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SimBase Players, Year 94

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2 Chainz, rf, Compton

Abe D'Catfish, 2b, Hollywoo
Absalom, sp, Tel Aviv
Ad-Rock, sp, Compton
Adam Silver, sp, Tel Aviv
Adolphe Pegoud, rp, Canaveral
Adut Akech, sp, Milan
Adwoa Aboah, rp, Milan
Agrus Kos, 2b, Multiverse/Baltimore
Alan Shepard, mr, Canaveral
Alex Burriss, ss, Cyberspace
Alexa Chung, sp, Milan
Allie Ayers, sp, Milan
Amy Pond, lf, Compton
Amy Smart, rp, Gallifrey
Andrea Riseborough, sp, Sao Paulo
Andrei Tupolev, rp, Sao Paulo
Andrew Garfield, sp, Los Angeles
Andrew Ketterley, lf, on waivers
Andrew Rea, mr, Cyberspace
Andromeda Dunker, 2b, San Jose
Angelica Buenaventura, c, Hollywoo
Angus, rf, Stratford
Angus Mackenzie, 1b, Multiverse/on waivers
Anna Kendrick, 2b, Gallifrey
Anne de Paula, sp, Milan
Annie Easton, sp, Tel Aviv
Aravis, lf, Paddington
Archimedes, 3b, Baltimore/on waivers
Arthur Gopnik, rp, Tel Aviv
Aruna Dindane, 3b, Kratovo
Ashildr, sp, Gallifrey/Vatican
Ashley Eckstein, ss, Multiverse
Atilla Freska, cf, San Jose
Atlach-Nacha, rp, Arkham
Aubrey Graham, sp, Sao Paulo
Awkwafina, 3b, Compton
Azmodan, c, Gallifrey/Stratford

B'gnu-Thun, 2b, Arkham
B.G., ss, Vatican/Multiverse
BJ Armstrong, rp, Baltimore
Baby Yoda, 3b, Cyberspace
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, rf, Canaveral
Basatan, rp, Arkham
Beanie Sigel, c, Los Angeles
Beatrice Horseman, c, Hollywoo
Ben Best, sp, Seattle
Benvolio, rf, Stratford
Beto O'Rourke, mr, Multiverse
Big Boi, sp, Gallifrey/Los Angeles
Bill Cartwright, c, Baltimore
Bill Potts, lf, Gallifrey
Billie Eilish, sp, Seattle
Billie-Jo Skeleton, cf, Seattle
Black Thought, lf, Compton
Boats Botes, mr, San Jose
Bobs, cf, Paddington
Bree, mr, Paddington
Brent Leroy, 3b, Los Angeles
Bucky Pizzarelli, 1b, Milan
Butterscotch Horseman, sp, Hollywoo
Byron Scott, ss, Baltimore

Caius Ligarius, sp, Stratford
Camille Kostek, rf, Milan
Candy Button Disco, sp, San Jose
Captain Peanutbutter, sp, Sao Paulo
Cara Taylor, cf, Compton
Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, rp, Kratovo
Cassadee Pope, ss, Seattle
Cathy Guisewite, sp, Sao Paulo
Census Johnston, 1b, San Jose
Chandra Watson, c, on waivers
Charlotte Moore, rp, Hollywoo
Chris Eccleston, rp, Gallifrey
Christina Aguilera, rp, Seattle
Cicero, rp, Stratford
Cinderella, ss, Stratford
Cody Ko, c, Cyberspace
Colin "Bomber" Harris, c, Vatican
Cominius, cf, Los Angeles/Gallifrey
Confucius, 2b, Vatican/Circus
Connor Franta, rp, Cyberspace
Copernicus, cf, on waivers
Cordelia, 2b, Stratford
Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, cf, Hollywoo/Vatican/on waivers
Cory Phast Lane, lf, San Jose
Crackerjack Sugarman, 2b, San Jose
Craig Benzine, rp, Cyberspace
Curio, 3b, Stratford
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, cf, Arkham

Daniel, ss, Gallifrey
Daniel Radcliffe, c, Hollywoo
Danny Pink, lf, Arkham
Darthvader Williamson, rp, San Jose
Darwin Tobacco, rp, San Jose
Dave DeBusschere, 3b, Baltimore
David Beckham, rf, Kratovo
David Ben-Gurion, 1b, Tel Aviv
David Dobrík, 3b, Gallifrey/Los Angeles/on waivers
David Seaman, sp, Kratovo
David Stern, sp, Tel Aviv/Gallifrey
David Tennant, cf, Gallifrey
Deacon Ernest Frye, 3b, Los Angeles
Deepika Padukone, sp, Milan
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, sp, Milan
Democritus, lf, Vatican
Dennis Rodman, rf, Baltimore
Derek Fisher, sp, Baltimore
Derek Jeter, rp, Hollywoo
Derek Trotter, rp, Seattle
Dhani Harrison, c, Seattle
Diane Nguyen, mr, Los Angeles
Dianna Agron, rp, Seattle
Dick McGuire, rf, Los Angeles/Vatican
Diego Marín Aguilera, cf, Canaveral
Dirk Kuyt, 2b, Kratovo
Doctor Cornelius, 1b, Compton/Sao Paulo
Doge of Venice, rp, Arkham
Domri Rade, sp, Multiverse/Los Angeles
Donna Noble, 3b, Gallifrey
Dr. Kim Nazi, rp, San Jose
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, sp, San Jose
Dr. Trent Artichoker, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Winston, sp, Vatican

