sao Paulo
Billy Shipton, rp, Gallifrey
Biz Markie, ss, Compton
Black Sheep, 3b, Paddington
Blackitt, mr, Seattle
Blanca Padilla, c, Milan
Blythe Masters, c, Stratford
Bo-Peep, 1b, Paddington/on waivers
BoJack Horseman, ss, on waivers
Bonzi Wells, 3b, Baltimore
Boy Waterman, ss, San Jose/Kratovo
Brad Friedel, rp, Kratovo
Brad Sherwood, rp, Sao Paulo
Bradley Hitler-Smith, 1b, Hollywoo
Brandon Rogers, lf, Cyberspace
Brendan Canning, rp, Milan
Brent Leroy, 3b, Los Angeles
Bruce Campbell, cf, Sao Paulo
Bucky Pizzarelli, c, Seattle
Byatis, c, Arkham

Caius Ligarius, sp, Stratford
Cameo Crispi, mr, San Jose
Candace Smith, rp, on waivers
Candy Button Disco, sp, San Jose
Captain Jack Harkness, rp, Gallifrey
Captain Peanutbutter, sp, Hollywoo
Carla Bruni, cf, Milan
Carla Espinosa, 3b, Los Angeles
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 3b, Seattle
Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, sp, Kratovo
Caroline Kennedy, sp, Sao Paulo
Casey Neistat, sp, Cyberspace
Celestial Colonnade, rp, Multiverse
Chandra North, 1b, Milan
Chardonnay Beaver, cf, San Jose
Charles Barkley, sp, on waivers
Chaugnar Faugn, rp, Arkham
Chiwetel Ejiofor, 1b, Sao Paulo
Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 2b, San Jose
Christopher Turk, 1b, Los Angeles
Chutimon Chuengcharoensukying, c, Milan
Cicero, rp, Stratford
Cinderella, ss, Stratford
Clyde Drexler, cf, Baltimore
Cobweb, rf, on waivers
Colin "Bomber" Harris, c, Circus
Confucius, 2b, Circus
Connie Hawkins, cf, Baltimore
Coolio, ss, Compton/on waivers
Copernicus, cf, Hollywoo
Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, cf, Hollywoo
Coriolanus, ss, on waivers
Corky Boozé, c, San Jose
Cornelius Boza-Edwards, lf, San Jose
Cow Jumping Over the Moon, lf, Paddington
Coyote Peterson, lf, Cyberspace
Crackling Drake, 3b, Stratford
Craig Owens, c, Gallifrey
Crescent Dragonwagon, lf, San Jose
Crom Cruach, sp, Arkham
Cthugha, 3b, Arkham
Ctoggha, sp, Arkham
Cuddlywhiskers, rf, on waivers
Curious George, rf, Paddington
Cynothoglys, lf, Arkham
Cyäegha, 1b, on waivers
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, cf, Arkham

Da Brat, lf, Gallifrey
Dakkon Blackblade, rp, Compton
Damian Kulash, 3b, Circus/on waivers
Damian Lillard, 2b, Baltimore
Dan Auerbach, cf, Seattle
Dan Majerle, 1b, Baltimore
Daniel Boulud, rp, Omsk
Daniela Braga, 3b, Milan
Danitha Capashen, rp, Multiverse
Danny Pink, cf, Gallifrey
David Ben-Gurion, ss, Tel Aviv
David Dobrík, 3b, Cyberspace
David Gray, sp, Seattle
David Trezeguet, lf, Kratovo
Davide Scabin, sp, Omsk
Debbie Katzenberg, rp, Circus/on waivers
Del the Funky Homosapien, rf, Compton
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, sp, Milan
Diane Nguyen, mr, Hollywoo
Dick Barnett, rp, on waivers
Diego Forlan Corazo, 3b, Kratovo
Doge of Venice, rp, Arkham
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, rp, Omsk
Domri Rade, sp, Multiverse
Dr. Narwhals Mating, ss, Compton
Dr. Piglet, rp, Circus
Dr. Winston, rp, Circus
Drake Bell, sp, Los Angeles
Drew Scanlon, ss, Cyberspace
Duriel, lf, Gallifrey
Dygra, sp, Arkham
Dythalla, ss, Arkham
Dzéwà, ss, Arkham

Eaters of the Light, rp, Gallifrey
Ebonee Davis, rf, Compton/on waivers
Edina Monsoon, rp, Los Angeles
Edmund Blackadder, rf, Los Angeles
Edward Gallo Fulmer, rp, Cyberspace
Ei'lor, sp, Arkham
Elgin Baylor, sp, Baltimore
Eli, 2b, on waivers
Elizabeth Turner, cf, Milan
Elle Mills, sp, Cyberspace
Elliot Reid, lf, Los Angeles
Emile Hirsch, 1b, Compton
Emma Leroy, 1b, on waivers
Emperor, c, on waivers
Enigma Drake, c, Multiverse
Eric the Fish, 1b, Circus
Eric the Half-Bee, lf, Circus
Estanislao Struway Samaniego, cf, Kratovo
Esther, c, Tel Aviv
Etepsed Egnis, rp, Arkham
Eugene Lee Yang, cf, Cyberspace
Eugene Levy, ss, Tel Aviv
Evgeni Malkin, ss, Canaveral

