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SimBase Players, Year 93

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2 Chainz, rf, Compton

Abe D'Catfish, 2b, Hollywoo
Absalom, sp, Tel Aviv
Ad-Rock, sp, Compton
Adolphe Pegoud, rp, Canaveral
Adut Akech, sp, Milan
Adwoa Aboah, rp, Milan
Agrus Kos, 2b, Multiverse
Aiden Brant-Briscall, rf, on waivers
Alan Shepard, mr, Canaveral
Aldo Antonio Bobadilla Avalos, sp, on waivers
Alela Artful Provocateur, c, on waivers
Alex Burriss, ss, Cyberspace
Alex Dario Aguinaga Garzon, c, Kratovo/on waivers
Alexa Chung, sp, Milan
Allie Ayers, sp, Milan
Amy Pond, lf, Compton
Amy Smart, rp, Gallifrey
Andrei Tupolev, rp, Canaveral
Andrew Garfield, sp, Los Angeles
Andrew Ketterley, 3b, Sao Paulo
Andromeda Dunker, 2b, San Jose
Angelica Buenaventura, c, Hollywoo
Angus Mackenzie, 1b, Multiverse
Anna Kendrick, 2b, Gallifrey
Anne de Paula, sp, Milan
Annie Easton, sp, Seattle
Aravis, lf, Paddington
Archimedes, 3b, Circus/Baltimore
Ariel, cf, on waivers
Arthur Gopnik, rp, Tel Aviv
Arturo Fonzarelli, rp, Circus/on waivers
Ashildr, sp, Gallifrey
Ashley Eckstein, ss, Seattle
Atilla Freska, cf, San Jose
Atlach-Nacha, rp, Arkham
Aubrey Graham, sp, Sao Paulo
Azmodan, c, Gallifrey

B'gnu-Thun, 2b, Arkham
B.G., ss, Circus
BJ Armstrong, rp, Baltimore
Baby Yoda, 3b, Cyberspace
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, rf, Canaveral
Basatan, rp, Arkham
Beanie Sigel, c, Los Angeles
Beatrice Horseman, c, Hollywoo
Ben Best, sp, Seattle
Benvolio, rf, Stratford
Beto O'Rourke, mr, Multiverse
Big Boi, sp, Gallifrey
Bill Cartwright, c, Baltimore
Bill Potts, lf, Gallifrey
Billie Eilish, sp, Seattle
Billie-Jo Skeleton, cf, San Jose
Black Thought, lf, Compton
Boats Botes, mr, San Jose
Bree, sp, Paddington
Brendan Canning, rp, Milan/on waivers
Brent Leroy, 3b, Los Angeles
Bruce Campbell, cf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Bucky Pizzarelli, c, Milan
Butterscotch Horseman, sp, Hollywoo
Byron Scott, ss, Baltimore

Caius Ligarius, sp, Stratford
Camille Kostek, rf, Milan
Candy Button Disco, sp, San Jose
Captain Peanutbutter, sp, Sao Paulo
Cara Taylor, cf, Compton
Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, rp, Kratovo
Casey Neistat, sp, Cyberspace/on waivers
Cathy Guisewite, sp, Sao Paulo
Celestial Colonnade, rp, on waivers
Census Johnston, 1b, San Jose
Chandra Watson, c, Seattle
Charlotte Moore, rp, Hollywoo
Chris Eccleston, rp, Gallifrey
Christopher Turk, c, Gallifrey/on waivers
Chulane Teller of Tales, 2b, Multiverse/on waivers
Chutimon Chuengcharoensukying, c, Milan/on waivers
Cicero, rp, Stratford
Cinderella, ss, Stratford
Cody Ko, c, Cyberspace
Colin "Bomber" Harris, c, Circus
Colyn Cameron, c, on waivers
Cominius, cf, Stratford/Los Angeles
Confucius, 2b, Circus
Connor Franta, rp, Cyberspace
Copernicus, cf, Hollywoo
Cordelia, 2b, Stratford
Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, cf, Hollywoo
Cory Phast Lane, lf, San Jose
Cow Jumping Over the Moon, lf, on waivers
Crackerjack Sugarman, 2b, San Jose
Craig Benzine, rp, Cyberspace
Cthaat, mr, on waivers
Cthugha, 3b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Curio, 3b, Stratford
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, cf, Arkham

Daniel, ss, Gallifrey
Daniel Gygax, lf, on waivers
Danny Pink, lf, Arkham
Darthvader Williamson, rp, San Jose
Darwin Tobacco, rp, San Jose
Dave DeBusschere, 3b, Baltimore
David Beckham, rf, Kratovo
David Ben-Gurion, 1b, Tel Aviv
David Dobrík, 3b, Gallifrey
David Seaman, sp, Kratovo
David Tennant, cf, Gallifrey
David Trezeguet, lf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Deacon Ernest Frye, 3b, Los Angeles
Deepika Padukone, sp, Milan
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, sp, Milan
Democritus, lf, Circus
Derek Fisher, sp, Baltimore
Derek Jeter, rp, Hollywoo
Derek Trotter, rp, Seattle
Diane Nguyen, mr, Hollywoo
Dianna Agron, rp, Seattle/Seattle
Dick McGuire, rf, Los Angeles
Diego Marín Aguilera, cf, Canaveral
Dirk Kuyt, 2b, Kratovo
Doctor Cornelius, 2b, Paddington
Doge of Venice, rp, Arkham
Domri Rade, sp, Multiverse
Donna Noble, 3b, Gallifrey
Dr. Kim Nazi, rp, San Jose
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, sp, San Jose
Dr. Trent Artichoker, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Winston, sp, Circus
Duriel, lf, on waivers
Durkas Cicero, c, on waivers
Dylan Sprayberry, rf, Sao Paulo/on waivers