E-40, 2b, on waivers
Eaters of the Light, rp, Gallifrey
Edgar, 1b, Stratford
Edina Monsoon, rp, Los Angeles
Edmund Blackadder, rf, Los Angeles
Ei'lor, sp, Arkham
Elena Cañero-Reed, 3b, Los Angeles/Gallifrey
Elgin Baylor, sp, Baltimore
Elizabeth Turner, cf, Milan
Elka Ostrovsky, mr, Los Angeles/Multiverse
Elliot Reid, lf, Los Angeles
Emma Holmes, rp, Milan
Emojibot, cf, Gallifrey
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, sp, Multiverse
Enrico Forlanini, lf, Canaveral
Eric the Fish, 1b, Vatican/Circus
Eric the Half-Bee, lf, Circus
Estelle Parsons, 3b, Sao Paulo
Eugene Lee Yang, cf, Hollywoo
Eugene Levy, ss, Tel Aviv
Eustace Scrubb, sp, on waivers
Eve Cicero, rp, Compton/on waivers
Everlast, ss, on waivers

Fabian, rp, Stratford
Fabolous, rp, Sao Paulo
Fan Zhiyi, mr, Gallifrey/on waivers
Father Ted Crilly, mr, Los Angeles
Feather the Redeemed, mr, Vatican
Feste, sp, Stratford
Firesong and Sunspeaker, 3b, Multiverse/Baltimore
Fleabag, sp, Los Angeles
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Vatican
Fran Summers, sp, Milan
Francesco Lana de Terzi, c, Canaveral
Francesco Totti, cf, San Jose
Freddie Wong, 2b, Cyberspace
Freeway, mr, Multiverse
Félix du Temple, 1b, Canaveral

General Booty, ss, San Jose
Genesis Lucero, sp, on waivers
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, sp, Multiverse
George Mikan, cf, Tel Aviv
Gerald Wallace, cf, Baltimore/on waivers
Ghatanothoa, mr, Arkham
Ghisguth, ss, Vatican
Ginger Baker, rp, Seattle
Glaaki, rf, Arkham
Gleeth, lf, Kratovo
Glen Power, c, Sao Paulo
Glimfeather, rp, Paddington
GloZell Green, rf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Gloon, cf, Arkham
Gog-Hoor, 2b, Arkham
Goneril, lf, Stratford
Gordon Cooper, rp, Canaveral
Gottfried Leibnitz, cf, Stratford
Grace Elizabeth, mr, on waivers
Greg Kurstin, lf, Seattle
Grumgully the Generous, lf, Multiverse
Gtuhanai, ss, Arkham
Gurathnaka, sp, Arkham
Gus Grissom, rf, Canaveral
Gustave Whitehead, ss, Canaveral
Gzxtyos, rp, Sao Paulo/Gallifrey

H'chtelegoth, lf, Sao Paulo
Haiogh-Yai, rp, Arkham
Hakan Loob, 2b, Milan
Hamilton Leithauser, cf, Seattle
Happy Hairston, ss, Baltimore
Hastur, sp, Arkham
Hatem Trabelsi, rp, Gallifrey
Henrietta Platchkey, rp, Hollywoo
Henrik Lundqvist, sp, Canaveral
Heraclitus, sp, Vatican
Herb Kazzaz, 3b, Hollywoo
Hiram Maxim, sp, Canaveral
Holland Roden, ss, Sao Paulo
Holly Kiser, rf, Milan
Horace Grant, c, Milan
Hugo, lf, Baltimore
Hugo Junkers, lf, Canaveral
Hwin, c, Paddington
Hziulquoigmnzhah, rp, Arkham

Iker Casillas, sp, Kratovo
Immanuel Kant, rp, Circus
Inara George, c, Seattle
Inspector Flying Fox, cf, Vatican
Inspector Leopard, cf, Vatican/Circus
Istasha, ss, Arkham
It, 1b, Kratovo
Iyonna Fairbanks, sp, on waivers

J. D. Salinger, 3b, Tel Aviv
Ja Rule, 3b, Vatican
Jack Spratt, lf, Paddington
Jamaal Wilkes, 1b, Baltimore
James Charles Dickinson, cf, Cyberspace
James McCartney, c, Sao Paulo
James Worthy, sp, Baltimore
Janai'ngo, 1b, Gallifrey
Jasmine Squirrel, rp, Milan
Jason Starkey, c, Seattle
Jay Maynard, lf, Cyberspace
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, rp, Stratford
Jeff Baxter, rp, Canaveral
Jeff Beck, sp, Tel Aviv
Jeff Mangum, 3b, on waivers
Jeff Pearce, 2b, on waivers
Jeff Tweedy, 1b, Los Angeles
Jennifer Connelly, sp, Tel Aviv
Jens Jeremies, c, Kratovo
Jerusalem Monday, rf, Tel Aviv
Jessa Johansson, rp, Multiverse
Jiang Yanggu, ss, Multiverse/on waivers
Jill Pill, c, on waivers
Jill Pole, ss, Paddington
Jim Levenstein, lf, on waivers
Jim Morrison, ss, Multiverse
Jimmy Doolittle, sp, Canaveral
Jizyah Shorts, sp, San Jose
Jochebed, 3b, Tel Aviv
Joe L'Official, 3b, San Jose
Joey King, cf, Gallifrey
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, ss, Vatican
John Dorian, rp, on waivers
John Entwistle, lf, Seattle
John Glenn, cf, Canaveral
John Noble, ss, Sao Paulo/Gallifrey
John Pizzarelli, 2b, Seattle/on waivers
Jon Favreau, mr, Sao Paulo
Jon Spencer, lf, Compton
Jonah Bobo, 2b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Jonathan Anomaly, 3b, San Jose
Jonathan Howard, 3b, Sao Paulo
Jor Kadeen, 3b, on waivers
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, 3b, Stratford
Josie Canseco, c, Milan
Joylord Gumbie, sp, on waivers
Judah Akers, sp, Arkham
Judah Bauer, 3b, Seattle
Judith Gopnik, rp, Tel Aviv
Judith the Scourge Diva, lf, Multiverse/on waivers
Juvenile, rf, Circus

Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, sp, Paddington
Kate Morton, sp, Sao Paulo
Kei Takahashi, 1b, Multiverse
Keith Flint, rf, Seattle
Kelsey Merritt, rp, Milan
Kemba Walker, sp, Tel Aviv
Kenny F. Powers, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Kenwyne Jones, ss, Kratovo
Kevin Johnson, cf, on waivers
King Cole, c, Cyberspace
King Frank, lf, on waivers
King Miraz, sp, Paddington
Kobe Bryant, sp, Baltimore
Korvold Fae-Cursed King, sp, Multiverse
Kuro Takhasomi, sp, Cyberspace
Kyle MacDonald, cf, Cyberspace

Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, 3b, Canaveral
Laika, rp, Canaveral
Lamar Odom, ss, Baltimore
Landon Donovan, lf, Kratovo
Larry Gopnik, lf, Tel Aviv
Larry Nightingale, rp, on waivers
Laser Kaplan, mr, on waivers
Lavinia Azorius Renegade, lf, Vatican
Leandro Barbosa, cf, Multiverse
Leigh Watson, 2b, Seattle
Lenny Turteltaub, sp, Hollywoo
Leon Uris, 2b, Tel Aviv
Lepidus, rp, Stratford
Levi, cf, Tel Aviv
Leviticus Payne, lf, San Jose
Lew Alcindor, rp, Baltimore
Lil Dicky, 2b, Compton
Lil Romeo, cf, Compton
Lil Wayne, 2b, Compton
Linda Zwordling, rf, on waivers
Linden the Steadfast Queen, rf, on waivers
Livonya Silone, sp, Multiverse
Lizzo, sp, Seattle
Lloyd Ahlquist, c, Cyberspace
Lord Drinian, cf, on waivers
Lord of Unreality, sp, Arkham
Lou Reed, rp, Tel Aviv
Lovisa Coldeyes, 1b, Multiverse
Luc Longley, rf, Compton
Lucy Pevensie, sp, Paddington
Ludacris, mr, Compton
Ludwig Wittgenstein, c, Vatican
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, rp, Milan
Lydia Hearst, sp, Compton
Lyra Dawnbringer, rp, Multiverse

MC Chris, 2b, Compton
MC Frontalot, cf, Compton
MC Hawking, rp, Compton/Compton
MC Serch, rf, Los Angeles
MCA, rp, Compton
MF Doom, 3b, Compton
Magic Johnson, cf, Baltimore
Malvolio, c, Stratford
Malygos, mr, Vatican
Mannie Fresh, sp, Compton
Mappo no Ryujin, lf, Arkham
Marco Materazzi, rp, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, rp, Kratovo
Marcus Johns, 3b, Sao Paulo
Maria, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Mark Schwarzer, sp, Kratovo
Mark Sheehan, rp, Sao Paulo
Marnie Michaels, cf, Los Angeles
Marshmello, rp, Hollywoo
Mary Magdalene, 1b, Tel Aviv
Mason Cook, c, Gallifrey/Multiverse
Massacre Girl, cf, Multiverse/Vatican
Master P, mr, on waivers
Matt Costa, 3b, Multiverse
Matt Nathanson, rp, Kratovo
Matt Smith, 1b, Gallifrey/Vatican
Matthew Ward, rf, Seattle
Max Carver, ss, Sao Paulo
Maya Ishii-Peters, lf, on waivers
Meg March, ss, Los Angeles
Menteith, lf, Stratford
Meredith Mickelson, ss, Milan
Merieke Ri Berit, 2b, Cyberspace
Michael Ballack, ss, Kratovo
Michael Bay, rp, Tel Aviv
Michael Cooper, c, Baltimore
Michael Jordan, cf, Baltimore
Michael Kojo Essien, rf, Kratovo
Michelangelo, rp, Vatican
Michelle Jenneke, 3b, Sao Paulo/Los Angeles
Michelle Khare, 2b, Cyberspace
Mickey Avalon, rf, on waivers
Mike Baxter, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Mike D, mr, Compton
Mike Jones, rp, Compton
Mikhail Varshavski, lf, Cyberspace
Mile Sterjovski, 3b, Paddington
Mindy Buenaventura, sp, Hollywoo
Miquela Sousa, ss, on waivers
Miraculous Powers, sp, San Jose
Miranda Lambert, cf, Gallifrey/Los Angeles
Missy Elliott, ss, Compton/Baltimore
Mitch Kupchak, cf, Baltimore
Montero Lamar Hill, mr, Cyberspace
Mos Def, 3b, Compton
Mother Bear, ss, on waivers
Mother Goose, ss, Paddington
Mowu Loyal Companion, 1b, on waivers
Mr. Bean, sp, Compton
Mr. Beaver, lf, Sao Paulo
Mr. Peanutbutter, lf, Hollywoo
Mrs. Beaver, 2b, Sao Paulo
Mrs. Conclusion, rf, Vatican
Murphy Lee, 1b, Compton
Mychal Thompson, lf, Baltimore
Mystikal, 2b, Kratovo

