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SimBase Players, Year 92

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2 Chainz, rf, Compton

Aaron Copland, rp, Circus/on waivers
Abe D'Catfish, 1b, Hollywoo
Absalom, sp, Tel Aviv
Adolphe Pegoud, rp, Canaveral
Adut Akech, sp, Milan
Adwoa Aboah, rp, Milan
Agrus Kos, 2b, Multiverse
Alala, rf, on waivers
Alberto Santos-Dumont, rp, on waivers
Alex Burriss, ss, Cyberspace
Alex Dario Aguinaga Garzon, c, Kratovo
Alexa Chung, sp, Milan
Allie Ayers, sp, Milan
Amy Pond, lf, Compton
Amy Smart, rp, Los Angeles
Andrei Tupolev, rp, Canaveral
Andrew Garfield, sp, Los Angeles
Angus Mackenzie, 1b, Multiverse
Anna Kendrick, ss, Gallifrey
Annie Easton, sp, Seattle
Archimedes, 3b, Circus
Ariel, cf, Stratford
Arthur, sp, Paddington/on waivers
Arthur Gopnik, rp, Tel Aviv
Arturo Fonzarelli, rp, Kratovo/Circus
Asa Romson, lf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Ashildr, sp, Gallifrey
Ashley Eckstein, ss, Seattle
Atilla Freska, cf, San Jose
Atlach-Nacha, rp, Arkham
Aubrey Graham, sp, Sao Paulo
Azmodan, c, Gallifrey

B'gnu-Thun, 2b, Arkham
Bad Wolf, sp, Seattle/on waivers
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, rf, Canaveral
Basatan, rp, Arkham
Beanie Sigel, c, Los Angeles
Beatrice Horseman, c, Hollywoo
Ben Best, sp, Seattle
Benvolio, rf, Stratford
Beto O'Rourke, mr, Multiverse
Big Boi, sp, Gallifrey
Bill Burr, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Billie Eilish, sp, Seattle
Billie-Jo Skeleton, cf, San Jose
Birdman, rf, on waivers
Black Thought, lf, Compton
Boats Botes, mr, San Jose
Brad Friedel, rp, on waivers
Bradley Hitler-Smith, 1b, on waivers
Brendan Canning, rp, Milan
Brent Leroy, 3b, Los Angeles
Brian Shaw, c, on waivers
Bruce Campbell, cf, Sao Paulo
Bucky Pizzarelli, c, Milan
Butterscotch Horseman, sp, Hollywoo
Byron Scott, ss, Baltimore

Caius Ligarius, sp, Stratford
Cameo Crispi, mr, on waivers
Camille Kostek, rf, Milan
Candy Button Disco, sp, San Jose
Captain Peanutbutter, sp, Sao Paulo
Cara Taylor, cf, Compton
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 3b, on waivers
Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Casey Neistat, sp, Cyberspace
Celestial Colonnade, rp, Gallifrey
Census Johnston, 1b, San Jose
Chandra Watson, 3b, Seattle
Charlotte Moore, rp, Hollywoo
Chiwetel Ejiofor, 1b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 2b, on waivers
Chris Eccleston, rp, Gallifrey
Christopher Turk, c, Los Angeles/Gallifrey
Chutimon Chuengcharoensukying, c, Milan
Cicero, rp, Stratford
Cinderella, ss, Stratford
Cody Ko, c, Cyberspace
Colin "Bomber" Harris, c, Circus
Colyn Cameron, c, Circus
Cominius, cf, Stratford
Confucius, 2b, Circus
Connor Franta, rp, Cyberspace
Copernicus, cf, Hollywoo
Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, cf, Hollywoo
Cory Phast Lane, lf, San Jose
Cow Jumping Over the Moon, lf, Los Angeles
Crackerjack Sugarman, 2b, San Jose
Craig Benzine, rp, Cyberspace
Crocodile, sp, on waivers
Cthaat, mr, Seattle
Cthugha, 3b, Sao Paulo
Cuauhtemoc Blanco Bravo, rf, on waivers
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, cf, Arkham

Dakkon Blackblade, rp, on waivers
Daniel, ss, Gallifrey
Daniel Gygax, lf, Sao Paulo
Danny Pink, lf, Gallifrey
Darwin Tobacco, rp, San Jose
Dave DeBusschere, 3b, Baltimore
David Beckham, rf, Kratovo
David Ben-Gurion, 1b, Tel Aviv
David Dobrík, 3b, Gallifrey
David Gray, sp, Stratford/on waivers
David Seaman, sp, Kratovo
David Trezeguet, lf, Sao Paulo
Deepika Padukone, sp, Milan
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, sp, Milan
Democritus, rf, Circus
Denholm Elliott, rf, on waivers
Derek Fisher, sp, Baltimore
Derek Trotter, rp, Seattle
Diane Nguyen, mr, Hollywoo
Dianna Agron, rp, Seattle
Dick McGuire, rf, Baltimore
Diego Marín Aguilera, cf, Canaveral
Doctor Cornelius, 2b, Paddington
Doge of Venice, rp, Arkham
Domri Rade, sp, Multiverse
Donna Noble, 3b, Gallifrey
Dr. Kim Nazi, rp, San Jose
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, sp, San Jose
Dr. Trent Artichoker, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Winston, sp, Circus
Duriel, lf, Gallifrey
Dylan Sprayberry, rf, Sao Paulo

