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SimBase Players, Year 95

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2 Chainz, rf, Compton

Abe D'Catfish, 2b, Hollywoo
Absalom, sp, Tel Aviv
Ad-Rock, sp, Compton
Adam Silver, sp, Tel Aviv
Adolphe Pegoud, rp, Canaveral
Adut Akech, rp, Milan
Adwoa Aboah, rp, Milan
Agrus Kos, 2b, Baltimore
Alan Shepard, mr, Canaveral
Alex Burriss, ss, Cyberspace
Alexa Chung, sp, Milan
Allie Ayers, sp, on waivers
Amber Lee Ettinger, cf, on waivers
Amy Pond, lf, Compton
Amy Smart, rp, Arkham
Anax Hardened in the Forge, rp, Multiverse
Andrea Riseborough, sp, Stratford
Andrei Tupolev, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Andrew Garfield, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Andrew Rea, mr, Cyberspace
Andromeda Dunker, 2b, San Jose
Andy Richter, 3b, Los Angeles
Angelica Buenaventura, c, Hollywoo
Angus, rf, Stratford
Anna Kendrick, 2b, on waivers
Anne de Paula, sp, Milan
Annie Easton, sp, Tel Aviv
Aravis, lf, Paddington
Arsenio Sebastiao Cabungula, lf, on waivers
Arthur Gopnik, rp, Tel Aviv
Aruna Dindane, 3b, Kratovo
Ashildr, sp, Vatican
Ashley Eckstein, ss, Multiverse
Ashley Garcia, 2b, Los Angeles
Atilla Freska, cf, San Jose
Atlach-Nacha, rp, on waivers
Aubrey Graham, sp, Sao Paulo
Awkwafina, 3b, Compton
Azmodan, c, Stratford/San Jose

B'gnu-Thun, 2b, on waivers
B.G., ss, Multiverse
BJ Armstrong, rp, Baltimore
Baby Yoda, 3b, Cyberspace
Bardolph, rp, Stratford
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, rf, Canaveral
Basatan, rp, Arkham
Beanie Sigel, c, Los Angeles
Beatrice Horseman, c, Hollywoo
Ben Best, sp, Seattle
Benvolio, rf, Hollywoo/on waivers
Bert, mr, Paddington
Beto O'Rourke, mr, Seattle/on waivers
Big Boi, sp, Los Angeles
Bill Cartwright, c, Baltimore
Bill Potts, lf, Gallifrey
Billie Eilish, sp, Seattle
Billie-Jo Skeleton, cf, Seattle
Black Thought, lf, Compton
Boats Botes, mr, San Jose
Bobs, cf, Paddington
Bree, mr, Paddington
Brent Leroy, 3b, Los Angeles
Bucky Pizzarelli, 1b, Milan
Butterscotch Horseman, sp, on waivers
Byron Scott, ss, Baltimore

Caithness, lf, Stratford/on waivers
Caius Ligarius, rp, on waivers
Camille Kostek, rf, Milan
Candy Button Disco, sp, San Jose/Stratford
Captain Peanutbutter, sp, Sao Paulo
Cara Taylor, cf, Compton
Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, rp, Hollywoo
Cassadee Pope, ss, Seattle
Cathy Guisewite, sp, Sao Paulo
Census Johnston, 1b, San Jose
Charli D'Amelio, rp, Cyberspace
Charlotte Moore, rp, Hollywoo
Chase Hudson, rp, Cyberspace
Chris Eccleston, sp, Gallifrey
Christina Aguilera, rp, Seattle
Chuck Connors, cf, Sao Paulo
Cicero, rp, Stratford
Cinderella, ss, Stratford
Cody Ko, c, Cyberspace
Colin "Bomber" Harris, c, Arkham
Cominius, cf, on waivers
Confucius, 2b, Circus
Connor Franta, rp, Cyberspace
Cordelia, 2b, Stratford
Cory Phast Lane, lf, San Jose
Cosmo Bjorkenheim, mr, on waivers
Crackerjack Sugarman, 2b, San Jose
Craig Benzine, rp, Cyberspace
Curio, 3b, Stratford
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, cf, Arkham

Daniel, ss, Gallifrey
Daniel Radcliffe, c, Hollywoo
Danny Pink, lf, Arkham
Darthvader Williamson, rp, San Jose
Darwin Tobacco, rp, San Jose
Dashawn Manheim, cf, on waivers
Dave DeBusschere, 3b, Baltimore
David Beckham, rf, Kratovo
David Ben-Gurion, 1b, on waivers
David Seaman, sp, Kratovo
David Stern, sp, Gallifrey
David Tennant, rf, Gallifrey
Daxos Blessed by the Sun, sp, Multiverse
Deacon Ernest Frye, 3b, Los Angeles
Deepika Padukone, sp, Los Angeles
Deke Slayton, sp, on waivers
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, sp, Milan
Democritus, cf, Vatican
Dennis Rodman, rf, Baltimore
Derek Fisher, sp, Baltimore
Derek Jeter, rp, Hollywoo
Derek Trotter, rp, Seattle
Derrick Rose, 2b, Baltimore
Dhani Harrison, c, Seattle
Diane Nguyen, mr, Los Angeles
Dianna Agron, rp, Seattle/on waivers
Dick McGuire, rf, on waivers
Diego Marín Aguilera, cf, Canaveral
Dirk Kuyt, 2b, Kratovo
Doctor Cornelius, 1b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Doge of Venice, rp, Arkham
Domri Rade, sp, Los Angeles
Donna Noble, 2b, Gallifrey
Dr. Kim Nazi, rp, San Jose
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, sp, San Jose
Dr. Trent Artichoker, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Winston, sp, Vatican