Nadia Vulvokov, sp, Los Angeles
Nala the cat, 3b, Cyberspace
Naya Rivera, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Nelson Bighetti, sp, Los Angeles/Gallifrey
Neltharion, rp, Tel Aviv
Nikabrik, ss, Paddington
Noah Levenstein, rp, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, rp, Seattle
Nora Lum, ss, Los Angeles
Noreaga, cf, Multiverse
Norm Nixon, sp, Baltimore
Nyarlathotep, c, Arkham

Ob'mbu, c, Arkham
Odric Lunarch Marshal, cf, Multiverse
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, rp, Kratovo
Olivia, ss, Canaveral
Olivia Donaldson, ss, Milan
Oozi Cats, rp, San Jose
Osgood, 3b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Othuyeg, ss, Arkham
Otto Lilienthal, rf, on waivers

Panther, 1b, Paddington
Pascal Zuberbuhler, rp, on waivers
Patrick Vieira, sp, Kratovo
Patsy Stone, rp, Milan/on waivers
Paul Vasquez, sp, Cyberspace
Paul Westerberg, rp, Gallifrey
Pavel Bure, rp, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, rp, Canaveral
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, lf, Kratovo
Pete Townshend, mr, Seattle
Peter Lovenkrands, 2b, Tel Aviv
Peter Morley-Souter, rp, Cyberspace
Peter Pevensie, 3b, Sao Paulo
Peter Shukoff, sp, Cyberspace
Peter the Goatherd, rf, Milan
Petr Cech, rp, Kratovo
Phil Myman, rp, Los Angeles
Philostrate, cf, Stratford
Pinky Penguin, lf, Hollywoo
Piper Laurie, 2b, Seattle
Plotinus, 3b, on waivers
Polly Plummer, rp, Paddington
Pope McCorkle III, cf, on waivers
Pope Thrower, c, San Jose
Prime Speaker Vannifar, c, Multiverse
Prince Caspian, rf, Paddington
Pting, sp, Gallifrey
Puddleglum, rp, Paddington
Pussy, 2b, Paddington

Raine Michaels, rf, Seattle/on waivers
Rankle Master of Pranks, sp, Multiverse
Red Riding Hood, sp, Tel Aviv
Reepicheep, cf, Paddington
Regan, rf, Stratford
Reverend Adam Smallbone, sp, on waivers
Reverend Dongo Pewee, cf, San Jose
Reverend Geraldine Granger, rf, Los Angeles
Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, rp, Los Angeles
Rhys Williams, sp, Stratford
Rianne van Rompaey, lf, Milan
Richard Hendricks, rp, Los Angeles
Richard Tyler Blevins, rf, Cyberspace
Richie Guerin, lf, Kratovo/Multiverse
Rick Fox, 3b, Baltimore
Ritchie Osbourne, 2b, Circus
Riven Turnbull, c, Multiverse
River Song, sp, Cyberspace
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, rp, Multiverse
Robert Horry, rp, on waivers
Robert Lee, sp, on waivers
Robert Maschio, 2b, Sao Paulo
Robin Holtzken, 3b, Milan
Robin Starveling, rf, Stratford
Roger Daltrey, sp, Seattle
Roland Garros, cf, Canaveral
Ron Funches, rp, Vatican
Roque Luis Santa Cruz Cantero, 1b, Kratovo
Rory Williams, sp, on waivers
Rufus Wainwright, c, Tel Aviv
Ruslan Nigmatullin, sp, Baltimore
Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, 1b, Hollywoo
Ryan Kaji, rf, Cyberspace
Ryan's Nan, c, on waivers

Safiya Nygaard, sp, Cyberspace
Salami Blessing, ss, San Jose
Sam Fox, cf, Sao Paulo
Samuel Pierpont Langley, rp, Canaveral
Sara Bareilles, ss, Seattle
Sarah Jane Smith, cf, Tel Aviv
Scott Carpenter, rf, Canaveral
Scottie Pippen, sp, Baltimore/Multiverse
Sean Lennon, rf, Stratford
Sebastian Cesario, 1b, Stratford
Sebastian St. Clair, ss, Hollywoo
Sedmelluq, sp, Arkham
Selma Blair, rp, Sao Paulo
Sextina Aquafina, c, Hollywoo
Shaka Hislop, rp, Vatican
Shaquille O'Neal, sp, Baltimore
Sharc Jacobs, rp, Hollywoo
Sharon Morris, ss, Compton
Shasta, sp, Paddington
Simon Burke, ss, Milan
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, rp, Stratford
Sir Toby Belch, sp, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, rp, San Jose
Smush Parker, lf, on waivers
Snookie Catholique, cf, San Jose
Socrates, sp, Vatican
Squirrel, cf, Paddington
Sram Senior Edificer, mr, Multiverse
St. Anacletus, sp, Vatican
St. Clement I, rp, Vatican/Gallifrey
St. Evaristus, rf, Vatican
St. Linus, rp, Vatican
St. Peter, rf, Vatican
St. Thomas Aquinas, sp, Vatican
Stefani Stilton, mr, Hollywoo
Steven Jason Williams, 2b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Steven Lim, rp, Cyberspace
Steven Moffat, 3b, Gallifrey
Stingray Liotta, 1b, Hollywoo
Stoneforge Mystic, cf, Multiverse/on waivers
Sue Miller, cf, Milan
Surender Nada, rf, San Jose
Susan Pevensie, mr, Paddington
Sy Ableman, c, Gallifrey