Fabien Barthez, sp, Kratovo
Fabio, 2b, on waivers
Fabio Cannavaro, sp, Kratovo
Fan Zhiyi, mr, Kratovo
Fat Joe, cf, Compton
Father Bear, 2b, Paddington
Fblthp the Lost, mr, Multiverse
Ferdinand, c, Paddington
Ferdinand von Zeppelin, rf, Canaveral
Firesong and Sunspeaker, 3b, Multiverse
Flavius, mr, on waivers
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Seattle
Flula Borg, 2b, Cyberspace/on waivers
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, sp, San Jose
Foxy Brown, ss, Compton
Francesco Lana de Terzi, c, Canaveral
Francesco Totti, cf, Kratovo
Francis Flute, c, Stratford
Francky Vandendriessche, rp, Kratovo
Frantisek Stambachr, rp, Gallifrey
Fred Savage, rp, Tel Aviv
Freddie Wong, 2b, Cyberspace
Freeway, mr, Compton

G. Dep, ss, Compton
Gabriel Angelfire, sp, on waivers
Gail Goodrich, lf, Baltimore
Gandalf Hernandez, sp, San Jose
Garza Zol, cf, Circus
Gay Straite, 3b, San Jose
General Booty, ss, San Jose
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, sp, Circus/Circus
George Mikan, cf, Baltimore
George Sears, rp, Hollywoo
Georges Carnus, mr, on waivers
Georgia Gibbs, sp, Milan
Gerald Wallace, cf, Baltimore
Ghadamon, 3b, Arkham
Ghisguth, c, Circus
Gi-Hoveg, lf, Arkham
Glaaki, rf, Arkham
Glen Matthews, ss, Cyberspace
Gloon, cf, Arkham
Gog-Hoor, 2b, Arkham
Gol-goroth, ss, Arkham
Golda Meir, sp, Tel Aviv
Golothess, sp, on waivers
Grace Elizabeth, mr, Milan
Grant-Lee Phillips, mr, Stratford
Gravedigger, rf, Stratford
Griselbrand, sp, on waivers
Gwarloth, 3b, on waivers
Gwendolyn Di Corci, cf, Multiverse

Haiogh-Yai, rp, Arkham
Hakan Loob, 2b, Seattle
Hallar the Firefletcher, c, Hollywoo
Hank Yarbo, mr, on waivers
Hannah Ferguson, lf, Milan
Hannah Hart, sp, Cyberspace
Hannah Horvath, lf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Happy Hairston, ss, Baltimore
Happy Kampire, sp, San Jose
Hazezon Tamar, cf, Sao Paulo
Hector Macho Camacho, 1b, San Jose
Henrik Lundqvist, sp, Canaveral
Henry Winkler, rp, Hollywoo
Heraclitus, sp, Circus
Hezârfen Ahmed Çelebi , sp, Canaveral
Highlord Alarak, rf, Sao Paulo
Hugo, lf, Baltimore
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, cf, Milan
Humpty Dumpty, rp, Paddington

I Made Mangku Pastika, 3b, San Jose
Ike Broflovski, c, Tel Aviv
Ilya Kovalchuk, rf, Omsk
Imogen Heap, rp, on waivers
Imperius, c, Gallifrey
Ingrid Nilsen, c, on waivers
Inspector Flying Fox, rf, Circus
Inspector Leopard, cf, Circus
Iyonna Fairbanks, sp, Stratford

J.J. Abrams, rp, Tel Aviv
Jace Vryn's Prodigy, c, Multiverse
Jack Horner, lf, Paddington
Jack the Giant Killer, sp, Paddington
Jacques Charles, mr, Canaveral
Jacques Songo'o, rp, on waivers
Jacques-Étienne Montgolfier, rp, Canaveral
James Charles Dickinson, cf, Cyberspace
James Cromwell, 2b, Sao Paulo
James Van Der Beek, sp, Stratford
James William Sawyer, sp, Tel Aviv
James Wong, sp, Los Angeles
Jamez Brickhouse, rp, San Jose
Janne Niinimaa, rp, Omsk
Jari Kurri, rp, Omsk
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, sp, Canaveral
Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, rf, San Jose
Jasmyn Wilkins, rp, Sao Paulo
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, sp, Canaveral
Jean-Marie Le Bris, c, on waivers
Jeff Baxter, rp, Canaveral
Jeff Beck, sp, Seattle
Jeff Hornacek, rp, Baltimore
Jeff Mangum, 3b, Seattle
Jeff Pearce, 2b, Los Angeles
Jeff Schroeder, lf, Tel Aviv
Jeff Tweedy, 1b, Seattle
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, sp, on waivers
Jennifer Hall, rf, Sao Paulo
Jeremy Portland-Smythe, rp, on waivers
Jerry West, rp, Baltimore
Jerusalem Monday, rf, Tel Aviv
Jessa Johansson, rp, Compton
Jessica Biel, cf, Stratford
Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, c, Los Angeles
Jiang Yanggu, ss, Multiverse
Jim Hacker, rf, on waivers
Jim Morrison, ss, Seattle
Jimmy Wong, rf, Cyberspace
JiÅ™Ã Å lÃ©gr, rf, Canaveral
Jo March, 1b, Paddington
Joe Henchman, 1b, San Jose
John Dorian, rp, Los Angeles
John Gilmore, c, Cyberspace
John Pizzarelli, 2b, Seattle
John Ralston Saul, mr, on waivers
Jon Glaser, rp, Stratford
Jorge Campos Navarrete, sp, Kratovo
Joseph Heller, lf, on waivers
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, 3b, Canaveral
Josh Chan, c, Los Angeles
Josh Gad, rp, Paddington
Josh Peck, rf, Compton
Joshua, lf, Seattle
Judith the Scourge Diva, lf, Multiverse
June Carter Cash, sp, Seattle
Jurj Clooners, c, Hollywoo
Jusuf NurkiÄ‡, 2b, Baltimore
Juvenile, 1b, Compton