Earl of Kent, c, Stratford
Eaters of the Light, rp, Gallifrey
Edgar, 1b, Stratford
Edina Monsoon, rp, Los Angeles
Edmund Blackadder, rf, Los Angeles
Ei'lor, sp, Arkham
Elena Cañero-Reed, 3b, Gallifrey
Elgin Baylor, sp, Baltimore
Elizabeth Turner, cf, Milan
Elka Ostrovsky, mr, Multiverse
Elliot Reid, lf, Los Angeles
Emma Holmes, rp, on waivers
Emmanuel Adebayor, rf, Kratovo
Emojibot, cf, Gallifrey
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, sp, Multiverse
Enrico Forlanini, lf, Canaveral
Eric the Fish, 1b, Circus
Eric the Half-Bee, lf, Circus
Erich Warsitz, sp, Canaveral
Estelle Parsons, 3b, Sao Paulo
Eugene Lee Yang, cf, Hollywoo
Eugene Levy, ss, Tel Aviv

Fabian, rp, Stratford
Fabolous, rp, Sao Paulo
Father Ted Crilly, mr, Los Angeles
Feather the Redeemed, mr, Vatican
Feste, sp, Stratford
Firesong and Sunspeaker, 3b, Baltimore
Fleabag, sp, Los Angeles
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Stratford/Circus
Fran Summers, sp, Milan
Francesco Lana de Terzi, c, on waivers
Francesco Totti, cf, San Jose
Freddie Wong, 2b, Cyberspace
Freeway, mr, on waivers
Félix du Temple, 1b, Canaveral

General Booty, ss, San Jose
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, sp, Multiverse/Seattle
George Mikan, cf, Tel Aviv
Ghatanothoa, mr, Arkham
Ghisguth, ss, Circus
Ginger Baker, rp, Seattle
Glaaki, rf, Arkham
Gleeth, lf, Kratovo
Glen Power, c, Sao Paulo
Glimfeather, rp, Paddington
Gloon, cf, Arkham
Gog-Hoor, 2b, Arkham
Goneril, lf, Stratford
Gordon Cooper, rp, Canaveral
Gottfried Leibnitz, cf, Stratford
Greg Kurstin, lf, on waivers
Grumgully the Generous, lf, Multiverse
Gtuhanai, ss, Arkham
Gurathnaka, sp, Arkham
Gus Grissom, rf, Canaveral
Gustave Whitehead, ss, Canaveral
Gwen Cooper, 3b, Gallifrey
Gzxtyos, rp, Gallifrey

H'chtelegoth, lf, Sao Paulo
Haiogh-Yai, rp, Arkham
Hakan Loob, 2b, on waivers
Hamilton Leithauser, cf, Seattle
Hannah Kat Jones, cf, Milan
Happy Hairston, ss, Baltimore
Hastur, sp, Arkham
Hatem Trabelsi, rp, Gallifrey
Henrietta Platchkey, rp, Hollywoo
Henrik Lundqvist, sp, Canaveral
Heraclitus, sp, Vatican
Herb Kazzaz, 3b, Hollywoo
Hiram Maxim, sp, Canaveral
Holland Roden, ss, on waivers
Holly Kiser, rf, Milan
Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzarelli-McQuack, 3b, Hollywoo
Horace Grant, c, Milan
Hugo, lf, Baltimore
Hugo Junkers, lf, Canaveral
Hwin, c, Paddington
Hziulquoigmnzhah, rp, Arkham

Iguana Azalea, rp, Hollywoo
Iker Casillas, sp, Kratovo
Immanuel Kant, rp, Arkham
Inara George, c, Arkham
Inspector Flying Fox, cf, Vatican
Inspector Leopard, cf, Circus
Inta Mulch, 2b, San Jose
Istasha, ss, Arkham
It, 1b, on waivers

J. D. Salinger, 3b, Tel Aviv
Ja Rule, 3b, Vatican
Jack Spratt, lf, Paddington
Jackie Tyler, 2b, on waivers
Jamaal Wilkes, 1b, Baltimore
James Charles Dickinson, cf, Cyberspace
James McCartney, c, on waivers
James Worthy, sp, Baltimore
Janai'ngo, 1b, Gallifrey
Jane Banks, 3b, Paddington
Jasmine Squirrel, rp, Milan/on waivers
Jason Starkey, 1b, Seattle
Jay Maynard, lf, Cyberspace
Jay-Z, rp, Compton
Jaymee Ong, 2b, Sao Paulo
Jaz-O, sp, Compton
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, rp, Stratford
Jeff Baxter, rp, Canaveral
Jeff Beck, sp, Tel Aviv
Jeff Tweedy, 1b, Los Angeles
Jennifer Connelly, sp, Tel Aviv
Jennifer O'Neill, 2b, Milan
Jens Jeremies, c, Kratovo
Jerusalem Monday, rf, Tel Aviv
Jessa Johansson, rp, Los Angeles
Jill Pole, ss, Paddington
Jim Morrison, ss, Circus
Jimmy Doolittle, sp, Canaveral
Jizyah Shorts, sp, San Jose
Jochebed, 3b, Tel Aviv
Joe L'Official, 3b, San Jose
Joey King, cf, Gallifrey
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, ss, Vatican
John Entwistle, 2b, Seattle
John Glenn, cf, Canaveral
John Noble, ss, Gallifrey
Jon Favreau, mr, Sao Paulo
Jon Spencer, lf, on waivers
Jonathan Anomaly, 3b, San Jose
Jonathan Howard, 3b, Sao Paulo
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, 3b, Arkham
Josie Canseco, c, Milan
Juan de la Cierva, c, Canaveral
Judah Akers, sp, Stratford
Judah Bauer, 3b, Seattle
Judith Gopnik, rp, Tel Aviv
Julian Lennon, rp, Seattle
June Allyson, ss, Sao Paulo
Juvenile, rf, Circus