E-40, 2b, Compton
Eaters of the Light, rp, Gallifrey
Edina Monsoon, rp, Los Angeles
Edmund Blackadder, rf, Los Angeles
Edmund Pevensie, rp, on waivers
Ei'lor, sp, Arkham
Elgin Baylor, sp, Baltimore
Elizabeth Turner, cf, Milan
Elka Ostrovsky, mr, Los Angeles
Elliot Reid, lf, Los Angeles
Emma Holmes, rp, Milan
Emojibot, cf, Gallifrey
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, sp, Multiverse
Enrico Forlanini, lf, Canaveral
Epictetus, c, on waivers
Eric the Fish, 1b, Circus
Eric the Half-Bee, lf, Circus
Eugene Lee Yang, cf, Cyberspace
Eugene Levy, ss, Tel Aviv
Eustace Scrubb, sp, Paddington
Eve Cicero, rp, Compton
Everlast, ss, Stratford

Fabian, rp, Stratford
Fabolous, sp, Sao Paulo
Fan Zhiyi, mr, Sao Paulo/Gallifrey
Father Bear, 2b, on waivers
Father Ted Crilly, mr, Los Angeles
Feather the Redeemed, mr, Compton/Circus
Feste, sp, Stratford
Firesong and Sunspeaker, 3b, Multiverse
Fleabag, sp, Los Angeles
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Circus
Francesco Lana de Terzi, c, Canaveral
Francesco Totti, cf, San Jose
Freddie Wong, 2b, Cyberspace
Freeway, mr, Multiverse
Félix du Temple, 1b, Canaveral

General Booty, ss, San Jose
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, sp, Circus/Multiverse
George Mikan, cf, Baltimore
Georgia Gibbs, mr, Milan/on waivers
Gerald Wallace, cf, Baltimore
Ghatanothoa, mr, Arkham
Ghisguth, ss, Circus
Ginger Baker, rp, Seattle
Glaaki, rf, Arkham
Gleeth, lf, Kratovo
Glen Power, 2b, Sao Paulo
Glimfeather, rp, Paddington
GloZell Green, rf, Sao Paulo
Gloon, cf, Arkham
Gog-Hoor, 2b, Arkham
Goneril, lf, Stratford
Gottfried Leibnitz, cf, Stratford
Grace Elizabeth, mr, Milan
Greg Kurstin, lf, Seattle
Gtuhanai, ss, Arkham
Gurathnaka, sp, Arkham
Gustave Whitehead, ss, Canaveral
Gzxtyos, rp, Arkham/Seattle/Sao Paulo

H'chtelegoth, 3b, Sao Paulo
Haiogh-Yai, rp, Arkham
Hakan Loob, 2b, Milan
Hamilton Leithauser, cf, Seattle
Happy Hairston, ss, Baltimore
Hastur, sp, Arkham
Henrietta Platchkey, rp, Hollywoo
Henrik Lundqvist, sp, Canaveral
Heraclitus, sp, Circus
Herb Kazzaz, 3b, Hollywoo
Hiram Maxim, sp, Canaveral
Holland Roden, ss, Sao Paulo
Holly Kiser, rf, Milan
Horace Grant, c, Milan
Hugo, lf, Baltimore
Hugo Junkers, lf, Canaveral
Hwin, 2b, Paddington
Hziulquoigmnzhah, rp, Arkham

Ianto Jones, rp, on waivers
Ike Broflovski, c, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Iker Casillas, sp, Kratovo
Immanuel Kant, rp, Circus
Inara George, c, Seattle
Inspector Flying Fox, cf, Circus
Inspector Leopard, cf, Circus
Istasha, ss, Arkham
Iyonna Fairbanks, sp, Stratford

J. D. Salinger, 3b, Tel Aviv
Ja Rule, 3b, Circus
Jack Spratt, lf, Paddington
Jacques-Étienne Montgolfier, rp, on waivers
Jamaal Wilkes, 1b, Baltimore
James Charles Dickinson, cf, Cyberspace
James Worthy, sp, Baltimore
Jasmine Squirrel, rp, Milan
Jay Maynard, lf, Cyberspace
Jazznique St. Junious, rp, on waivers
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, sp, Stratford
Jeezy, sp, on waivers
Jeff Baxter, rp, Canaveral
Jeff Beck, sp, Tel Aviv
Jeff Mangum, 3b, Hollywoo
Jeff Pearce, 2b, Los Angeles
Jeff Tweedy, 1b, Los Angeles
Jennifer Connelly, sp, Tel Aviv
Jens Jeremies, c, Kratovo
Jerusalem Monday, rf, Tel Aviv
Jessa Johansson, rp, Multiverse
Jiang Yanggu, ss, Multiverse
Jill Pill, c, Hollywoo
Jill Pole, ss, Paddington
Jim Levenstein, lf, Tel Aviv
Jim Morrison, ss, Circus
Jimmy Doolittle, sp, Canaveral
Jizyah Shorts, sp, San Jose
Jochebed, 3b, Tel Aviv
Joe L'Official, 3b, San Jose
Joey King, cf, Gallifrey
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, ss, Circus
John Dorian, rp, Kratovo
John Entwistle, 2b, Seattle
John Noble, ss, Sao Paulo
John Pizzarelli, 2b, Sao Paulo/Seattle
Jon Favreau, mr, Tel Aviv
Jon Spencer, rf, Seattle
Jonathan Anomaly, 3b, San Jose
Jor Kadeen, 3b, Multiverse/Compton
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, 3b, Stratford
Josie Canseco, c, Milan
Joylord Gumbie, sp, San Jose
Judah Akers, sp, Seattle/Arkham
Judah Bauer, 3b, Seattle
Judith Gopnik, rp, Tel Aviv
Judith the Scourge Diva, lf, Multiverse
Juvenile, rf, Compton/Circus