Kaia Gerber, ss, Milan
Karen Pelly, sp, Stratford
Kate Stewart, c, Gallifrey
Kathy Nightingale, rf, Gallifrey
Kaya Orzhov Usurper, 1b, Multiverse
Kazran Sardick, cf, on waivers
Keith Douglas Habersberger, 1b, Cyberspace
Kelleth Cuthbert, rp, Tel Aviv
Kemba Walker, rp, Baltimore
Kenny F. Powers, sp, Los Angeles
Kevin Johnson, cf, Baltimore
King Cole, rf, Paddington
Kuro Takhasomi, sp, Cyberspace
Kyscu Drake, rp, Multiverse

Lacey Burrows, sp, Los Angeles
Lady Gaga, sp, Seattle
Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, 3b, Canaveral
Larry Nightingale, rp, Gallifrey
Laser Kaplan, mr, Tel Aviv
Lauren Jones, sp, Milan
Lavinia Azorius Renegade, lf, Multiverse
Lazav the Multifarious, 1b, Multiverse
Leandro Barbosa, cf, Baltimore
Lem Hewitt, rp, on waivers
Leomie Anderson, rp, on waivers
Leon Uris, 2b, Tel Aviv
Leslie Van Houten, 2b, Sao Paulo
Lin Chi-Ling, 1b, Milan
Lin Sivvi, lf, Seattle
Linda Zwordling, lf, Gallifrey
Linus Van Pelt, mr, on waivers
Little Bear, 2b, Paddington
Lorenzo, rp, Stratford
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, mr, Sao Paulo
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo, cf, Kratovo
Lyra Dawnbringer, rp, Multiverse

MC Hammer, 2b, Compton
MC Serch, rf, Los Angeles
Mac Dre, rp, Compton
Mahogany Loggins, lf, San Jose
Majed Abdullah, rf, Kratovo
Malthael, sp, on waivers
Malygos, mr, Gallifrey
Marc Gasol, sp, Baltimore
Marc Wilmots, 2b, on waivers
Marcellus, 2b, Stratford
Marnie Michaels, cf, Los Angeles
Marshmello, rp, Canaveral
Martin Pizzarelli, sp, Circus
Mary, lf, Tel Aviv
Mason Ramsey, rp, Cyberspace
Massacre Girl, cf, Multiverse
Master P, mr, Compton
Matt Drudge, cf, Cyberspace
Matt Smith, 1b, Gallifrey
Matthew Inman, rf, Cyberspace
Matthew Shultz, 3b, Paddington
Maury Ballstein, 3b, Tel Aviv
McGruff the Crime Dog, rp, Hollywoo
Meg March, ss, Paddington
Mel Blanc, 3b, Tel Aviv
Melanie Laurent, 3b, Cyberspace
Melissa Stetten, rf, Milan
Metellus Cimber, rp, Circus
Michael Ian Black, c, Seattle
Michael Jackson, ss, Milan
Michelangelo, rp, Circus
Miracle Crimes, mr, San Jose
Miranda, rf, Paddington
Miranda Lambert, cf, Seattle
Miss Clavel, rf, Paddington
Missy, sp, Circus
Missy Elliott, ss, Compton
Montgomery Burns, rp, Hollywoo
Mordechai, cf, Compton
Moth, 2b, Kratovo
Mother Bear, ss, Paddington
Mr. Akwekwe, cf, Circus
Mr. Creosote, sp, Circus/on waivers
Mr. Peanutbutter, lf, Hollywoo
Mrs. Conclusion, cf, Circus
Mrs. Premise, cf, Milan
Mu Yanling, lf, Multiverse
Muradin Bronzebeard, cf, Paddington

Nakata Hidetoshi, rf, Kratovo
Nala the cat, 3b, Cyberspace
Naru Meha, c, Multiverse
Nas, 2b, Compton
Neltharion, rp, Gallifrey
Nicholas Petricca, rf, Kratovo
Nikolai Khabibulin, rp, Omsk
Nikya of the Old Ways, rp, Multiverse
Nozdormu, 2b, Circus/on waivers
Nyaghoggua, rp, Stratford
Nyarlathotep, c, Arkham

Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, c, Hollywoo
Old Lady Whispering Hush, sp, Paddington
Oliver Kahn, rp, Compton
Olivia Culpo, sp, Milan
Olivia Newton-John, lf, on waivers
Oozi Cats, rp, San Jose
Oscar Leroy, sp, Los Angeles
Oscar Ortiz, rp, Kratovo
Othmar Garithos, 1b, Gallifrey
Overmind, cf, Sao Paulo