K-9, mr, Gallifrey
Karen Duffy, rp, Milan
Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, sp, Sao Paulo/Hollywoo
Kate Morton, rp, on waivers
Kathryn Hahn, rp, on waivers
Kei Takahashi, 1b, Multiverse
Keith Flint, rf, Seattle
Keith Moon, cf, Seattle
Kelsey Merritt, sp, Milan
Kemba Walker, sp, Tel Aviv
Kenwyne Jones, ss, Kratovo
Kerb!am Man, 1b, on waivers
King Cole, c, Los Angeles
King Miraz, sp, Hollywoo
Kobe Bryant, sp, Baltimore
Korvold Fae-Cursed King, sp, Multiverse
Kuro Takhasomi, sp, on waivers
Kyle MacDonald, cf, Cyberspace

Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, 3b, Canaveral
Laika, rp, Canaveral
Lamar Odom, ss, Baltimore
Landon Donovan, lf, Kratovo
Larry Gopnik, lf, Tel Aviv
Lavinia Azorius Renegade, lf, Vatican/on waivers
Leandro Barbosa, cf, Multiverse
Leigh Watson, 2b, on waivers
Lenny Turteltaub, sp, Hollywoo/on waivers
Leon Uris, 2b, Tel Aviv
Lepidus, rp, Stratford
Levi, cf, Tel Aviv
Leviticus Payne, rf, San Jose
Lew Alcindor, rp, Baltimore
Lil Dicky, 2b, Compton
Lil Romeo, cf, Compton
Lil Wayne, 2b, Compton
Livonya Silone, sp, Multiverse
Lizzo, sp, Seattle
Lloyd Ahlquist, c, Cyberspace
Lord Jamar, rp, Compton
Lord of Unreality, sp, Arkham
Lou Reed, rp, Tel Aviv
Lovisa Coldeyes, 1b, Multiverse
Luc Longley, rf, on waivers
Lucy Pevensie, sp, Paddington
Ludacris, mr, Compton
Ludwig Wittgenstein, c, Vatican
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, rp, Milan
Luka Modric, ss, Kratovo
Lydia Hearst, sp, Compton
Lyra Dawnbringer, rp, Los Angeles

MC Chris, 2b, Compton
MC Frontalot, cf, Stratford
MC Hawking, rp, Compton
MC Serch, rf, Los Angeles
MCA, rp, Compton
MF Doom, 3b, Compton
Magic Johnson, cf, Baltimore
Malvolio, c, Stratford
Malygos, mr, Vatican
Mannie Fresh, sp, Compton
Mappo no Ryujin, lf, Arkham
Marco Materazzi, rp, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, rp, Kratovo
Marcus Johns, 3b, Sao Paulo
Mark Schwarzer, sp, Kratovo
Mark Sheehan, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Marnie Michaels, cf, Los Angeles
Marshmello, rp, Hollywoo/Milan
Martha Jones, sp, Gallifrey
Mary Magdalene, 1b, Tel Aviv
Mary Poppins, rp, Paddington
Mason Cook, c, Multiverse
Massacre Girl, cf, Los Angeles
Matt Costa, 3b, Multiverse
Matt Nathanson, rp, Kratovo
Matt Smith, 1b, Vatican
Matthew Ward, rf, Sao Paulo
Max Carver, ss, Sao Paulo
Meaghan Waller, 3b, Milan
Meg March, ss, Los Angeles
Melody Pond, 1b, Gallifrey
Menteith, lf, on waivers
Meredith Mickelson, ss, Milan
Merieke Ri Berit, 2b, Cyberspace
Michael Ballack, ss, Kratovo
Michael Banks, rp, Paddington
Michael Bay, rp, Tel Aviv
Michael Cooper, c, Baltimore
Michael Jordan, cf, Baltimore
Michael Kojo Essien, rf, Kratovo
Michelangelo, rp, Vatican
Michelle Jenneke, 3b, on waivers
Michelle Khare, 2b, Cyberspace
Mike D, mr, Compton
Mike Jones, rp, on waivers
Mikhail Varshavski, lf, Cyberspace
Mile Sterjovski, 3b, Paddington
Milo Greene, ss, Seattle
Mindy Buenaventura, sp, Hollywoo
Miraculous Powers, sp, San Jose
Miranda Lambert, cf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Missy Elliott, ss, Baltimore
Mitch Kupchak, cf, Baltimore
Molly Burke, rp, Cyberspace
Montero Lamar Hill, mr, Cyberspace
Mos Def, 3b, Compton
Mother Goose, ss, Paddington/Vatican
Mr. Banks, lf, Paddington
Mr. Bean, sp, Compton
Mr. Beaver, lf, Sao Paulo
Mr. Peanutbutter, lf, on waivers
Mrs. Beaver, 2b, Sao Paulo
Mrs. Conclusion, rf, Vatican
Murphy Lee, 1b, Compton
Mychal Thompson, lf, Baltimore
Mystikal, 2b, Kratovo