Eaters of the Light, rp, Gallifrey
Edina Monsoon, rp, Los Angeles
Edmund Blackadder, cf, Los Angeles
Edmund Pevensie, rp, Paddington
Ei'lor, sp, Arkham
Elgin Baylor, sp, Baltimore
Elizabeth Turner, cf, Milan
Elka Ostrovsky, mr, Los Angeles
Elliot Reid, lf, Los Angeles
Emmy Rossum, cf, on waivers
Emojibot, cf, Gallifrey
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, sp, Multiverse
Enrico Forlanini, lf, Canaveral
Epictetus, 2b, Circus/Seattle
Eric the Fish, 1b, Circus
Eric the Half-Bee, lf, Circus
Esther, c, on waivers
Etepsed Egnis, rp, on waivers
Eugene Lee Yang, cf, Cyberspace
Eugene Levy, ss, Tel Aviv
Eustace Scrubb, sp, Paddington

Fabian, rp, Stratford
Fabolous, sp, Compton
Fan Zhiyi, mr, Sao Paulo
Father Bear, 2b, Sao Paulo
Feather the Redeemed, mr, Compton
Feste, sp, Stratford
Firesong and Sunspeaker, 3b, Multiverse
Fleabag, sp, Los Angeles
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Sao Paulo/Circus
Francesco Lana de Terzi, c, Canaveral
Francesco Totti, cf, Kratovo
Francis Flute, 1b, on waivers
Freddie Wong, 2b, Cyberspace
Freeway, mr, Multiverse
Félix du Temple, 1b, Canaveral

Garza Zol, cf, on waivers
General Booty, ss, San Jose
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, sp, Circus
George Cayley, ss, on waivers
George Mikan, cf, Baltimore
Georgia Gibbs, mr, Milan
Gerald Wallace, cf, Baltimore
Ghatanothoa, mr, Arkham
Ghisguth, ss, Circus
Gi-Hoveg, lf, on waivers
Ginger Baker, rp, Seattle
Glaaki, rf, Arkham
Gleeth, lf, Kratovo
Glen Matthews, ss, on waivers
Glen Power, 2b, Sao Paulo
Glimfeather, rp, Paddington
GloZell Green, rf, Cyberspace
Gloon, cf, Arkham
Gog-Hoor, 2b, Arkham
Goneril, lf, Stratford
Gottfried Leibnitz, cf, Stratford
Grace Elizabeth, mr, Milan
Greg Kurstin, lf, Seattle
Gtuhanai, ss, Arkham
Gurathnaka, sp, Arkham
Gustave Whitehead, ss, Canaveral
Gzxtyos, rp, Arkham

H'chtelegoth, 3b, Sao Paulo
Haiogh-Yai, rp, Arkham
Hakan Loob, 2b, Milan
Hamilton Leithauser, cf, Seattle
Hannah Hart, sp, on waivers
Happy Hairston, ss, Baltimore
Hastur, sp, Arkham
Hector Macho Camacho, 1b, San Jose/on waivers
Henrietta Platchkey, rp, Hollywoo
Henrik Lundqvist, sp, Canaveral
Heraclitus, sp, Circus
Herb Kazzaz, 3b, Hollywoo
Hiram Maxim, sp, Canaveral
Holland Roden, 1b, Sao Paulo
Holly Kiser, rf, Milan
Hugo, lf, Baltimore
Hugo Junkers, lf, Canaveral
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, cf, on waivers
Hziulquoigmnzhah, rp, Arkham

I Made Mangku Pastika, 3b, on waivers
Ike Broflovski, c, Tel Aviv
Iker Casillas, sp, Kratovo
Immanuel Kant, rp, Circus
Inara George, c, Seattle
Inspector Flying Fox, cf, Circus
Inspector Leopard, cf, Circus
Istasha, ss, Arkham
Iyonna Fairbanks, sp, Stratford

J. D. Salinger, 3b, Tel Aviv
Ja Rule, 3b, Circus
Jack Spratt, 1b, Paddington
Jacques-Étienne Montgolfier, rp, Canaveral
Jamaal Wilkes, 1b, Baltimore
James Charles Dickinson, cf, Cyberspace
James Worthy, sp, Baltimore
Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, rf, on waivers
Jasmine Squirrel, rp, San Jose
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, sp, Canaveral
Jeezy, sp, Compton
Jeff Baxter, rp, Canaveral
Jeff Beck, sp, Tel Aviv
Jeff Mangum, 3b, Hollywoo
Jeff Pearce, 2b, Los Angeles
Jeff Tweedy, 1b, Los Angeles
Jennifer Connelly, sp, Tel Aviv
Jennifer Hall, rf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Jens Jeremies, c, Kratovo
Jermaine Dupri, rp, on waivers
Jerry West, rp, on waivers
Jerusalem Monday, rf, Tel Aviv
Jessa Johansson, rp, Multiverse
Jiang Yanggu, ss, Multiverse
Jill Pill, c, Hollywoo
Jill Pole, ss, Paddington
Jim Levenstein, lf, Tel Aviv
Jim Morrison, ss, Circus
Jimmy Doolittle, sp, Canaveral
Jizyah Shorts, sp, San Jose
Jochebed, 3b, Tel Aviv
Joe L'Official, 3b, San Jose
Joey King, cf, Gallifrey
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, ss, Circus
John Dorian, rp, Kratovo
John Entwistle, 2b, Seattle
John Noble, 1b, Sao Paulo
John Pizzarelli, 2b, Sao Paulo
Jon Favreau, mr, Tel Aviv
Jon Glaser, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Jonathan Anomaly, 3b, San Jose
Jor Kadeen, 3b, Multiverse
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, 3b, Stratford
Josie Canseco, c, Milan
Joylord Gumbie, sp, San Jose
Judah Akers, sp, Seattle
Judith Gopnik, rp, Tel Aviv
Judith the Scourge Diva, lf, Multiverse
Juvenile, 1b, Compton

