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SimBase Players, Year 91

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2 Chainz, rf, Compton

AC Green, rf, on waivers
Aaron Copland, rp, Circus
Absalom, sp, Tel Aviv
Adolphe Pegoud, rp, Canaveral
Adut Akech, sp, Milan
Adwoa Aboah, rp, Milan
Agrus Kos, 2b, Multiverse
Alala, rf, Arkham
Albatross!, 1b, on waivers
Alberto Santos-Dumont, rp, Canaveral
Alex Burriss, ss, Cyberspace
Alex Dario Aguinaga Garzon, c, Kratovo
Alexa Chung, sp, Milan
Allie Ayers, sp, Milan
Amare Stoudemire, sp, on waivers
Amy Pond, lf, Compton
Amy Smart, rp, Milan
Andrei Tupolev, rp, Canaveral
Andrew Garfield, sp, Los Angeles
Angus Mackenzie, 1b, Multiverse
Anna Kendrick, ss, Gallifrey
Annie Easton, rp, Seattle
Archimedes, 3b, Circus
Ariel, cf, Stratford
Arthur, sp, Paddington
Arthur Gopnik, rp, Tel Aviv
Arturo Fonzarelli, rp, Kratovo
Asa Romson, lf, Sao Paulo
Ashildr, sp, Gallifrey
Ashley Clements, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Ashley Eckstein, ss, Seattle
Atilla Freska, lf, San Jose
Atlach-Nacha, rp, Arkham
Aubrey Graham, sp, Tel Aviv
Azmodan, c, Gallifrey

B'gnu-Thun, 2b, Arkham
Babar, rp, on waivers
Bad Wolf, sp, Gallifrey
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, rf, Canaveral
Basatan, rp, Arkham
Beanie Sigel, c, Compton/Los Angeles
Beatrice Horseman, c, Hollywoo
Ben Best, sp, Seattle
Benvolio, ss, Stratford
Beto O'Rourke, mr, Multiverse
Big Boi, sp, Gallifrey
Bill Burr, rp, Sao Paulo/Sao Paulo
Billie Eilish, rp, Seattle
Billie-Jo Skeleton, cf, San Jose
Birdman, rf, Compton
Black Sheep, 3b, on waivers
Black Thought, lf, Compton
Blanca Padilla, c, on waivers
Brad Friedel, rp, Los Angeles
Bradley Hitler-Smith, 1b, Hollywoo
Brendan Canning, rp, Milan
Brent Leroy, 3b, Los Angeles
Brian Shaw, c, Paddington
Bruce Campbell, cf, Sao Paulo
Bucky Pizzarelli, c, Milan
Butterscotch Horseman, rp, Hollywoo
Byatis, c, Arkham/on waivers
Byron Scott, ss, Baltimore

Caius Ligarius, sp, Stratford
Cameo Crispi, mr, San Jose
Candy Button Disco, sp, San Jose
Captain Peanutbutter, sp, Stratford
Cara Taylor, cf, Compton
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 3b, Gallifrey
Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, sp, Sao Paulo
Caroline Kennedy, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Casey Neistat, sp, Cyberspace
Celestial Colonnade, rp, Multiverse
Census Johnston, 1b, San Jose
Chandra North, 1b, on waivers
Chardonnay Beaver, cf, on waivers
Charlotte Moore, rp, Hollywoo
Chiwetel Ejiofor, 1b, Sao Paulo
Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 2b, San Jose
Chris Eccleston, rp, Gallifrey
Christopher Turk, c, Los Angeles
Chutimon Chuengcharoensukying, c, Milan
Cicero, rp, Stratford
Cinderella, ss, Stratford
Cody Ko, c, Cyberspace
Colin "Bomber" Harris, c, Circus
Colyn Cameron, c, Seattle
Cominius, cf, Stratford
Confucius, 2b, Circus
Copernicus, cf, Hollywoo
Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, cf, Hollywoo
Cory Phast Lane, lf, San Jose
Cow Jumping Over the Moon, lf, Los Angeles
Crackerjack Sugarman, 2b, Gallifrey
Crackling Drake, 3b, Seattle/on waivers
Craig Benzine, rp, Cyberspace
Crocodile, sp, Paddington
Cthaat, mr, Arkham/Seattle
Cthugha, 3b, Arkham/Sao Paulo
Cuauhtemoc Blanco Bravo, rf, Kratovo
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, cf, Arkham

Da Brat, lf, on waivers
Dakkon Blackblade, rp, Compton
Dan Auerbach, cf, Seattle/on waivers
Dan Majerle, 1b, on waivers
Daniel Gygax, lf, Sao Paulo
Daniela Braga, 3b, Milan/on waivers
Danitha Capashen, rp, on waivers
Danny Pink, cf, Gallifrey
David Beckham, rf, Kratovo
David Ben-Gurion, 1b, Tel Aviv
David Dobrík, 3b, Gallifrey
David Gray, sp, Stratford
David Seaman, sp, Kratovo
David Trezeguet, lf, Compton/Sao Paulo
Deepika Padukone, sp, Milan
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, sp, Milan
Denholm Elliott, rf, Paddington
Derek Fisher, sp, Baltimore
Derek Trotter, rp, Seattle
Devyn Abdullah, lf, on waivers
Diane Nguyen, mr, Hollywoo
Dianna Agron, sp, Kratovo/Seattle
Diego Forlan Corazo, 3b, on waivers
Doctor Cornelius, 2b, Paddington
Doge of Venice, rp, Arkham
Domri Rade, sp, Multiverse
Dr. Kim Nazi, rp, San Jose
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, sp, San Jose
Dr. Trent Artichoker, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Winston, sp, Circus
Drake Bell, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Duriel, lf, Gallifrey