T.I., c, Compton
Tajic Legions Edge, 2b, Multiverse/on waivers
Talib Kweli, sp, Compton
Tara Fares, lf, on waivers
Tasha Tilberg, rp, Milan
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, c, San Jose
Ted Crisp, rp, on waivers
Teemu Selanne, mr, Los Angeles
Tennessee Thomas, 3b, Seattle
The Green God, ss, Arkham
The Haunt of Hightower, ss, Arkham
The Knightmare, 1b, Gallifrey
The Lamb, c, Paddington
The Professor, rf, Paddington
The Silence, rp, Gallifrey
Tichondrius, rf, Gallifrey
Tiger Lily, 2b, Paddington
Tim Cahill, rf, Kratovo
Titus Andronicus, 1b, on waivers
Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, rf, Hollywoo
Tom Meighan, 2b, Los Angeles
Toni KukoÄ, 2b, Baltimore
Traian Vuia, 3b, Canaveral
Trip Carson, rf, Hollywoo
Trufflehunter, sp, Paddington
Trumpkin, rp, Paddington
Tullus Aufidius, rp, Vatican/Circus
Tumnus, ss, Sao Paulo

Veronica Palmer, 3b, Los Angeles
Vincent Adultman, 2b, Hollywoo
Viola, ss, Stratford
Vladimir Kokkinaki, 3b, Sao Paulo
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, rp, Kratovo

Wally Schirra, ss, Canaveral
Wanda Pierce, c, Hollywoo
Weeping Angel, sp, Gallifrey/Tel Aviv
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, mr, Hollywoo
World Record Egg, rp, Sao Paulo

Y'golonac, 1b, Arkham
Yolanda Buenaventura, mr, Hollywoo
Your Smith, 2b, Seattle
Yuri Gagarin, 2b, Canaveral

Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, ss, Cyberspace
Zak Starkey, lf, Seattle
Zdenek Grygera, rp, Kratovo
Zlatan IbrahimoviÄ‡, lf, Kratovo
Zoey Clarke, cf, on waivers

By position

Catchers

Angelica Buenaventura, Hollywoo
Azmodan, Gallifrey/Stratford
Beanie Sigel, Los Angeles
Beatrice Horseman, Hollywoo
Bill Cartwright, Baltimore
Chandra Watson, on waivers
Cody Ko, Cyberspace
Colin "Bomber" Harris, Vatican
Daniel Radcliffe, Hollywoo
Dhani Harrison, Seattle
Francesco Lana de Terzi, Canaveral
Glen Power, Sao Paulo
Horace Grant, Milan
Hwin, Paddington
Inara George, Seattle
James McCartney, Sao Paulo
Jason Starkey, Seattle
Jens Jeremies, Kratovo
Jill Pill, on waivers
Josie Canseco, Milan
King Cole, Cyberspace
Lloyd Ahlquist, Cyberspace
Ludwig Wittgenstein, Vatican
Malvolio, Stratford
Mason Cook, Gallifrey/Multiverse
Michael Cooper, Baltimore
Nyarlathotep, Arkham
Ob'mbu, Arkham
Pope Thrower, San Jose
Prime Speaker Vannifar, Multiverse
Riven Turnbull, Multiverse
Rufus Wainwright, Tel Aviv
Ryan's Nan, on waivers
Sextina Aquafina, Hollywoo
Sy Ableman, Gallifrey
T.I., Compton
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, San Jose
The Lamb, Paddington
Wanda Pierce, Hollywoo

First Basemen

Angus Mackenzie, Multiverse/on waivers
Bucky Pizzarelli, Milan
Census Johnston, San Jose
David Ben-Gurion, Tel Aviv
Doctor Cornelius, Compton/Sao Paulo
Dr. Trent Artichoker, San Jose
Edgar, Stratford
Eric the Fish, Vatican/Circus
Félix du Temple, Canaveral
It, Kratovo
Jamaal Wilkes, Baltimore
Janai'ngo, Gallifrey
Jeff Tweedy, Los Angeles
Kei Takahashi, Multiverse
Lovisa Coldeyes, Multiverse
Mary Magdalene, Tel Aviv
Matt Smith, Gallifrey/Vatican
Mowu Loyal Companion, on waivers
Murphy Lee, Compton
Panther, Paddington
Roque Luis Santa Cruz Cantero, Kratovo
Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, Hollywoo
Sebastian Cesario, Stratford
Stingray Liotta, Hollywoo
The Knightmare, Gallifrey
Titus Andronicus, on waivers
Y'golonac, Arkham

Second Basemen

Abe D'Catfish, Hollywoo
Agrus Kos, Multiverse/Baltimore
Andromeda Dunker, San Jose
Anna Kendrick, Gallifrey
B'gnu-Thun, Arkham
Confucius, Vatican/Circus
Cordelia, Stratford
Crackerjack Sugarman, San Jose
Dirk Kuyt, Kratovo
E-40, on waivers
Freddie Wong, Cyberspace
Gog-Hoor, Arkham
Hakan Loob, Milan
Jeff Pearce, on waivers
John Pizzarelli, Seattle/on waivers
Jonah Bobo, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Leigh Watson, Seattle
Leon Uris, Tel Aviv
Lil Dicky, Compton
Lil Wayne, Compton
MC Chris, Compton
Merieke Ri Berit, Cyberspace
Michelle Khare, Cyberspace
Mrs. Beaver, Sao Paulo
Mystikal, Kratovo
Peter Lovenkrands, Tel Aviv
Piper Laurie, Seattle
Pussy, Paddington
Ritchie Osbourne, Circus
Robert Maschio, Sao Paulo
Steven Jason Williams, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Tajic Legions Edge, Multiverse/on waivers
Tiger Lily, Paddington
Tom Meighan, Los Angeles
Toni KukoÄ, Baltimore
Vincent Adultman, Hollywoo
Your Smith, Seattle
Yuri Gagarin, Canaveral