Kaalut, 1b, Arkham
Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, sp, Paddington
Kate Morton, sp, Sao Paulo
Kei Takahashi, 1b, Multiverse
Kemba Walker, sp, Baltimore
Kenny F. Powers, sp, Los Angeles
Kevin Johnson, cf, Arkham
King Cole, c, Cyberspace
King Miraz, sp, Paddington
Kobe Bryant, sp, Baltimore
Kuro Takhasomi, sp, Cyberspace
Kurt Hugo Schneider, rf, on waivers
Kyle Carson, 3b, Seattle
Kyle MacDonald, cf, Cyberspace

Lacey Burrows, sp, Los Angeles
Lady of the Green Kirtle, rp, Paddington
Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, 3b, Canaveral
Lamar Odom, ss, Baltimore
Landon Donovan, lf, Kratovo
Larry Gopnik, lf, Tel Aviv
Larry Nightingale, rp, Gallifrey
Laser Kaplan, mr, Tel Aviv
Lavinia Azorius Renegade, lf, Multiverse
Leandro Barbosa, cf, Sao Paulo
Leigh Watson, lf, Seattle
Lenny Turteltaub, sp, Hollywoo
Leon Uris, 2b, Tel Aviv
Lepidus, rp, Stratford
Levi, cf, Tel Aviv
Lew Alcindor, rp, Baltimore
Lil Romeo, cf, Compton
Lil Wayne, 2b, Compton
Linda Zwordling, rf, Gallifrey
Little Bear, 2b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Livonya Silone, sp, Multiverse
Lord Drinian, cf, Paddington
Lorenzo, rp, Stratford
Lou Reed, rp, Tel Aviv
Lovisa Coldeyes, 1b, Multiverse
Lucy Pevensie, sp, Paddington
Ludacris, mr, Compton
Ludwig Wittgenstein, c, Circus
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, rp, Kratovo
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo, lf, on waivers
Lydia Hearst, sp, Compton
Lyra Dawnbringer, rp, Multiverse

MC Serch, rf, Los Angeles
MF Doom, 3b, Compton
Mac Dre, rp, Gallifrey
Magic Johnson, cf, Baltimore
Majed Abdullah, rf, Stratford
Malvolio, c, Stratford
Malygos, mr, Circus
Mannie Fresh, sp, Compton
Mappo no Ryujin, lf, Arkham
Marco Materazzi, rp, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, rp, Kratovo
Marcus Johns, c, Sao Paulo
Mark Schwarzer, sp, Kratovo
Mark Sheehan, sp, Hollywoo
Marnie Michaels, rf, Los Angeles
Marshmello, rp, Hollywoo
Mary Magdalene, 1b, Tel Aviv
Mason Cook, c, Gallifrey
Mason Ramsey, rp, Cyberspace
Massacre Girl, cf, Multiverse
Master P, mr, Compton
Matt Costa, 3b, Sao Paulo
Matt Nathanson, rp, Sao Paulo
Matt Smith, cf, Gallifrey
Matthew Fox, rf, Hollywoo
Matthew Piers Watt Boulton, mr, Seattle/on waivers
Matthew Ward, cf, Seattle
Maya Ishii-Peters, rf, Los Angeles
McGruff the Crime Dog, rp, on waivers
Meg March, ss, Los Angeles
Melanie Laurent, 3b, Los Angeles
Meredith Mickelson, ss, Milan
Merieke Ri Berit, 2b, Seattle
Metta World Peace, cf, Baltimore
Michael Bay, rp, Tel Aviv
Michael Cooper, c, Baltimore
Michael Jackson, ss, Milan
Michael Kojo Essien, rf, Kratovo
Michelangelo, rp, Circus
Michelle Jenneke, 3b, Los Angeles
Michelle Khare, 2b, Cyberspace
Michiko Konda, 2b, on waivers
Mike Baxter, rp, Sao Paulo
Mikhail Varshavski, lf, Cyberspace
Mile Sterjovski, 3b, Paddington
Miraculous Powers, sp, San Jose
Miranda Lambert, cf, Gallifrey
Miss Muffet, c, Seattle/on waivers
Missy Elliott, ss, Compton
Mitch Kupchak, cf, Baltimore
Montero Lamar Hill, mr, Cyberspace
Mos Def, 3b, Compton
Moth, 2b, Stratford
Mother Bear, ss, Milan
Mother Goose, ss, Paddington
Mowu Loyal Companion, 1b, Multiverse
Mr. Akwekwe, 1b, Arkham
Mr. Bean, sp, Compton
Mr. Beaver, lf, Paddington
Mr. Peanutbutter, lf, Hollywoo
Mrs. Conclusion, rf, Circus
Mrs. Premise, cf, Milan
Mu Yanling, lf, on waivers
Murphy Lee, 1b, Compton
Mychal Thompson, lf, Baltimore
Mystikal, 2b, Kratovo