Eaters of the Light, rp, Gallifrey
Edina Monsoon, rp, Los Angeles
Edmund Blackadder, rf, Los Angeles
Edmund Pevensie, rp, Paddington
Ei'lor, sp, Arkham
Elgin Baylor, sp, Baltimore
Elizabeth Turner, cf, Milan
Elle Mills, sp, on waivers
Elliot Reid, lf, Los Angeles
Emanuel Swedenborg, rp, on waivers
Emile Hirsch, ss, on waivers
Emmy Rossum, cf, Tel Aviv
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, sp, Multiverse
Enrico Forlanini, lf, Canaveral
Eric the Fish, 1b, Circus
Eric the Half-Bee, lf, Circus
Esther, c, Arkham
Etepsed Egnis, rp, Arkham
Eugene Lee Yang, cf, Cyberspace
Eugene Levy, ss, Tel Aviv

Fabio Cannavaro, sp, on waivers
Fabolous, sp, Compton
Face of Boe, lf, on waivers
Fan Zhiyi, mr, Sao Paulo
Father Bear, 2b, Paddington/Sao Paulo
Fblthp the Lost, mr, on waivers
Feather the Redeemed, mr, Compton
Feste, sp, Stratford
Firesong and Sunspeaker, 3b, Multiverse
Fleabag, sp, Los Angeles
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Sao Paulo
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, sp, on waivers
Foxy Brown, ss, on waivers
Francesco Lana de Terzi, c, Canaveral
Francesco Totti, cf, Kratovo
Francis Flute, 1b, Stratford
Freddie Wong, 2b, Cyberspace
Freeway, mr, Multiverse

Garza Zol, cf, Milan
General Booty, ss, San Jose
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, sp, Circus
George Cayley, ss, Canaveral
George Mikan, cf, Baltimore
Georgia Gibbs, mr, Milan
Gerald Wallace, cf, Baltimore
Ghadamon, 1b, on waivers
Ghatanothoa, mr, Arkham
Ghisguth, ss, Circus
Gi-Hoveg, lf, Arkham
Ginger Baker, rp, Seattle
Glaaki, rf, Arkham
Gleeth, lf, Kratovo
Glen Matthews, ss, Cyberspace
Glen Power, c, Seattle
Gloon, cf, Arkham
Gog-Hoor, 2b, Arkham
Gol-goroth, ss, on waivers
Golda Meir, sp, on waivers
Goneril, lf, Stratford
Gosta Dirk, lf, on waivers
Gottfried Leibnitz, cf, Stratford
Grace Elizabeth, mr, Milan
Greg Kurstin, lf, Seattle
Gtuhanai, ss, Arkham
Gurathnaka, sp, Arkham
Gustave Whitehead, ss, Canaveral
Gzxtyos, rp, Arkham

Haiogh-Yai, rp, Arkham
Hakan Loob, 2b, Milan
Hamilton Leithauser, cf, Seattle
Hannah Hart, sp, Cyberspace
Happy Hairston, ss, Baltimore
Hastur, sp, Arkham
Hector Macho Camacho, 1b, San Jose
Henrietta Platchkey, rp, Hollywoo
Henrik Lundqvist, sp, Canaveral
Henry Winkler, rp, on waivers
Heraclitus, sp, Circus
Herb Kazzaz, 3b, Hollywoo
Hiram Maxim, sp, Canaveral
Holly Kiser, rf, Milan
Hugo, lf, Baltimore
Hugo Junkers, lf, Canaveral
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, cf, Milan
Humpty Dumpty, rp, on waivers
Hziulquoigmnzhah, rp, Arkham

I Made Mangku Pastika, 3b, San Jose
Ike Broflovski, c, Tel Aviv
Iker Casillas, sp, Kratovo
Immanuel Kant, rp, Circus
Imperius, 3b, on waivers
Inara George, c, Seattle
Inspector Flying Fox, cf, Circus
Inspector Leopard, cf, Circus
Irving Jannings, cf, on waivers
Iyonna Fairbanks, sp, Stratford

J. D. Salinger, 3b, Tel Aviv
J.J. Abrams, rp, on waivers
Ja Rule, 3b, Circus
Jack Spratt, 1b, Paddington
Jacques-Étienne Montgolfier, rp, Canaveral
Jamaal Wilkes, c, Baltimore
James Charles Dickinson, cf, Cyberspace
James Cromwell, 2b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
James Worthy, sp, Baltimore
Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, rf, San Jose
Jasmine Squirrel, rp, San Jose
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, sp, Canaveral
Jeff Baxter, rp, Canaveral
Jeff Beck, sp, Seattle
Jeff Mangum, 3b, Hollywoo
Jeff Pearce, 2b, Los Angeles
Jeff Tweedy, 1b, Los Angeles
Jennifer Connelly, sp, Tel Aviv
Jennifer Hall, rf, Sao Paulo
Jens Jeremies, c, Kratovo
Jermaine Dupri, rp, Compton
Jerry West, rp, Baltimore
Jerusalem Monday, rf, Tel Aviv
Jessa Johansson, rp, Multiverse
Jiang Yanggu, ss, Multiverse
Jim Levenstein, lf, Tel Aviv
Jim Morrison, ss, Circus
Jimmy Wong, rf, on waivers
Jizyah Shorts, sp, San Jose
Jo March, 1b, on waivers
Jochebed, 3b, Tel Aviv
Joe L'Official, 3b, San Jose
Joey King, cf, Sao Paulo/Gallifrey
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, ss, Circus
John Dorian, rp, Kratovo
John Noble, 1b, Sao Paulo
John Pizzarelli, 2b, Sao Paulo
Jon Favreau, mr, Tel Aviv
Jon Glaser, rp, Stratford
Jonathan Anomaly, 3b, San Jose
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, 3b, Stratford
Josh Chan, c, Los Angeles/on waivers
Josh Gad, rp, on waivers
Joshua, lf, Gallifrey/on waivers
Josie Canseco, c, Milan
Joylord Gumbie, sp, San Jose
Judah Akers, sp, Seattle
Judith Gopnik, rp, Tel Aviv
Judith the Scourge Diva, lf, Multiverse
June Carter Cash, rp, Seattle/on waivers
Juvenile, 1b, Compton