Kaalut, 1b, on waivers
Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, sp, Paddington
Kate Morton, sp, Sao Paulo
Kei Takahashi, 1b, Multiverse
Keith Flint, 1b, Seattle
Kemba Walker, sp, Baltimore
Kenny F. Powers, sp, Los Angeles
Kevin Johnson, cf, Arkham
King Cole, c, Cyberspace
King Frank, lf, Sao Paulo
King Miraz, sp, Paddington
Kobe Bryant, sp, Baltimore
Korvold Fae-Cursed King, sp, Multiverse
Kuro Takhasomi, sp, Cyberspace
Kyle Carson, 3b, Seattle/on waivers
Kyle MacDonald, cf, Cyberspace

Lacey Burrows, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Lady of the Green Kirtle, rp, on waivers
Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, 3b, Canaveral
Laika, rp, Canaveral
Lamar Odom, ss, Baltimore
Landon Donovan, lf, Kratovo
Larry Gopnik, lf, Tel Aviv
Larry Nightingale, rp, Gallifrey
Laser Kaplan, mr, Tel Aviv
Lavinia Azorius Renegade, lf, Multiverse
Leandro Barbosa, cf, Sao Paulo/Multiverse
Leigh Watson, 2b, Seattle
Lenny Turteltaub, sp, Hollywoo
Leon Uris, 2b, Tel Aviv
Lepidus, rp, Stratford
Levi, cf, Tel Aviv
Lew Alcindor, rp, Baltimore
Lil Romeo, cf, Compton
Lil Wayne, 2b, Compton
Linda Zwordling, rf, Sao Paulo
Livonya Silone, sp, Multiverse
Lizzo, rp, Seattle
Lord Drinian, cf, Paddington
Lorenzo, rp, on waivers
Lou Reed, rp, Tel Aviv
Lovisa Coldeyes, 1b, Multiverse
Lucy Pevensie, sp, Paddington
Ludacris, mr, Compton
Ludwig Wittgenstein, c, Circus
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, rp, Kratovo
Lydia Hearst, sp, Compton
Lyra Dawnbringer, rp, Multiverse

MC Serch, rf, Los Angeles
MCA, rp, Compton
MF Doom, 3b, Compton
Mac Dre, rp, on waivers
Magic Johnson, cf, Baltimore
Majed Abdullah, rf, Stratford/on waivers
Malvolio, c, Stratford
Malygos, mr, Circus
Mannie Fresh, sp, Compton
Mappo no Ryujin, lf, Arkham
Marco Materazzi, rp, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, rp, Kratovo
Marcus Johns, 3b, Sao Paulo
Maria, rp, Stratford
Mark Schwarzer, sp, Kratovo
Mark Sheehan, sp, Sao Paulo
Marnie Michaels, cf, Los Angeles
Marshmello, rp, Hollywoo
Martina Topley-Bird, 3b, on waivers
Mary Magdalene, 1b, Tel Aviv
Mason Cook, c, Gallifrey
Mason Ramsey, rp, on waivers
Massacre Girl, cf, Multiverse
Master P, mr, Compton
Matt Costa, 3b, Sao Paulo/Sao Paulo
Matt Nathanson, rp, Sao Paulo/Kratovo
Matt Smith, 1b, Gallifrey
Matthew Fox, rf, on waivers
Matthew Ward, rf, Seattle
Max Carver, c, Sao Paulo
Maya Ishii-Peters, lf, Los Angeles/Cyberspace
Meg March, ss, Los Angeles
Melanie Laurent, 3b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Meredith Mickelson, ss, Milan
Merieke Ri Berit, 2b, Cyberspace
Metta World Peace, cf, on waivers
Michael Ballack, ss, Kratovo
Michael Bay, rp, Tel Aviv
Michael Cooper, c, Baltimore
Michael Jackson, ss, on waivers
Michael Jordan, rf, Baltimore
Michael Kojo Essien, rf, Kratovo
Michelangelo, rp, Circus
Michelle Jenneke, 3b, Los Angeles/Sao Paulo
Michelle Khare, 2b, Cyberspace
Mike Baxter, rp, Sao Paulo
Mike D, mr, Compton
Mike Jones, rp, Compton
Mikhail Varshavski, lf, Cyberspace
Mile Sterjovski, 3b, Paddington
Mindy Buenaventura, sp, Hollywoo
Miraculous Powers, sp, San Jose
Miranda Lambert, cf, Gallifrey
Missy Elliott, ss, Compton
Mitch Kupchak, cf, Baltimore
Montero Lamar Hill, mr, Cyberspace
Mos Def, 3b, Compton
Moth, 2b, on waivers
Mother Bear, ss, Milan
Mother Goose, ss, Paddington
Mowu Loyal Companion, 1b, Multiverse
Mr. Akwekwe, 1b, Circus/on waivers
Mr. Bean, sp, Compton
Mr. Beaver, lf, Sao Paulo
Mr. Peanutbutter, lf, Hollywoo
Mrs. Beaver, ss, Paddington
Mrs. Conclusion, rf, Circus
Mrs. Premise, cf, on waivers
Murphy Lee, 1b, Compton
Mychal Thompson, lf, Baltimore
Mystikal, 2b, Kratovo