Pat LaFontaine, 3b, Canaveral
Patsy Stone, rp, Los Angeles
Pau Gasol, rp, Baltimore
Paul Samwell-Smith, 3b, Gallifrey/on waivers
Paul Schneider, rf, Sao Paulo
Paul Westphal, lf, Baltimore
Pavel Bure, rp, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, rp, Canaveral
Pericles Prince of Tyre, sp, Sao Paulo
Peter Lovenkrands, 2b, Kratovo
Peter the Goatherd, lf, Seattle
Phil Myman, rp, Los Angeles
Philostrate, lf, Stratford
Pickles Aplenty, sp, Hollywoo
Pierluigi Pizzaballa, rp, Kratovo
Pimp C, sp, Compton
Prime Speaker Vannifar, c, Multiverse
Prospero, lf, Stratford

Quindarious Gooch, ss, San Jose

Rachel Hilbert, mr, Milan
Rachel Weisz, sp, Tel Aviv
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, rf, Seattle
Raff Capashen, 3b, Multiverse
Rakdos the Showstopper, lf, on waivers
Ralph Stilton, rf, Hollywoo
Randy Quaid, cf, Omsk
Raven Baxter, sp, Baltimore/on waivers
Red Auerbach, ss, Tel Aviv
Red Riding Hood, sp, Paddington
Reverend Hobbit Forrest, sp, San Jose
Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, rp, San Jose
Rich Sutter, ss, on waivers
Richard Garfield, lf, Kratovo/on waivers
Richard Tyler Blevins, 3b, Cyberspace
River Song, sp, Gallifrey
Rob McElhenney, rp, Sao Paulo
Roberto Baggio, 2b, on waivers
Robin Starveling, lf, Stratford
Rolf Jacob Sartorius, rp, Cyberspace
Roman Hamrlík, c, Canaveral
Ron Funches, rp, Sao Paulo
Ronaldo de Assis Moreira, c, Kratovo
Roy Keane, cf, Kratovo
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, sp, on waivers
Rufus Wainwright, c, Seattle
Ruslan Nigmatullin, sp, Baltimore
Rustu Recber, rp, Seattle
Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, 1b, Hollywoo
Ryan North, 1b, on waivers

Saku Koivu, sp, Omsk
Sal, cf, Paddington
Salami Blessing, ss, San Jose
Sally Sparrow, lf, Gallifrey
Sami Abdullah Al-Jaber, 2b, Kratovo
Samuel, 3b, Circus
Sarah Lynn, cf, Hollywoo
Sean Murray, rf, on waivers
Sebastian St. Clair, ss, Hollywoo
Shigeru Miyamoto, mr, Sao Paulo
Shoshanna Shapiro, ss, Compton
Shylock, lf, Stratford
Sibusiso Zuma, c, on waivers
Simon Burke, ss, Los Angeles
Sir Humphrey Appleby, 1b, Los Angeles
Skylar Grey, rp, Seattle
Slater Martin, c, Baltimore
Slimefoot the Stowaway, rp, Compton
Snoop Dogg, sp, Compton
Spitting Drake, cf, Multiverse
Squiffy, ss, on waivers
St. Augustine, 3b, on waivers
Stan Mikita, sp, Circus
Steele Fortress, 3b, San Jose
Stefani Stilton, mr, Hollywoo
Steve Nash, rp, Baltimore
Steven Lim, rp, Cyberspace
Stipe Pletikosa, sp, Kratovo
Stoneforge Mystic, cf, Multiverse
Strong Bad, rf, Cyberspace/on waivers
Sweet Orefice, 2b, Baltimore

Tajic Legions Edge, 2b, Multiverse
Tanya Mityushina, mr, Milan
Tara Fares, lf, Milan
Tasha Tilberg, rp, Milan
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, c, San Jose
Ted Crisp, rp, Los Angeles
Teemu Selanne, mr, Seattle
Terry Porter, cf, Baltimore
Terry Tickhill Terrell, 2b, on waivers
The Dweller in the Gulf, rp, Arkham
The Grinch, rp, Paddington
The Haunt of Hightower, ss, Compton/Cyberspace
The Little Engine That Could, sp, on waivers
Theodor Herzl, mr, Tel Aviv
Thierry Henry, ss, Kratovo
Tiberius, 3b, Sao Paulo
Tichondrius, lf, Gallifrey
Tim Berners-Lee, rp, on waivers
Tim Gunn, rf, Hollywoo
Tippi Hedren, ss, Sao Paulo
Tito Livio Burattini, 1b, Canaveral
Titus Andronicus, 1b, Stratford
Todd Chavez, rp, Hollywoo
Tom DeLonge, rf, Seattle
Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, rf, Hollywoo
Tom Meighan, ss, Los Angeles
Tom Morello, lf, Seattle
Tony Twist, c, Compton
Trebonius, ss, Stratford/on waivers
Tullus Aufidius, rp, Stratford

Unique Wigfall, rp, San Jose/on waivers
Uyo Silent Prophet, 3b, Compton

Valencia Perez, sp, Tel Aviv
Valeria Mazza, 1b, on waivers
Van Keefer, 3b, Stratford/on waivers
Verix Bladewing, rp, Multiverse
Vern Mikkelsen, c, Baltimore
Veronica Palmer, 3b, Los Angeles
Veronica Varekova, 2b, Milan
Vincent Adultman, 2b, Hollywoo
Virgilia, 2b, Stratford
Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, cf, Circus
Volumnia, rp, Stratford