Nadia Vulvokov, sp, Los Angeles
Nala the cat, 3b, Cyberspace
Nell Quickly, lf, Stratford
Nelson Bighetti, sp, Gallifrey
Neltharion, rp, Tel Aviv
Nikabrik, ss, Paddington
Noah Levenstein, rp, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, rp, Seattle/Multiverse
Nora Lum, ss, Los Angeles
Noreaga, cf, Multiverse
Norm Nixon, sp, Baltimore
Nyarlathotep, c, on waivers

Ob'mbu, c, Arkham
Odric Lunarch Marshal, cf, Multiverse
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, rp, Kratovo
Olivia, ss, Canaveral
Olivia Donaldson, ss, Milan
Oozi Cats, rp, San Jose
Othuyeg, ss, Arkham

Panther, 1b, Paddington
Patrick Vieira, sp, Kratovo
Paul Vasquez, sp, Cyberspace
Paul Westerberg, rp, Gallifrey
Pavel Bure, rp, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, rp, Canaveral
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, lf, Sao Paulo
Pete Townshend, mr, Seattle
Peter Lovenkrands, 2b, Tel Aviv
Peter Morley-Souter, rp, Sao Paulo
Peter Pevensie, 3b, Sao Paulo
Peter Shukoff, sp, Cyberspace
Peter the Goatherd, rf, Milan
Petr Cech, rp, Kratovo
Phil Myman, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Philostrate, cf, Stratford
Pinky Penguin, lf, Hollywoo
Piper Laurie, 2b, Seattle
Pippa Black, 2b, Sao Paulo
Polly Plummer, sp, Paddington
Pope Thrower, c, San Jose
Prime Speaker Vannifar, c, Seattle
Prince Caspian, rf, Paddington
Pting, rp, Gallifrey
Puddleglum, rp, Paddington/Sao Paulo
Pusha T, rp, Compton
Pussy, c, Paddington

Quackers McQuack, 1b, Hollywoo

Rafael Marquez Alvarez, rp, Kratovo
Rankle Master of Pranks, sp, Multiverse/on waivers
Red Riding Hood, sp, Tel Aviv
Reepicheep, cf, Paddington
Regan, rf, Stratford
Renata Called to the Hunt, sp, Multiverse
Reverend Dongo Pewee, lf, San Jose
Reverend Geraldine Granger, rf, Multiverse
Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, rp, on waivers
Rhys Williams, sp, Stratford/on waivers
Rianne van Rompaey, lf, Milan
Richard Hendricks, rp, Los Angeles
Richard Tyler Blevins, rf, Cyberspace
Richie Guerin, lf, Multiverse
Rick Fox, 3b, Baltimore
Ritchie Osbourne, 2b, Circus
Riven Turnbull, c, Multiverse
River Song, sp, Cyberspace
Rizwan Manji, c, on waivers
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, rp, Multiverse
Robert Maschio, 2b, Sao Paulo
Robin Holtzken, 3b, Milan
Robin Starveling, rf, Hollywoo
Roger Daltrey, sp, Gallifrey
Roland Garros, cf, Canaveral
Ron Funches, rp, Vatican
Roque Luis Santa Cruz Cantero, 3b, Kratovo
Rosanne Cash, rf, Seattle
Rufus Wainwright, c, Tel Aviv
Ruslan Nigmatullin, sp, on waivers
Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, 1b, Hollywoo/on waivers
Ryan Kaji, rf, Cyberspace

Safiya Nygaard, sp, Cyberspace
Salami Blessing, ss, Vatican/on waivers
Sam Fox, cf, Sao Paulo
Samuel Pierpont Langley, rp, Canaveral
Sara Bareilles, ss, Seattle
Sarah Jane Smith, cf, Tel Aviv
Scott Carpenter, rf, on waivers
Scottie Pippen, sp, Multiverse
Sean Lennon, rf, on waivers
Sebastian Cesario, 1b, Stratford
Sebastian St. Clair, ss, Hollywoo
Sedmelluq, sp, Arkham
Selma Blair, rp, Sao Paulo
Sextina Aquafina, 2b, Hollywoo
Shaka Hislop, rp, on waivers
Shaquille O'Neal, sp, Baltimore
Sharc Jacobs, rp, Hollywoo
Sharon Morris, ss, Compton
Shasta, sp, Paddington
Shaurash-Ho, 2b, on waivers
Simon Burke, ss, Milan
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, rp, Stratford
Sir Toby Belch, sp, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, rp, San Jose
Snookie Catholique, cf, San Jose
Socrates, sp, Vatican
Squirrel, cf, Paddington
Sram Senior Edificer, mr, Multiverse
St. Alexander I, rp, Vatican
St. Anacletus, sp, Vatican
St. Anicetus, ss, Vatican
St. Clement I, rp, Gallifrey
St. Evaristus, cf, Vatican
St. Hyginus, rf, Vatican
St. Linus, rp, Vatican
St. Peter, 2b, Vatican
St. Pius I, 2b, Vatican
St. Sixtus I, cf, Vatican
St. Telesphorus, cf, Vatican
St. Thomas Aquinas, sp, Vatican
Stefani Stilton, mr, on waivers
Steven Lim, rp, Cyberspace
Steven Moffat, cf, Gallifrey
Steven Universe, ss, Multiverse
Stingray Liotta, 1b, Hollywoo
Stu Larsen, 3b, Seattle
Sue Miller, cf, Milan
Surender Nada, rf, San Jose
Susan Pevensie, mr, Paddington
Sy Ableman, c, Gallifrey