Nadia Vulvokov, sp, Los Angeles
Nakata Hidetoshi, rf, Kratovo
Nala the cat, 3b, Cyberspace
Nardole, sp, on waivers
Nas, 2b, Gallifrey/on waivers
Nelly, rp, Compton
Nelson Bighetti, sp, Los Angeles
Neltharion, rp, Tel Aviv
Nikabrik, ss, Paddington
Noah Levenstein, rp, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, rp, Tel Aviv
Noreaga, cf, Compton
Norm Nixon, sp, Baltimore
Nyarlathotep, c, Arkham

Odette Anabelle, rf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Odric Lunarch Marshal, cf, Multiverse
Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, c, on waivers
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, rp, Kratovo
Oliver Kahn, rp, Multiverse
Olivia, ss, Canaveral
Oozi Cats, rp, San Jose
Orsino, 2b, Sao Paulo
Oscar Leroy, sp, on waivers
Osgood, 3b, Sao Paulo
Othuyeg, ss, Arkham
Otto Lilienthal, rf, Canaveral

Pablo Chinchilla Vega, sp, Kratovo
Pascal Zuberbuhler, rp, Kratovo
Patrick Vieira, sp, Kratovo
Patsy Stone, rp, Compton
Paul Schneider, rf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Paul Vasquez, sp, Cyberspace
Paul Wall, rf, Compton
Paul Westerberg, rp, Seattle
Pavel Bure, rp, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, rp, Canaveral
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, lf, Kratovo
Pete Townshend, sp, Seattle
Peter Lovenkrands, 2b, Kratovo
Peter Morley-Souter, rp, Cyberspace
Peter Pevensie, 3b, Paddington
Peter the Goatherd, rf, Milan
Petr Cech, rp, Kratovo
Phil Myman, rp, Los Angeles
Philostrate, lf, Stratford
Pierluigi Pizzaballa, rp, on waivers
Pinky Penguin, lf, Hollywoo
Piper Laurie, 2b, Tel Aviv
Prime Speaker Vannifar, c, Multiverse
Prince Caspian, rf, Paddington
Puddleglum, rp, Paddington

Quentin Tarantulino, rp, Hollywoo

Rachel Hilbert, mr, on waivers
Rachel Weisz, sp, on waivers
Raine Michaels, rf, Seattle
Rakka Mar, rf, Multiverse
Ralph Stilton, c, Cyberspace
Ramandu, 1b, Seattle/on waivers
Red Riding Hood, sp, Tel Aviv
Reepicheep, cf, Paddington
Regan, rf, Stratford
Reverend Dongo Pewee, cf, San Jose
Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, rp, San Jose
Rhys Williams, sp, Stratford
Rianne van Rompaey, lf, Milan
Richard Hendricks, rp, Los Angeles
Richard Tyler Blevins, rf, Cyberspace
Richie Guerin, lf, Kratovo
Rick Fox, 3b, Baltimore
Ritchie Osbourne, 2b, Hollywoo
Riven Turnbull, c, Multiverse
River Song, sp, Cyberspace
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, rp, Multiverse
Rob Norris, rp, on waivers
Robbie Tripp, 2b, on waivers
Robert Horry, rp, Baltimore
Robert Maschio, 2b, Sao Paulo
Robin Holtzken, 3b, Milan
Robin Starveling, rf, Stratford
Roland Garros, cf, Canaveral
Roman Hamrlík, c, Canaveral
Ron Funches, rp, Circus
Rory Williams, sp, Gallifrey/Seattle
Rufus Wainwright, c, Tel Aviv
Ruslan Nigmatullin, sp, Baltimore
Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, 1b, Hollywoo
Ryan Kaji, rf, Cyberspace
Ryan's Nan, 1b, Gallifrey

Sabiha Gökçen, cf, Canaveral
Safiya Nygaard, sp, Cyberspace
Salami Blessing, ss, San Jose
Sam Fox, cf, Paddington
Sam Tsui, sp, Paddington
Sami Abdullah Al-Jaber, 2b, Seattle/on waivers
Samuel Pierpont Langley, rp, Canaveral
Sara Bareilles, ss, Seattle
Sarah Jane Smith, cf, Seattle
Scott Wolf, lf, on waivers
Sebastian Cesario, 1b, Stratford
Sebastian St. Clair, ss, Hollywoo
Sedmelluq, sp, Arkham
Selma Blair, rp, Tel Aviv
Shaka Hislop, rp, Kratovo
Shaquille O'Neal, sp, Baltimore
Sharc Jacobs, rp, Hollywoo
Sharon Morris, ss, Compton
Simon Burke, ss, Milan
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, rp, Stratford
Sir Toby Belch, sp, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, rp, San Jose
Slater Martin, c, Baltimore
Smush Parker, lf, Sao Paulo
Snoop Dogg, sp, on waivers
Socrates, sp, Circus
Sram Senior Edificer, mr, Multiverse
St. Thomas Aquinas, sp, Circus
Stan Mikita, sp, Circus/on waivers
Steele Fortress, rf, San Jose
Stefani Stilton, mr, Hollywoo
Steve Nash, rp, Baltimore
Steven Jason Williams, 2b, Sao Paulo
Steven Lim, rp, Cyberspace
Stingray Liotta, 1b, Hollywoo
Stoneforge Mystic, cf, Multiverse
Sue Miller, cf, Milan
Surender Nada, cf, San Jose
Susan Pevensie, mr, Paddington
Sy Ableman, c, Gallifrey
Syncere Friends, 1b, San Jose