Kaalut, 1b, Arkham
Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, sp, Paddington
Kemba Walker, sp, Baltimore
Kenny F. Powers, sp, Los Angeles
Kevin Johnson, cf, Arkham
King Cole, c, Cyberspace
King Miraz, sp, Paddington
Kobe Bryant, sp, Baltimore
Kuro Takhasomi, sp, Cyberspace
Kurt Hugo Schneider, rf, Cyberspace
Kyle Carson, 3b, Seattle
Kyle MacDonald, cf, Cyberspace

Lacey Burrows, sp, Los Angeles
Lady Gaga, sp, on waivers
Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, 3b, Canaveral
Lamar Odom, ss, Baltimore
Landon Donovan, lf, Kratovo
Larry Gopnik, lf, Tel Aviv
Larry Nightingale, rp, Gallifrey
Laser Kaplan, mr, Tel Aviv
Lavinia Azorius Renegade, lf, Multiverse
Leandro Barbosa, cf, Sao Paulo
Lenny Turteltaub, sp, Hollywoo
Leon Uris, 2b, Tel Aviv
Lepidus, rp, Stratford
Levi, cf, Tel Aviv
Lew Alcindor, rp, Baltimore
Lil Romeo, cf, Compton
Lil Wayne, 2b, Compton
Linda Zwordling, rf, Gallifrey
Little Bear, 2b, Sao Paulo
Lorenzo, rp, Stratford
Lou Reed, rp, Tel Aviv
Lucy Pevensie, sp, Paddington
Ludwig Wittgenstein, c, Circus
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, rp, Kratovo
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo, lf, Los Angeles
Lydia Hearst, sp, Compton
Lyra Dawnbringer, rp, Multiverse

MC Hammer, 2b, Seattle/on waivers
MC Serch, rf, Los Angeles
MF Doom, 3b, Compton
Mac Dre, rp, Gallifrey
Magic Johnson, cf, Baltimore
Majed Abdullah, rf, Stratford
Malvolio, c, Stratford
Malygos, mr, Circus
Mannie Fresh, sp, Compton
Marco Materazzi, rp, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, rp, Kratovo
Mark Sheehan, sp, Hollywoo
Marnie Michaels, cf, Los Angeles
Marshmello, rp, Hollywoo
Mary Magdalene, 1b, Tel Aviv
Mason Cook, c, Sao Paulo
Mason Ramsey, rp, Cyberspace
Massacre Girl, cf, Multiverse
Master P, mr, Compton
Matt Drudge, cf, on waivers
Matt Smith, cf, Gallifrey
Matthew Fox, c, Hollywoo
Matthew Piers Watt Boulton, mr, Seattle
Matthew Ward, cf, Seattle
McGruff the Crime Dog, rp, Hollywoo
Meg March, ss, Sao Paulo
Melanie Laurent, 3b, Los Angeles
Merieke Ri Berit, 2b, Multiverse
Metta World Peace, cf, Baltimore
Michael Bay, rp, Tel Aviv
Michael Cooper, c, Baltimore
Michael Jackson, ss, Milan
Michelangelo, rp, Circus
Michelle Khare, 2b, Cyberspace
Michiko Konda, 2b, Multiverse
Mikhail Varshavski, lf, Cyberspace
Mile Sterjovski, ss, Paddington
Miraculous Powers, sp, San Jose
Miranda Lambert, cf, Seattle/Gallifrey
Miss Clavel, rf, on waivers
Miss Muffet, c, Seattle
Missy Elliott, ss, Compton
Mitch Kupchak, cf, Baltimore
Montero Lamar Hill, mr, Cyberspace
Mos Def, 2b, Compton
Moth, 2b, Stratford
Mother Bear, ss, Paddington/Milan
Mother Goose, ss, Paddington
Mowu Loyal Companion, 1b, Multiverse
Mr. Akwekwe, 1b, Circus
Mr. Bean, rp, Los Angeles/Compton
Mr. Beaver, lf, Paddington
Mr. Peanutbutter, lf, Hollywoo
Mrs. Conclusion, rf, Circus
Mrs. Premise, cf, Milan
Mu Yanling, lf, Multiverse
Muradin Bronzebeard, cf, Gallifrey/on waivers
Murphy Lee, 1b, Compton
Mychal Thompson, lf, Baltimore
Mystikal, 2b, Compton/Kratovo
Márton Stromgald, mr, on waivers