T.I., c, Compton
Talib Kweli, sp, Compton
Tasha Tilberg, rp, Milan
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, c, San Jose
Teemu Selanne, mr, Los Angeles
Tennessee Thomas, 3b, Seattle
The Green God, ss, on waivers
The Haunt of Hightower, ss, Vatican/on waivers
The Knightmare, 1b, Gallifrey
The Lamb, c, on waivers
The Monks, lf, on waivers
The Professor, rf, Paddington
The Silence, rp, Gallifrey
Tichondrius, rf, Tel Aviv
Tiger Lily, 2b, Paddington
Tim Cahill, lf, on waivers
Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, rf, Hollywoo/on waivers
Tom Meighan, 2b, Los Angeles
Toni Cornell, 3b, Stratford
Toni KukoÄ, 2b, Baltimore
Traian Vuia, 3b, Canaveral
Trip Carson, rf, Hollywoo
Trufflehunter, sp, Paddington
Trumpkin, rp, Multiverse
Tullus Aufidius, rp, Circus
Tumnus, ss, Sao Paulo
Tymaret Chosen from Death, 2b, Multiverse

Veronica Palmer, 3b, on waivers
Vincent Adultman, 2b, Hollywoo
Viola, ss, Stratford
Vladimir Kokkinaki, 3b, Sao Paulo
VladimÃr Remek, rp, Canaveral
Volgna-Gath, ss, Arkham
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, rp, Kratovo

Wally Schirra, ss, on waivers
Wanda Pierce, c, Hollywoo
Wayne Rooney, ss, Kratovo
Weeping Angel, sp, Tel Aviv
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, mr, Hollywoo
World Record Egg, rp, Sao Paulo/Paddington

Y'golonac, 1b, Arkham
Yaz's Nani, mr, on waivers
Yolanda Buenaventura, mr, Hollywoo
Your Smith, 2b, Seattle
Yuri Gagarin, 2b, Canaveral

Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, ss, Cyberspace
Zak Starkey, lf, Seattle
Zdenek Grygera, rp, Kratovo
Zlatan IbrahimoviÄ‡, lf, Kratovo

By position

Catchers

Angelica Buenaventura, Hollywoo
Azmodan, Stratford/San Jose
Beanie Sigel, Los Angeles
Beatrice Horseman, Hollywoo
Bill Cartwright, Baltimore
Cody Ko, Cyberspace
Colin "Bomber" Harris, Arkham
Daniel Radcliffe, Hollywoo
Dhani Harrison, Seattle
Earl of Kent, Stratford
Francesco Lana de Terzi, on waivers
Glen Power, Sao Paulo
Horace Grant, Milan
Hwin, Paddington
Inara George, Arkham
James McCartney, on waivers
Jens Jeremies, Kratovo
Josie Canseco, Milan
Juan de la Cierva, Canaveral
King Cole, Los Angeles
Lloyd Ahlquist, Cyberspace
Ludwig Wittgenstein, Vatican
Malvolio, Stratford
Mason Cook, Multiverse
Michael Cooper, Baltimore
Nyarlathotep, on waivers
Ob'mbu, Arkham
Pope Thrower, San Jose
Prime Speaker Vannifar, Seattle
Pussy, Paddington
Riven Turnbull, Multiverse
Rizwan Manji, on waivers
Rufus Wainwright, Tel Aviv
Sy Ableman, Gallifrey
T.I., Compton
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, San Jose
The Lamb, on waivers
Wanda Pierce, Hollywoo

First Basemen

Bucky Pizzarelli, Milan
Census Johnston, San Jose
David Ben-Gurion, on waivers
Doctor Cornelius, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Dr. Trent Artichoker, San Jose
Edgar, Stratford
Eric the Fish, Circus
Félix du Temple, Canaveral
It, on waivers
Jamaal Wilkes, Baltimore
Janai'ngo, Gallifrey
Jason Starkey, Seattle
Jeff Tweedy, Los Angeles
Kei Takahashi, Multiverse
Kerb!am Man, on waivers
Lovisa Coldeyes, Multiverse
Mary Magdalene, Tel Aviv
Matt Smith, Vatican
Melody Pond, Gallifrey
Murphy Lee, Compton
Panther, Paddington
Quackers McQuack, Hollywoo
Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, Hollywoo/on waivers
Sebastian Cesario, Stratford
Stingray Liotta, Hollywoo
The Knightmare, Gallifrey
Y'golonac, Arkham

Second Basemen

Abe D'Catfish, Hollywoo
Agrus Kos, Baltimore
Andromeda Dunker, San Jose
Anna Kendrick, on waivers
Ashley Garcia, Los Angeles
B'gnu-Thun, on waivers
Confucius, Circus
Cordelia, Stratford
Crackerjack Sugarman, San Jose
Derrick Rose, Baltimore
Dirk Kuyt, Kratovo
Donna Noble, Gallifrey
Freddie Wong, Cyberspace
Gog-Hoor, Arkham
Hakan Loob, on waivers
Inta Mulch, San Jose
Jackie Tyler, on waivers
Jaymee Ong, Sao Paulo
Jennifer O'Neill, Milan
John Entwistle, Seattle
Leigh Watson, on waivers
Leon Uris, Tel Aviv
Lil Dicky, Compton
Lil Wayne, Compton
MC Chris, Compton
Merieke Ri Berit, Cyberspace
Michelle Khare, Cyberspace
Mrs. Beaver, Sao Paulo
Mystikal, Kratovo
Peter Lovenkrands, Tel Aviv
Piper Laurie, Seattle
Pippa Black, Sao Paulo
Ritchie Osbourne, Circus
Robert Maschio, Sao Paulo
Sextina Aquafina, Hollywoo
Shaurash-Ho, on waivers
St. Peter, Vatican
St. Pius I, Vatican
Tiger Lily, Paddington
Tom Meighan, Los Angeles
Toni KukoÄ, Baltimore
Tymaret Chosen from Death, Multiverse
Vincent Adultman, Hollywoo
Your Smith, Seattle
Yuri Gagarin, Canaveral