T.I., c, Compton
Tajic Legions Edge, 2b, Multiverse
Talib Kweli, sp, Compton
Tara Fares, lf, Milan
Tasha Tilberg, rp, Milan
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, c, San Jose
Ted Crisp, rp, Los Angeles
Teemu Selanne, mr, Los Angeles
Tennessee Thomas, 3b, Seattle
The Green God, ss, Arkham
The Grinch, rp, Sao Paulo
The Haunt of Hightower, ss, Compton
The Knightmare, 1b, Gallifrey
The Professor, 1b, Paddington
The Silence, rp, Gallifrey
Tiberius, 3b, on waivers
Tichondrius, rf, Gallifrey
Tiger Lily, 2b, Paddington
Tim Cahill, rf, Kratovo
Tippi Hedren, ss, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Tito Livio Burattini, 1b, on waivers
Titus Andronicus, 1b, Stratford
Titus Lartius, sp, on waivers
Todd Chavez, rp, Stratford
Tom DeLonge, 1b, Cyberspace
Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, rf, Hollywoo
Tom Meighan, 2b, Los Angeles
Tom Morello, lf, Seattle/on waivers
Tommy Shaw, 1b, on waivers
Toshiko Sato, c, Seattle
Traian Vuia, 3b, Canaveral
Trufflehunter, sp, Paddington
Trumpkin, rp, Paddington
Tullus Aufidius, rp, Circus
Tumnus, ss, Paddington
Twista, 1b, Sao Paulo/on waivers

Verix Bladewing, rp, Sao Paulo
Veronica Palmer, 3b, Canaveral
Vincent Adultman, 2b, Hollywoo
Viola, ss, Stratford
Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, cf, Arkham
Vladimir Kokkinaki, 3b, Canaveral
Voltaire Casino, rp, on waivers
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, rp, Kratovo

Weeping Angel, sp, Gallifrey
William Shatner, rp, on waivers
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, mr, Hollywoo

Y'golonac, 1b, Arkham

Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, ss, Cyberspace

By position

Catchers

Alex Dario Aguinaga Garzon, Kratovo
Azmodan, Gallifrey
Beanie Sigel, Los Angeles
Beatrice Horseman, Hollywoo
Brian Shaw, on waivers
Bucky Pizzarelli, Milan
Christopher Turk, Los Angeles/Gallifrey
Chutimon Chuengcharoensukying, Milan
Cody Ko, Cyberspace
Colin "Bomber" Harris, Circus
Colyn Cameron, Circus
Esther, on waivers
Francesco Lana de Terzi, Canaveral
Ike Broflovski, Tel Aviv
Inara George, Seattle
Jens Jeremies, Kratovo
Jill Pill, Hollywoo
Josie Canseco, Milan
King Cole, Cyberspace
Ludwig Wittgenstein, Circus
Malvolio, Stratford
Marcus Johns, Sao Paulo
Mason Cook, Gallifrey
Michael Cooper, Baltimore
Miss Muffet, Seattle/on waivers
Nyarlathotep, Arkham
Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, on waivers
Prime Speaker Vannifar, Multiverse
Ralph Stilton, Cyberspace
Riven Turnbull, Multiverse
Roman Hamrlík, Canaveral
Rufus Wainwright, Tel Aviv
Slater Martin, Baltimore
Sy Ableman, Gallifrey
T.I., Compton
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, San Jose
Toshiko Sato, Seattle

First Basemen

Abe D'Catfish, Hollywoo
Angus Mackenzie, Multiverse
Bradley Hitler-Smith, on waivers
Census Johnston, San Jose
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Sao Paulo/on waivers
David Ben-Gurion, Tel Aviv
Dr. Trent Artichoker, San Jose
Eric the Fish, Circus
Francis Flute, on waivers
Félix du Temple, Canaveral
Hector Macho Camacho, San Jose/on waivers
Holland Roden, Sao Paulo
Jack Spratt, Paddington
Jamaal Wilkes, Baltimore
Jeff Tweedy, Los Angeles
John Noble, Sao Paulo
Juvenile, Compton
Kaalut, Arkham
Kei Takahashi, Multiverse
Lovisa Coldeyes, Multiverse
Mary Magdalene, Tel Aviv
Mowu Loyal Companion, Multiverse
Mr. Akwekwe, Arkham
Murphy Lee, Compton
Ramandu, Seattle/on waivers
Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, Hollywoo
Ryan's Nan, Gallifrey
Sebastian Cesario, Stratford
Stingray Liotta, Hollywoo
Syncere Friends, San Jose
The Knightmare, Gallifrey
The Professor, Paddington
Tito Livio Burattini, on waivers
Titus Andronicus, Stratford
Tom DeLonge, Cyberspace
Tommy Shaw, on waivers
Twista, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Y'golonac, Arkham

