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SimBase Players, Year 96

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

'Ymnar, rp, Arkham
2 Chainz, rf, Compton

Abe D'Catfish, 2b, Hollywoo
Absalom, sp, Tel Aviv
Ad-Rock, sp, Compton
Adam Silver, sp, Tel Aviv
Adolphe Pegoud, rp, Canaveral
Adut Akech, rp, Milan
Adwoa Aboah, rp, Milan
Agrus Kos, 2b, Baltimore
Alan Shepard, mr, Canaveral
Alex Burriss, ss, Cyberspace
Alexa Chung, sp, on waivers
Alizée Gaillard, mr, Milan
Amy Pond, lf, Compton
Amy Smart, rp, Arkham
Anax Hardened in the Forge, mr, Multiverse
Andi Muise, ss, Milan
Andre Antonius Maria Ooijer, mr, Kratovo
Andrea Riseborough, sp, on waivers
Andrew Rea, mr, Cyberspace
Andromeda Dunker, 2b, San Jose
Andy Richter, 3b, Los Angeles/Compton
Angelica Buenaventura, c, Hollywoo
Angus, rf, Stratford
Anne de Paula, sp, Milan
Annie Easton, sp, Tel Aviv
Aravis, lf, Paddington
Arnaldo Tamayo MÃ©ndez, sp, Canaveral
Arthur Gopnik, rp, Tel Aviv
Aruna Dindane, 3b, Kratovo
Ashildr, sp, Vatican
Ashley Eckstein, ss, Stratford
Ashley Garcia, 2b, Los Angeles
Astrid Peth, lf, Kratovo/on waivers
Atilla Freska, cf, San Jose
Aubrey Graham, sp, Sao Paulo
Augustus Gloop, ss, Paddington
Awkwafina, 3b, Compton
Azmodan, c, San Jose

B.G., ss, Multiverse
BJ Armstrong, rp, Baltimore
Baby Yoda, 3b, Cyberspace
Bardolph, rp, Stratford
Barron Cashdollar, rf, San Jose
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, rf, Los Angeles
Basatan, rp, Arkham
Beanie Sigel, c, Los Angeles
Beatrice Horseman, c, Hollywoo
Ben Best, sp, Seattle
Bert, mr, Paddington
Big Boi, sp, Los Angeles
Bill Cartwright, c, Baltimore
Bill Potts, lf, Gallifrey
Billie Eilish, sp, Seattle
Billie-Jo Skeleton, cf, Seattle
Black Thought, lf, Compton
Boats Botes, mr, San Jose
Bobs, cf, on waivers
Bread Poot, sp, Hollywoo
Bree, mr, Paddington
Brent Leroy, 3b, on waivers
Bucky Pizzarelli, 1b, Milan
Byron Scott, ss, Baltimore

Camille Kostek, rf, Milan
Candy Button Disco, sp, Stratford
Captain Peanutbutter, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Cara Taylor, cf, Compton
Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, rp, Hollywoo
Carlos Santana, rp, Seattle
Cassadee Pope, ss, Multiverse
Cathy Guisewite, sp, Sao Paulo
Census Johnston, 1b, San Jose
Charli D'Amelio, rp, Cyberspace
Charlie Bucket, rp, Paddington
Charlotte Moore, rp, Hollywoo
Chase Hudson, rp, Cyberspace
Chris Eccleston, sp, on waivers
Christian Rudder, lf, Seattle
Christina Aguilera, rp, Seattle
Chuck Connors, cf, Sao Paulo
Cicero, rp, on waivers
Cinderella, ss, Stratford/on waivers
Cody Ko, c, on waivers
Colin "Bomber" Harris, c, Arkham
Confucius, 2b, Circus
Connor Franta, rp, Cyberspace
Cordelia, 2b, Stratford
Cory Phast Lane, lf, on waivers
Crackerjack Sugarman, 2b, San Jose
Craig Benzine, rp, Cyberspace
Cupe Robinson III, sp, Hollywoo
Curio, 3b, Stratford
CyberKing, sp, Gallifrey
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, cf, Arkham

Daniel, ss, Gallifrey
Daniel Radcliffe, c, Compton
Danny Pink, lf, Arkham
Darthvader Williamson, rp, San Jose
Darwin Tobacco, rp, San Jose
Dave DeBusschere, 3b, Baltimore
David Beckham, rf, Kratovo/on waivers
David Seaman, sp, Kratovo
David Stern, sp, on waivers
David Tennant, rf, Gallifrey
Daxos Blessed by the Sun, sp, Multiverse
Deacon Ernest Frye, cf, Los Angeles
Deepika Padukone, sp, Los Angeles
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, sp, Milan
Democritus, cf, Vatican
Dennis Rodman, rf, Baltimore
Derek Fisher, sp, Baltimore
Derek Jeter, rp, Hollywoo
Derek Trotter, rp, Seattle
Derrick Rose, 2b, Baltimore
Dhani Harrison, c, on waivers
Diane Nguyen, mr, Los Angeles
Diego Marín Aguilera, cf, Canaveral
Dirk Kuyt, 2b, Kratovo
Doge of Venice, rp, Arkham
Domri Rade, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Donna Noble, 2b, Gallifrey
Dr. Kim Nazi, rp, on waivers
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, sp, San Jose
Dr. Trent Artichoker, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Winston, sp, Vatican
Dream Crab, sp, Gallifrey
Duke of Albany, c, Stratford/Los Angeles

