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SimBase Players, Year 9

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Adolphus Busch, cf, Industry
Adrian Veidt, 2b, Terra
Adriana Lima, rf, Milan
Agent 99, ss, Pittsburgh
Ahmad Rashad, sp, Hollywood
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Ak'shel, c, Pusan
Alanis Morissette, rp, Kratovo
Albert Brooks, rp, Terra
Albert Gobat, sp, Stockholm
Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
Aldous Huxley, cf, Pusan
Alex Trebek, lf, on waivers
Alfie Bester, rf, Brooklyn/on waivers
Alfonso Ribeiro, ss, Hollywood
Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry
Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Kratovo
Ali Landry, c, Milan
Alice Norton, sp, Brooklyn/on waivers
Alis Landale, c, Brussels
Allen Ludden, c, Milan
Alvy Singer, cf, Pittsburgh
Amber Lancaster, sp, Milan
Amelie Poulain, ss, Pittsburgh
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, c, Brussels
Andre the Giant, 1b, Stamford
Andrew Carnegie, rf, Industry
Andrus Ansip, 2b, Brussels
Andy Fire, 1b, Stockholm
Angela Merkel, 2b, on waivers
Ani DiFranco, 1b, on waivers
Anne McCaffrey, ss, Brooklyn
Anne Robinson, sp, Broadway
Antal Szabo, sp, Kratovo
Anton Chekhov, 2b, Broadway
Archie Bunker, c, Los Angeles
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Seattle
Arnold Badjou, mr, Kratovo/Brooklyn
Art Linkletter, lf, Hollywood
Arthur Dent, rf, Pusan
Arthur Miller, rf, Broadway
Athol Fugard, 1b, on waivers
August Wilson, sp, Broadway
Avram Davidson, rf, Brooklyn
Axe Battler, 1b, San Jose

Bar Refaeli, 2b, Milan
Barack Obama, sp, Industry
Barry Allen, 3b, Broadway/on waivers
Barry N. Malzberg, sp, Brooklyn
Beatrix Kiddo, cf, on waivers
Beck Hansen, rf, Seattle
Ben Bailey, cf, Hollywood
Ben Jonson, 3b, Broadway
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 2b, Los Angeles
Benjamin Willis, sp, Brussels
Bertha von Suttner, sp, Stockholm
Bertolt Brecht, rp, Broadway
Big Boss Man, ss, Stamford
Bill Cullen, rp, Brussels
Bjornstjerne Bjornson, rp, Stockholm
Black Belt, 2b, San Jose
Black Mage, sp, San Jose/Stamford
Boba Fett, sp, Broadway
Bomberman, mr, San Jose
Boris Grebenshchikov, lf, Seattle
Boyko Borisov, rf, Hollywood
Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 3b, on waivers
Bret Michaels, cf, on waivers
Brian Aldiss, rp, Brooklyn
Brian Cowen, rf, on waivers
Bronislaw Komorowski, sp, Seattle/Terra
Bruce Banner, lf, Terra
Bubba Ray Dudley, sp, Stamford/on waivers
Bushwhacker Butch, mr, Stamford
Buzz Lightyear, 3b, on waivers

CM Punk, 3b, Stamford/Stamford
Cain Marko, ss, Terra
Calin Popescu-Tariceanu, 1b, Brussels
Candice Swanepoel, rp, Milan
CariDee English, ss, on waivers
Carlos Slim, 2b, Industry
Carmen Electra, sp, Milan
Carolyn Murphy, cf, Milan
Catherine Ironfist, sp, Pusan
Cedric the Owl, c, Pusan
Chairman Kaga, rf, Hollywood
Charles Goren, c, Brussels
Charles William Post, 3b, Industry
Charlie Mars, mr, Seattle/on waivers
Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
Chris Moneymaker, rp, Las Vegas
Christian Wulff, sp, Seattle
Christopher "Bluehair" Blair, 3b, Pusan
Cindy Crawford, cf, Milan
Clark Kent, ss, Terra
Coco Chanel, rp, Industry
Colin Mochrie, mr, Hollywood
Commander Keen, 2b, Pusan
Connie Willis, sp, Seattle
Conrad Hilton, sp, Industry
Cookie Masterson, c, Hollywood
Corak, mr, Pusan
Cordwainer Smith, mr, Terra
Cornelius Vanderbilt, 3b, Industry
Crono, 2b, San Jose
Cruella De Vil, sp, Pittsburgh
Cyrus McCormick, mr, Pittsburgh