Second Basemen

Agrus Kos, Multiverse
B'gnu-Thun, Arkham
Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, on waivers
Confucius, Circus
Crackerjack Sugarman, San Jose
Doctor Cornelius, Paddington
Epictetus, Circus/Seattle
Father Bear, Sao Paulo
Freddie Wong, Cyberspace
Glen Power, Sao Paulo
Gog-Hoor, Arkham
Hakan Loob, Milan
Jeff Pearce, Los Angeles
John Entwistle, Seattle
John Pizzarelli, Sao Paulo
Leon Uris, Tel Aviv
Lil Wayne, Compton
Little Bear, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Merieke Ri Berit, Seattle
Michelle Khare, Cyberspace
Michiko Konda, on waivers
Moth, Stratford
Mystikal, Kratovo
Nas, Gallifrey/on waivers
Orsino, Sao Paulo
Peter Lovenkrands, Kratovo
Piper Laurie, Tel Aviv
Ritchie Osbourne, Hollywoo
Robbie Tripp, on waivers
Robert Maschio, Sao Paulo
Sami Abdullah Al-Jaber, Seattle/on waivers
Steven Jason Williams, Sao Paulo
Tajic Legions Edge, Multiverse
Tiger Lily, Paddington
Tom Meighan, Los Angeles
Vincent Adultman, Hollywoo

Third Basemen

Archimedes, Circus
Brent Leroy, Los Angeles
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, on waivers
Chandra Watson, Seattle
Cthugha, Sao Paulo
Dave DeBusschere, Baltimore
David Dobrík, Gallifrey
Donna Noble, Gallifrey
Firesong and Sunspeaker, Multiverse
H'chtelegoth, Sao Paulo
Herb Kazzaz, Hollywoo
I Made Mangku Pastika, on waivers
J. D. Salinger, Tel Aviv
Ja Rule, Circus
Jeff Mangum, Hollywoo
Jochebed, Tel Aviv
Joe L'Official, San Jose
Jonathan Anomaly, San Jose
Jor Kadeen, Multiverse
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, Stratford
Kyle Carson, Seattle
Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, Canaveral
MF Doom, Compton
Matt Costa, Sao Paulo
Melanie Laurent, Los Angeles
Michelle Jenneke, Los Angeles
Mile Sterjovski, Paddington
Mos Def, Compton
Nala the cat, Cyberspace
Osgood, Sao Paulo
Peter Pevensie, Paddington
Rick Fox, Baltimore
Robin Holtzken, Milan
Tennessee Thomas, Seattle
Tiberius, on waivers
Traian Vuia, Canaveral
Veronica Palmer, Canaveral
Vladimir Kokkinaki, Canaveral

Shortstops

Alex Burriss, Cyberspace
Anna Kendrick, Gallifrey
Ashley Eckstein, Seattle
Byron Scott, Baltimore
Cinderella, Stratford
Daniel, Gallifrey
Eugene Levy, Tel Aviv
General Booty, San Jose
George Cayley, on waivers
Ghisguth, Circus
Glen Matthews, on waivers
Gtuhanai, Arkham
Gustave Whitehead, Canaveral
Happy Hairston, Baltimore
Istasha, Arkham
Jiang Yanggu, Multiverse
Jill Pole, Paddington
Jim Morrison, Circus
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, Circus
Lamar Odom, Baltimore
Meg March, Los Angeles
Meredith Mickelson, Milan
Michael Jackson, Milan
Missy Elliott, Compton
Mother Bear, Milan
Mother Goose, Paddington
Nikabrik, Paddington
Olivia, Canaveral
Othuyeg, Arkham
Salami Blessing, San Jose
Sara Bareilles, Seattle
Sebastian St. Clair, Hollywoo
Sharon Morris, Compton
Simon Burke, Milan
The Green God, Arkham
The Haunt of Hightower, Compton
Tippi Hedren, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Tumnus, Paddington
Viola, Stratford
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, Cyberspace

Left Fielders

Amy Pond, Compton
Asa Romson, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Black Thought, Compton
Cory Phast Lane, San Jose
Cow Jumping Over the Moon, Los Angeles
Daniel Gygax, Sao Paulo
Danny Pink, Gallifrey
David Trezeguet, Sao Paulo
Duriel, Gallifrey
Elliot Reid, Los Angeles
Enrico Forlanini, Canaveral
Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
Gi-Hoveg, on waivers
Gleeth, Kratovo
Goneril, Stratford
Greg Kurstin, Seattle
Hugo, Baltimore
Hugo Junkers, Canaveral
Jim Levenstein, Tel Aviv
Judith the Scourge Diva, Multiverse
Landon Donovan, Kratovo
Larry Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Lavinia Azorius Renegade, Multiverse
Leigh Watson, Seattle
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo, on waivers
Mappo no Ryujin, Arkham
Mikhail Varshavski, Cyberspace
Mr. Beaver, Paddington
Mr. Peanutbutter, Hollywoo
Mu Yanling, on waivers
Mychal Thompson, Baltimore
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, Kratovo
Philostrate, Stratford
Pinky Penguin, Hollywoo
Rianne van Rompaey, Milan
Richie Guerin, Kratovo
Scott Wolf, on waivers
Smush Parker, Sao Paulo
Tara Fares, Milan
Tom Morello, Seattle/on waivers