Nadia Vulvokov, sp, Los Angeles
Nakata Hidetoshi, rf, on waivers
Nala the cat, 3b, Cyberspace
Nelly, rp, on waivers
Nelson Bighetti, sp, Los Angeles
Neltharion, rp, Tel Aviv
Nikabrik, ss, Paddington
Noah Levenstein, rp, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, rp, Tel Aviv
Noreaga, cf, Compton
Norm Nixon, sp, Baltimore
Nyarlathotep, c, Arkham

Ob'mbu, c, Arkham
Odric Lunarch Marshal, cf, Multiverse
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, rp, Kratovo
Oliver Kahn, rp, on waivers
Olivia, ss, Canaveral
Oozi Cats, rp, San Jose
Orsino, 2b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Osgood, 3b, Sao Paulo
Othuyeg, ss, Arkham
Otto Lilienthal, rf, Canaveral

Pablo Chinchilla Vega, sp, on waivers
Pascal Zuberbuhler, rp, Kratovo
Patrick Vieira, sp, Kratovo
Patsy Stone, rp, Compton/Milan
Paul Vasquez, sp, Cyberspace
Paul Wall, rf, on waivers
Paul Westerberg, rp, Gallifrey
Pavel Bure, rp, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, rp, Canaveral
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, lf, Kratovo
Pete Townshend, sp, Seattle
Peter Lovenkrands, 2b, Tel Aviv
Peter Morley-Souter, rp, Cyberspace
Peter Pevensie, 3b, Paddington
Peter Shukoff, sp, Cyberspace
Peter the Goatherd, rf, Milan
Petr Cech, rp, Kratovo
Phil Myman, rp, Los Angeles
Philostrate, lf, Stratford
Pinky Penguin, lf, Hollywoo
Piper Laurie, 2b, Seattle
Plotinus, 3b, Circus/Compton
Polly Plummer, rp, Paddington
Pope McCorkle III, 2b, San Jose
Prime Speaker Vannifar, c, Multiverse
Prince Caspian, rf, Paddington
Pting, sp, Gallifrey
Puddleglum, rp, Paddington

Quentin Tarantulino, rp, on waivers

Raine Michaels, rf, Seattle
Rakka Mar, rf, on waivers
Ralph Stilton, c, on waivers
Red Riding Hood, sp, Tel Aviv
Reepicheep, cf, Paddington
Regan, rf, Stratford
Reverend Adam Smallbone, sp, Los Angeles
Reverend Dongo Pewee, cf, San Jose
Reverend Geraldine Granger, rf, Los Angeles
Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, rp, Los Angeles
Rhys Williams, sp, Stratford
Rianne van Rompaey, lf, Milan
Richard Hendricks, rp, Los Angeles
Richard Tyler Blevins, rf, Cyberspace
Richie Guerin, lf, Kratovo
Rick Fox, 3b, Baltimore
Ritchie Osbourne, 2b, Circus
Riven Turnbull, c, Multiverse
River Song, sp, Cyberspace
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, rp, Multiverse
Robert Horry, rp, Baltimore
Robert Maschio, 2b, Sao Paulo
Robin Holtzken, 3b, Milan
Robin Starveling, rf, Stratford
Roger Daltrey, sp, Seattle
Roland Garros, cf, Canaveral
Roman Hamrlík, c, on waivers
Ron Funches, rp, Circus
Roque Luis Santa Cruz Cantero, 1b, Kratovo
Rory Williams, sp, Seattle
Rufus Wainwright, c, Tel Aviv
Ruslan Nigmatullin, sp, Baltimore
Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, 1b, Hollywoo
Ryan Kaji, rf, Cyberspace
Ryan's Nan, c, Gallifrey

Sabiha Gökçen, cf, on waivers
Safiya Nygaard, sp, Cyberspace
Salami Blessing, ss, San Jose
Sam Fox, cf, Sao Paulo
Sam Tsui, sp, on waivers
Samuel Pierpont Langley, rp, Canaveral
Sara Bareilles, ss, Seattle
Sarah Jane Smith, cf, Tel Aviv
Scott Carpenter, rf, Canaveral
Sebastian Cesario, 1b, Stratford
Sebastian St. Clair, ss, Hollywoo
Sedmelluq, sp, Arkham
Selma Blair, rp, Tel Aviv
Serhiy Rebrov, ss, on waivers
Shaka Hislop, rp, Kratovo
Shaquille O'Neal, sp, Baltimore
Sharc Jacobs, rp, Hollywoo
Sharon Morris, ss, Compton
Shasta, sp, Paddington
Simon Burke, ss, Milan
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, rp, Stratford
Sir Toby Belch, sp, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, rp, San Jose
Slater Martin, c, Baltimore/on waivers
Smush Parker, lf, Sao Paulo
Socrates, sp, Circus
Sram Senior Edificer, mr, Multiverse
St. Thomas Aquinas, sp, Circus
Steele Fortress, rf, on waivers
Stefani Stilton, mr, Hollywoo
Steve Nash, rp, on waivers
Steven Jason Williams, 2b, Sao Paulo
Steven Lim, rp, Cyberspace
Stingray Liotta, 1b, Hollywoo
Stoneforge Mystic, cf, Multiverse
Sue Miller, cf, Milan
Surender Nada, cf, San Jose
Susan Pevensie, mr, Paddington
Sy Ableman, c, Gallifrey
Syncere Friends, 1b, Seattle/on waivers
Syr Alin the Lion's Claw, sp, on waivers
Syr Gwyn Hero of Ashvale, rf, on waivers