Earl of Gloucester, rf, Stratford
Earl of Kent, c, Stratford
Eaters of the Light, rp, Gallifrey
Ed Westwick, lf, Tel Aviv
Edgar, 1b, Stratford
Edina Monsoon, rp, Los Angeles
Edmund Blackadder, rf, Los Angeles
Ei'lor, sp, on waivers
Elena Cañero-Reed, 3b, Gallifrey
Elgin Baylor, sp, Baltimore
Elizabeth Turner, cf, Milan
Elka Ostrovsky, mr, Multiverse
Elliot Reid, lf, Los Angeles
Emmanuel Adebayor, rf, Kratovo
Emojibot, cf, Gallifrey
Empress of Racnoss, 3b, on waivers
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, sp, Multiverse/Seattle
Enrico Forlanini, lf, on waivers
Eric the Fish, 1b, Circus
Eric the Half-Bee, lf, Circus
Erich Warsitz, sp, Canaveral
Erin Willerton, c, Milan
Estelle Parsons, 3b, Sao Paulo
Eugene Lee Yang, cf, Hollywoo
Eugene Levy, ss, Tel Aviv
Eva Marie Saint, c, Sao Paulo

Fabian, rp, Stratford
Fabolous, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Father Ted Crilly, mr, Los Angeles
Feather the Redeemed, mr, Vatican
Feste, sp, Stratford
Firesong and Sunspeaker, 3b, Baltimore
Fleabag, sp, Los Angeles
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Circus
Fran Summers, sp, Stratford
Francesco Totti, cf, San Jose/Compton
Freddie Wong, 2b, on waivers
Félix du Temple, 1b, Canaveral

General Booty, ss, San Jose
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, sp, Seattle/Multiverse
George Mikan, cf, Tel Aviv
Ghatanothoa, mr, Arkham
Ghisguth, ss, Circus
Ginger Baker, rp, Seattle
Glaaki, rf, on waivers
Gleeth, lf, Kratovo/Vatican
Glen Power, c, Sao Paulo
Glimfeather, rp, on waivers
Gloon, cf, on waivers
Godzilla King of the Monsters, 1b, Multiverse
Gog-Hoor, 2b, Arkham
Goneril, lf, Stratford
Gordon Cooper, rp, Canaveral
Gottfried Leibnitz, cf, Stratford
Grandpa Joe, sp, Paddington
Grumgully the Generous, lf, Multiverse
Gtuhanai, ss, Arkham
Gurathnaka, sp, Arkham
Gus Grissom, rf, Canaveral
Gustave Whitehead, ss, Canaveral
Gwen Cooper, 3b, Gallifrey
Gzxtyos, rp, Gallifrey

H'chtelegoth, lf, Sao Paulo
Haiogh-Yai, rp, Arkham
Haley Sharpe, sp, Cyberspace/Los Angeles
Hamilton Leithauser, cf, Seattle
Hank Hippopopalous, rp, Hollywoo
Hannah Kat Jones, cf, Gallifrey
Happy Hairston, ss, on waivers
Hastur, sp, Arkham
Hatem Trabelsi, rp, Gallifrey
Henrietta Platchkey, rp, Hollywoo
Henrik Lundqvist, sp, Los Angeles
Heraclitus, sp, Vatican/Stratford
Herb Kazzaz, 3b, Hollywoo
Hingle McCringleberry, 3b, on waivers
Hiram Maxim, sp, Canaveral
Holly Kiser, rf, Milan
Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzarelli-McQuack, ss, Hollywoo
Horace Grant, c, Milan
Hudson Taylor, ss, Cyberspace
Hugo, lf, on waivers
Hugo Junkers, lf, Canaveral
Hwin, c, Paddington
Hziulquoigmnzhah, rp, Arkham

Iguana Azalea, sp, Hollywoo
Iker Casillas, sp, Kratovo/on waivers
Immanuel Kant, rp, Arkham
Inara George, c, Arkham
Inspector Flying Fox, cf, Vatican
Inspector Leopard, cf, Circus
Inta Mulch, 2b, San Jose
Istasha, ss, Arkham

J. D. Salinger, 3b, Tel Aviv
Ja Rule, 3b, Vatican
Jack Spratt, lf, Paddington
Jamaal Wilkes, 1b, Vatican/on waivers
James Charles Dickinson, cf, Cyberspace
James Worthy, sp, Baltimore
Janai'ngo, 1b, Gallifrey
Jane Banks, cf, Paddington
Jason Starkey, 1b, Seattle
Jay Maynard, lf, Cyberspace
Jay-Z, sp, Compton
Jaymee Ong, ss, Sao Paulo
Jaz-O, sp, Compton
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, rp, Stratford
Jeff Baxter, rp, Canaveral
Jeff Beck, sp, Tel Aviv
Jeff Tweedy, 1b, Los Angeles
Jennifer Connelly, sp, Sao Paulo
Jennifer O'Neill, 2b, Milan
Jenny Flint, rp, Gallifrey
Jens Jeremies, c, Kratovo
Jerusalem Monday, rf, Tel Aviv
Jessa Johansson, rp, Los Angeles
Jill Pole, ss, Paddington
Jim Morrison, ss, Circus
Jimmy Doolittle, sp, Canaveral
Jizyah Shorts, sp, San Jose
Jochebed, 3b, Tel Aviv
Joe L'Official, 3b, San Jose
Joey King, cf, Baltimore
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, ss, Circus
John Cougar Mellencamp, sp, Seattle
John Entwistle, 2b, Seattle
John Glenn, cf, Canaveral
John Noble, ss, Baltimore
John Paxson, rp, Baltimore
Jon Favreau, mr, Gallifrey
Jonathan Anomaly, 3b, San Jose
Jonathan Howard, 3b, Sao Paulo
Joseph James Rogan, mr, Cyberspace
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, 3b, Arkham
Josie Canseco, c, Milan
Juan de la Cierva, c, Canaveral
Judah Akers, sp, Stratford
Judah Bauer, 3b, Seattle
Judith Gopnik, rp, on waivers
Julian Lennon, rp, Seattle
June Allyson, ss, Sao Paulo
Justin Rice, 3b, Seattle
Juvenile, rf, Circus