D-Von Dudley, rp, Stamford/on waivers
Daisy Lowe, c, on waivers
Damon Albarn, c, Seattle
Dan Dreiberg, lf, Terra
Danielle Lloyd, 2b, Milan
Darth Vader, sp, Pittsburgh
David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
David Cameron, ss, Seattle
David E. Shaw, c, Industry
Denise Richards, sp, Milan
Dimitris Christofias, lf, Hollywood
Dino Zoff, rp, Kratovo
Dobie Gillis, lf, Los Angeles
Doctor Blood, rp, Pusan
Dogmeat, sp, Pusan
Don Adams, 3b, on waivers
Donald Trump, 1b, Hollywood
Donkey Kong, sp, Terra/on waivers
Dorothy, 2b, Pittsburgh
Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., 2b, Pittsburgh
Dr. Robert Hartley, mr, Los Angeles
Dr. Seuss, sp, Seattle

E. I. du Pont, ss, Industry
Earl, c, Brooklyn
Ecco the Dolphin, sp, San Jose
Eddie Kantar, 3b, Brooklyn
Edgar Kaplan, c, Las Vegas
Edge, cf, on waivers
Elaine Marley, rp, Pusan
Elie Ducommun, sp, Stockholm
Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Milan
Elsa Benitez, sp, Milan
Ely Culbertson, c, Las Vegas
Emanuel Lasker, rp, Las Vegas
Emil Fischer, c, Stockholm
Emil von Behring, cf, Stockholm
Emily Haines, cf, Hollywood
Enda Kenny, ss, Brussels
Enrico Fermi, 3b, Stockholm
Enzo Scifo, ss, Kratovo
Erdrick, cf, San Jose
Eric Murray, 3b, Seattle
Eric Rodwell, rf, Las Vegas
Eric the Unready, 2b, Pusan
Erin Heatherton, mr, Milan
Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo
Eugene O'Neill, lf, Broadway
Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles

Fall-From-Grace, sp, Pusan
Fighter, rf, San Jose
Flavor Flav, rp, Hollywood
Forrest Gump, 2b, Pittsburgh
Forrest Mars, mr, Los Angeles
Frances Bean Cobain, sp, Seattle
Frank Perdue, 3b, Industry
Frank Sechehaye, sp, on waivers
Frantisek Planicka, rp, on waivers
Fred G. Sanford, 3b, on waivers
Fred Gitelman, 3b, Las Vegas
Freddy Krueger, mr, Stamford
Frederic Mistral, rp, on waivers
Fritz Leiber, 3b, Brooklyn
Fulvio Fantoni, lf, Las Vegas

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, sp, Stockholm
Garry Kasparov, sp, Las Vegas
Gavin Rossdale, cf, Terra
Gediminas Kirkilas, rf, Pittsburgh
Gene Wolfe, rp, Brooklyn
George Abela, mr, Brussels
George Alec Effinger, rf, Brooklyn
George Orwell, mr, on waivers
George Westinghouse, cf, Industry
Gilad Anni-Padda, lf, Terra
Gilligan, rp, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, sp, Stockholm
Gioachino Greco, sp, Las Vegas
Giorgio Belladonna, 2b, Las Vegas
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Giuseppe Meazza, cf, Kratovo
Grand Duke Jean, sp, Stamford
Greg Lee, c, Hollywood
Griswold the Blacksmith, cf, Pusan
Groucho Marx, c, Stamford
Guy Fieri, rp, Hollywood
Guy Smiley, sp, Hollywood
Gyula Szengeller, 3b, Kratovo

Hal Jordan, c, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Harlan Ellison, rp, on waivers
Harry Harrison, lf, Brooklyn
Hawkslayer, rp, Pusan
Heinz Fischer, mr, Broadway
Hendrik Lorentz, ss, Stockholm
Henrik Ibsen, cf, Broadway
Henry Durant, mr, Stockholm
Hilary Rhoda, lf, Milan
Hillary Tickingclock, cf, on waivers
Horst Hrubesch, lf, Kratovo
Howard Hughes, c, Industry
Howie Mandel, 2b, Hollywood

Ida Tarbell, 3b, Los Angeles
Ignacio Eizaguirre, mr, on waivers
Irina Shayk, 3b, Milan
Irkalla, rp, Pusan
Isobel Campbell, sp, San Jose
Ivan Gasparovic, mr, on waivers
Iveta Radicova, ss, Brussels