Third Basemen

Archimedes, Baltimore/on waivers
Aruna Dindane, Kratovo
Awkwafina, Compton
Baby Yoda, Cyberspace
Brent Leroy, Los Angeles
Curio, Stratford
Dave DeBusschere, Baltimore
David Dobrík, Gallifrey/Los Angeles/on waivers
Deacon Ernest Frye, Los Angeles
Donna Noble, Gallifrey
Elena Cañero-Reed, Los Angeles/Gallifrey
Estelle Parsons, Sao Paulo
Firesong and Sunspeaker, Multiverse/Baltimore
Herb Kazzaz, Hollywoo
J. D. Salinger, Tel Aviv
Ja Rule, Vatican
Jeff Mangum, on waivers
Jochebed, Tel Aviv
Joe L'Official, San Jose
Jonathan Anomaly, San Jose
Jonathan Howard, Sao Paulo
Jor Kadeen, on waivers
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, Stratford
Judah Bauer, Seattle
Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, Canaveral
MF Doom, Compton
Marcus Johns, Sao Paulo
Matt Costa, Multiverse
Michelle Jenneke, Sao Paulo/Los Angeles
Mile Sterjovski, Paddington
Mos Def, Compton
Nala the cat, Cyberspace
Osgood, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Peter Pevensie, Sao Paulo
Plotinus, on waivers
Rick Fox, Baltimore
Robin Holtzken, Milan
Steven Moffat, Gallifrey
Tennessee Thomas, Seattle
Traian Vuia, Canaveral
Veronica Palmer, Los Angeles
Vladimir Kokkinaki, Sao Paulo

Shortstops

Alex Burriss, Cyberspace
Ashley Eckstein, Multiverse
B.G., Vatican/Multiverse
Byron Scott, Baltimore
Cassadee Pope, Seattle
Cinderella, Stratford
Daniel, Gallifrey
Eugene Levy, Tel Aviv
Everlast, on waivers
General Booty, San Jose
Ghisguth, Vatican
Gtuhanai, Arkham
Gustave Whitehead, Canaveral
Happy Hairston, Baltimore
Holland Roden, Sao Paulo
Istasha, Arkham
Jiang Yanggu, Multiverse/on waivers
Jill Pole, Paddington
Jim Morrison, Multiverse
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, Vatican
John Noble, Sao Paulo/Gallifrey
Kenwyne Jones, Kratovo
Lamar Odom, Baltimore
Max Carver, Sao Paulo
Meg March, Los Angeles
Meredith Mickelson, Milan
Michael Ballack, Kratovo
Miquela Sousa, on waivers
Missy Elliott, Compton/Baltimore
Mother Bear, on waivers
Mother Goose, Paddington
Nikabrik, Paddington
Nora Lum, Los Angeles
Olivia, Canaveral
Olivia Donaldson, Milan
Othuyeg, Arkham
Salami Blessing, San Jose
Sara Bareilles, Seattle
Sebastian St. Clair, Hollywoo
Sharon Morris, Compton
Simon Burke, Milan
The Green God, Arkham
The Haunt of Hightower, Arkham
Tumnus, Sao Paulo
Viola, Stratford
Wally Schirra, Canaveral
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, Cyberspace

Left Fielders

Amy Pond, Compton
Andrew Ketterley, on waivers
Aravis, Paddington
Bill Potts, Gallifrey
Black Thought, Compton
Cory Phast Lane, San Jose
Danny Pink, Arkham
Democritus, Vatican
Elliot Reid, Los Angeles
Enrico Forlanini, Canaveral
Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
Gleeth, Kratovo
Goneril, Stratford
Greg Kurstin, Seattle
Grumgully the Generous, Multiverse
H'chtelegoth, Sao Paulo
Hugo, Baltimore
Hugo Junkers, Canaveral
Jack Spratt, Paddington
Jay Maynard, Cyberspace
Jim Levenstein, on waivers
John Entwistle, Seattle
Jon Spencer, Compton
Judith the Scourge Diva, Multiverse/on waivers
King Frank, on waivers
Landon Donovan, Kratovo
Larry Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Lavinia Azorius Renegade, Vatican
Leviticus Payne, San Jose
Mappo no Ryujin, Arkham
Maya Ishii-Peters, on waivers
Menteith, Stratford
Mikhail Varshavski, Cyberspace
Mr. Beaver, Sao Paulo
Mr. Peanutbutter, Hollywoo
Mychal Thompson, Baltimore
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, Kratovo
Pinky Penguin, Hollywoo
Rianne van Rompaey, Milan
Richie Guerin, Kratovo/Multiverse
Smush Parker, on waivers
Tara Fares, on waivers
Zak Starkey, Seattle
Zlatan IbrahimoviÄ‡, Kratovo

