Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 7547 Beanie Sigel, 26, c (264 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 7.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7529 Jeff Tweedy, 27, 1b (408 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 11.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7563 Jeff Pearce, 26, 2b (306 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7694 Tom Meighan, 25, 2b (195 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 8.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7123 Melanie Laurent, 30, 3b (438 GP, 3.4 DRAP/40, 4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7342 Simon Burke, 27, ss (334 GP, 2.9 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7368 Cow Jumping Over the Moon, 31, lf (506 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, 5.6 ORAP/40)
• 7792 Elliot Reid, 25, lf (209 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7743 Marnie Michaels, 26, cf (386 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40)
• 7320 MC Serch, 27, rf (357 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7931 Edmund Blackadder, 23, rf (201 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 7027 Andrew Garfield, 30, sp (1137 IP, 3.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7693 Kenny F. Powers, 25, sp (752 IP, -3.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7504 Lacey Burrows, 26, sp (559 IP, -2.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8164 Fleabag, 23, sp (281 IP, 3.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 6996 Brad Friedel, 31, rp (485 IP, 9.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7300 Todd Chavez, 31, rp (403 IP, 10.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7900 Phil Myman, 26, rp (157 IP, 3.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8084 Richard Hendricks, 23, rp (116 IP, 19.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7910 Ted Crisp, 25, rp (110 IP, 0.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8013 Edina Monsoon, 23, rp (80 IP, 11.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 7551 Oscar Leroy, 28, sp (591 IP, -3.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7528 Brent Leroy, 26, 3b (348 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7510 Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo, 27, lf (317 GP, 4.7 DRAP/40, -5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7800 Christopher Turk, 26, c (286 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8067 Nelson Bighetti, 20, sp (who?)
• 8172 Nadia Vulvokov, 21, sp