K-9, mr, Gallifrey
Kabuso, sp, Cyberspace
Kagisho Evidence Dikgacoi, 1b, Kratovo
Kanye West, rp, Compton
Karen Duffy, rp, Milan
Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, sp, Hollywoo
Kasey Keller, rp, Kratovo
Katie Otto, 1b, Canaveral
Kei Takahashi, 1b, Multiverse
Keith Flint, c, Seattle
Keith Moon, cf, Seattle
Kelsey Merritt, sp, Milan
Kemba Walker, sp, Tel Aviv
Kenwyne Jones, ss, Kratovo/on waivers
King Cole, c, Los Angeles
King Miraz, sp, on waivers
Kobe Bryant, sp, Baltimore
Korvold Fae-Cursed King, sp, Multiverse
Kristen Schaal, rp, Sao Paulo
Kyle MacDonald, cf, Cyberspace

Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, 3b, Canaveral
Laika, rp, Canaveral
Lamar Odom, ss, Baltimore
Landon Donovan, lf, on waivers
Larry Gopnik, lf, Tel Aviv
Leandro Barbosa, cf, on waivers
Leon Uris, 2b, Tel Aviv
Lepidus, rp, Stratford
Levi, cf, Tel Aviv
Leviticus Payne, rf, San Jose
Lew Alcindor, rp, Baltimore
Lil Dicky, 2b, Compton
Lil Romeo, cf, Compton/Vatican
Lil Wayne, 2b, Compton
Livonya Silone, sp, Multiverse
Lizzo, sp, Seattle
Lloyd Ahlquist, c, Cyberspace
Lord Jamar, rp, Compton/Tel Aviv
Lord of Unreality, sp, Arkham
Lou Reed, rp, Tel Aviv
Louise Post, cf, on waivers
Lovisa Coldeyes, 1b, Multiverse
Lucy Pevensie, sp, Paddington
Ludacris, mr, Compton
Ludwig Wittgenstein, c, Vatican
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, rp, Milan
Luka Modric, ss, Kratovo
Lydia Hearst, sp, Compton/on waivers
Lyndsey Scott, 3b, Milan
Lyra Dawnbringer, rp, on waivers

MC Chris, ss, Compton/Los Angeles/on waivers
MC Frontalot, cf, Stratford/Cyberspace
MC Hawking, rp, Compton
MC Serch, rf, on waivers
MCA, rp, Compton
MF Doom, 3b, on waivers
Madame Vastra, sp, Gallifrey
Magic Johnson, cf, Baltimore
Malvolio, c, Stratford
Malygos, mr, Vatican
Mannie Fresh, sp, on waivers
Mappo no Ryujin, lf, Arkham
Marco Materazzi, rp, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, rp, Kratovo
Marcus Johns, 3b, Sao Paulo
Mark Schwarzer, sp, on waivers
Marnie Michaels, cf, Los Angeles
Marshmello, rp, Milan
Martha Jones, sp, Gallifrey
Mary Magdalene, 1b, Tel Aviv
Mary Poppins, rp, Paddington
Mason Cook, c, Multiverse
Massacre Girl, cf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Matt Costa, 3b, Multiverse
Matt Nathanson, rp, Kratovo
Matt Smith, 1b, on waivers
Matthew Ward, cf, Sao Paulo
Maurice Podoloff, c, on waivers
Max Carver, ss, Sao Paulo
Meaghan Waller, 3b, Milan
Meg March, ss, Los Angeles
Melody Pond, 1b, Gallifrey
Meredith Mickelson, ss, Milan
Merieke Ri Berit, 2b, Cyberspace
Michael Ballack, ss, Kratovo
Michael Banks, rp, Paddington
Michael Bay, rp, Tel Aviv
Michael Cooper, c, Baltimore
Michael Jordan, cf, Baltimore
Michael Kojo Essien, rf, Kratovo
Michelangelo, rp, Vatican
Michelle Khare, 2b, Cyberspace
Mike D, mr, Compton
Mikhail Varshavski, lf, Cyberspace
Mile Sterjovski, 3b, Paddington
Milo Greene, ss, Seattle
Mindy Buenaventura, sp, Hollywoo
Miraculous Powers, sp, San Jose
Miroslaw Hermaszewski, sp, Canaveral
Missy Elliott, ss, Baltimore
Mitch Kupchak, cf, Baltimore
Molly Burke, rp, Cyberspace
Montero Lamar Hill, mr, Cyberspace
Mos Def, 3b, Compton
Mother Goose, ss, Vatican
Mr. Banks, lf, Compton/San Jose
Mr. Bean, sp, Compton
Mr. Beaver, lf, Sao Paulo
Mrs. Beaver, ss, on waivers
Mrs. Conclusion, rf, Vatican
Murphy Lee, 1b, on waivers
Mychal Thompson, lf, Baltimore
Mystikal, 2b, Tel Aviv