Nadia Vulvokov, sp, Los Angeles
Nakata Hidetoshi, rf, Kratovo
Nala the cat, 3b, Cyberspace
Nardole, sp, Gallifrey/Compton
Naru Meha, c, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Nas, 2b, Gallifrey
Nelly, rp, Compton
Nelson Bighetti, sp, Los Angeles
Neltharion, rp, Gallifrey
Nikabrik, ss, Paddington
Noah Levenstein, rp, Tel Aviv
Norm Nixon, sp, Baltimore
Nyarlathotep, c, Arkham

Odette Anabelle, rf, Sao Paulo
Odric Lunarch Marshal, cf, Multiverse
Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, c, Hollywoo
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, rp, Kratovo
Oliver Kahn, rp, Multiverse
Olivia, ss, Canaveral
Oozi Cats, rp, San Jose
Orsino, 2b, Kratovo
Oscar Leroy, sp, Los Angeles
Osgood, 3b, Gallifrey
Othmar Garithos, 1b, Circus/on waivers
Othuyeg, ss, Arkham
Otto Lilienthal, rf, Canaveral
Overmind, cf, on waivers

Pascal Zuberbuhler, rp, Kratovo
Patsy Stone, rp, Compton
Paul Schneider, rf, Sao Paulo
Paul Vasquez, sp, Cyberspace
Paul Westerberg, sp, Seattle
Pavel Bure, rp, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, rp, Canaveral
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, lf, Kratovo
Penny Nickel, rp, on waivers
Peter Lovenkrands, 2b, Kratovo
Peter Pevensie, 3b, Paddington
Peter the Goatherd, rf, Milan
Petr Cech, rp, Kratovo
Phil Myman, rp, Los Angeles
Philostrate, lf, Stratford
Pickles Aplenty, sp, Seattle/on waivers
Pierluigi Pizzaballa, rp, Kratovo
Pinky Penguin, lf, Hollywoo
Piper Laurie, 2b, Tel Aviv
Prime Speaker Vannifar, c, Multiverse
Prince Caspian, rf, Paddington
Prospero, lf, on waivers

Quentin Tarantulino, rp, Hollywoo

Rachel Hilbert, mr, Milan
Rachel Weisz, sp, Tel Aviv
Raine Michaels, rf, Seattle
Rakka Mar, rf, Multiverse
Ralph Stilton, c, Cyberspace
Rasputin Dreamweaver, rf, on waivers
Red Riding Hood, sp, Gallifrey
Reepicheep, 2b, Paddington
Reverend Hobbit Forrest, sp, on waivers
Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, rp, San Jose
Rianne van Rompaey, lf, Milan
Richard Hendricks, rp, Los Angeles
Richard Tyler Blevins, rf, Cyberspace
Rick Fox, 3b, Baltimore
Ritchie Osbourne, 2b, Hollywoo
Riven Turnbull, c, Multiverse
River Song, sp, Cyberspace
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, rp, Multiverse
Rob McElhenney, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Rob Norris, rp, Gallifrey
Robbie Tripp, ss, Paddington
Robert Horry, rp, Baltimore
Robin Holtzken, 3b, Milan
Robin Starveling, rf, Stratford
Roland Garros, cf, Canaveral
Roman Hamrlík, c, Canaveral
Ron Funches, rp, Sao Paulo/Circus
Rory Williams, sp, Gallifrey
Rufus Wainwright, c, Seattle
Ruslan Nigmatullin, sp, Baltimore
Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, 1b, Hollywoo
Ryan Kaji, rf, Cyberspace

Sabiha Gökçen, cf, Canaveral
Safiya Nygaard, rp, Cyberspace
Salami Blessing, ss, San Jose
Sam Fox, cf, Paddington
Sam Tsui, sp, Paddington
Sami Abdullah Al-Jaber, 2b, Kratovo
Samuel Pierpont Langley, rp, Canaveral
Sara Bareilles, ss, Seattle
Sarah Jane Smith, cf, Gallifrey/Seattle
Sasha Alsberg, sp, on waivers
Scott Wolf, lf, Hollywoo
Sebastian Cesario, c, Stratford
Sebastian St. Clair, ss, Hollywoo
Sedmelluq, sp, Arkham
Selma Blair, rp, Tel Aviv
Shaka Hislop, rp, Kratovo
Shaquille O'Neal, sp, Baltimore
Sharon Morris, ss, Compton
Shigeru Miyamoto, mr, on waivers
Shoshanna Shapiro, ss, on waivers
Simon Burke, ss, Los Angeles
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, rp, Stratford
Sir Toby Belch, sp, Stratford
Slater Martin, c, Baltimore
Slimefoot the Stowaway, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Smush Parker, lf, Baltimore
Snoop Dogg, sp, Sao Paulo
Socrates, sp, Circus
Sram Senior Edificer, mr, Multiverse
St. Thomas Aquinas, sp, Circus
Stan Mikita, sp, Circus
Steele Fortress, rf, San Jose
Stefani Stilton, mr, Hollywoo
Steve Nash, rp, Baltimore
Steven Lim, rp, Cyberspace
Stingray Liotta, 1b, Hollywoo
Stipe Pletikosa, sp, on waivers
Stoneforge Mystic, cf, Multiverse
Surender Nada, cf, San Jose
Susan Pevensie, mr, Paddington
Sy Ableman, c, Tel Aviv
Syncere Friends, 1b, San Jose