Center Fielders

Ariel, Stratford
Atilla Freska, San Jose
Billie-Jo Skeleton, San Jose
Bruce Campbell, Sao Paulo
Cara Taylor, Compton
Cominius, Stratford
Copernicus, Hollywoo
Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, Hollywoo
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, Arkham
Diego Marín Aguilera, Canaveral
Edmund Blackadder, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Turner, Milan
Emmy Rossum, on waivers
Emojibot, Gallifrey
Eugene Lee Yang, Cyberspace
Francesco Totti, Kratovo
Garza Zol, on waivers
George Mikan, Baltimore
Gerald Wallace, Baltimore
Gloon, Arkham
Gottfried Leibnitz, Stratford
Hamilton Leithauser, Seattle
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, on waivers
Inspector Flying Fox, Circus
Inspector Leopard, Circus
James Charles Dickinson, Cyberspace
Joey King, Gallifrey
Kevin Johnson, Arkham
Kyle MacDonald, Cyberspace
Leandro Barbosa, Sao Paulo
Levi, Tel Aviv
Lil Romeo, Compton
Lord Drinian, Paddington
Magic Johnson, Baltimore
Massacre Girl, Multiverse
Matt Smith, Gallifrey
Matthew Ward, Seattle
Metta World Peace, Baltimore
Miranda Lambert, Gallifrey
Mitch Kupchak, Baltimore
Mrs. Premise, Milan
Noreaga, Compton
Odric Lunarch Marshal, Multiverse
Reepicheep, Paddington
Reverend Dongo Pewee, San Jose
Roland Garros, Canaveral
Sabiha Gökçen, Canaveral
Sam Fox, Paddington
Sarah Jane Smith, Seattle
Stoneforge Mystic, Multiverse
Sue Miller, Milan
Surender Nada, San Jose
Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, Arkham

Right Fielders

2 Chainz, Compton
Alala, on waivers
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, Canaveral
Benvolio, Stratford
Birdman, on waivers
Camille Kostek, Milan
Cuauhtemoc Blanco Bravo, on waivers
David Beckham, Kratovo
Democritus, Circus
Denholm Elliott, on waivers
Dick McGuire, Baltimore
Dylan Sprayberry, Sao Paulo
Glaaki, Arkham
GloZell Green, Cyberspace
Holly Kiser, Milan
Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, on waivers
Jennifer Hall, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Jerusalem Monday, Tel Aviv
Kurt Hugo Schneider, on waivers
Linda Zwordling, Gallifrey
MC Serch, Los Angeles
Majed Abdullah, Stratford
Marnie Michaels, Los Angeles
Matthew Fox, Hollywoo
Maya Ishii-Peters, Los Angeles
Michael Kojo Essien, Kratovo
Mrs. Conclusion, Circus
Nakata Hidetoshi, Kratovo
Odette Anabelle, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Otto Lilienthal, Canaveral
Paul Schneider, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Paul Wall, Compton
Peter the Goatherd, Milan
Prince Caspian, Paddington
Raine Michaels, Seattle
Rakka Mar, Multiverse
Regan, Stratford
Richard Tyler Blevins, Cyberspace
Robin Starveling, Stratford
Ryan Kaji, Cyberspace
Steele Fortress, San Jose
Tichondrius, Gallifrey
Tim Cahill, Kratovo
Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, Hollywoo

Starting Pitchers

Absalom, Tel Aviv
Adut Akech, Milan
Alexa Chung, Milan
Allie Ayers, Milan
Andrew Garfield, Los Angeles
Annie Easton, Seattle
Arthur, Paddington/on waivers
Ashildr, Gallifrey
Aubrey Graham, Sao Paulo
Bad Wolf, Seattle/on waivers
Ben Best, Seattle
Big Boi, Gallifrey
Billie Eilish, Seattle
Butterscotch Horseman, Hollywoo
Caius Ligarius, Stratford
Candy Button Disco, San Jose
Captain Peanutbutter, Sao Paulo
Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Casey Neistat, Cyberspace
Crocodile, on waivers
David Gray, Stratford/on waivers
David Seaman, Kratovo
Deepika Padukone, Milan
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, Milan
Derek Fisher, Baltimore
Domri Rade, Multiverse
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, San Jose
Dr. Winston, Circus
Ei'lor, Arkham
Elgin Baylor, Baltimore
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, Multiverse
Eustace Scrubb, Paddington
Fabolous, Compton
Feste, Stratford
Fleabag, Los Angeles
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Sao Paulo/Circus
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, Circus
Gurathnaka, Arkham
Hannah Hart, on waivers
Hastur, Arkham
Henrik Lundqvist, Canaveral
Heraclitus, Circus
Hiram Maxim, Canaveral
Iker Casillas, Kratovo
Iyonna Fairbanks, Stratford
James Worthy, Baltimore
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, Canaveral
Jeezy, Compton
Jeff Beck, Tel Aviv
Jennifer Connelly, Tel Aviv
Jimmy Doolittle, Canaveral
Jizyah Shorts, San Jose
Joylord Gumbie, San Jose
Judah Akers, Seattle
Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, Paddington
Kate Morton, Sao Paulo
Kemba Walker, Baltimore
Kenny F. Powers, Los Angeles
King Miraz, Paddington
Kobe Bryant, Baltimore
Kuro Takhasomi, Cyberspace
Lacey Burrows, Los Angeles
Lenny Turteltaub, Hollywoo
Livonya Silone, Multiverse
Lucy Pevensie, Paddington
Lydia Hearst, Compton
Mannie Fresh, Compton
Mark Schwarzer, Kratovo
Mark Sheehan, Hollywoo
Miraculous Powers, San Jose
Mr. Bean, Compton
Nadia Vulvokov, Los Angeles
Nardole, on waivers
Nelson Bighetti, Los Angeles
Norm Nixon, Baltimore
Oscar Leroy, on waivers
Pablo Chinchilla Vega, Kratovo
Patrick Vieira, Kratovo
Paul Vasquez, Cyberspace
Pete Townshend, Seattle
Rachel Weisz, on waivers
Red Riding Hood, Tel Aviv
Rhys Williams, Stratford
River Song, Cyberspace
Rory Williams, Gallifrey/Seattle
Ruslan Nigmatullin, Baltimore
Safiya Nygaard, Cyberspace
Sam Tsui, Paddington
Sedmelluq, Arkham
Shaquille O'Neal, Baltimore
Sir Toby Belch, Stratford
Snoop Dogg, on waivers
Socrates, Circus
St. Thomas Aquinas, Circus
Stan Mikita, Circus/on waivers
Talib Kweli, Compton
Titus Lartius, on waivers
Trufflehunter, Paddington
Weeping Angel, Gallifrey