J. Pierpont Morgan, lf, Pittsburgh
J. Willard Marriott, mr, Industry
Jack Swagger, rp, Stamford
Jack Szostak, cf, Stockholm
Jack Vance, rp, Broadway
Jack Williamson, cf, Brooklyn
Jacky Munaron, sp, Kratovo
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, c, Stockholm
Jafar, rp, Pittsburgh
James Graham Ballard, lf, Las Vegas
James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
James Tiptree Jr., mr, Terra
Jan Brady, c, Los Angeles
Jan Fischer, lf, Brussels
Janez Jansa, ss, Seattle
Janis Joplin, sp, Stamford/on waivers
Jar Jar Binks, 2b, on waivers
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Brussels
Jean Cocteau, 2b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jean Genet, rp, Broadway
Jean Racine, rf, on waivers
Jean-Paul Sartre, ss, on waivers
Jeannie, sp, Broadway/on waivers
Jed Clampett, ss, Los Angeles
Jeff Buckley, 1b, Kratovo
Jeff Meckstroth, cf, Las Vegas
Jello Biafra, cf, Seattle/on waivers
Jenny Lewis, rp, Seattle
Jenny McCarthy, 1b, Hollywood
Jerry "The King" Lawler, 2b, Stamford
Jim Lange, rp, Hollywood
Joanna Russ, rp, Seattle/Stamford
Joe Haldeman, cf, Brooklyn
Joey Barnes, c, Broadway
John Cena, cf, Seattle
John Crowley, mr, Brooklyn
John D. Rockefeller, ss, Kratovo
John McClane, lf, Pittsburgh
John O'Hurley, 3b, Hollywood
John Sladek, sp, Brooklyn
John Webster, ss, Broadway
Johnny Chan, rp, Las Vegas
Jon Osterman, ss, on waivers
Jonas Grumby, sp, Los Angeles
Jose Socrates, cf, Brussels
Jozef Mlynarczyk, mr, on waivers
Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
Julio Olarticoechea, ss, Pusan

Kane, ss, Stamford
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, c, Broadway
Katherine Wei-Sender, ss, Brussels/Broadway
Kelly Brook, rp, Milan
Kelly Hu, rp, Milan
Ken Masters, rp, San Jose
Kevin Pollak, mr, Hollywood
Keyser Soze, sp, Pittsburgh
Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, Pusan
Kim Deal, sp, Seattle/Stamford
Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
King Albert II, rp, Las Vegas
King C. Gillette, cf, Industry
King Carl XVI Gustaf, rp, Brussels
Knuckles the Echidna, cf, San Jose
Kofi Kingston, c, Stamford
Kostas Karamanlis, lf, on waivers
Krist Novoselic, 3b, Terra/Stamford
Kristanna Loken, 1b, Milan
Kurt Cobain, rp, Seattle

Laetitia Casta, 3b, Milan
Lamont Sanford, sp, on waivers
Larry Niven, sp, Brooklyn
Laura Bow, c, on waivers
Lech Kaczynski, mr, Brussels
Leigh Brackett, sp, Stamford
Leo Bloom, rf, Terra/on waivers
Leonidas da Silva, 2b, Kratovo
Lev Yashin, sp, Kratovo
Lewis Carroll, sp, Terra
Lewis Padgett, mr, Terra
Liam Gallagher, cf, Terra
Lillian Hellman, rf, Broadway
Lily Cole, rp, Pittsburgh
Link, 3b, San Jose
Lord British, sp, Stamford/on waivers
Lorraine Hansberry, rf, Broadway
Lothar Matthaus, c, on waivers
Lou Grant, 1b, Los Angeles
Lucidio Sentimenti, rp, Kratovo
Luigi, c, San Jose
Luigi Pirandello, rp, Broadway
Luke Skywalker, 3b, Pittsburgh

Marcia Brady, rf, Los Angeles
Mari Kiviniemi, cf, Brussels/Terra
Marilyn Manson, lf, Kratovo
Mario, 1b, on waivers
Marion Zimmer Bradley, mr, Brooklyn
Mark Rutte, 2b, Brussels/Los Angeles
Mark Twain, rp, Stamford
Mark Zuckerberg, lf, Brussels
Marty McFly, c, Pusan
Mary McAleese, sp, Brussels
Mary Richards, sp, Los Angeles
Massimo D'Alelio, 3b, Brussels
Mathias Sindelar, 2b, Kratovo
Maude Findlay, rf, Seattle
Max Planck, 2b, Stockholm
Maynard G. Krebs, 2b, Los Angeles
Meatloaf, c, Seattle
Mega Man X, sp, San Jose
Mel Brooks, rp, Terra
Men Nguyen, mr, Las Vegas
Meredith Vieira, sp, Hollywood
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, rf, Los Angeles
Michael Bishop, cf, on waivers
Michael Stipe, rf, Seattle/Terra
Mike Haggar, 3b, San Jose
Mike Harrison, cf, on waivers
Miles "Tails" Prower, c, Broadway/on waivers
Miles Kurosky, cf, Seattle
Mirah Yom Tov Zeitlyn, sp, Seattle
Mischa Barton, rp, Milan
Moby, c, Seattle
Moliere, mr, Broadway
Monty Hall, sp, Pittsburgh
Mr. Perfect, cf, Stamford
Mushu, lf, San Jose