Center Fielders

Atilla Freska, San Jose
Billie-Jo Skeleton, Seattle
Bobs, Paddington
Cara Taylor, Compton
Cominius, Los Angeles/Gallifrey
Copernicus, on waivers
Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, Hollywoo/Vatican/on waivers
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, Arkham
David Tennant, Gallifrey
Diego Marín Aguilera, Canaveral
Elizabeth Turner, Milan
Emojibot, Gallifrey
Eugene Lee Yang, Hollywoo
Francesco Totti, San Jose
George Mikan, Tel Aviv
Gerald Wallace, Baltimore/on waivers
Gloon, Arkham
Gottfried Leibnitz, Stratford
Hamilton Leithauser, Seattle
Inspector Flying Fox, Vatican
Inspector Leopard, Vatican/Circus
James Charles Dickinson, Cyberspace
Joey King, Gallifrey
John Glenn, Canaveral
Kevin Johnson, on waivers
Kyle MacDonald, Cyberspace
Leandro Barbosa, Multiverse
Levi, Tel Aviv
Lil Romeo, Compton
Lord Drinian, on waivers
MC Frontalot, Compton
Magic Johnson, Baltimore
Marnie Michaels, Los Angeles
Massacre Girl, Multiverse/Vatican
Michael Jordan, Baltimore
Miranda Lambert, Gallifrey/Los Angeles
Mitch Kupchak, Baltimore
Noreaga, Multiverse
Odric Lunarch Marshal, Multiverse
Philostrate, Stratford
Pope McCorkle III, on waivers
Reepicheep, Paddington
Reverend Dongo Pewee, San Jose
Roland Garros, Canaveral
Sam Fox, Sao Paulo
Sarah Jane Smith, Tel Aviv
Snookie Catholique, San Jose
Squirrel, Paddington
Stoneforge Mystic, Multiverse/on waivers
Sue Miller, Milan
Zoey Clarke, on waivers

Right Fielders

2 Chainz, Compton
Angus, Stratford
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, Canaveral
Benvolio, Stratford
Camille Kostek, Milan
David Beckham, Kratovo
Dennis Rodman, Baltimore
Dick McGuire, Los Angeles/Vatican
Edmund Blackadder, Los Angeles
Glaaki, Arkham
GloZell Green, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Gus Grissom, Canaveral
Holly Kiser, Milan
Jerusalem Monday, Tel Aviv
Juvenile, Circus
Keith Flint, Seattle
Linda Zwordling, on waivers
Linden the Steadfast Queen, on waivers
Luc Longley, Compton
MC Serch, Los Angeles
Matthew Ward, Seattle
Michael Kojo Essien, Kratovo
Mickey Avalon, on waivers
Mrs. Conclusion, Vatican
Otto Lilienthal, on waivers
Peter the Goatherd, Milan
Prince Caspian, Paddington
Raine Michaels, Seattle/on waivers
Regan, Stratford
Reverend Geraldine Granger, Los Angeles
Richard Tyler Blevins, Cyberspace
Robin Starveling, Stratford
Ryan Kaji, Cyberspace
Scott Carpenter, Canaveral
Sean Lennon, Stratford
St. Evaristus, Vatican
St. Peter, Vatican
Surender Nada, San Jose
The Professor, Paddington
Tichondrius, Gallifrey
Tim Cahill, Kratovo
Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, Hollywoo
Trip Carson, Hollywoo

Starting Pitchers

Absalom, Tel Aviv
Ad-Rock, Compton
Adam Silver, Tel Aviv
Adut Akech, Milan
Alexa Chung, Milan
Allie Ayers, Milan
Andrea Riseborough, Sao Paulo
Andrew Garfield, Los Angeles
Anne de Paula, Milan
Annie Easton, Tel Aviv
Ashildr, Gallifrey/Vatican
Aubrey Graham, Sao Paulo
Ben Best, Seattle
Big Boi, Gallifrey/Los Angeles
Billie Eilish, Seattle
Butterscotch Horseman, Hollywoo
Caius Ligarius, Stratford
Candy Button Disco, San Jose
Captain Peanutbutter, Sao Paulo
Cathy Guisewite, Sao Paulo
David Seaman, Kratovo
David Stern, Tel Aviv/Gallifrey
Deepika Padukone, Milan
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, Milan
Derek Fisher, Baltimore
Domri Rade, Multiverse/Los Angeles
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, San Jose
Dr. Winston, Vatican
Ei'lor, Arkham
Elgin Baylor, Baltimore
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, Multiverse
Eustace Scrubb, on waivers
Feste, Stratford
Fleabag, Los Angeles
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Vatican
Fran Summers, Milan
Genesis Lucero, on waivers
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, Multiverse
Gurathnaka, Arkham
Hastur, Arkham
Henrik Lundqvist, Canaveral
Heraclitus, Vatican
Hiram Maxim, Canaveral
Iker Casillas, Kratovo
Iyonna Fairbanks, on waivers
James Worthy, Baltimore
Jeff Beck, Tel Aviv
Jennifer Connelly, Tel Aviv
Jimmy Doolittle, Canaveral
Jizyah Shorts, San Jose
Joylord Gumbie, on waivers
Judah Akers, Arkham
Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, Paddington
Kate Morton, Sao Paulo
Kemba Walker, Tel Aviv
Kenny F. Powers, Los Angeles/on waivers
King Miraz, Paddington
Kobe Bryant, Baltimore
Korvold Fae-Cursed King, Multiverse
Kuro Takhasomi, Cyberspace
Lenny Turteltaub, Hollywoo
Livonya Silone, Multiverse
Lizzo, Seattle
Lord of Unreality, Arkham
Lucy Pevensie, Paddington
Lydia Hearst, Compton
Mannie Fresh, Compton
Mark Schwarzer, Kratovo
Mindy Buenaventura, Hollywoo
Miraculous Powers, San Jose
Mr. Bean, Compton
Nadia Vulvokov, Los Angeles
Naya Rivera, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Nelson Bighetti, Los Angeles/Gallifrey
Norm Nixon, Baltimore
Patrick Vieira, Kratovo
Paul Vasquez, Cyberspace
Peter Shukoff, Cyberspace
Pting, Gallifrey
Rankle Master of Pranks, Multiverse
Red Riding Hood, Tel Aviv
Reverend Adam Smallbone, on waivers
Rhys Williams, Stratford
River Song, Cyberspace
Robert Lee, on waivers
Roger Daltrey, Seattle
Rory Williams, on waivers
Ruslan Nigmatullin, Baltimore
Safiya Nygaard, Cyberspace
Scottie Pippen, Baltimore/Multiverse
Sedmelluq, Arkham
Shaquille O'Neal, Baltimore
Shasta, Paddington
Sir Toby Belch, Stratford
Socrates, Vatican
St. Anacletus, Vatican
St. Thomas Aquinas, Vatican
Talib Kweli, Compton
Trufflehunter, Paddington
Weeping Angel, Gallifrey/Tel Aviv