T.I., c, Compton
Tajic Legions Edge, 2b, Multiverse
Talib Kweli, sp, Compton
Tara Fares, lf, Milan
Tasha Tilberg, rp, Milan
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, c, San Jose
Ted Crisp, rp, Stratford
Teemu Selanne, mr, Los Angeles
Tennessee Thomas, 3b, Seattle
The Green God, ss, Arkham
The Grinch, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
The Haunt of Hightower, ss, Arkham
The Knightmare, 1b, Gallifrey
The Professor, 1b, Paddington
The Silence, rp, Gallifrey
Tichondrius, rf, Gallifrey
Tiger Lily, 2b, Paddington
Tim Cahill, rf, Kratovo
Titus Andronicus, 1b, Stratford
Todd Chavez, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Tom DeLonge, 1b, Cyberspace/on waivers
Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, rf, Hollywoo
Tom Meighan, 2b, Los Angeles
Toshiko Sato, c, on waivers
Traian Vuia, 3b, Canaveral
Trufflehunter, sp, Paddington
Trumpkin, rp, Paddington
Tullus Aufidius, rp, Circus
Tumnus, ss, Sao Paulo

Verix Bladewing, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Veronica Palmer, 3b, Canaveral
Vincent Adultman, 2b, Hollywoo
Viola, ss, Stratford
Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, cf, on waivers
Vladimir Kokkinaki, 3b, Canaveral
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, rp, Kratovo

Weeping Angel, sp, Gallifrey
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, mr, Hollywoo

Y'golonac, 1b, Arkham
Yolanda Buenaventura, mr, Hollywoo
Your Smith, 3b, Seattle
Yuri Gagarin, 1b, Canaveral

Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, ss, Cyberspace

By position

Catchers

Alela Artful Provocateur, on waivers
Alex Dario Aguinaga Garzon, Kratovo/on waivers
Angelica Buenaventura, Hollywoo
Azmodan, Gallifrey
Beanie Sigel, Los Angeles
Beatrice Horseman, Hollywoo
Bill Cartwright, Baltimore
Bucky Pizzarelli, Milan
Chandra Watson, Seattle
Christopher Turk, Gallifrey/on waivers
Chutimon Chuengcharoensukying, Milan/on waivers
Cody Ko, Cyberspace
Colin "Bomber" Harris, Circus
Colyn Cameron, on waivers
Durkas Cicero, on waivers
Epictetus, on waivers
Francesco Lana de Terzi, Canaveral
Horace Grant, Milan
Ike Broflovski, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Inara George, Seattle
Jens Jeremies, Kratovo
Jill Pill, Hollywoo
Josie Canseco, Milan
King Cole, Cyberspace
Ludwig Wittgenstein, Circus
Malvolio, Stratford
Mason Cook, Gallifrey
Max Carver, Sao Paulo
Michael Cooper, Baltimore
Nyarlathotep, Arkham
Ob'mbu, Arkham
Prime Speaker Vannifar, Multiverse
Ralph Stilton, on waivers
Riven Turnbull, Multiverse
Roman Hamrlík, on waivers
Rufus Wainwright, Tel Aviv
Ryan's Nan, Gallifrey
Slater Martin, Baltimore/on waivers
Sy Ableman, Gallifrey
T.I., Compton
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, San Jose
Toshiko Sato, on waivers

First Basemen

Angus Mackenzie, Multiverse
Census Johnston, San Jose
David Ben-Gurion, Tel Aviv
Dr. Trent Artichoker, San Jose
Eric the Fish, Circus
Félix du Temple, Canaveral
Jamaal Wilkes, Baltimore
Jeff Tweedy, Los Angeles
Kaalut, on waivers
Kei Takahashi, Multiverse
Keith Flint, Seattle
Lovisa Coldeyes, Multiverse
Mary Magdalene, Tel Aviv
Matt Smith, Gallifrey
Mowu Loyal Companion, Multiverse
Mr. Akwekwe, Circus/on waivers
Murphy Lee, Compton
Roque Luis Santa Cruz Cantero, Kratovo
Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, Hollywoo
Sebastian Cesario, Stratford
Stingray Liotta, Hollywoo
Syncere Friends, Seattle/on waivers
The Knightmare, Gallifrey
The Professor, Paddington
Titus Andronicus, Stratford
Tom DeLonge, Cyberspace/on waivers
Y'golonac, Arkham
Yuri Gagarin, Canaveral