Nadia Vulvokov, sp, Los Angeles
Nala the cat, 3b, on waivers
Neal McBeal the Navy Seal, rp, Hollywoo
Nell Quickly, lf, Stratford/Vatican
Nelson Bighetti, sp, Gallifrey
Neltharion, rp, Tel Aviv
Nikabrik, ss, Paddington
Nikkie De Jager, sp, Cyberspace
Noah Levenstein, rp, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, rp, Multiverse
Nora Lum, ss, Los Angeles
Noreaga, cf, Multiverse
Norm Nixon, sp, Baltimore

Ob'mbu, c, Arkham
Odric Lunarch Marshal, cf, Multiverse
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, rp, Kratovo/Tel Aviv
Olivia, ss, Canaveral
Olivia Donaldson, ss, on waivers
Oozi Cats, rp, San Jose
Othuyeg, ss, Arkham

Panther, 1b, Paddington
Patrick Vieira, sp, Kratovo
Paul Vasquez, sp, Cyberspace/on waivers
Paul Westerberg, rp, Gallifrey/on waivers
Paula Abdul, c, Compton
Pavel Bure, rp, on waivers
Pavel Datsyuk, rp, Canaveral
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, lf, Sao Paulo
Pete Buttigieg, sp, Sao Paulo
Pete Townshend, mr, Seattle
Peter Lovenkrands, 2b, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Peter Morley-Souter, rp, Sao Paulo
Peter Pevensie, 3b, Sao Paulo
Peter Shukoff, sp, Cyberspace
Peter the Goatherd, rf, Milan
Petr Cech, rp, Kratovo
Philostrate, cf, Stratford/on waivers
Pháº¡m TuÃ¢n, rp, Canaveral
Pinky Penguin, lf, Hollywoo
Piper Laurie, 2b, Seattle
Pippa Black, 2b, Sao Paulo
Polly Plummer, sp, Paddington
Pope Thrower, c, San Jose
Prime Speaker Vannifar, c, on waivers
Prince Caspian, rf, Paddington
Pting, rp, on waivers
Puddleglum, rp, on waivers
Pusha T, rp, Compton
Pussy, c, Paddington

Quackers McQuack, 1b, Hollywoo

Raandaii-B'nk, 2b, Arkham
Rafael Marquez Alvarez, rp, Kratovo
Raphael Bob-Waksberg, rp, Tel Aviv/Kratovo
Red Riding Hood, sp, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Reepicheep, cf, on waivers
Regan, rf, Stratford
Renata Called to the Hunt, sp, Multiverse
Reverend Dongo Pewee, lf, San Jose
Reverend Geraldine Granger, rf, Multiverse
Rianne van Rompaey, lf, Milan
Richard Hendricks, rp, Los Angeles
Richard Tyler Blevins, rf, on waivers
Richie Guerin, lf, Multiverse
Rick Fox, 3b, Baltimore
Ritchie Osbourne, 2b, Circus
Riven Turnbull, c, Multiverse
River Song, sp, Cyberspace
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, rp, Multiverse
Robert Lawrence Stine, sp, Stratford
Robert Maschio, 2b, Sao Paulo
Robin Holtzken, 3b, Los Angeles
Robin Starveling, rf, Hollywoo
Roboform, rf, Gallifrey
Rod Steiger, rf, Kratovo
Roger Daltrey, sp, Gallifrey
Roland Garros, cf, Canaveral
Ron Funches, rp, Vatican/Circus
Roque Luis Santa Cruz Cantero, 3b, on waivers
Rosanne Cash, rf, Seattle
Rufus Wainwright, c, Tel Aviv
Ryan Kaji, rf, Cyberspace

Safiya Nygaard, sp, Cyberspace
Sam Fox, cf, Sao Paulo
Samir Handanovic, sp, Kratovo
Samuel Eto'o, lf, Kratovo
Samuel Pierpont Langley, rp, on waivers
Sara Bareilles, ss, Seattle
Sarah Jane Smith, cf, Tel Aviv
Sarah McDaniel, mr, Milan
Scottie Pippen, mr, Stratford
Sebastian Cesario, 1b, Stratford
Sebastian St. Clair, ss, Hollywoo
Sedmelluq, sp, Arkham
Selma Blair, rp, Sao Paulo
Sextina Aquafina, 2b, Hollywoo
Shaquille O'Neal, sp, Baltimore
Sharc Jacobs, rp, Hollywoo
Sharon Morris, ss, Compton
Shasta, sp, Paddington
Sigmund JÃ¤hn, lf, Canaveral
Simon Burke, ss, Milan
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, rp, Stratford
Sir Toby Belch, sp, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, rp, San Jose
Snookie Catholique, cf, San Jose
Socrates, sp, Vatican
Sovereign Valentine, rf, San Jose
Squirrel, cf, Paddington
Sram Senior Edificer, mr, Multiverse
St. Alexander I, sp, Vatican
St. Anacletus, sp, Vatican
St. Anicetus, ss, Vatican
St. Clement I, rp, Gallifrey
St. Eleutherius, lf, Vatican
St. Evaristus, cf, Vatican
St. Hyginus, rf, Vatican
St. Linus, rp, Vatican
St. Peter, 2b, Vatican
St. Pius I, 2b, on waivers
St. Sixtus I, cf, Vatican
St. Soter, rf, Vatican
St. Telesphorus, lf, Vatican
St. Thomas Aquinas, sp, Vatican
St. Victor I, rp, Vatican/Los Angeles
Steven Lim, rp, Cyberspace
Steven Moffat, cf, Gallifrey
Steven Universe, ss, Multiverse
Sthanee, rp, Arkham
Stingray Liotta, 1b, Hollywoo
Strax, 1b, Gallifrey
Stu Larsen, c, Kratovo
Sue Miller, cf, Milan
Surender Nada, rf, on waivers
Susan Pevensie, mr, Paddington
Sy Ableman, c, Gallifrey