Walter Centeno Corea, ss, Kratovo
Walter Tkaczuk, sp, Sao Paulo
Wanda Dollard, sp, Los Angeles
Weeping Angel, rp, Gallifrey
Widow Douglas, sp, Paddington
William Shatner, rp, Tel Aviv
Willy Wonka, rf, on waivers
Win Thin, rf, Canaveral
Wymer, sp, Circus

Yang Chen, cf, Kratovo
Yann LeCun, ss, Sao Paulo
Ysera, sp, Gallifrey
Yuan Huangtou, rf, Canaveral

Zach Randolph, 3b, on waivers
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, ss, Cyberspace
Zarley Zalapski, 1b, Omsk
Zdenek Nehoda, c, Sao Paulo
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, lf, Omsk
Zeratul, cf, Canaveral
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, 2b, Canaveral

By position

Catchers

Anthony Stewart Head, Sao Paulo
Arlinn Kord, on waivers
Beanie Sigel, Compton
Blanca Padilla, Milan
Blythe Masters, Stratford
Bucky Pizzarelli, Seattle
Byatis, Arkham
Chutimon Chuengcharoensukying, Milan
Colin "Bomber" Harris, Circus
Corky Boozé, San Jose
Craig Owens, Gallifrey
Emperor, on waivers
Enigma Drake, Multiverse
Esther, Tel Aviv
Ferdinand, Paddington
Francesco Lana de Terzi, Canaveral
Francis Flute, Stratford
Ghisguth, Circus
Hallar the Firefletcher, Hollywoo
Ike Broflovski, Tel Aviv
Imperius, Gallifrey
Ingrid Nilsen, on waivers
Jace Vryn's Prodigy, Multiverse
Jean-Marie Le Bris, on waivers
Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, Los Angeles
John Gilmore, Cyberspace
Josh Chan, Los Angeles
Jurj Clooners, Hollywoo
Kate Stewart, Gallifrey
Michael Ian Black, Seattle
Naru Meha, Multiverse
Nyarlathotep, Arkham
Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, Hollywoo
Prime Speaker Vannifar, Multiverse
Roman Hamrlík, Canaveral
Ronaldo de Assis Moreira, Kratovo
Rufus Wainwright, Seattle
Sibusiso Zuma, on waivers
Slater Martin, Baltimore
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, San Jose
Tony Twist, Compton
Vern Mikkelsen, Baltimore
Zdenek Nehoda, Sao Paulo

First Basemen

"Tinned Peach" Thompson, Circus
Aaron, Tel Aviv
Abbas ibn Firnas, Canaveral
Albatross!, Circus
Angus Mackenzie, Multiverse
Arvydas Sabonis, on waivers
Beth March, Paddington
Bo-Peep, Paddington/on waivers
Bradley Hitler-Smith, Hollywoo
Chandra North, Milan
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Sao Paulo
Christopher Turk, Los Angeles
Cyäegha, on waivers
Dan Majerle, Baltimore
Emile Hirsch, Compton
Emma Leroy, on waivers
Eric the Fish, Circus
Hector Macho Camacho, San Jose
Jeff Tweedy, Seattle
Jo March, Paddington
Joe Henchman, San Jose
Juvenile, Compton
Kaya Orzhov Usurper, Multiverse
Keith Douglas Habersberger, Cyberspace
Lazav the Multifarious, Multiverse
Lin Chi-Ling, Milan
Matt Smith, Gallifrey
Othmar Garithos, Gallifrey
Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, Hollywoo
Ryan North, on waivers
Sir Humphrey Appleby, Los Angeles
Tito Livio Burattini, Canaveral
Titus Andronicus, Stratford
Valeria Mazza, on waivers
Zarley Zalapski, Omsk

Second Basemen

A Ryan Seacrest Type, on waivers
Agrus Kos, Multiverse
B'gnu-Thun, Arkham
Balnazzar, Gallifrey
Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, San Jose
Confucius, Circus
Damian Lillard, Baltimore
Eli, on waivers
Fabio, on waivers
Father Bear, Paddington
Flula Borg, Cyberspace/on waivers
Freddie Wong, Cyberspace
Gog-Hoor, Arkham
Hakan Loob, Seattle
James Cromwell, Sao Paulo
Jeff Pearce, Los Angeles
John Pizzarelli, Seattle
Jusuf NurkiÄ‡, Baltimore
Leon Uris, Tel Aviv
Leslie Van Houten, Sao Paulo
Little Bear, Paddington
MC Hammer, Compton
Marc Wilmots, on waivers
Marcellus, Stratford
Moth, Kratovo
Nas, Compton
Nozdormu, Circus/on waivers
Peter Lovenkrands, Kratovo
Roberto Baggio, on waivers
Sami Abdullah Al-Jaber, Kratovo
Sweet Orefice, Baltimore
Tajic Legions Edge, Multiverse
Terry Tickhill Terrell, on waivers
Veronica Varekova, Milan
Vincent Adultman, Hollywoo
Virgilia, Stratford
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, Canaveral