Second Basemen

Abe D'Catfish, Hollywoo
Agrus Kos, Multiverse
Andromeda Dunker, San Jose
Anna Kendrick, Gallifrey
B'gnu-Thun, Arkham
Chulane Teller of Tales, Multiverse/on waivers
Confucius, Circus
Cordelia, Stratford
Crackerjack Sugarman, San Jose
Dirk Kuyt, Kratovo
Doctor Cornelius, Paddington
E-40, Compton
Father Bear, on waivers
Freddie Wong, Cyberspace
Glen Power, Sao Paulo
Gog-Hoor, Arkham
Hakan Loob, Milan
Hwin, Paddington
Jeff Pearce, Los Angeles
John Entwistle, Seattle
John Pizzarelli, Sao Paulo/Seattle
Leigh Watson, Seattle
Leon Uris, Tel Aviv
Lil Wayne, Compton
Merieke Ri Berit, Cyberspace
Michelle Khare, Cyberspace
Moth, on waivers
Mystikal, Kratovo
Orsino, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Peter Lovenkrands, Tel Aviv
Piper Laurie, Seattle
Pope McCorkle III, San Jose
Ritchie Osbourne, Circus
Robert Maschio, Sao Paulo
Steven Jason Williams, Sao Paulo
Tajic Legions Edge, Multiverse
Tiger Lily, Paddington
Tom Meighan, Los Angeles
Vincent Adultman, Hollywoo

Third Basemen

Andrew Ketterley, Sao Paulo
Archimedes, Circus/Baltimore
Baby Yoda, Cyberspace
Brent Leroy, Los Angeles
Cthugha, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Curio, Stratford
Dave DeBusschere, Baltimore
David Dobrík, Gallifrey
Deacon Ernest Frye, Los Angeles
Donna Noble, Gallifrey
Firesong and Sunspeaker, Multiverse
H'chtelegoth, Sao Paulo
Herb Kazzaz, Hollywoo
J. D. Salinger, Tel Aviv
Ja Rule, Circus
Jeff Mangum, Hollywoo
Jochebed, Tel Aviv
Joe L'Official, San Jose
Jonathan Anomaly, San Jose
Jor Kadeen, Multiverse/Compton
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, Stratford
Judah Bauer, Seattle
Kyle Carson, Seattle/on waivers
Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, Canaveral
MF Doom, Compton
Marcus Johns, Sao Paulo
Martina Topley-Bird, on waivers
Matt Costa, Sao Paulo/Sao Paulo
Melanie Laurent, Los Angeles/on waivers
Michelle Jenneke, Los Angeles/Sao Paulo
Mile Sterjovski, Paddington
Mos Def, Compton
Nala the cat, Cyberspace
Osgood, Sao Paulo
Peter Pevensie, Paddington
Plotinus, Circus/Compton
Rick Fox, Baltimore
Robin Holtzken, Milan
Tennessee Thomas, Seattle
Traian Vuia, Canaveral
Veronica Palmer, Canaveral
Vladimir Kokkinaki, Canaveral
Your Smith, Seattle

Shortstops

Alex Burriss, Cyberspace
Ashley Eckstein, Seattle
B.G., Circus
Byron Scott, Baltimore
Cinderella, Stratford
Daniel, Gallifrey
Eugene Levy, Tel Aviv
Everlast, Stratford
General Booty, San Jose
Ghisguth, Circus
Gtuhanai, Arkham
Gustave Whitehead, Canaveral
Happy Hairston, Baltimore
Holland Roden, Sao Paulo
Istasha, Arkham
Jiang Yanggu, Multiverse
Jill Pole, Paddington
Jim Morrison, Circus
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, Circus
John Noble, Sao Paulo
Lamar Odom, Baltimore
Meg March, Los Angeles
Meredith Mickelson, Milan
Michael Ballack, Kratovo
Michael Jackson, on waivers
Missy Elliott, Compton
Mother Bear, Milan
Mother Goose, Paddington
Mrs. Beaver, Paddington
Nikabrik, Paddington
Olivia, Canaveral
Othuyeg, Arkham
Salami Blessing, San Jose
Sara Bareilles, Seattle
Sebastian St. Clair, Hollywoo
Serhiy Rebrov, on waivers
Sharon Morris, Compton
Simon Burke, Milan
The Green God, Arkham
The Haunt of Hightower, Arkham
Tumnus, Sao Paulo
Viola, Stratford
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, Cyberspace

Left Fielders

Amy Pond, Compton
Aravis, Paddington
Bill Potts, Gallifrey
Black Thought, Compton
Cory Phast Lane, San Jose
Cow Jumping Over the Moon, on waivers
Daniel Gygax, on waivers
Danny Pink, Arkham
David Trezeguet, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Democritus, Circus
Duriel, on waivers
Elliot Reid, Los Angeles
Enrico Forlanini, Canaveral
Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
Gleeth, Kratovo
Goneril, Stratford
Greg Kurstin, Seattle
Hugo, Baltimore
Hugo Junkers, Canaveral
Jack Spratt, Paddington
Jay Maynard, Cyberspace
Jim Levenstein, Tel Aviv
Judith the Scourge Diva, Multiverse
King Frank, Sao Paulo
Landon Donovan, Kratovo
Larry Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Lavinia Azorius Renegade, Multiverse
Mappo no Ryujin, Arkham
Maya Ishii-Peters, Los Angeles/Cyberspace
Mikhail Varshavski, Cyberspace
Mr. Beaver, Sao Paulo
Mr. Peanutbutter, Hollywoo
Mychal Thompson, Baltimore
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, Kratovo
Philostrate, Stratford
Pinky Penguin, Hollywoo
Rianne van Rompaey, Milan
Richie Guerin, Kratovo
Smush Parker, Sao Paulo
Tara Fares, Milan