Third Basemen

Andy Richter, Los Angeles
Aruna Dindane, Kratovo
Awkwafina, Compton
Baby Yoda, Cyberspace
Brent Leroy, Los Angeles
Curio, Stratford
Dave DeBusschere, Baltimore
Deacon Ernest Frye, Los Angeles
Elena Cañero-Reed, Gallifrey
Estelle Parsons, Sao Paulo
Firesong and Sunspeaker, Baltimore
Gwen Cooper, Gallifrey
Herb Kazzaz, Hollywoo
Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzarelli-McQuack, Hollywoo
J. D. Salinger, Tel Aviv
Ja Rule, Vatican
Jane Banks, Paddington
Jochebed, Tel Aviv
Joe L'Official, San Jose
Jonathan Anomaly, San Jose
Jonathan Howard, Sao Paulo
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, Arkham
Judah Bauer, Seattle
Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, Canaveral
MF Doom, Compton
Marcus Johns, Sao Paulo
Matt Costa, Multiverse
Meaghan Waller, Milan
Michelle Jenneke, on waivers
Mile Sterjovski, Paddington
Mos Def, Compton
Nala the cat, Cyberspace
Peter Pevensie, Sao Paulo
Rick Fox, Baltimore
Robin Holtzken, Milan
Roque Luis Santa Cruz Cantero, Kratovo
Stu Larsen, Seattle
Tennessee Thomas, Seattle
Toni Cornell, Stratford
Traian Vuia, Canaveral
Veronica Palmer, on waivers
Vladimir Kokkinaki, Sao Paulo

Shortstops

Alex Burriss, Cyberspace
Ashley Eckstein, Multiverse
B.G., Multiverse
Byron Scott, Baltimore
Cassadee Pope, Seattle
Cinderella, Stratford
Daniel, Gallifrey
Eugene Levy, Tel Aviv
General Booty, San Jose
Ghisguth, Circus
Gtuhanai, Arkham
Gustave Whitehead, Canaveral
Happy Hairston, Baltimore
Holland Roden, on waivers
Istasha, Arkham
Jill Pole, Paddington
Jim Morrison, Circus
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, Vatican
John Noble, Gallifrey
June Allyson, Sao Paulo
Kenwyne Jones, Kratovo
Lamar Odom, Baltimore
Luka Modric, Kratovo
Max Carver, Sao Paulo
Meg March, Los Angeles
Meredith Mickelson, Milan
Michael Ballack, Kratovo
Milo Greene, Seattle
Missy Elliott, Baltimore
Mother Goose, Paddington/Vatican
Nikabrik, Paddington
Nora Lum, Los Angeles
Olivia, Canaveral
Olivia Donaldson, Milan
Othuyeg, Arkham
Salami Blessing, Vatican/on waivers
Sara Bareilles, Seattle
Sebastian St. Clair, Hollywoo
Sharon Morris, Compton
Simon Burke, Milan
St. Anicetus, Vatican
Steven Universe, Multiverse
The Green God, on waivers
The Haunt of Hightower, Vatican/on waivers
Tumnus, Sao Paulo
Viola, Stratford
Volgna-Gath, Arkham
Wally Schirra, on waivers
Wayne Rooney, Kratovo
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, Cyberspace

Left Fielders

Amy Pond, Compton
Aravis, Paddington
Arsenio Sebastiao Cabungula, on waivers
Bill Potts, Gallifrey
Black Thought, Compton
Caithness, Stratford/on waivers
Cory Phast Lane, San Jose
Danny Pink, Arkham
Elliot Reid, Los Angeles
Enrico Forlanini, Canaveral
Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
Gleeth, Kratovo
Goneril, Stratford
Greg Kurstin, on waivers
Grumgully the Generous, Multiverse
H'chtelegoth, Sao Paulo
Hugo, Baltimore
Hugo Junkers, Canaveral
Jack Spratt, Paddington
Jay Maynard, Cyberspace
Jon Spencer, on waivers
Landon Donovan, Kratovo
Larry Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Lavinia Azorius Renegade, Vatican/on waivers
Mappo no Ryujin, Arkham
Menteith, on waivers
Mikhail Varshavski, Cyberspace
Mr. Banks, Paddington
Mr. Beaver, Sao Paulo
Mr. Peanutbutter, on waivers
Mychal Thompson, Baltimore
Nell Quickly, Stratford
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, Sao Paulo
Pinky Penguin, Hollywoo
Reverend Dongo Pewee, San Jose
Rianne van Rompaey, Milan
Richie Guerin, Multiverse
The Monks, on waivers
Tim Cahill, on waivers
Zak Starkey, Seattle
Zlatan IbrahimoviÄ‡, Kratovo