Middle Relievers

Alan Shepard, Canaveral
Andrew Rea, Cyberspace
Beto O'Rourke, Multiverse
Boats Botes, San Jose
Bree, Paddington
Diane Nguyen, Los Angeles
Elka Ostrovsky, Los Angeles/Multiverse
Fan Zhiyi, Gallifrey/on waivers
Father Ted Crilly, Los Angeles
Feather the Redeemed, Vatican
Freeway, Multiverse
Ghatanothoa, Arkham
Grace Elizabeth, on waivers
Jon Favreau, Sao Paulo
Laser Kaplan, on waivers
Ludacris, Compton
Malygos, Vatican
Master P, on waivers
Mike D, Compton
Montero Lamar Hill, Cyberspace
Pete Townshend, Seattle
Sram Senior Edificer, Multiverse
Stefani Stilton, Hollywoo
Susan Pevensie, Paddington
Teemu Selanne, Los Angeles
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, Hollywoo
Yolanda Buenaventura, Hollywoo

Relief Pitchers

Adolphe Pegoud, Canaveral
Adwoa Aboah, Milan
Amy Smart, Gallifrey
Andrei Tupolev, Sao Paulo
Arthur Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Atlach-Nacha, Arkham
BJ Armstrong, Baltimore
Basatan, Arkham
Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, Kratovo
Charlotte Moore, Hollywoo
Chris Eccleston, Gallifrey
Christina Aguilera, Seattle
Cicero, Stratford
Connor Franta, Cyberspace
Craig Benzine, Cyberspace
Darthvader Williamson, San Jose
Darwin Tobacco, San Jose
Derek Jeter, Hollywoo
Derek Trotter, Seattle
Dianna Agron, Seattle
Doge of Venice, Arkham
Dr. Kim Nazi, San Jose
Eaters of the Light, Gallifrey
Edina Monsoon, Los Angeles
Emma Holmes, Milan
Eve Cicero, Compton/on waivers
Fabian, Stratford
Fabolous, Sao Paulo
Ginger Baker, Seattle
Glimfeather, Paddington
Gordon Cooper, Canaveral
Gzxtyos, Sao Paulo/Gallifrey
Haiogh-Yai, Arkham
Hatem Trabelsi, Gallifrey
Henrietta Platchkey, Hollywoo
Hziulquoigmnzhah, Arkham
Immanuel Kant, Circus
Jasmine Squirrel, Milan
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, Stratford
Jeff Baxter, Canaveral
Jessa Johansson, Multiverse
John Dorian, on waivers
Judith Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Kelsey Merritt, Milan
Laika, Canaveral
Larry Nightingale, on waivers
Lepidus, Stratford
Lew Alcindor, Baltimore
Lou Reed, Tel Aviv
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, Milan
Lyra Dawnbringer, Multiverse
MC Hawking, Compton/Compton
MCA, Compton
Marco Materazzi, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, Kratovo
Maria, Stratford/on waivers
Mark Sheehan, Sao Paulo
Marshmello, Hollywoo
Matt Nathanson, Kratovo
Michael Bay, Tel Aviv
Michelangelo, Vatican
Mike Baxter, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Mike Jones, Compton
Neltharion, Tel Aviv
Noah Levenstein, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, Seattle
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, Kratovo
Oozi Cats, San Jose
Pascal Zuberbuhler, on waivers
Patsy Stone, Milan/on waivers
Paul Westerberg, Gallifrey
Pavel Bure, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, Canaveral
Peter Morley-Souter, Cyberspace
Petr Cech, Kratovo
Phil Myman, Los Angeles
Polly Plummer, Paddington
Puddleglum, Paddington
Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, Los Angeles
Richard Hendricks, Los Angeles
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, Multiverse
Robert Horry, on waivers
Ron Funches, Vatican
Samuel Pierpont Langley, Canaveral
Selma Blair, Sao Paulo
Shaka Hislop, Vatican
Sharc Jacobs, Hollywoo
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, San Jose
St. Clement I, Vatican/Gallifrey
St. Linus, Vatican
Steven Lim, Cyberspace
Tasha Tilberg, Milan
Ted Crisp, on waivers
The Silence, Gallifrey
Trumpkin, Paddington
Tullus Aufidius, Vatican/Circus
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, Kratovo
World Record Egg, Sao Paulo
Zdenek Grygera, Kratovo