T.I., c, Compton
Tajic Legions Edge, 2b, Multiverse
Talib Kweli, sp, Compton
Tanya Mityushina, mr, on waivers
Tara Fares, lf, Milan
Tasha Tilberg, rp, Milan
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, c, San Jose
Ted Crisp, rp, Los Angeles
Teemu Selanne, mr, Sao Paulo
Tennessee Thomas, 3b, Seattle
The Green God, ss, Arkham
The Grinch, rp, Sao Paulo
The Haunt of Hightower, ss, Compton
The Professor, 1b, Paddington
The Silence, rp, Gallifrey
The White Witch, c, on waivers
Theodor Herzl, mr, on waivers
Tiberius, 3b, Sao Paulo
Tichondrius, rf, Gallifrey
Tiger Lily, 2b, Paddington
Tim Cahill, rf, Kratovo
Tippi Hedren, ss, Sao Paulo
Tito Livio Burattini, 1b, Canaveral
Titus Andronicus, 1b, Stratford
Titus Lartius, sp, Paddington
Todd Chavez, rp, Los Angeles
Tom DeLonge, 1b, Cyberspace
Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, rf, Hollywoo
Tom Meighan, 2b, Los Angeles
Tom Morello, lf, Seattle
Traian Vuia, 3b, Canaveral
Trumpkin, rp, Paddington
Tullus Aufidius, rp, Circus
Tumnus, ss, Paddington
Twista, 1b, Sao Paulo
Tyronn Lue, c, on waivers

Verix Bladewing, rp, Sao Paulo
Veronica Palmer, 3b, Canaveral
Veronica Varekova, 2b, on waivers
Vincent Adultman, 2b, Hollywoo
Viola, ss, Stratford
Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, cf, Circus
Vladimir Kokkinaki, 3b, Canaveral
Voltaire Casino, rp, Seattle
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, rp, Kratovo

Walter Centeno Corea, ss, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Weeping Angel, sp, Gallifrey
Widow Douglas, sp, on waivers
William Shatner, rp, Tel Aviv

Y'golonac, 1b, Arkham
Yang Chen, cf, on waivers

Zac Efron, sp, on waivers
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, ss, Cyberspace

By position

Catchers

Alex Dario Aguinaga Garzon, Kratovo
Azmodan, Gallifrey
Beanie Sigel, Compton/Los Angeles
Beatrice Horseman, Hollywoo
Blanca Padilla, on waivers
Brian Shaw, Paddington
Bucky Pizzarelli, Milan
Byatis, Arkham/on waivers
Christopher Turk, Los Angeles
Chutimon Chuengcharoensukying, Milan
Cody Ko, Cyberspace
Colin "Bomber" Harris, Circus
Colyn Cameron, Seattle
Esther, Arkham
Francesco Lana de Terzi, Canaveral
Glen Power, Seattle
Ike Broflovski, Tel Aviv
Inara George, Seattle
Jamaal Wilkes, Baltimore
Jens Jeremies, Kratovo
Josh Chan, Los Angeles/on waivers
Josie Canseco, Milan
King Cole, Cyberspace
Ludwig Wittgenstein, Circus
Malvolio, Stratford
Mason Cook, Sao Paulo
Matthew Fox, Hollywoo
Michael Cooper, Baltimore
Miss Muffet, Seattle
Naru Meha, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Nyarlathotep, Arkham
Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, Hollywoo
Prime Speaker Vannifar, Multiverse
Ralph Stilton, Cyberspace
Riven Turnbull, Multiverse
Roman Hamrlík, Canaveral
Rufus Wainwright, Seattle
Sebastian Cesario, Stratford
Slater Martin, Baltimore
Sy Ableman, Tel Aviv
T.I., Compton
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, San Jose
The White Witch, on waivers
Tyronn Lue, on waivers

First Basemen

Albatross!, on waivers
Angus Mackenzie, Multiverse
Bradley Hitler-Smith, Hollywoo
Census Johnston, San Jose
Chandra North, on waivers
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Sao Paulo
Dan Majerle, on waivers
David Ben-Gurion, Tel Aviv
Dr. Trent Artichoker, San Jose
Eric the Fish, Circus
Francis Flute, Stratford
Ghadamon, on waivers
Hector Macho Camacho, San Jose
Jack Spratt, Paddington
Jeff Tweedy, Los Angeles
Jo March, on waivers
John Noble, Sao Paulo
Juvenile, Compton
Kaalut, Arkham
Mary Magdalene, Tel Aviv
Mowu Loyal Companion, Multiverse
Mr. Akwekwe, Circus
Murphy Lee, Compton
Othmar Garithos, Circus/on waivers
Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, Hollywoo
Stingray Liotta, Hollywoo
Syncere Friends, San Jose
The Professor, Paddington
Tito Livio Burattini, Canaveral
Titus Andronicus, Stratford
Tom DeLonge, Cyberspace
Twista, Sao Paulo
Y'golonac, Arkham