Naomi Campbell, lf, Milan
Natalie Merchant, 1b, Stamford
Nei, rf, San Jose
Nery Pumpido, rp, Kratovo
Ness, lf, San Jose
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, mr, Los Angeles
Nicolas Sarkozy, sp, Terra
Nicole Fox, rp, Milan
Niels Finsen, rf, Stockholm
Nikolai Volkoff, 3b, Pittsburgh
Nikos Stavros, rp, on waivers
Noel Gallagher, ss, Seattle
Norman Spinrad, rf, Brooklyn

O-Ren Ishii, mr, Pittsburgh
Oldrich Nejedly, rf, Kratovo
Oleg Protasov, lf, Los Angeles
Olga Kurylenko, rf, Broadway
Omar Sharif, rf, Las Vegas
Opie Taylor, cf, Los Angeles
Oscar Wilde, sp, Broadway
Oswald Jacoby, lf, Las Vegas
Owen Hart, 3b, Stamford

Padma Lakshmi, sp, Hollywood
Pat Sajak, mr, Seattle/on waivers
Paul Bearer, rp, Stamford
Paul Krugman, 3b, Stockholm
Paul Reubens, lf, Hollywood
Paul Samuelson, mr, Stockholm
Pele, sp, Terra
Pete Rose, 1b, on waivers
Peter Marshall, sp, Hollywood
Peter Parker, c, Terra
Peter Shilton, sp, on waivers
Peter Stanchek, 3b, Terra
Peter Tomarken, rp, on waivers
Philibert Smellinckx, c, Kratovo
Philip K. Dick, sp, Kratovo
Piers Anthony Jacob, rf, Brooklyn
Pit, rp, Pittsburgh
Plamen Getov, 2b, Kratovo/on waivers
Poul Anderson, mr, on waivers
Praetor Fenix, 1b, Pusan
Protoman, rp, San Jose

Queen Margrethe II, rp, Brussels
Quinton McHale, rp, Los Angeles

Ragnar Frisch, mr, Stockholm
Ralph Willis, sp, Brooklyn
Randal Cremer, sp, on waivers
Rebecca Romijn, rp, Milan
Regis Philbin, 1b, Brussels
Remy LeBeau, ss, Brooklyn
Rey Mysterio, rf, Stamford
Rhoda Morgenstern, rp, Los Angeles
Ricardo Zamora, sp, Kratovo
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, ss, Broadway
Rinat Dasayev, rp, on waivers
Roger Wilco, 1b, Pusan
Roger Zelazny, 1b, Seattle
Roland Ironfist, sp, Pusan
Rolf, 1b, San Jose
Ronald Ross, lf, Stockholm
Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
Rudyard Kipling, rp, Stockholm
Rydia of Mist, sp, San Jose
Ryu, rp, San Jose

Sabine Auken, 1b, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, 2b, Industry
Sam Walton, lf, Industry
Samantha, rf, Los Angeles
Sami Kehela, ss, Las Vegas
Samuel Beckett, cf, Broadway
Scott Summers, 2b, Terra
Scott Weiland, 2b, Seattle
Sergei Stanishev, 2b, Kratovo
Sergio Roberto Livingstone Pohlhammer, rp, Kratovo
Seymour Cray, rp, Brussels
Sgt. Slaughter, c, Pittsburgh
Shirley Manson, rp, Seattle
Silvio Piola, ss, Kratovo
Simon Ingersoll, rf, Industry
Sir Arthur, rp, Pittsburgh
Sonic the Hedgehog, ss, San Jose
Spark, rp, Pusan
Stanislaw Lem, 2b, Brooklyn
Steven Chu, c, Stockholm
Stuart Scott, rf, Stamford
Sub-Zero, rp, San Jose
Sue Ann Nivens, sp, Los Angeles
Sully Prudhomme, rp, on waivers

Tanya Adams, rf, Pusan
Tarja Halonen, sp, Brussels
Ted Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
Ted Turner, rp, Industry
Terence, lf, Broadway
The Grand Wizard, sp, Las Vegas
The Undertaker, cf, Stamford/San Jose
Theodor Mommsen, rp, Stockholm
Theodore Lightner, c, Las Vegas
Theodore Roosevelt, lf, on waivers
Thomas A. Edison, 1b, Industry
Thomas J. Watson, sp, Industry
Thomas Mars, mr, Seattle
Tila Tequila, 1b, Hollywood
Toad, ss, Milan
Tom Bergeron, sp, Brooklyn
Tom Disch, sp, Brooklyn
Tom Steitz, 1b, Stockholm
Troy McClure, rp, Hollywood