Third Basemen

Ana Spanakopita, Hollywoo
Archimedes, Circus
Black Sheep, Paddington
Bonzi Wells, Baltimore
Brent Leroy, Los Angeles
Carla Espinosa, Los Angeles
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, Seattle
Crackling Drake, Stratford
Cthugha, Arkham
Damian Kulash, Circus/on waivers
Daniela Braga, Milan
David Dobrík, Cyberspace
Diego Forlan Corazo, Kratovo
Firesong and Sunspeaker, Multiverse
Gay Straite, San Jose
Ghadamon, Arkham
Gwarloth, on waivers
I Made Mangku Pastika, San Jose
Jeff Mangum, Seattle
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, Canaveral
Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, Canaveral
Matthew Shultz, Paddington
Maury Ballstein, Tel Aviv
Mel Blanc, Tel Aviv
Melanie Laurent, Cyberspace
Nala the cat, Cyberspace
Pat LaFontaine, Canaveral
Paul Samwell-Smith, Gallifrey/on waivers
Raff Capashen, Multiverse
Richard Tyler Blevins, Cyberspace
Samuel, Circus
St. Augustine, on waivers
Steele Fortress, San Jose
Tiberius, Sao Paulo
Uyo Silent Prophet, Compton
Van Keefer, Stratford/on waivers
Veronica Palmer, Los Angeles
Zach Randolph, on waivers

Shortstops

Adun Oakenshield, on waivers
Alek Wek, Circus
Amar Bose, Sao Paulo
Amy Schumer, Tel Aviv
Anna Kendrick, Gallifrey
Atilla Freska, San Jose
Azmodan, Gallifrey
Biz Markie, Compton
BoJack Horseman, on waivers
Boy Waterman, San Jose/Kratovo
Cinderella, Stratford
Coolio, Compton/on waivers
Coriolanus, on waivers
David Ben-Gurion, Tel Aviv
Dr. Narwhals Mating, Compton
Drew Scanlon, Cyberspace
Dythalla, Arkham
Dzéwà, Arkham
Eugene Levy, Tel Aviv
Evgeni Malkin, Canaveral
Foxy Brown, Compton
G. Dep, Compton
General Booty, San Jose
Glen Matthews, Cyberspace
Gol-goroth, Arkham
Happy Hairston, Baltimore
Jiang Yanggu, Multiverse
Jim Morrison, Seattle
Kaia Gerber, Milan
Meg March, Paddington
Michael Jackson, Milan
Missy Elliott, Compton
Mother Bear, Paddington
Quindarious Gooch, San Jose
Red Auerbach, Tel Aviv
Rich Sutter, on waivers
Salami Blessing, San Jose
Sebastian St. Clair, Hollywoo
Shoshanna Shapiro, Compton
Simon Burke, Los Angeles
Squiffy, on waivers
The Haunt of Hightower, Compton/Cyberspace
Thierry Henry, Kratovo
Tippi Hedren, Sao Paulo
Tom Meighan, Los Angeles
Trebonius, Stratford/on waivers
Walter Centeno Corea, Kratovo
Yann LeCun, Sao Paulo
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, Cyberspace

Left Fielders

Asa Romson, Sao Paulo
Brandon Rogers, Cyberspace
Cornelius Boza-Edwards, San Jose
Cow Jumping Over the Moon, Paddington
Coyote Peterson, Cyberspace
Crescent Dragonwagon, San Jose
Cynothoglys, Arkham
Da Brat, Gallifrey
David Trezeguet, Kratovo
Duriel, Gallifrey
Elliot Reid, Los Angeles
Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
Gail Goodrich, Baltimore
Gi-Hoveg, Arkham
Hannah Ferguson, Milan
Hannah Horvath, Los Angeles/on waivers
Hugo, Baltimore
Jack Horner, Paddington
Jeff Schroeder, Tel Aviv
Joseph Heller, on waivers
Joshua, Seattle
Judith the Scourge Diva, Multiverse
Lavinia Azorius Renegade, Multiverse
Lin Sivvi, Seattle
Linda Zwordling, Gallifrey
Mahogany Loggins, San Jose
Mary, Tel Aviv
Mr. Peanutbutter, Hollywoo
Mu Yanling, Multiverse
Olivia Newton-John, on waivers
Paul Westphal, Baltimore
Peter the Goatherd, Seattle
Philostrate, Stratford
Prospero, Stratford
Rakdos the Showstopper, on waivers
Richard Garfield, Kratovo/on waivers
Robin Starveling, Stratford
Sally Sparrow, Gallifrey
Shylock, Stratford
Tara Fares, Milan
Tichondrius, Gallifrey
Tom Morello, Seattle
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, Omsk