Center Fielders

Ariel, on waivers
Atilla Freska, San Jose
Billie-Jo Skeleton, San Jose
Bruce Campbell, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Cara Taylor, Compton
Cominius, Stratford/Los Angeles
Copernicus, Hollywoo
Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, Hollywoo
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, Arkham
David Tennant, Gallifrey
Diego Marín Aguilera, Canaveral
Elizabeth Turner, Milan
Emojibot, Gallifrey
Eugene Lee Yang, Cyberspace
Francesco Totti, San Jose
George Mikan, Baltimore
Gerald Wallace, Baltimore
Gloon, Arkham
Gottfried Leibnitz, Stratford
Hamilton Leithauser, Seattle
Inspector Flying Fox, Circus
Inspector Leopard, Circus
James Charles Dickinson, Cyberspace
Joey King, Gallifrey
Kevin Johnson, Arkham
Kyle MacDonald, Cyberspace
Leandro Barbosa, Sao Paulo/Multiverse
Levi, Tel Aviv
Lil Romeo, Compton
Lord Drinian, Paddington
Magic Johnson, Baltimore
Marnie Michaels, Los Angeles
Massacre Girl, Multiverse
Metta World Peace, on waivers
Miranda Lambert, Gallifrey
Mitch Kupchak, Baltimore
Mrs. Premise, on waivers
Noreaga, Compton
Odric Lunarch Marshal, Multiverse
Reepicheep, Paddington
Reverend Dongo Pewee, San Jose
Roland Garros, Canaveral
Sabiha Gökçen, on waivers
Sam Fox, Sao Paulo
Sarah Jane Smith, Tel Aviv
Stoneforge Mystic, Multiverse
Sue Miller, Milan
Surender Nada, San Jose
Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, on waivers

Right Fielders

2 Chainz, Compton
Aiden Brant-Briscall, on waivers
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, Canaveral
Benvolio, Stratford
Camille Kostek, Milan
David Beckham, Kratovo
Dick McGuire, Los Angeles
Dylan Sprayberry, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Edmund Blackadder, Los Angeles
Glaaki, Arkham
GloZell Green, Sao Paulo
Holly Kiser, Milan
Jerusalem Monday, Tel Aviv
Jon Spencer, Seattle
Juvenile, Compton/Circus
Linda Zwordling, Sao Paulo
MC Serch, Los Angeles
Majed Abdullah, Stratford/on waivers
Matthew Fox, on waivers
Matthew Ward, Seattle
Michael Jordan, Baltimore
Michael Kojo Essien, Kratovo
Mrs. Conclusion, Circus
Nakata Hidetoshi, on waivers
Otto Lilienthal, Canaveral
Paul Wall, on waivers
Peter the Goatherd, Milan
Prince Caspian, Paddington
Raine Michaels, Seattle
Rakka Mar, on waivers
Regan, Stratford
Reverend Geraldine Granger, Los Angeles
Richard Tyler Blevins, Cyberspace
Robin Starveling, Stratford
Ryan Kaji, Cyberspace
Scott Carpenter, Canaveral
Steele Fortress, on waivers
Syr Gwyn Hero of Ashvale, on waivers
Tichondrius, Gallifrey
Tim Cahill, Kratovo
Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, Hollywoo

Starting Pitchers

Absalom, Tel Aviv
Ad-Rock, Compton
Adut Akech, Milan
Aldo Antonio Bobadilla Avalos, on waivers
Alexa Chung, Milan
Allie Ayers, Milan
Andrew Garfield, Los Angeles
Anne de Paula, Milan
Annie Easton, Seattle
Ashildr, Gallifrey
Aubrey Graham, Sao Paulo
Ben Best, Seattle
Big Boi, Gallifrey
Billie Eilish, Seattle
Bree, Paddington
Butterscotch Horseman, Hollywoo
Caius Ligarius, Stratford
Candy Button Disco, San Jose
Captain Peanutbutter, Sao Paulo
Casey Neistat, Cyberspace/on waivers
Cathy Guisewite, Sao Paulo
David Seaman, Kratovo
Deepika Padukone, Milan
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, Milan
Derek Fisher, Baltimore
Domri Rade, Multiverse
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, San Jose
Dr. Winston, Circus
Ei'lor, Arkham
Elgin Baylor, Baltimore
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, Multiverse
Eustace Scrubb, Paddington
Fabolous, Sao Paulo
Feste, Stratford
Fleabag, Los Angeles
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Circus
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, Circus/Multiverse
Gurathnaka, Arkham
Hastur, Arkham
Henrik Lundqvist, Canaveral
Heraclitus, Circus
Hiram Maxim, Canaveral
Iker Casillas, Kratovo
Iyonna Fairbanks, Stratford
James Worthy, Baltimore
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, Stratford
Jeezy, on waivers
Jeff Beck, Tel Aviv
Jennifer Connelly, Tel Aviv
Jimmy Doolittle, Canaveral
Jizyah Shorts, San Jose
Joylord Gumbie, San Jose
Judah Akers, Seattle/Arkham
Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, Paddington
Kate Morton, Sao Paulo
Kemba Walker, Baltimore
Kenny F. Powers, Los Angeles
King Miraz, Paddington
Kobe Bryant, Baltimore
Korvold Fae-Cursed King, Multiverse
Kuro Takhasomi, Cyberspace
Lacey Burrows, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Lenny Turteltaub, Hollywoo
Livonya Silone, Multiverse
Lucy Pevensie, Paddington
Lydia Hearst, Compton
Mannie Fresh, Compton
Mark Schwarzer, Kratovo
Mark Sheehan, Sao Paulo
Mindy Buenaventura, Hollywoo
Miraculous Powers, San Jose
Mr. Bean, Compton
Nadia Vulvokov, Los Angeles
Nelson Bighetti, Los Angeles
Norm Nixon, Baltimore
Pablo Chinchilla Vega, on waivers
Patrick Vieira, Kratovo
Paul Vasquez, Cyberspace
Pete Townshend, Seattle
Peter Shukoff, Cyberspace
Pting, Gallifrey
Red Riding Hood, Tel Aviv
Reverend Adam Smallbone, Los Angeles
Rhys Williams, Stratford
River Song, Cyberspace
Roger Daltrey, Seattle
Rory Williams, Seattle
Ruslan Nigmatullin, Baltimore
Safiya Nygaard, Cyberspace
Sam Tsui, on waivers
Sedmelluq, Arkham
Shaquille O'Neal, Baltimore
Shasta, Paddington
Sir Toby Belch, Stratford
Socrates, Circus
St. Thomas Aquinas, Circus
Syr Alin the Lion's Claw, on waivers
Talib Kweli, Compton
Trufflehunter, Paddington
Weeping Angel, Gallifrey