T.I., c, Compton
Talib Kweli, sp, Compton
Tasha Tilberg, rp, Milan
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, c, San Jose
Teemu Selanne, mr, Los Angeles
Tennessee Thomas, 3b, Seattle
The Great Intelligence, sp, on waivers
The Heavenly Host, lf, Gallifrey/Kratovo
The Knightmare, 1b, on waivers
The Professor, rf, Paddington
The Silence, rp, Seattle
Tichondrius, rf, Tel Aviv
Tiger Lily, 2b, Paddington
Tim Dog, rp, on waivers
Tom Meighan, 2b, Los Angeles
Toni Cornell, 3b, Stratford
Toni KukoÄ, 2b, Baltimore
Traian Vuia, 3b, Canaveral
Trick Daddy, mr, Compton
Trip Carson, rf, Hollywoo
Trufflehunter, sp, Paddington
Trumpkin, rp, Multiverse
Tullus Aufidius, rp, Circus
Tumnus, ss, Sao Paulo
Tymaret Chosen from Death, 2b, Multiverse

Veruca Salt, 2b, Paddington
Vincent Adultman, 2b, on waivers
Viola, ss, Stratford
Vladimir Kokkinaki, 3b, on waivers
VladimÃr Remek, rp, Canaveral
Volgna-Gath, ss, Arkham
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, rp, Kratovo

Wanda Pierce, c, Hollywoo
Wayne Rooney, ss, Kratovo
Weeping Angel, sp, Tel Aviv
William Atherton, rf, Sao Paulo
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, mr, Sao Paulo
World Record Egg, rp, Paddington

Xzibit, ss, Compton

Y'golonac, 1b, Arkham
Yolanda Buenaventura, mr, Hollywoo
Your Smith, 1b, on waivers
Yuri Gagarin, 2b, Canaveral

Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, ss, Cyberspace
Zak Starkey, lf, Seattle
Zdenek Grygera, rp, Kratovo
Zebulon Vermillion, ss, San Jose
Zilortha Strength Incarnate, rp, Multiverse
Zlatan IbrahimoviÄ‡, lf, Kratovo

By position

Catchers

Angelica Buenaventura, Hollywoo
Azmodan, San Jose
Beanie Sigel, Los Angeles
Beatrice Horseman, Hollywoo
Bill Cartwright, Baltimore
Cody Ko, on waivers
Colin "Bomber" Harris, Arkham
Daniel Radcliffe, Compton
Dhani Harrison, on waivers
Duke of Albany, Stratford/Los Angeles
Earl of Kent, Stratford
Erin Willerton, Milan
Eva Marie Saint, Sao Paulo
Glen Power, Sao Paulo
Horace Grant, Milan
Hwin, Paddington
Inara George, Arkham
Jens Jeremies, Kratovo
Josie Canseco, Milan
Juan de la Cierva, Canaveral
Keith Flint, Seattle
King Cole, Los Angeles
Lloyd Ahlquist, Cyberspace
Ludwig Wittgenstein, Vatican
Malvolio, Stratford
Mason Cook, Multiverse
Maurice Podoloff, on waivers
Michael Cooper, Baltimore
Ob'mbu, Arkham
Paula Abdul, Compton
Pope Thrower, San Jose
Prime Speaker Vannifar, on waivers
Pussy, Paddington
Riven Turnbull, Multiverse
Rufus Wainwright, Tel Aviv
Stu Larsen, Kratovo
Sy Ableman, Gallifrey
T.I., Compton
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, San Jose
Wanda Pierce, Hollywoo

First Basemen

Bucky Pizzarelli, Milan
Census Johnston, San Jose
Dr. Trent Artichoker, San Jose
Edgar, Stratford
Eric the Fish, Circus
Félix du Temple, Canaveral
Godzilla King of the Monsters, Multiverse
Jamaal Wilkes, Vatican/on waivers
Janai'ngo, Gallifrey
Jason Starkey, Seattle
Jeff Tweedy, Los Angeles
Kagisho Evidence Dikgacoi, Kratovo
Katie Otto, Canaveral
Kei Takahashi, Multiverse
Lovisa Coldeyes, Multiverse
Mary Magdalene, Tel Aviv
Matt Smith, on waivers
Melody Pond, Gallifrey
Murphy Lee, on waivers
Panther, Paddington
Quackers McQuack, Hollywoo
Sebastian Cesario, Stratford
Stingray Liotta, Hollywoo
Strax, Gallifrey
The Knightmare, on waivers
Y'golonac, Arkham
Your Smith, on waivers

Second Basemen

Abe D'Catfish, Hollywoo
Agrus Kos, Baltimore
Andromeda Dunker, San Jose
Ashley Garcia, Los Angeles
Confucius, Circus
Cordelia, Stratford
Crackerjack Sugarman, San Jose
Derrick Rose, Baltimore
Dirk Kuyt, Kratovo
Donna Noble, Gallifrey
Freddie Wong, on waivers
Gog-Hoor, Arkham
Inta Mulch, San Jose
Jennifer O'Neill, Milan
John Entwistle, Seattle
Leon Uris, Tel Aviv
Lil Dicky, Compton
Lil Wayne, Compton
Merieke Ri Berit, Cyberspace
Michelle Khare, Cyberspace
Mystikal, Tel Aviv
Peter Lovenkrands, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Piper Laurie, Seattle
Pippa Black, Sao Paulo
Raandaii-B'nk, Arkham
Ritchie Osbourne, Circus
Robert Maschio, Sao Paulo
Sextina Aquafina, Hollywoo
St. Peter, Vatican
St. Pius I, on waivers
Tiger Lily, Paddington
Tom Meighan, Los Angeles
Toni KukoÄ, Baltimore
Tymaret Chosen from Death, Multiverse
Veruca Salt, Paddington
Vincent Adultman, on waivers
Yuri Gagarin, Canaveral