Vaclav Klaus, mr, Industry
Valdis Dombrovskis, 3b, Brussels
Vasily Rats, rf, on waivers
Vectorman, mr, San Jose
Vernor Vinge, 3b, Los Angeles
Vi Domina, ss, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Vic Viper, rp, Pusan
Viktor Orban, ss, Brussels
Vincent Vega, rf, Pittsburgh
Virgil, rp, Stamford
Voltaire, mr, Broadway

Walter Avarelli, rf, Las Vegas
Walter Kovacs, 1b, Terra
Walter M. Miller, 2b, Brussels
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, sp, Pusan
White Mage, c, San Jose
Wild Bill Hickok, mr, Las Vegas
Wilhelm Roentgen, ss, Stockholm
Will Keith Kellogg, 3b, Industry
William Colgate, sp, Industry
William Congreve, rp, on waivers
William Tenn, sp, Terra
William Wrigley Jr., mr, Industry
Winston Churchill, rp, Stockholm
Wole Soyinka, cf, Pittsburgh
Woody Allen, rp, Terra

Xzar, 3b, on waivers

Yokozuna, ss, Stamford

Zero, cf, Brussels
Zooey Deschanel, rp, Seattle/on waivers

By position

Catchers

Ak'shel, Pusan
Ali Landry, Milan
Alis Landale, Brussels
Allen Ludden, Milan
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Brussels
Archie Bunker, Los Angeles
Cedric the Owl, Pusan
Charles Goren, Brussels
Cookie Masterson, Hollywood
Daisy Lowe, on waivers
Damon Albarn, Seattle
David E. Shaw, Industry
Earl, Brooklyn
Edgar Kaplan, Las Vegas
Ely Culbertson, Las Vegas
Emil Fischer, Stockholm
Greg Lee, Hollywood
Groucho Marx, Stamford
Hal Jordan, Terra
Howard Hughes, Industry
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, Stockholm
James Gunn, Pittsburgh
Jan Brady, Los Angeles
Joey Barnes, Broadway
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, Broadway
Kofi Kingston, Stamford
Laura Bow, on waivers
Lothar Matthaus, on waivers
Luigi, San Jose
Marty McFly, Pusan
Meatloaf, Seattle
Miles "Tails" Prower, Broadway/on waivers
Moby, Seattle
Peter Parker, Terra
Philibert Smellinckx, Kratovo
Sgt. Slaughter, Pittsburgh
Steven Chu, Stockholm
Theodore Lightner, Las Vegas
White Mage, San Jose

First Basemen

Andre the Giant, Stamford
Andy Fire, Stockholm
Ani DiFranco, on waivers
Athol Fugard, on waivers
Axe Battler, San Jose
Calin Popescu-Tariceanu, Brussels
Donald Trump, Hollywood
Jeff Buckley, Kratovo
Jenny McCarthy, Hollywood
Kristanna Loken, Milan
Lou Grant, Los Angeles
Mario, on waivers
Natalie Merchant, Stamford
Pete Rose, on waivers
Praetor Fenix, Pusan
Regis Philbin, Brussels
Roger Wilco, Pusan
Roger Zelazny, Seattle
Rolf, San Jose
Sabine Auken, Las Vegas
Thomas A. Edison, Industry
Tila Tequila, Hollywood
Tom Steitz, Stockholm
Walter Kovacs, Terra

Second Basemen

Adrian Veidt, Terra
Andrus Ansip, Brussels
Angela Merkel, on waivers
Anton Chekhov, Broadway
Bar Refaeli, Milan
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Los Angeles
Black Belt, San Jose
Carlos Slim, Industry
Commander Keen, Pusan
Crono, San Jose
Danielle Lloyd, Milan
Dorothy, Pittsburgh
Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr., Pittsburgh
Elizabeth Hurley, Milan
Eric the Unready, Pusan
Forrest Gump, Pittsburgh
Giorgio Belladonna, Las Vegas
Howie Mandel, Hollywood
Jar Jar Binks, on waivers
Jean Cocteau, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jerry "The King" Lawler, Stamford
Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
Leonidas da Silva, Kratovo
Mark Rutte, Brussels/Los Angeles
Mathias Sindelar, Kratovo
Max Planck, Stockholm
Maynard G. Krebs, Los Angeles
Plamen Getov, Kratovo/on waivers
Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, Industry
Scott Summers, Terra
Scott Weiland, Seattle
Sergei Stanishev, Kratovo
Stanislaw Lem, Brooklyn
Walter M. Miller, Brussels