Middle Relievers

Alan Shepard, Canaveral
Beto O'Rourke, Multiverse
Boats Botes, San Jose
Cthaat, on waivers
Diane Nguyen, Hollywoo
Elka Ostrovsky, Los Angeles
Fan Zhiyi, Sao Paulo/Gallifrey
Father Ted Crilly, Los Angeles
Feather the Redeemed, Compton/Circus
Freeway, Multiverse
Georgia Gibbs, Milan/on waivers
Ghatanothoa, Arkham
Grace Elizabeth, Milan
Jon Favreau, Tel Aviv
Laser Kaplan, Tel Aviv
Ludacris, Compton
Malygos, Circus
Master P, Compton
Mike D, Compton
Montero Lamar Hill, Cyberspace
Sram Senior Edificer, Multiverse
Stefani Stilton, Hollywoo
Susan Pevensie, Paddington
Teemu Selanne, Los Angeles
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, Hollywoo
Yolanda Buenaventura, Hollywoo

Relief Pitchers

Adolphe Pegoud, Canaveral
Adwoa Aboah, Milan
Amy Smart, Gallifrey
Andrei Tupolev, Canaveral
Arthur Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Arturo Fonzarelli, Circus/on waivers
Atlach-Nacha, Arkham
BJ Armstrong, Baltimore
Basatan, Arkham
Brendan Canning, Milan/on waivers
Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, Kratovo
Celestial Colonnade, on waivers
Charlotte Moore, Hollywoo
Chris Eccleston, Gallifrey
Cicero, Stratford
Connor Franta, Cyberspace
Craig Benzine, Cyberspace
Darthvader Williamson, San Jose
Darwin Tobacco, San Jose
Derek Jeter, Hollywoo
Derek Trotter, Seattle
Dianna Agron, Seattle/Seattle
Doge of Venice, Arkham
Dr. Kim Nazi, San Jose
Eaters of the Light, Gallifrey
Edina Monsoon, Los Angeles
Edmund Pevensie, on waivers
Emma Holmes, Milan
Eve Cicero, Compton
Fabian, Stratford
Ginger Baker, Seattle
Glimfeather, Paddington
Gzxtyos, Arkham/Seattle/Sao Paulo
Haiogh-Yai, Arkham
Henrietta Platchkey, Hollywoo
Hziulquoigmnzhah, Arkham
Ianto Jones, on waivers
Immanuel Kant, Circus
Jacques-Étienne Montgolfier, on waivers
Jasmine Squirrel, Milan
Jazznique St. Junious, on waivers
Jeff Baxter, Canaveral
Jessa Johansson, Multiverse
John Dorian, Kratovo
Judith Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Lady of the Green Kirtle, on waivers
Laika, Canaveral
Larry Nightingale, Gallifrey
Lepidus, Stratford
Lew Alcindor, Baltimore
Lizzo, Seattle
Lorenzo, on waivers
Lou Reed, Tel Aviv
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, Kratovo
Lyra Dawnbringer, Multiverse
MCA, Compton
Mac Dre, on waivers
Marco Materazzi, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, Kratovo
Maria, Stratford
Marshmello, Hollywoo
Mason Ramsey, on waivers
Matt Nathanson, Sao Paulo/Kratovo
Michael Bay, Tel Aviv
Michelangelo, Circus
Mike Baxter, Sao Paulo
Mike Jones, Compton
Nelly, on waivers
Neltharion, Tel Aviv
Noah Levenstein, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, Tel Aviv
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, Kratovo
Oliver Kahn, on waivers
Oozi Cats, San Jose
Pascal Zuberbuhler, Kratovo
Patsy Stone, Compton/Milan
Paul Westerberg, Gallifrey
Pavel Bure, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, Canaveral
Peter Morley-Souter, Cyberspace
Petr Cech, Kratovo
Phil Myman, Los Angeles
Polly Plummer, Paddington
Puddleglum, Paddington
Quentin Tarantulino, on waivers
Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, Los Angeles
Richard Hendricks, Los Angeles
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, Multiverse
Robert Horry, Baltimore
Ron Funches, Circus
Samuel Pierpont Langley, Canaveral
Selma Blair, Tel Aviv
Shaka Hislop, Kratovo
Sharc Jacobs, Hollywoo
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, San Jose
Steve Nash, on waivers
Steven Lim, Cyberspace
Tasha Tilberg, Milan
Ted Crisp, Stratford
The Grinch, Sao Paulo/on waivers
The Silence, Gallifrey
Todd Chavez, Stratford/on waivers
Trumpkin, Paddington
Tullus Aufidius, Circus
Verix Bladewing, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, Kratovo