Middle Relievers

Beto O'Rourke, Multiverse
Boats Botes, San Jose
Cameo Crispi, on waivers
Cthaat, Seattle
Diane Nguyen, Hollywoo
Elka Ostrovsky, Los Angeles
Fan Zhiyi, Sao Paulo
Feather the Redeemed, Compton
Freeway, Multiverse
Georgia Gibbs, Milan
Ghatanothoa, Arkham
Grace Elizabeth, Milan
Jon Favreau, Tel Aviv
Laser Kaplan, Tel Aviv
Ludacris, Compton
Malygos, Circus
Master P, Compton
Matthew Piers Watt Boulton, Seattle/on waivers
Montero Lamar Hill, Cyberspace
Rachel Hilbert, on waivers
Sram Senior Edificer, Multiverse
Stefani Stilton, Hollywoo
Susan Pevensie, Paddington
Teemu Selanne, Los Angeles
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, Hollywoo

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Copland, Circus/on waivers
Adolphe Pegoud, Canaveral
Adwoa Aboah, Milan
Alberto Santos-Dumont, on waivers
Amy Smart, Los Angeles
Andrei Tupolev, Canaveral
Arthur Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Arturo Fonzarelli, Kratovo/Circus
Atlach-Nacha, Arkham
Basatan, Arkham
Bill Burr, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Brad Friedel, on waivers
Brendan Canning, Milan
Celestial Colonnade, Gallifrey
Charlotte Moore, Hollywoo
Chris Eccleston, Gallifrey
Cicero, Stratford
Connor Franta, Cyberspace
Craig Benzine, Cyberspace
Dakkon Blackblade, on waivers
Darwin Tobacco, San Jose
Derek Trotter, Seattle
Dianna Agron, Seattle
Doge of Venice, Arkham
Dr. Kim Nazi, San Jose
Eaters of the Light, Gallifrey
Edina Monsoon, Los Angeles
Edmund Pevensie, Paddington
Etepsed Egnis, on waivers
Fabian, Stratford
Ginger Baker, Seattle
Glimfeather, Paddington
Gzxtyos, Arkham
Haiogh-Yai, Arkham
Henrietta Platchkey, Hollywoo
Hziulquoigmnzhah, Arkham
Immanuel Kant, Circus
Jacques-Étienne Montgolfier, Canaveral
Jasmine Squirrel, San Jose
Jeff Baxter, Canaveral
Jermaine Dupri, on waivers
Jerry West, on waivers
Jessa Johansson, Multiverse
John Dorian, Kratovo
Jon Glaser, Stratford/on waivers
Judith Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Lady of the Green Kirtle, Paddington
Larry Nightingale, Gallifrey
Lepidus, Stratford
Lew Alcindor, Baltimore
Lorenzo, Stratford
Lou Reed, Tel Aviv
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, Kratovo
Lyra Dawnbringer, Multiverse
Mac Dre, Gallifrey
Marco Materazzi, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, Kratovo
Marshmello, Hollywoo
Mason Ramsey, Cyberspace
Matt Nathanson, Sao Paulo
McGruff the Crime Dog, on waivers
Michael Bay, Tel Aviv
Michelangelo, Circus
Mike Baxter, Sao Paulo
Nelly, Compton
Neltharion, Tel Aviv
Noah Levenstein, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, Tel Aviv
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, Kratovo
Oliver Kahn, Multiverse
Oozi Cats, San Jose
Pascal Zuberbuhler, Kratovo
Patsy Stone, Compton
Paul Westerberg, Seattle
Pavel Bure, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, Canaveral
Peter Morley-Souter, Cyberspace
Petr Cech, Kratovo
Phil Myman, Los Angeles
Pierluigi Pizzaballa, on waivers
Puddleglum, Paddington
Quentin Tarantulino, Hollywoo
Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, San Jose
Richard Hendricks, Los Angeles
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, Multiverse
Rob Norris, on waivers
Robert Horry, Baltimore
Ron Funches, Circus
Samuel Pierpont Langley, Canaveral
Selma Blair, Tel Aviv
Shaka Hislop, Kratovo
Sharc Jacobs, Hollywoo
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, San Jose
Steve Nash, Baltimore
Steven Lim, Cyberspace
Tasha Tilberg, Milan
Ted Crisp, Los Angeles
The Grinch, Sao Paulo
The Silence, Gallifrey
Todd Chavez, Stratford
Trumpkin, Paddington
Tullus Aufidius, Circus
Verix Bladewing, Sao Paulo
Voltaire Casino, on waivers
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, Kratovo
William Shatner, on waivers