Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 8513 Keith Flint, 22, c (104 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8236 Piper Laurie, 24, 2b (165 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8420 John Entwistle, 21, 2b (71 GP, -3.4 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8300 Tennessee Thomas, 25, 3b (225 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8539 Judah Bauer, 21, 3b (50 GP, 3.9 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8814 Justin Rice, 20, 3b (45 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8310 Sara Bareilles, 25, ss (266 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8623 Zak Starkey, 21, lf (114 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8117 Hamilton Leithauser, 25, cf (216 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8289 Billie-Jo Skeleton, 25, cf (167 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40)
• 8665 Rosanne Cash, 20, rf (88 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, 6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8075 Emrakul the Aeons Torn, 25, sp (863 IP, 0.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8373 Billie Eilish, 24, sp (455 IP, 2.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8283 Ben Best, 26, sp (435 IP, 1.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8511 Lizzo, 21, sp (318 IP, 7.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8124 The Silence, 28, rp (239 IP, 11.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8262 Derek Trotter, 25, rp (191 IP, 8.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8319 Ginger Baker, 24, rp (134 IP, -1.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8576 Christina Aguilera, 23, rp (108 IP, 3.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8669 Julian Lennon, 21, rp (27 IP, 6.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8817 Carlos Santana, 21, rp (18 IP, -3.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8590 Jason Starkey, 21, 1b (66 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8448 Pete Townshend, 21, mr (65 IP, -21.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8791 John Cougar Mellencamp, 18, sp (6 IP, 9.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8660 Milo Greene, 21, ss (who?)
• 8711 Keith Moon, 20, cf (who?)
• 8797 Christian Rudder, 18, lf (who?)