Third Basemen

Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Seattle
Barry Allen, Broadway/on waivers
Ben Jonson, Broadway
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, on waivers
Buzz Lightyear, on waivers
CM Punk, Stamford/Stamford
Charles William Post, Industry
Christopher "Bluehair" Blair, Pusan
Cornelius Vanderbilt, Industry
Don Adams, on waivers
Eddie Kantar, Brooklyn
Enrico Fermi, Stockholm
Eric Murray, Seattle
Frank Perdue, Industry
Fred G. Sanford, on waivers
Fred Gitelman, Las Vegas
Fritz Leiber, Brooklyn
Gyula Szengeller, Kratovo
Ida Tarbell, Los Angeles
Irina Shayk, Milan
John O'Hurley, Hollywood
Krist Novoselic, Terra/Stamford
Laetitia Casta, Milan
Link, San Jose
Luke Skywalker, Pittsburgh
Massimo D'Alelio, Brussels
Mike Haggar, San Jose
Nikolai Volkoff, Pittsburgh
Owen Hart, Stamford
Paul Krugman, Stockholm
Peter Stanchek, Terra
Valdis Dombrovskis, Brussels
Vernor Vinge, Los Angeles
Will Keith Kellogg, Industry
Xzar, on waivers

Shortstops

Agent 99, Pittsburgh
Alfonso Ribeiro, Hollywood
Amelie Poulain, Pittsburgh
Anne McCaffrey, Brooklyn
Big Boss Man, Stamford
Cain Marko, Terra
CariDee English, on waivers
Clark Kent, Terra
David Cameron, Seattle
E. I. du Pont, Industry
Enda Kenny, Brussels
Enzo Scifo, Kratovo
Hendrik Lorentz, Stockholm
Iveta Radicova, Brussels
Janez Jansa, Seattle
Jean-Paul Sartre, on waivers
Jed Clampett, Los Angeles
John D. Rockefeller, Kratovo
John Webster, Broadway
Jon Osterman, on waivers
Julio Olarticoechea, Pusan
Kane, Stamford
Katherine Wei-Sender, Brussels/Broadway
Noel Gallagher, Seattle
Remy LeBeau, Brooklyn
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, Broadway
Sami Kehela, Las Vegas
Silvio Piola, Kratovo
Sonic the Hedgehog, San Jose
Toad, Milan
Vi Domina, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Viktor Orban, Brussels
Wilhelm Roentgen, Stockholm
Yokozuna, Stamford

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Alex Trebek, on waivers
Art Linkletter, Hollywood
Boris Grebenshchikov, Seattle
Bruce Banner, Terra
Dan Dreiberg, Terra
Dimitris Christofias, Hollywood
Dobie Gillis, Los Angeles
Eugene O'Neill, Broadway
Fulvio Fantoni, Las Vegas
Gilad Anni-Padda, Terra
Harry Harrison, Brooklyn
Hilary Rhoda, Milan
Horst Hrubesch, Kratovo
J. Pierpont Morgan, Pittsburgh
James Graham Ballard, Las Vegas
Jan Fischer, Brussels
John McClane, Pittsburgh
Kien "Bossman" Chen, Pusan
Kostas Karamanlis, on waivers
Marilyn Manson, Kratovo
Mark Zuckerberg, Brussels
Mushu, San Jose
Naomi Campbell, Milan
Ness, San Jose
Oleg Protasov, Los Angeles
Oswald Jacoby, Las Vegas
Paul Reubens, Hollywood
Ronald Ross, Stockholm
Sam Walton, Industry
Terence, Broadway
Theodore Roosevelt, on waivers

Center Fielders

Adolphus Busch, Industry
Aldous Huxley, Pusan
Alvy Singer, Pittsburgh
Beatrix Kiddo, on waivers
Ben Bailey, Hollywood
Brandon Flowers, Seattle
Bret Michaels, on waivers
Carolyn Murphy, Milan
Cindy Crawford, Milan
David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
Edge, on waivers
Emil von Behring, Stockholm
Emily Haines, Hollywood
Erdrick, San Jose
Gavin Rossdale, Terra
George Westinghouse, Industry
Giuseppe Meazza, Kratovo
Griswold the Blacksmith, Pusan
Henrik Ibsen, Broadway
Hillary Tickingclock, on waivers
Jack Szostak, Stockholm
Jack Williamson, Brooklyn
Jeff Meckstroth, Las Vegas
Jello Biafra, Seattle/on waivers
Joe Haldeman, Brooklyn
John Cena, Seattle
Jose Socrates, Brussels
King C. Gillette, Industry
Knuckles the Echidna, San Jose
Liam Gallagher, Terra
Mari Kiviniemi, Brussels/Terra
Michael Bishop, on waivers
Mike Harrison, on waivers
Miles Kurosky, Seattle
Mr. Perfect, Stamford
Opie Taylor, Los Angeles
Samuel Beckett, Broadway
The Undertaker, Stamford/San Jose
Wole Soyinka, Pittsburgh
Zero, Brussels