Third Basemen

Andy Richter, Los Angeles/Compton
Aruna Dindane, Kratovo
Awkwafina, Compton
Baby Yoda, Cyberspace
Brent Leroy, on waivers
Curio, Stratford
Dave DeBusschere, Baltimore
Elena Cañero-Reed, Gallifrey
Empress of Racnoss, on waivers
Estelle Parsons, Sao Paulo
Firesong and Sunspeaker, Baltimore
Gwen Cooper, Gallifrey
Herb Kazzaz, Hollywoo
Hingle McCringleberry, on waivers
J. D. Salinger, Tel Aviv
Ja Rule, Vatican
Jochebed, Tel Aviv
Joe L'Official, San Jose
Jonathan Anomaly, San Jose
Jonathan Howard, Sao Paulo
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, Arkham
Judah Bauer, Seattle
Justin Rice, Seattle
Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, Canaveral
Lyndsey Scott, Milan
MF Doom, on waivers
Marcus Johns, Sao Paulo
Matt Costa, Multiverse
Meaghan Waller, Milan
Mile Sterjovski, Paddington
Mos Def, Compton
Nala the cat, on waivers
Peter Pevensie, Sao Paulo
Rick Fox, Baltimore
Robin Holtzken, Los Angeles
Roque Luis Santa Cruz Cantero, on waivers
Tennessee Thomas, Seattle
Toni Cornell, Stratford
Traian Vuia, Canaveral
Vladimir Kokkinaki, on waivers

Shortstops

Alex Burriss, Cyberspace
Andi Muise, Milan
Ashley Eckstein, Stratford
Augustus Gloop, Paddington
B.G., Multiverse
Byron Scott, Baltimore
Cassadee Pope, Multiverse
Cinderella, Stratford/on waivers
Daniel, Gallifrey
Eugene Levy, Tel Aviv
General Booty, San Jose
Ghisguth, Circus
Gtuhanai, Arkham
Gustave Whitehead, Canaveral
Happy Hairston, on waivers
Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzarelli-McQuack, Hollywoo
Hudson Taylor, Cyberspace
Istasha, Arkham
Jaymee Ong, Sao Paulo
Jill Pole, Paddington
Jim Morrison, Circus
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, Circus
John Noble, Baltimore
June Allyson, Sao Paulo
Kenwyne Jones, Kratovo/on waivers
Lamar Odom, Baltimore
Luka Modric, Kratovo
MC Chris, Compton/Los Angeles/on waivers
Max Carver, Sao Paulo
Meg March, Los Angeles
Meredith Mickelson, Milan
Michael Ballack, Kratovo
Milo Greene, Seattle
Missy Elliott, Baltimore
Mother Goose, Vatican
Mrs. Beaver, on waivers
Nikabrik, Paddington
Nora Lum, Los Angeles
Olivia, Canaveral
Olivia Donaldson, on waivers
Othuyeg, Arkham
Sara Bareilles, Seattle
Sebastian St. Clair, Hollywoo
Sharon Morris, Compton
Simon Burke, Milan
St. Anicetus, Vatican
Steven Universe, Multiverse
Tumnus, Sao Paulo
Viola, Stratford
Volgna-Gath, Arkham
Wayne Rooney, Kratovo
Xzibit, Compton
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, Cyberspace
Zebulon Vermillion, San Jose

Left Fielders

Amy Pond, Compton
Aravis, Paddington
Astrid Peth, Kratovo/on waivers
Bill Potts, Gallifrey
Black Thought, Compton
Christian Rudder, Seattle
Cory Phast Lane, on waivers
Danny Pink, Arkham
Ed Westwick, Tel Aviv
Elliot Reid, Los Angeles
Enrico Forlanini, on waivers
Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
Gleeth, Kratovo/Vatican
Goneril, Stratford
Grumgully the Generous, Multiverse
H'chtelegoth, Sao Paulo
Hugo, on waivers
Hugo Junkers, Canaveral
Jack Spratt, Paddington
Jay Maynard, Cyberspace
Landon Donovan, on waivers
Larry Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Mappo no Ryujin, Arkham
Mikhail Varshavski, Cyberspace
Mr. Banks, Compton/San Jose
Mr. Beaver, Sao Paulo
Mychal Thompson, Baltimore
Nell Quickly, Stratford/Vatican
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, Sao Paulo
Pinky Penguin, Hollywoo
Reverend Dongo Pewee, San Jose
Rianne van Rompaey, Milan
Richie Guerin, Multiverse
Samuel Eto'o, Kratovo
Sigmund JÃ¤hn, Canaveral
St. Eleutherius, Vatican
St. Telesphorus, Vatican
The Heavenly Host, Gallifrey/Kratovo
Zak Starkey, Seattle
Zlatan IbrahimoviÄ‡, Kratovo