Center Fielders

Amber Lee Ettinger, on waivers
Atilla Freska, San Jose
Billie-Jo Skeleton, Seattle
Bobs, Paddington
Cara Taylor, Compton
Chuck Connors, Sao Paulo
Cominius, on waivers
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, Arkham
Dashawn Manheim, on waivers
Democritus, Vatican
Diego Marín Aguilera, Canaveral
Elizabeth Turner, Milan
Emojibot, Gallifrey
Eugene Lee Yang, Hollywoo
Francesco Totti, San Jose
George Mikan, Tel Aviv
Gloon, Arkham
Gottfried Leibnitz, Stratford
Hamilton Leithauser, Seattle
Hannah Kat Jones, Milan
Inspector Flying Fox, Vatican
Inspector Leopard, Circus
James Charles Dickinson, Cyberspace
Joey King, Gallifrey
John Glenn, Canaveral
Keith Moon, Seattle
Kyle MacDonald, Cyberspace
Leandro Barbosa, Multiverse
Levi, Tel Aviv
Lil Romeo, Compton
MC Frontalot, Stratford
Magic Johnson, Baltimore
Marnie Michaels, Los Angeles
Massacre Girl, Los Angeles
Michael Jordan, Baltimore
Miranda Lambert, Los Angeles/on waivers
Mitch Kupchak, Baltimore
Noreaga, Multiverse
Odric Lunarch Marshal, Multiverse
Philostrate, Stratford
Reepicheep, Paddington
Roland Garros, Canaveral
Sam Fox, Sao Paulo
Sarah Jane Smith, Tel Aviv
Snookie Catholique, San Jose
Squirrel, Paddington
St. Evaristus, Vatican
St. Sixtus I, Vatican
St. Telesphorus, Vatican
Steven Moffat, Gallifrey
Sue Miller, Milan

Right Fielders

2 Chainz, Compton
Angus, Stratford
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, Canaveral
Benvolio, Hollywoo/on waivers
Camille Kostek, Milan
David Beckham, Kratovo
David Tennant, Gallifrey
Dennis Rodman, Baltimore
Dick McGuire, on waivers
Edmund Blackadder, Los Angeles
Emmanuel Adebayor, Kratovo
Glaaki, Arkham
Gus Grissom, Canaveral
Holly Kiser, Milan
Jerusalem Monday, Tel Aviv
Juvenile, Circus
Keith Flint, Seattle
Leviticus Payne, San Jose
Luc Longley, on waivers
MC Serch, Los Angeles
Matthew Ward, Sao Paulo
Michael Kojo Essien, Kratovo
Mrs. Conclusion, Vatican
Peter the Goatherd, Milan
Prince Caspian, Paddington
Regan, Stratford
Reverend Geraldine Granger, Multiverse
Richard Tyler Blevins, Cyberspace
Robin Starveling, Hollywoo
Rosanne Cash, Seattle
Ryan Kaji, Cyberspace
Scott Carpenter, on waivers
Sean Lennon, on waivers
St. Hyginus, Vatican
Surender Nada, San Jose
The Professor, Paddington
Tichondrius, Tel Aviv
Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, Hollywoo/on waivers
Trip Carson, Hollywoo

Starting Pitchers

Absalom, Tel Aviv
Ad-Rock, Compton
Adam Silver, Tel Aviv
Alexa Chung, Milan
Allie Ayers, on waivers
Andrea Riseborough, Stratford
Andrew Garfield, Los Angeles/on waivers
Anne de Paula, Milan
Annie Easton, Tel Aviv
Ashildr, Vatican
Aubrey Graham, Sao Paulo
Ben Best, Seattle
Big Boi, Los Angeles
Billie Eilish, Seattle
Butterscotch Horseman, on waivers
Candy Button Disco, San Jose/Stratford
Captain Peanutbutter, Sao Paulo
Cathy Guisewite, Sao Paulo
Chris Eccleston, Gallifrey
David Seaman, Kratovo
David Stern, Gallifrey
Daxos Blessed by the Sun, Multiverse
Deepika Padukone, Los Angeles
Deke Slayton, on waivers
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, Milan
Derek Fisher, Baltimore
Domri Rade, Los Angeles
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, San Jose
Dr. Winston, Vatican
Ei'lor, Arkham
Elgin Baylor, Baltimore
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, Multiverse
Erich Warsitz, Canaveral
Feste, Stratford
Fleabag, Los Angeles
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Stratford/Circus
Fran Summers, Milan
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, Multiverse/Seattle
Gurathnaka, Arkham
Hastur, Arkham
Henrik Lundqvist, Canaveral
Heraclitus, Vatican
Hiram Maxim, Canaveral
Iker Casillas, Kratovo
James Worthy, Baltimore
Jaz-O, Compton
Jeff Beck, Tel Aviv
Jennifer Connelly, Tel Aviv
Jimmy Doolittle, Canaveral
Jizyah Shorts, San Jose
Judah Akers, Stratford
Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, Sao Paulo/Hollywoo
Kelsey Merritt, Milan
Kemba Walker, Tel Aviv
King Miraz, Hollywoo
Kobe Bryant, Baltimore
Korvold Fae-Cursed King, Multiverse
Kuro Takhasomi, on waivers
Lenny Turteltaub, Hollywoo/on waivers
Livonya Silone, Multiverse
Lizzo, Seattle
Lord of Unreality, Arkham
Lucy Pevensie, Paddington
Lydia Hearst, Compton
Mannie Fresh, Compton
Mark Schwarzer, Kratovo
Martha Jones, Gallifrey
Mindy Buenaventura, Hollywoo
Miraculous Powers, San Jose
Mr. Bean, Compton
Nadia Vulvokov, Los Angeles
Nelson Bighetti, Gallifrey
Norm Nixon, Baltimore
Patrick Vieira, Kratovo
Paul Vasquez, Cyberspace
Peter Shukoff, Cyberspace
Polly Plummer, Paddington
Rankle Master of Pranks, Multiverse/on waivers
Red Riding Hood, Tel Aviv
Renata Called to the Hunt, Multiverse
Rhys Williams, Stratford/on waivers
River Song, Cyberspace
Roger Daltrey, Gallifrey
Ruslan Nigmatullin, on waivers
Safiya Nygaard, Cyberspace
Scottie Pippen, Multiverse
Sedmelluq, Arkham
Shaquille O'Neal, Baltimore
Shasta, Paddington
Sir Toby Belch, Stratford
Socrates, Vatican
St. Anacletus, Vatican
St. Thomas Aquinas, Vatican
Talib Kweli, Compton
Trufflehunter, Paddington
Weeping Angel, Tel Aviv