Right Fielders

Adriana Lima, Milan
Alfie Bester, Brooklyn/on waivers
Andrew Carnegie, Industry
Arthur Dent, Pusan
Arthur Miller, Broadway
Avram Davidson, Brooklyn
Beck Hansen, Seattle
Boyko Borisov, Hollywood
Brian Cowen, on waivers
Chairman Kaga, Hollywood
Eric Rodwell, Las Vegas
Fighter, San Jose
Gediminas Kirkilas, Pittsburgh
George Alec Effinger, Brooklyn
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Brussels
Jean Racine, on waivers
Leo Bloom, Terra/on waivers
Lillian Hellman, Broadway
Lorraine Hansberry, Broadway
Marcia Brady, Los Angeles
Maude Findlay, Seattle
Michael "Meathead" Stivic, Los Angeles
Michael Stipe, Seattle/Terra
Nei, San Jose
Niels Finsen, Stockholm
Norman Spinrad, Brooklyn
Oldrich Nejedly, Kratovo
Olga Kurylenko, Broadway
Omar Sharif, Las Vegas
Piers Anthony Jacob, Brooklyn
Rey Mysterio, Stamford
Samantha, Los Angeles
Simon Ingersoll, Industry
Stuart Scott, Stamford
Tanya Adams, Pusan
Vasily Rats, on waivers
Vincent Vega, Pittsburgh
Walter Avarelli, Las Vegas

Starting Pitchers

Ahmad Rashad, Hollywood
Albert Gobat, Stockholm
Alfred P. Sloan, Industry
Alice Norton, Brooklyn/on waivers
Amber Lancaster, Milan
Anne Robinson, Broadway
Antal Szabo, Kratovo
August Wilson, Broadway
Barack Obama, Industry
Barry N. Malzberg, Brooklyn
Benjamin Willis, Brussels
Bertha von Suttner, Stockholm
Black Mage, San Jose/Stamford
Boba Fett, Broadway
Bronislaw Komorowski, Seattle/Terra
Bubba Ray Dudley, Stamford/on waivers
Carmen Electra, Milan
Catherine Ironfist, Pusan
Christian Wulff, Seattle
Connie Willis, Seattle
Conrad Hilton, Industry
Cruella De Vil, Pittsburgh
Darth Vader, Pittsburgh
Denise Richards, Milan
Dogmeat, Pusan
Donkey Kong, Terra/on waivers
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
Dr. Seuss, Seattle
Ecco the Dolphin, San Jose
Elie Ducommun, Stockholm
Elsa Benitez, Milan
Fall-From-Grace, Pusan
Frances Bean Cobain, Seattle
Frank Sechehaye, on waivers
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Stockholm
Garry Kasparov, Las Vegas
Ginger Grant, Stockholm
Gioachino Greco, Las Vegas
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Grand Duke Jean, Stamford
Guy Smiley, Hollywood
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Isobel Campbell, San Jose
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
Janis Joplin, Stamford/on waivers
Jeannie, Broadway/on waivers
John Sladek, Brooklyn
Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
Keyser Soze, Pittsburgh
Kim Deal, Seattle/Stamford
Lamont Sanford, on waivers
Larry Niven, Brooklyn
Leigh Brackett, Stamford
Lev Yashin, Kratovo
Lewis Carroll, Terra
Lord British, Stamford/on waivers
Mary McAleese, Brussels
Mary Richards, Los Angeles
Mega Man X, San Jose
Meredith Vieira, Hollywood
Mirah Yom Tov Zeitlyn, Seattle
Monty Hall, Pittsburgh
Nicolas Sarkozy, Terra
Oscar Wilde, Broadway
Padma Lakshmi, Hollywood
Pele, Terra
Peter Marshall, Hollywood
Peter Shilton, on waivers
Philip K. Dick, Kratovo
Ralph Willis, Brooklyn
Randal Cremer, on waivers
Ricardo Zamora, Kratovo
Roland Ironfist, Pusan
Rydia of Mist, San Jose
Sue Ann Nivens, Los Angeles
Tarja Halonen, Brussels
Ted Baxter, Los Angeles
The Grand Wizard, Las Vegas
Thomas J. Watson, Industry
Tom Bergeron, Brooklyn
Tom Disch, Brooklyn
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, Pusan
William Colgate, Industry
William Tenn, Terra