Second Basemen

Agrus Kos, Multiverse
B'gnu-Thun, Arkham
Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, San Jose
Confucius, Circus
Crackerjack Sugarman, Gallifrey
Doctor Cornelius, Paddington
Father Bear, Paddington/Sao Paulo
Freddie Wong, Cyberspace
Gog-Hoor, Arkham
Hakan Loob, Milan
James Cromwell, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Jeff Pearce, Los Angeles
John Pizzarelli, Sao Paulo
Leon Uris, Tel Aviv
Lil Wayne, Compton
Little Bear, Sao Paulo
MC Hammer, Seattle/on waivers
Merieke Ri Berit, Multiverse
Michelle Khare, Cyberspace
Michiko Konda, Multiverse
Mos Def, Compton
Moth, Stratford
Mystikal, Compton/Kratovo
Nas, Gallifrey
Orsino, Kratovo
Peter Lovenkrands, Kratovo
Piper Laurie, Tel Aviv
Reepicheep, Paddington
Ritchie Osbourne, Hollywoo
Sami Abdullah Al-Jaber, Kratovo
Tajic Legions Edge, Multiverse
Tiger Lily, Paddington
Tom Meighan, Los Angeles
Veronica Varekova, on waivers
Vincent Adultman, Hollywoo

Third Basemen

Archimedes, Circus
Black Sheep, on waivers
Brent Leroy, Los Angeles
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, Gallifrey
Crackling Drake, Seattle/on waivers
Cthugha, Arkham/Sao Paulo
Daniela Braga, Milan/on waivers
David Dobrík, Gallifrey
Diego Forlan Corazo, on waivers
Firesong and Sunspeaker, Multiverse
Herb Kazzaz, Hollywoo
I Made Mangku Pastika, San Jose
Imperius, on waivers
J. D. Salinger, Tel Aviv
Ja Rule, Circus
Jeff Mangum, Hollywoo
Jochebed, Tel Aviv
Joe L'Official, San Jose
Jonathan Anomaly, San Jose
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, Stratford
Kyle Carson, Seattle
Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, Canaveral
MF Doom, Compton
Melanie Laurent, Los Angeles
Nala the cat, Cyberspace
Osgood, Gallifrey
Peter Pevensie, Paddington
Rick Fox, Baltimore
Robin Holtzken, Milan
Tennessee Thomas, Seattle
Tiberius, Sao Paulo
Traian Vuia, Canaveral
Veronica Palmer, Canaveral
Vladimir Kokkinaki, Canaveral

Shortstops

Alex Burriss, Cyberspace
Anna Kendrick, Gallifrey
Ashley Eckstein, Seattle
Benvolio, Stratford
Byron Scott, Baltimore
Cinderella, Stratford
Emile Hirsch, on waivers
Eugene Levy, Tel Aviv
Foxy Brown, on waivers
General Booty, San Jose
George Cayley, Canaveral
Ghisguth, Circus
Glen Matthews, Cyberspace
Gol-goroth, on waivers
Gtuhanai, Arkham
Gustave Whitehead, Canaveral
Happy Hairston, Baltimore
Jiang Yanggu, Multiverse
Jim Morrison, Circus
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, Circus
Lamar Odom, Baltimore
Meg March, Sao Paulo
Michael Jackson, Milan
Mile Sterjovski, Paddington
Missy Elliott, Compton
Mother Bear, Paddington/Milan
Mother Goose, Paddington
Nikabrik, Paddington
Olivia, Canaveral
Othuyeg, Arkham
Robbie Tripp, Paddington
Salami Blessing, San Jose
Sara Bareilles, Seattle
Sebastian St. Clair, Hollywoo
Sharon Morris, Compton
Shoshanna Shapiro, on waivers
Simon Burke, Los Angeles
The Green God, Arkham
The Haunt of Hightower, Compton
Tippi Hedren, Sao Paulo
Tumnus, Paddington
Viola, Stratford
Walter Centeno Corea, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, Cyberspace

Left Fielders

Amy Pond, Compton
Asa Romson, Sao Paulo
Atilla Freska, San Jose
Black Thought, Compton
Cory Phast Lane, San Jose
Cow Jumping Over the Moon, Los Angeles
Da Brat, on waivers
Daniel Gygax, Sao Paulo
David Trezeguet, Compton/Sao Paulo
Devyn Abdullah, on waivers
Duriel, Gallifrey
Elliot Reid, Los Angeles
Enrico Forlanini, Canaveral
Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
Face of Boe, on waivers
Gi-Hoveg, Arkham
Gleeth, Kratovo
Goneril, Stratford
Gosta Dirk, on waivers
Greg Kurstin, Seattle
Hugo, Baltimore
Hugo Junkers, Canaveral
Jim Levenstein, Tel Aviv
Joshua, Gallifrey/on waivers
Judith the Scourge Diva, Multiverse
Landon Donovan, Kratovo
Larry Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Lavinia Azorius Renegade, Multiverse
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo, Los Angeles
Mikhail Varshavski, Cyberspace
Mr. Beaver, Paddington
Mr. Peanutbutter, Hollywoo
Mu Yanling, Multiverse
Mychal Thompson, Baltimore
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, Kratovo
Philostrate, Stratford
Pinky Penguin, Hollywoo
Prospero, on waivers
Rianne van Rompaey, Milan
Scott Wolf, Hollywoo
Smush Parker, Baltimore
Tara Fares, Milan
Tom Morello, Seattle