Center Fielders

Atilla Freska, San Jose
Billie-Jo Skeleton, Seattle
Bobs, on waivers
Cara Taylor, Compton
Chuck Connors, Sao Paulo
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, Arkham
Deacon Ernest Frye, Los Angeles
Democritus, Vatican
Diego Marín Aguilera, Canaveral
Elizabeth Turner, Milan
Emojibot, Gallifrey
Eugene Lee Yang, Hollywoo
Francesco Totti, San Jose/Compton
George Mikan, Tel Aviv
Gloon, on waivers
Gottfried Leibnitz, Stratford
Hamilton Leithauser, Seattle
Hannah Kat Jones, Gallifrey
Inspector Flying Fox, Vatican
Inspector Leopard, Circus
James Charles Dickinson, Cyberspace
Jane Banks, Paddington
Joey King, Baltimore
John Glenn, Canaveral
Keith Moon, Seattle
Kyle MacDonald, Cyberspace
Leandro Barbosa, on waivers
Levi, Tel Aviv
Lil Romeo, Compton/Vatican
Louise Post, on waivers
MC Frontalot, Stratford/Cyberspace
Magic Johnson, Baltimore
Marnie Michaels, Los Angeles
Massacre Girl, Los Angeles/on waivers
Matthew Ward, Sao Paulo
Michael Jordan, Baltimore
Mitch Kupchak, Baltimore
Noreaga, Multiverse
Odric Lunarch Marshal, Multiverse
Philostrate, Stratford/on waivers
Reepicheep, on waivers
Roland Garros, Canaveral
Sam Fox, Sao Paulo
Sarah Jane Smith, Tel Aviv
Snookie Catholique, San Jose
Squirrel, Paddington
St. Evaristus, Vatican
St. Sixtus I, Vatican
Steven Moffat, Gallifrey
Sue Miller, Milan

Right Fielders

2 Chainz, Compton
Angus, Stratford
Barron Cashdollar, San Jose
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, Los Angeles
Camille Kostek, Milan
David Beckham, Kratovo/on waivers
David Tennant, Gallifrey
Dennis Rodman, Baltimore
Earl of Gloucester, Stratford
Edmund Blackadder, Los Angeles
Emmanuel Adebayor, Kratovo
Glaaki, on waivers
Gus Grissom, Canaveral
Holly Kiser, Milan
Jerusalem Monday, Tel Aviv
Juvenile, Circus
Leviticus Payne, San Jose
MC Serch, on waivers
Michael Kojo Essien, Kratovo
Mrs. Conclusion, Vatican
Peter the Goatherd, Milan
Prince Caspian, Paddington
Regan, Stratford
Reverend Geraldine Granger, Multiverse
Richard Tyler Blevins, on waivers
Robin Starveling, Hollywoo
Roboform, Gallifrey
Rod Steiger, Kratovo
Rosanne Cash, Seattle
Ryan Kaji, Cyberspace
Sovereign Valentine, San Jose
St. Hyginus, Vatican
St. Soter, Vatican
Surender Nada, on waivers
The Professor, Paddington
Tichondrius, Tel Aviv
Trip Carson, Hollywoo
William Atherton, Sao Paulo

Starting Pitchers

Absalom, Tel Aviv
Ad-Rock, Compton
Adam Silver, Tel Aviv
Alexa Chung, on waivers
Andrea Riseborough, on waivers
Anne de Paula, Milan
Annie Easton, Tel Aviv
Ashildr, Vatican
Aubrey Graham, Sao Paulo
Ben Best, Seattle
Big Boi, Los Angeles
Billie Eilish, Seattle
Bread Poot, Hollywoo
Candy Button Disco, Stratford
Captain Peanutbutter, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Cathy Guisewite, Sao Paulo
Chris Eccleston, on waivers
Cupe Robinson III, Hollywoo
CyberKing, Gallifrey
David Seaman, Kratovo
David Stern, on waivers
Daxos Blessed by the Sun, Multiverse
Deepika Padukone, Los Angeles
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, Milan
Derek Fisher, Baltimore
Domri Rade, Los Angeles/on waivers
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, San Jose
Dr. Winston, Vatican
Dream Crab, Gallifrey
Ei'lor, on waivers
Elgin Baylor, Baltimore
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, Multiverse/Seattle
Erich Warsitz, Canaveral
Feste, Stratford
Fleabag, Los Angeles
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Circus
Fran Summers, Stratford
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, Seattle/Multiverse
Grandpa Joe, Paddington
Gurathnaka, Arkham
Haley Sharpe, Cyberspace/Los Angeles
Hastur, Arkham
Henrik Lundqvist, Los Angeles
Heraclitus, Vatican/Stratford
Hiram Maxim, Canaveral
Iguana Azalea, Hollywoo
Iker Casillas, Kratovo/on waivers
James Worthy, Baltimore
Jay-Z, Compton
Jaz-O, Compton
Jeff Beck, Tel Aviv
Jennifer Connelly, Sao Paulo
Jimmy Doolittle, Canaveral
Jizyah Shorts, San Jose
John Cougar Mellencamp, Seattle
Judah Akers, Stratford
Kabuso, Cyberspace
Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, Hollywoo
Kelsey Merritt, Milan
Kemba Walker, Tel Aviv
King Miraz, on waivers
Kobe Bryant, Baltimore
Korvold Fae-Cursed King, Multiverse
Livonya Silone, Multiverse
Lizzo, Seattle
Lord of Unreality, Arkham
Lucy Pevensie, Paddington
Lydia Hearst, Compton/on waivers
Madame Vastra, Gallifrey
Mannie Fresh, on waivers
Mark Schwarzer, on waivers
Martha Jones, Gallifrey
Mindy Buenaventura, Hollywoo
Miraculous Powers, San Jose
Miroslaw Hermaszewski, Canaveral
Mr. Bean, Compton
Nadia Vulvokov, Los Angeles
Nelson Bighetti, Gallifrey
Nikkie De Jager, Cyberspace
Norm Nixon, Baltimore
Patrick Vieira, Kratovo
Paul Vasquez, Cyberspace/on waivers
Pete Buttigieg, Sao Paulo
Peter Shukoff, Cyberspace
Polly Plummer, Paddington
Red Riding Hood, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Renata Called to the Hunt, Multiverse
River Song, Cyberspace
Robert Lawrence Stine, Stratford
Roger Daltrey, Gallifrey
Safiya Nygaard, Cyberspace
Samir Handanovic, Kratovo
Sedmelluq, Arkham
Shaquille O'Neal, Baltimore
Shasta, Paddington
Sir Toby Belch, Stratford
Socrates, Vatican
St. Alexander I, Vatican
St. Anacletus, Vatican
St. Thomas Aquinas, Vatican
Talib Kweli, Compton
The Great Intelligence, on waivers
Trufflehunter, Paddington
Weeping Angel, Tel Aviv

