Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 7414 Josh Chan, 24, c (247 G, -0.4 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7268 Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, 24, c (170 G, 1.7 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 7800 Christopher Turk, 22, 1b (138 G, -1.2 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7563 Jeff Pearce, 22, 2b (188 G, 2.0 DR/40, -7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7528 Brent Leroy, 22, 3b (209 G, -2.7 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7843 Veronica Palmer, 21, 3b (86 G, -3.0 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40)
• 7342 Simon Burke, 23, ss (166 G, 2.7 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7694 Tom Meighan, 21, ss (42 G, -3.8 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7792 Elliot Reid, 21, lf (77 G, -0.4 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7743 Marnie Michaels, 22, cf (187 G, 0.6 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40)
• 7320 MC Serch, 23, rf (207 G, -2.0 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7931 Edmund Blackadder, 19, rf (38 G, -0.7 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 7504 Lacey Burrows, 22, sp (75 G, -2.2 PRAA/300)
• 7523 Wanda Dollard, 21, sp (71 G, -12.1 PRAA/300)
• 7551 Oscar Leroy, 24, sp (71 G, -4.3 PRAA/300)
• 7693 Kenny F. Powers, 21, sp (70 G, -1.9 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 7977 Baldrick, 20, mr (14 G, -10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7377 Aaron Copland, 25, rp (92 G, -2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7910 Ted Crisp, 21, rp (48 G, -4.9 PRAA/300)
• 7900 Phil Myman, 22, rp (42 G, 3.2 PRAA/300)
• 7752 John Dorian, 19, rp (23 G, -8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7983 Drake Bell, 17, sp (who?)
• 7878 James Wong, 18, sp (who?)
• 7774 Carla Espinosa, 19, 3b (who?)
• 7940 Sir Humphrey Appleby, 18, 1b (who?)
• 7962 Patsy Stone, 17, rp (who?)
• 8013 Edina Monsoon, 19, rp (who?)