Center Fielders

Ariel, Stratford
Billie-Jo Skeleton, San Jose
Bruce Campbell, Sao Paulo
Cara Taylor, Compton
Chardonnay Beaver, on waivers
Cominius, Stratford
Copernicus, Hollywoo
Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, Hollywoo
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, Arkham
Dan Auerbach, Seattle/on waivers
Danny Pink, Gallifrey
Elizabeth Turner, Milan
Emmy Rossum, Tel Aviv
Eugene Lee Yang, Cyberspace
Francesco Totti, Kratovo
Garza Zol, Milan
George Mikan, Baltimore
Gerald Wallace, Baltimore
Gloon, Arkham
Gottfried Leibnitz, Stratford
Hamilton Leithauser, Seattle
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, Milan
Inspector Flying Fox, Circus
Inspector Leopard, Circus
Irving Jannings, on waivers
James Charles Dickinson, Cyberspace
Joey King, Sao Paulo/Gallifrey
Kevin Johnson, Arkham
Kyle MacDonald, Cyberspace
Leandro Barbosa, Sao Paulo
Levi, Tel Aviv
Lil Romeo, Compton
Magic Johnson, Baltimore
Marnie Michaels, Los Angeles
Massacre Girl, Multiverse
Matt Drudge, on waivers
Matt Smith, Gallifrey
Matthew Ward, Seattle
Metta World Peace, Baltimore
Miranda Lambert, Seattle/Gallifrey
Mitch Kupchak, Baltimore
Mrs. Premise, Milan
Muradin Bronzebeard, Gallifrey/on waivers
Odric Lunarch Marshal, Multiverse
Overmind, on waivers
Roland Garros, Canaveral
Sabiha Gökçen, Canaveral
Sam Fox, Paddington
Sarah Jane Smith, Gallifrey/Seattle
Stoneforge Mystic, Multiverse
Surender Nada, San Jose
Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, Circus
Yang Chen, on waivers

Right Fielders

2 Chainz, Compton
AC Green, on waivers
Alala, Arkham
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, Canaveral
Birdman, Compton
Cuauhtemoc Blanco Bravo, Kratovo
David Beckham, Kratovo
Denholm Elliott, Paddington
Edmund Blackadder, Los Angeles
Glaaki, Arkham
Holly Kiser, Milan
Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, San Jose
Jennifer Hall, Sao Paulo
Jerusalem Monday, Tel Aviv
Jimmy Wong, on waivers
Kurt Hugo Schneider, Cyberspace
Linda Zwordling, Gallifrey
MC Serch, Los Angeles
Majed Abdullah, Stratford
Miss Clavel, on waivers
Mrs. Conclusion, Circus
Nakata Hidetoshi, Kratovo
Odette Anabelle, Sao Paulo
Otto Lilienthal, Canaveral
Paul Schneider, Sao Paulo
Peter the Goatherd, Milan
Prince Caspian, Paddington
Raine Michaels, Seattle
Rakka Mar, Multiverse
Rasputin Dreamweaver, on waivers
Richard Tyler Blevins, Cyberspace
Robin Starveling, Stratford
Ryan Kaji, Cyberspace
Steele Fortress, San Jose
Tichondrius, Gallifrey
Tim Cahill, Kratovo
Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, Hollywoo

Starting Pitchers

Absalom, Tel Aviv
Adut Akech, Milan
Alexa Chung, Milan
Allie Ayers, Milan
Amare Stoudemire, on waivers
Andrew Garfield, Los Angeles
Arthur, Paddington
Ashildr, Gallifrey
Aubrey Graham, Tel Aviv
Bad Wolf, Gallifrey
Ben Best, Seattle
Big Boi, Gallifrey
Caius Ligarius, Stratford
Candy Button Disco, San Jose
Captain Peanutbutter, Stratford
Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, Sao Paulo
Caroline Kennedy, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Casey Neistat, Cyberspace
Crocodile, Paddington
David Gray, Stratford
David Seaman, Kratovo
Deepika Padukone, Milan
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, Milan
Derek Fisher, Baltimore
Dianna Agron, Kratovo/Seattle
Domri Rade, Multiverse
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, San Jose
Dr. Winston, Circus
Drake Bell, Los Angeles/on waivers
Ei'lor, Arkham
Elgin Baylor, Baltimore
Elle Mills, on waivers
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, Multiverse
Fabio Cannavaro, on waivers
Fabolous, Compton
Feste, Stratford
Fleabag, Los Angeles
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Sao Paulo
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, on waivers
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, Circus
Golda Meir, on waivers
Gurathnaka, Arkham
Hannah Hart, Cyberspace
Hastur, Arkham
Henrik Lundqvist, Canaveral
Heraclitus, Circus
Hiram Maxim, Canaveral
Iker Casillas, Kratovo
Iyonna Fairbanks, Stratford
James Worthy, Baltimore
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, Canaveral
Jeff Beck, Seattle
Jennifer Connelly, Tel Aviv
Jizyah Shorts, San Jose
Joylord Gumbie, San Jose
Judah Akers, Seattle
Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, Paddington
Kemba Walker, Baltimore
Kenny F. Powers, Los Angeles
King Miraz, Paddington
Kobe Bryant, Baltimore
Kuro Takhasomi, Cyberspace
Lacey Burrows, Los Angeles
Lady Gaga, on waivers
Lenny Turteltaub, Hollywoo
Lucy Pevensie, Paddington
Lydia Hearst, Compton
Mannie Fresh, Compton
Mark Sheehan, Hollywoo
Miraculous Powers, San Jose
Nadia Vulvokov, Los Angeles
Nardole, Gallifrey/Compton
Nelson Bighetti, Los Angeles
Norm Nixon, Baltimore
Oscar Leroy, Los Angeles
Paul Vasquez, Cyberspace
Paul Westerberg, Seattle
Pickles Aplenty, Seattle/on waivers
Rachel Weisz, Tel Aviv
Red Riding Hood, Gallifrey
Reverend Hobbit Forrest, on waivers
River Song, Cyberspace
Rory Williams, Gallifrey
Ruslan Nigmatullin, Baltimore
Sam Tsui, Paddington
Sasha Alsberg, on waivers
Sedmelluq, Arkham
Shaquille O'Neal, Baltimore
Sir Toby Belch, Stratford
Snoop Dogg, Sao Paulo
Socrates, Circus
St. Thomas Aquinas, Circus
Stan Mikita, Circus
Stipe Pletikosa, on waivers
Talib Kweli, Compton
Titus Lartius, Paddington
Weeping Angel, Gallifrey
Widow Douglas, on waivers
Zac Efron, on waivers