Middle Relievers

Alan Shepard, Canaveral
Andrew Rea, Cyberspace
Bert, Paddington
Beto O'Rourke, Seattle/on waivers
Boats Botes, San Jose
Bree, Paddington
Cosmo Bjorkenheim, on waivers
Diane Nguyen, Los Angeles
Elka Ostrovsky, Multiverse
Father Ted Crilly, Los Angeles
Feather the Redeemed, Vatican
Freeway, on waivers
Ghatanothoa, Arkham
Jon Favreau, Sao Paulo
K-9, Gallifrey
Ludacris, Compton
Malygos, Vatican
Mike D, Compton
Montero Lamar Hill, Cyberspace
Pete Townshend, Seattle
Sram Senior Edificer, Multiverse
Stefani Stilton, on waivers
Susan Pevensie, Paddington
Teemu Selanne, Los Angeles
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, Hollywoo
Yaz's Nani, on waivers
Yolanda Buenaventura, Hollywoo

Relief Pitchers

Adolphe Pegoud, Canaveral
Adut Akech, Milan
Adwoa Aboah, Milan
Amy Smart, Arkham
Anax Hardened in the Forge, Multiverse
Andrei Tupolev, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Arthur Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Atlach-Nacha, on waivers
BJ Armstrong, Baltimore
Bardolph, Stratford
Basatan, Arkham
Caius Ligarius, on waivers
Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, Hollywoo
Charli D'Amelio, Cyberspace
Charlotte Moore, Hollywoo
Chase Hudson, Cyberspace
Christina Aguilera, Seattle
Cicero, Stratford
Connor Franta, Cyberspace
Craig Benzine, Cyberspace
Darthvader Williamson, San Jose
Darwin Tobacco, San Jose
Derek Jeter, Hollywoo
Derek Trotter, Seattle
Dianna Agron, Seattle/on waivers
Doge of Venice, Arkham
Dr. Kim Nazi, San Jose
Eaters of the Light, Gallifrey
Edina Monsoon, Los Angeles
Emma Holmes, on waivers
Fabian, Stratford
Fabolous, Sao Paulo
Ginger Baker, Seattle
Glimfeather, Paddington
Gordon Cooper, Canaveral
Gzxtyos, Gallifrey
Haiogh-Yai, Arkham
Hatem Trabelsi, Gallifrey
Henrietta Platchkey, Hollywoo
Hziulquoigmnzhah, Arkham
Iguana Azalea, Hollywoo
Immanuel Kant, Arkham
Jasmine Squirrel, Milan/on waivers
Jay-Z, Compton
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, Stratford
Jeff Baxter, Canaveral
Jessa Johansson, Los Angeles
Judith Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Julian Lennon, Seattle
Karen Duffy, Milan
Kate Morton, on waivers
Kathryn Hahn, on waivers
Laika, Canaveral
Lepidus, Stratford
Lew Alcindor, Baltimore
Lord Jamar, Compton
Lou Reed, Tel Aviv
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, Milan
Lyra Dawnbringer, Los Angeles
MC Hawking, Compton
MCA, Compton
Marco Materazzi, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, Kratovo
Mark Sheehan, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Marshmello, Hollywoo/Milan
Mary Poppins, Paddington
Matt Nathanson, Kratovo
Michael Banks, Paddington
Michael Bay, Tel Aviv
Michelangelo, Vatican
Mike Jones, on waivers
Molly Burke, Cyberspace
Neltharion, Tel Aviv
Noah Levenstein, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, Seattle/Multiverse
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, Kratovo
Oozi Cats, San Jose
Paul Westerberg, Gallifrey
Pavel Bure, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, Canaveral
Peter Morley-Souter, Sao Paulo
Petr Cech, Kratovo
Phil Myman, Los Angeles/on waivers
Pting, Gallifrey
Puddleglum, Paddington/Sao Paulo
Pusha T, Compton
Rafael Marquez Alvarez, Kratovo
Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, on waivers
Richard Hendricks, Los Angeles
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, Multiverse
Ron Funches, Vatican
Samuel Pierpont Langley, Canaveral
Selma Blair, Sao Paulo
Shaka Hislop, on waivers
Sharc Jacobs, Hollywoo
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, San Jose
St. Alexander I, Vatican
St. Clement I, Gallifrey
St. Linus, Vatican
Steven Lim, Cyberspace
Tasha Tilberg, Milan
The Silence, Gallifrey
Trumpkin, Multiverse
Tullus Aufidius, Circus
VladimÃr Remek, Canaveral
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, Kratovo
World Record Egg, Sao Paulo/Paddington
Zdenek Grygera, Kratovo