Center Fielders

Ariel, Stratford
Bruce Campbell, Sao Paulo
Carla Bruni, Milan
Chardonnay Beaver, San Jose
Clyde Drexler, Baltimore
Connie Hawkins, Baltimore
Copernicus, Hollywoo
Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, Hollywoo
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, Arkham
Dan Auerbach, Seattle
Danny Pink, Gallifrey
Elizabeth Turner, Milan
Estanislao Struway Samaniego, Kratovo
Eugene Lee Yang, Cyberspace
Fat Joe, Compton
Francesco Totti, Kratovo
Garza Zol, Circus
George Mikan, Baltimore
Gerald Wallace, Baltimore
Gloon, Arkham
Gwendolyn Di Corci, Multiverse
Hazezon Tamar, Sao Paulo
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, Milan
Inspector Leopard, Circus
James Charles Dickinson, Cyberspace
Jessica Biel, Stratford
Kazran Sardick, on waivers
Kevin Johnson, Baltimore
Leandro Barbosa, Baltimore
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo, Kratovo
Marnie Michaels, Los Angeles
Massacre Girl, Multiverse
Matt Drudge, Cyberspace
Miranda Lambert, Seattle
Mordechai, Compton
Mr. Akwekwe, Circus
Mrs. Conclusion, Circus
Mrs. Premise, Milan
Muradin Bronzebeard, Paddington
Overmind, Sao Paulo
Randy Quaid, Omsk
Roy Keane, Kratovo
Sal, Paddington
Sarah Lynn, Hollywoo
Spitting Drake, Multiverse
Stoneforge Mystic, Multiverse
Terry Porter, Baltimore
Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, Circus
Yang Chen, Kratovo
Zeratul, Canaveral

Right Fielders

Alala, Arkham
Andariel, on waivers
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, Canaveral
Cobweb, on waivers
Cuddlywhiskers, on waivers
Curious George, Paddington
Del the Funky Homosapien, Compton
Ebonee Davis, Compton/on waivers
Edmund Blackadder, Los Angeles
Ferdinand von Zeppelin, Canaveral
Glaaki, Arkham
Gravedigger, Stratford
Highlord Alarak, Sao Paulo
Ilya Kovalchuk, Omsk
Inspector Flying Fox, Circus
Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, San Jose
Jennifer Hall, Sao Paulo
Jerusalem Monday, Tel Aviv
Jim Hacker, on waivers
Jimmy Wong, Cyberspace
Josh Peck, Compton
Kathy Nightingale, Gallifrey
King Cole, Paddington
MC Serch, Los Angeles
Majed Abdullah, Kratovo
Matthew Inman, Cyberspace
Melissa Stetten, Milan
Miranda, Paddington
Miss Clavel, Paddington
Nakata Hidetoshi, Kratovo
Nicholas Petricca, Kratovo
Paul Schneider, Sao Paulo
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, Seattle
Ralph Stilton, Hollywoo
Sean Murray, on waivers
Strong Bad, Cyberspace/on waivers
Tim Gunn, Hollywoo
Tom DeLonge, Seattle
Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, Hollywoo
Willy Wonka, on waivers
Win Thin, Canaveral
Yuan Huangtou, Canaveral

Starting Pitchers

Albrecht Berblinger, Canaveral
Alexa Chung, Milan
Allie Ayers, Milan
Amare Stoudemire, Baltimore
Amon-Gorloth, Sao Paulo
Andrew Garfield, Hollywoo
Artanis, Stratford
Arthur, Paddington
Ashildr, Gallifrey
Aubrey Graham, Tel Aviv
Barbara Palvin, Milan
Ben Savage, Tel Aviv
Ben Schwartz, Tel Aviv
Big Boi, Compton
Caius Ligarius, Stratford
Candy Button Disco, San Jose
Captain Peanutbutter, Hollywoo
Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, Kratovo
Caroline Kennedy, Sao Paulo
Casey Neistat, Cyberspace
Charles Barkley, on waivers
Crom Cruach, Arkham
Ctoggha, Arkham
David Gray, Seattle
Davide Scabin, Omsk
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, Milan
Domri Rade, Multiverse
Drake Bell, Los Angeles
Dygra, Arkham
Ei'lor, Arkham
Elgin Baylor, Baltimore
Elle Mills, Cyberspace
Fabien Barthez, Kratovo
Fabio Cannavaro, Kratovo
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Seattle
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, San Jose
Gabriel Angelfire, on waivers
Gandalf Hernandez, San Jose
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, Circus/Circus
Georgia Gibbs, Milan
Golda Meir, Tel Aviv
Golothess, on waivers
Griselbrand, on waivers
Hannah Hart, Cyberspace
Happy Kampire, San Jose
Henrik Lundqvist, Canaveral
Heraclitus, Circus
Hezârfen Ahmed Çelebi , Canaveral
Iyonna Fairbanks, Stratford
Jack the Giant Killer, Paddington
James Van Der Beek, Stratford
James William Sawyer, Tel Aviv
James Wong, Los Angeles
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, Canaveral
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, Canaveral
Jeff Beck, Seattle
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, on waivers
Jorge Campos Navarrete, Kratovo
June Carter Cash, Seattle
Karen Pelly, Stratford
Kenny F. Powers, Los Angeles
Kuro Takhasomi, Cyberspace
Lacey Burrows, Los Angeles
Lady Gaga, Seattle
Lauren Jones, Milan
Malthael, on waivers
Marc Gasol, Baltimore
Martin Pizzarelli, Circus
Missy, Circus
Mr. Creosote, Circus/on waivers
Old Lady Whispering Hush, Paddington
Olivia Culpo, Milan
Oscar Leroy, Los Angeles
Pericles Prince of Tyre, Sao Paulo
Pickles Aplenty, Hollywoo
Pimp C, Compton
Rachel Weisz, Tel Aviv
Raven Baxter, Baltimore/on waivers
Red Riding Hood, Paddington
Reverend Hobbit Forrest, San Jose
River Song, Gallifrey
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, on waivers
Ruslan Nigmatullin, Baltimore
Saku Koivu, Omsk
Snoop Dogg, Compton
Stan Mikita, Circus
Stipe Pletikosa, Kratovo
The Little Engine That Could, on waivers
Valencia Perez, Tel Aviv
Walter Tkaczuk, Sao Paulo
Wanda Dollard, Los Angeles
Widow Douglas, Paddington
Wymer, Circus
Ysera, Gallifrey

