Roster for Flying Circus:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 7373 Eric the Fish, 32, 1b (527 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 6.4 ORAP/40)
- 7996 Confucius, 27, 2b (262 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8081 Ja Rule, 26, 3b (288 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 12.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7890 Ghisguth, 26, ss (206 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8224 Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, 22, ss (95 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 8457 Democritus, 22, lf (22 GP, 4.7 DRAP/40, -9.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7873 Inspector Flying Fox, 27, cf (339 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, 8.3 ORAP/40)
- 7815 Inspector Leopard, 28, cf (188 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40)
- 7707 Mrs. Conclusion, 27, rf (354 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40)
- 7727 Juvenile, 28, rf (325 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 33, sp (1608 IP, 10.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7660 Dr. Winston, 29, sp (724 IP, 12.0 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 25, sp (503 IP, 12.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7957 Heraclitus, 23, sp (188 IP, -3.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 7695 Malygos, 29, mr (538 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8083 Feather the Redeemed, 26, mr (303 IP, 0.5 PRAA/100 IP)
- 7753 Ron Funches, 29, rp (265 IP, 14.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7966 Michelangelo, 26, rp (210 IP, 8.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8061 Immanuel Kant, 23, rp (105 IP, -0.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Minors:
- 7256 Jim Morrison, 32, ss (624 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 7.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7490 Eric the Half-Bee, 31, lf (423 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40)
- 8014 Tullus Aufidius, 24, rp (86 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8286 Ritchie Osbourne, 21, 2b
- 8343 Socrates, 22, sp (who?)
- 8466 B.G., 21, ss (who?)