Roster for circus:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 7373 Eric the Fish, 33, 1b (540 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 6.0 ORAP/40)
- 7996 Confucius, 28, 2b (270 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8286 Ritchie Osbourne, 22, 2b
- 8081 Ja Rule, 27, 3b (483 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 16.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7256 Jim Morrison, 33, ss (645 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 7.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7890 Ghisguth, 27, ss (249 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8224 Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, 23, ss (172 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -4.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8466 B.G., 22, ss (119 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 7490 Eric the Half-Bee, 32, lf (423 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40)
- 8457 Democritus, 23, lf (139 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7873 Inspector Flying Fox, 28, cf (516 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 10.1 ORAP/40)
- 7815 Inspector Leopard, 29, cf (189 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40)
- 7707 Mrs. Conclusion, 28, rf (504 GP, 2.9 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40)
- 7727 Juvenile, 29, rf (325 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 34, sp (1691 IP, 9.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7660 Dr. Winston, 30, sp (1022 IP, 9.8 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 26, sp (915 IP, 15.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7957 Heraclitus, 24, sp (318 IP, -2.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8343 Socrates, 23, sp (130 IP, 2.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 7695 Malygos, 30, mr (622 IP, 3.9 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8083 Feather the Redeemed, 27, mr (401 IP, 2.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 7966 Michelangelo, 27, rp (314 IP, 8.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7753 Ron Funches, 30, rp (313 IP, 14.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8061 Immanuel Kant, 24, rp (183 IP, -0.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8014 Tullus Aufidius, 25, rp (86 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)