Middle Relievers

Arwassa, Arkham/on waivers
Baldrick, Los Angeles
Belial, Gallifrey
Beto O'Rourke, Seattle
Blackitt, Seattle
Cameo Crispi, San Jose
Diane Nguyen, Hollywoo
Fan Zhiyi, Kratovo
Fblthp the Lost, Multiverse
Flavius, on waivers
Freeway, Compton
Georges Carnus, on waivers
Grace Elizabeth, Milan
Grant-Lee Phillips, Stratford
Hank Yarbo, on waivers
Jacques Charles, Canaveral
John Ralston Saul, on waivers
Laser Kaplan, Tel Aviv
Linus Van Pelt, on waivers
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, Sao Paulo
Malygos, Gallifrey
Master P, Compton
Miracle Crimes, San Jose
Rachel Hilbert, Milan
Shigeru Miyamoto, Sao Paulo
Stefani Stilton, Hollywoo
Tanya Mityushina, Milan
Teemu Selanne, Seattle
Theodor Herzl, Tel Aviv

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Copland, Los Angeles
Alberto Santos-Dumont, Canaveral
Andrew Ilnyckyj, Cyberspace
Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, Circus
Arturo Fonzarelli, Hollywoo
Ashley Clements, Stratford
Atlach-Nacha, Arkham
Aylith, Arkham
Ayn Rand, Tel Aviv
Babar, Paddington
Badger, Paddington
Baron Von Count, Hollywoo
Basatan, Arkham
Bill Burr, Sao Paulo
Billy Shipton, Gallifrey
Brad Friedel, Kratovo
Brad Sherwood, Sao Paulo
Brendan Canning, Milan
Candace Smith, on waivers
Captain Jack Harkness, Gallifrey
Celestial Colonnade, Multiverse
Chaugnar Faugn, Arkham
Cicero, Stratford
Dakkon Blackblade, Compton
Daniel Boulud, Omsk
Danitha Capashen, Multiverse
Debbie Katzenberg, Circus/on waivers
Dick Barnett, on waivers
Doge of Venice, Arkham
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, Omsk
Dr. Piglet, Circus
Dr. Winston, Circus
Eaters of the Light, Gallifrey
Edina Monsoon, Los Angeles
Edward Gallo Fulmer, Cyberspace
Etepsed Egnis, Arkham
Francky Vandendriessche, Kratovo
Frantisek Stambachr, Gallifrey
Fred Savage, Tel Aviv
George Sears, Hollywoo
Haiogh-Yai, Arkham
Henry Winkler, Hollywoo
Humpty Dumpty, Paddington
Imogen Heap, on waivers
J.J. Abrams, Tel Aviv
Jacques Songo'o, on waivers
Jacques-Étienne Montgolfier, Canaveral
Jamez Brickhouse, San Jose
Janne Niinimaa, Omsk
Jari Kurri, Omsk
Jasmyn Wilkins, Sao Paulo
Jeff Baxter, Canaveral
Jeff Hornacek, Baltimore
Jeremy Portland-Smythe, on waivers
Jerry West, Baltimore
Jessa Johansson, Compton
John Dorian, Los Angeles
Jon Glaser, Stratford
Josh Gad, Paddington
Kelleth Cuthbert, Tel Aviv
Kemba Walker, Baltimore
Kyscu Drake, Multiverse
Larry Nightingale, Gallifrey
Lem Hewitt, on waivers
Leomie Anderson, on waivers
Lorenzo, Stratford
Lyra Dawnbringer, Multiverse
Mac Dre, Compton
Marshmello, Canaveral
Mason Ramsey, Cyberspace
McGruff the Crime Dog, Hollywoo
Metellus Cimber, Circus
Michelangelo, Circus
Montgomery Burns, Hollywoo
Neltharion, Gallifrey
Nikolai Khabibulin, Omsk
Nikya of the Old Ways, Multiverse
Nyaghoggua, Stratford
Oliver Kahn, Compton
Oozi Cats, San Jose
Oscar Ortiz, Kratovo
Patsy Stone, Los Angeles
Pau Gasol, Baltimore
Pavel Bure, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, Canaveral
Phil Myman, Los Angeles
Pierluigi Pizzaballa, Kratovo
Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, San Jose
Rob McElhenney, Sao Paulo
Rolf Jacob Sartorius, Cyberspace
Ron Funches, Sao Paulo
Rustu Recber, Seattle
Skylar Grey, Seattle
Slimefoot the Stowaway, Compton
Steve Nash, Baltimore
Steven Lim, Cyberspace
Tasha Tilberg, Milan
Ted Crisp, Los Angeles
The Dweller in the Gulf, Arkham
The Grinch, Paddington
Tim Berners-Lee, on waivers
Todd Chavez, Hollywoo
Tullus Aufidius, Stratford
Unique Wigfall, San Jose/on waivers
Verix Bladewing, Multiverse
Volumnia, Stratford
Weeping Angel, Gallifrey
William Shatner, Tel Aviv