Middle Relievers

Alan Shepard, Canaveral
Alizée Gaillard, Milan
Anax Hardened in the Forge, Multiverse
Andre Antonius Maria Ooijer, Kratovo
Andrew Rea, Cyberspace
Bert, Paddington
Boats Botes, San Jose
Bree, Paddington
Diane Nguyen, Los Angeles
Elka Ostrovsky, Multiverse
Father Ted Crilly, Los Angeles
Feather the Redeemed, Vatican
Ghatanothoa, Arkham
Jon Favreau, Gallifrey
Joseph James Rogan, Cyberspace
K-9, Gallifrey
Ludacris, Compton
Malygos, Vatican
Mike D, Compton
Montero Lamar Hill, Cyberspace
Pete Townshend, Seattle
Sarah McDaniel, Milan
Scottie Pippen, Stratford
Sram Senior Edificer, Multiverse
Susan Pevensie, Paddington
Teemu Selanne, Los Angeles
Trick Daddy, Compton
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, Sao Paulo
Yolanda Buenaventura, Hollywoo

Relief Pitchers

'Ymnar, Arkham
Adolphe Pegoud, Canaveral
Adut Akech, Milan
Adwoa Aboah, Milan
Amy Smart, Arkham
Arthur Gopnik, Tel Aviv
BJ Armstrong, Baltimore
Bardolph, Stratford
Basatan, Arkham
Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, Hollywoo
Carlos Santana, Seattle
Charli D'Amelio, Cyberspace
Charlie Bucket, Paddington
Charlotte Moore, Hollywoo
Chase Hudson, Cyberspace
Christina Aguilera, Seattle
Cicero, on waivers
Connor Franta, Cyberspace
Craig Benzine, Cyberspace
Darthvader Williamson, San Jose
Darwin Tobacco, San Jose
Derek Jeter, Hollywoo
Derek Trotter, Seattle
Doge of Venice, Arkham
Dr. Kim Nazi, on waivers
Eaters of the Light, Gallifrey
Edina Monsoon, Los Angeles
Fabian, Stratford
Fabolous, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Ginger Baker, Seattle
Glimfeather, on waivers
Gordon Cooper, Canaveral
Gzxtyos, Gallifrey
Haiogh-Yai, Arkham
Hank Hippopopalous, Hollywoo
Hatem Trabelsi, Gallifrey
Henrietta Platchkey, Hollywoo
Hziulquoigmnzhah, Arkham
Immanuel Kant, Arkham
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, Stratford
Jeff Baxter, Canaveral
Jenny Flint, Gallifrey
Jessa Johansson, Los Angeles
John Paxson, Baltimore
Judith Gopnik, on waivers
Julian Lennon, Seattle
Kanye West, Compton
Karen Duffy, Milan
Kasey Keller, Kratovo
Kristen Schaal, Sao Paulo
Laika, Canaveral
Lepidus, Stratford
Lew Alcindor, Baltimore
Lord Jamar, Compton/Tel Aviv
Lou Reed, Tel Aviv
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, Milan
Lyra Dawnbringer, on waivers
MC Hawking, Compton
MCA, Compton
Marco Materazzi, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, Kratovo
Marshmello, Milan
Mary Poppins, Paddington
Matt Nathanson, Kratovo
Michael Banks, Paddington
Michael Bay, Tel Aviv
Michelangelo, Vatican
Molly Burke, Cyberspace
Neal McBeal the Navy Seal, Hollywoo
Neltharion, Tel Aviv
Noah Levenstein, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, Multiverse
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, Kratovo/Tel Aviv
Oozi Cats, San Jose
Paul Westerberg, Gallifrey/on waivers
Pavel Bure, on waivers
Pavel Datsyuk, Canaveral
Peter Morley-Souter, Sao Paulo
Petr Cech, Kratovo
Pháº¡m TuÃ¢n, Canaveral
Pting, on waivers
Puddleglum, on waivers
Pusha T, Compton
Rafael Marquez Alvarez, Kratovo
Raphael Bob-Waksberg, Tel Aviv/Kratovo
Richard Hendricks, Los Angeles
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, Multiverse
Ron Funches, Vatican/Circus
Samuel Pierpont Langley, on waivers
Selma Blair, Sao Paulo
Sharc Jacobs, Hollywoo
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, San Jose
St. Clement I, Gallifrey
St. Linus, Vatican
St. Victor I, Vatican/Los Angeles
Steven Lim, Cyberspace
Sthanee, Arkham
Tasha Tilberg, Milan
The Silence, Seattle
Tim Dog, on waivers
Trumpkin, Multiverse
Tullus Aufidius, Circus
VladimÃr Remek, Canaveral
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, Kratovo
World Record Egg, Paddington
Zdenek Grygera, Kratovo
Zilortha Strength Incarnate, Multiverse