Middle Relievers

Arnold Badjou, Kratovo/Brooklyn
Bomberman, San Jose
Bushwhacker Butch, Stamford
Charlie Mars, Seattle/on waivers
Colin Mochrie, Hollywood
Corak, Pusan
Cordwainer Smith, Terra
Cyrus McCormick, Pittsburgh
Dr. Robert Hartley, Los Angeles
Erin Heatherton, Milan
Forrest Mars, Los Angeles
Freddy Krueger, Stamford
George Abela, Brussels
George Orwell, on waivers
Heinz Fischer, Broadway
Henry Durant, Stockholm
Ignacio Eizaguirre, on waivers
Ivan Gasparovic, on waivers
J. Willard Marriott, Industry
James Tiptree Jr., Terra
John Crowley, Brooklyn
Jozef Mlynarczyk, on waivers
Kevin Pollak, Hollywood
Lech Kaczynski, Brussels
Lewis Padgett, Terra
Marion Zimmer Bradley, Brooklyn
Men Nguyen, Las Vegas
Moliere, Broadway
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, Los Angeles
O-Ren Ishii, Pittsburgh
Pat Sajak, Seattle/on waivers
Paul Samuelson, Stockholm
Poul Anderson, on waivers
Ragnar Frisch, Stockholm
Thomas Mars, Seattle
Vaclav Klaus, Industry
Vectorman, San Jose
Voltaire, Broadway
Wild Bill Hickok, Las Vegas
William Wrigley Jr., Industry

Relief Pitchers

Alanis Morissette, Kratovo
Albert Brooks, Terra
Albert Rust, Kratovo
Algisto Lorenzato, Kratovo
Bertolt Brecht, Broadway
Bill Cullen, Brussels
Bjornstjerne Bjornson, Stockholm
Brian Aldiss, Brooklyn
Candice Swanepoel, Milan
Chip Delany, Brooklyn
Chris Moneymaker, Las Vegas
Coco Chanel, Industry
D-Von Dudley, Stamford/on waivers
Dino Zoff, Kratovo
Doctor Blood, Pusan
Elaine Marley, Pusan
Emanuel Lasker, Las Vegas
Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo
Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
Flavor Flav, Hollywood
Frantisek Planicka, on waivers
Frederic Mistral, on waivers
Gene Wolfe, Brooklyn
Gilligan, Los Angeles
Guy Fieri, Hollywood
Harlan Ellison, on waivers
Hawkslayer, Pusan
Irkalla, Pusan
Jack Swagger, Stamford
Jack Vance, Broadway
Jafar, Pittsburgh
Jean Genet, Broadway
Jenny Lewis, Seattle
Jim Lange, Hollywood
Joanna Russ, Seattle/Stamford
Johnny Chan, Las Vegas
Kelly Brook, Milan
Kelly Hu, Milan
Ken Masters, San Jose
Kim Gordon, Seattle
King Albert II, Las Vegas
King Carl XVI Gustaf, Brussels
Kurt Cobain, Seattle
Lily Cole, Pittsburgh
Lucidio Sentimenti, Kratovo
Luigi Pirandello, Broadway
Mark Twain, Stamford
Mel Brooks, Terra
Mischa Barton, Milan
Nery Pumpido, Kratovo
Nicole Fox, Milan
Nikos Stavros, on waivers
Paul Bearer, Stamford
Peter Tomarken, on waivers
Pit, Pittsburgh
Protoman, San Jose
Queen Margrethe II, Brussels
Quinton McHale, Los Angeles
Rebecca Romijn, Milan
Rhoda Morgenstern, Los Angeles
Rinat Dasayev, on waivers
Rudyard Kipling, Stockholm
Ryu, San Jose
Sergio Roberto Livingstone Pohlhammer, Kratovo
Seymour Cray, Brussels
Shirley Manson, Seattle
Sir Arthur, Pittsburgh
Spark, Pusan
Sub-Zero, San Jose
Sully Prudhomme, on waivers
Ted Turner, Industry
Theodor Mommsen, Stockholm
Troy McClure, Hollywood
Vic Viper, Pusan
Virgil, Stamford
William Congreve, on waivers
Winston Churchill, Stockholm
Woody Allen, Terra
Zooey Deschanel, Seattle/on waivers