Middle Relievers

Beto O'Rourke, Multiverse
Cameo Crispi, San Jose
Cthaat, Arkham/Seattle
Diane Nguyen, Hollywoo
Fan Zhiyi, Sao Paulo
Fblthp the Lost, on waivers
Feather the Redeemed, Compton
Freeway, Multiverse
Georgia Gibbs, Milan
Ghatanothoa, Arkham
Grace Elizabeth, Milan
Jon Favreau, Tel Aviv
Laser Kaplan, Tel Aviv
Malygos, Circus
Master P, Compton
Matthew Piers Watt Boulton, Seattle
Montero Lamar Hill, Cyberspace
Márton Stromgald, on waivers
Rachel Hilbert, Milan
Shigeru Miyamoto, on waivers
Sram Senior Edificer, Multiverse
Stefani Stilton, Hollywoo
Susan Pevensie, Paddington
Tanya Mityushina, on waivers
Teemu Selanne, Sao Paulo
Theodor Herzl, on waivers

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Copland, Circus
Adolphe Pegoud, Canaveral
Adwoa Aboah, Milan
Alberto Santos-Dumont, Canaveral
Amy Smart, Milan
Andrei Tupolev, Canaveral
Annie Easton, Seattle
Arthur Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Arturo Fonzarelli, Kratovo
Ashley Clements, Stratford/on waivers
Atlach-Nacha, Arkham
Babar, on waivers
Basatan, Arkham
Bill Burr, Sao Paulo/Sao Paulo
Billie Eilish, Seattle
Brad Friedel, Los Angeles
Brendan Canning, Milan
Butterscotch Horseman, Hollywoo
Celestial Colonnade, Multiverse
Charlotte Moore, Hollywoo
Chris Eccleston, Gallifrey
Cicero, Stratford
Craig Benzine, Cyberspace
Dakkon Blackblade, Compton
Danitha Capashen, on waivers
Derek Trotter, Seattle
Doge of Venice, Arkham
Dr. Kim Nazi, San Jose
Eaters of the Light, Gallifrey
Edina Monsoon, Los Angeles
Edmund Pevensie, Paddington
Emanuel Swedenborg, on waivers
Etepsed Egnis, Arkham
Ginger Baker, Seattle
Gzxtyos, Arkham
Haiogh-Yai, Arkham
Henrietta Platchkey, Hollywoo
Henry Winkler, on waivers
Humpty Dumpty, on waivers
Hziulquoigmnzhah, Arkham
Immanuel Kant, Circus
J.J. Abrams, on waivers
Jacques-Étienne Montgolfier, Canaveral
Jasmine Squirrel, San Jose
Jeff Baxter, Canaveral
Jermaine Dupri, Compton
Jerry West, Baltimore
Jessa Johansson, Multiverse
John Dorian, Kratovo
Jon Glaser, Stratford
Josh Gad, on waivers
Judith Gopnik, Tel Aviv
June Carter Cash, Seattle/on waivers
Larry Nightingale, Gallifrey
Lepidus, Stratford
Lew Alcindor, Baltimore
Lorenzo, Stratford
Lou Reed, Tel Aviv
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, Kratovo
Lyra Dawnbringer, Multiverse
Mac Dre, Gallifrey
Marco Materazzi, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, Kratovo
Marshmello, Hollywoo
Mason Ramsey, Cyberspace
McGruff the Crime Dog, Hollywoo
Michael Bay, Tel Aviv
Michelangelo, Circus
Mr. Bean, Los Angeles/Compton
Nelly, Compton
Neltharion, Gallifrey
Noah Levenstein, Tel Aviv
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, Kratovo
Oliver Kahn, Multiverse
Oozi Cats, San Jose
Pascal Zuberbuhler, Kratovo
Patsy Stone, Compton
Pavel Bure, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, Canaveral
Penny Nickel, on waivers
Petr Cech, Kratovo
Phil Myman, Los Angeles
Pierluigi Pizzaballa, Kratovo
Quentin Tarantulino, Hollywoo
Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, San Jose
Richard Hendricks, Los Angeles
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, Multiverse
Rob McElhenney, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Rob Norris, Gallifrey
Robert Horry, Baltimore
Ron Funches, Sao Paulo/Circus
Safiya Nygaard, Cyberspace
Samuel Pierpont Langley, Canaveral
Selma Blair, Tel Aviv
Shaka Hislop, Kratovo
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, Stratford
Slimefoot the Stowaway, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Steve Nash, Baltimore
Steven Lim, Cyberspace
Tasha Tilberg, Milan
Ted Crisp, Los Angeles
The Grinch, Sao Paulo
The Silence, Gallifrey
Todd Chavez, Los Angeles
Trumpkin, Paddington
Tullus Aufidius, Circus
Verix Bladewing, Sao Paulo
Voltaire Casino, Seattle
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, Kratovo
William Shatner, Tel Aviv