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SimBase Players, Year 97

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'Ymnar, rp, Arkham
2 Chainz, rf, Compton

Abe D'Catfish, 2b, Hollywoo
Absalom, sp, on waivers
Ad-Rock, sp, Compton
Adam Silver, sp, Tel Aviv
Adolphe Pegoud, rp, Canaveral
Adonis Exposé, sp, San Jose
Adut Akech, rp, Milan
Adwoa Aboah, rp, Milan
Agrus Kos, 2b, Baltimore
Alan Shepard, mr, Canaveral
Alex Burriss, ss, Cyberspace
Alizée Gaillard, mr, Milan
Amy Pond, lf, Compton
Amy Smart, rp, Arkham
Anax Hardened in the Forge, mr, Multiverse
Andi Muise, ss, Milan
Andre Antonius Maria Ooijer, mr, Kratovo
Andrew Rea, mr, Cyberspace
Andromeda Dunker, 2b, San Jose
András Arató, sp, Cyberspace
Andy Richter, 3b, on waivers
Angelica Buenaventura, c, Hollywoo
Angus, rf, Stratford
Anne de Paula, sp, Milan
Annie Easton, sp, Tel Aviv
Aravis, lf, Paddington
Arnaldo Tamayo MÃ©ndez, sp, Canaveral
Arthur Gopnik, rp, Tel Aviv
Aruna Dindane, 3b, Kratovo
Ashildr, sp, Vatican
Ashley Eckstein, ss, Stratford/Los Angeles
Ashley Garcia, 2b, Los Angeles
Atilla Freska, cf, San Jose
Aubrey Graham, sp, Sao Paulo
Augustus Gloop, ss, Paddington
Awkwafina, 3b, Compton
Azmodan, c, Milan

B.G., ss, Multiverse
BJ Armstrong, rp, Baltimore
Baby Yoda, 3b, Cyberspace
Bad Janet, ss, Los Angeles
Bardolph, rp, Stratford
Barron Cashdollar, rf, San Jose
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Basatan, rp, on waivers
Beanie Sigel, c, Seattle
Beatrice Horseman, c, Hollywoo
Ben Best, mr, Seattle
Bert, mr, on waivers
Big Boi, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Bill Cartwright, c, Baltimore
Bill Potts, lf, Gallifrey
Billie Eilish, sp, Seattle
Billie-Jo Skeleton, cf, Seattle/Gallifrey
Black Thought, lf, Compton
Boats Botes, mr, San Jose
Bread Poot, sp, Hollywoo
Bree, mr, Paddington
Bridgit Mendler, ss, Sao Paulo
Bruce Springsteen, 2b, Seattle
Bucky Pizzarelli, 1b, Milan/on waivers
Byron Scott, ss, on waivers

Camille Kostek, rf, Milan
Candy Button Disco, sp, Stratford
Cara Taylor, cf, Compton
Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, rp, Hollywoo
Carlos Santana, mr, Seattle
Cassadee Pope, ss, Multiverse
Cathy Guisewite, sp, Sao Paulo
Census Johnston, 1b, on waivers
Charles Dickens, ss, Gallifrey
Charli D'Amelio, rp, Cyberspace
Charlie Bucket, sp, Paddington
Charlotte Moore, rp, Hollywoo
Chase Hudson, rp, Cyberspace
Chip Driver, 1b, Los Angeles
Chris Hadfield, rp, Canaveral
Christian Rudder, cf, Seattle
Christina Aguilera, rp, Seattle
Christopher Stuckmann, 3b, Cyberspace
Chuck Connors, cf, Sao Paulo
Cindy Crawfish, 1b, Hollywoo
Clara Oswald, 3b, Gallifrey
Colin "Bomber" Harris, c, Arkham
Confucius, 2b, Circus
Connor Franta, rp, Cyberspace
Corbin C. Creamerman, c, Hollywoo
Cordelia, 2b, Stratford
Crackerjack Sugarman, 2b, San Jose
Craig Benzine, rp, Cyberspace
Cressida, 2b, Stratford
Cupe Robinson III, sp, Hollywoo/Los Angeles
Curio, 3b, Stratford
CyberKing, sp, Gallifrey
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, cf, Arkham

Dalek Prime, rp, Gallifrey
Daniel, ss, Gallifrey
Daniel Radcliffe, c, Compton
Danny Pink, lf, Arkham/on waivers
Darthvader Williamson, rp, San Jose
Darwin Tobacco, rp, on waivers
Dave DeBusschere, 3b, Baltimore
David Seaman, sp, Kratovo
David Tennant, rf, Gallifrey
Daxos Blessed by the Sun, sp, Multiverse
Deacon Ernest Frye, cf, Los Angeles
Decoldest Crawford, 3b, San Jose
Deepika Padukone, sp, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, sp, Milan
Democritus, cf, Vatican
Dennis Rodman, rf, Baltimore
Derek Fisher, sp, Baltimore
Derek Jeter, rp, Hollywoo
Derek Trotter, rp, Seattle
Derrick Rose, 2b, Baltimore
Destiny Guns, mr, San Jose
Diana Tremaine, c, Los Angeles/on waivers
Diane Nguyen, mr, on waivers
Diego Marín Aguilera, cf, Canaveral
Dirk Kuyt, 2b, Kratovo
Disco Janet, 1b, Los Angeles
Doge of Venice, rp, Arkham
Donkey Doug, c, Los Angeles
Donna Noble, 2b, Gallifrey
Douglas Hurley, rp, Canaveral
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, sp, San Jose
Dr. Trent Artichoker, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Winston, sp, Vatican
Dream Crab, sp, on waivers
Duke of Albany, c, Los Angeles
Duke of Cornwall, mr, Stratford/Los Angeles

Earl of Gloucester, rf, Stratford
Earl of Kent, c, Stratford
Eaters of the Light, rp, Gallifrey/on waivers
Ed Westwick, lf, Tel Aviv
Edgar, 1b, Stratford
Edina Monsoon, rp, on waivers
Edmund Blackadder, rf, Compton
Elena Cañero-Reed, 3b, Gallifrey/Seattle
Elgin Baylor, sp, Baltimore
Elizabeth Turner, cf, Milan
Elka Ostrovsky, mr, Multiverse
Elle King, c, Seattle
Elliot Reid, lf, Paddington
Emmanuel Adebayor, rf, Kratovo
Emojibot, cf, on waivers
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, sp, Seattle
Eric the Fish, 1b, Circus
Eric the Half-Bee, lf, Circus
Erich Warsitz, sp, Canaveral
Erin Willerton, c, on waivers
Estelle Parsons, 3b, on waivers
Eugene Lee Yang, cf, Hollywoo
Eugene Levy, ss, Tel Aviv
Eva Marie Saint, c, Sao Paulo

Fabian, rp, Stratford
Father Ted Crilly, mr, Los Angeles
Feather the Redeemed, mr, Vatican
Feste, sp, Stratford
Firesong and Sunspeaker, 3b, Baltimore
Fleabag, sp, Los Angeles
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Circus
Four-Eyed Igby, sp, Los Angeles
Fran Summers, sp, Hollywoo/on waivers
Francesco Totti, cf, Compton
Félix du Temple, 1b, Canaveral

Gangsta Boo, 1b, Compton
General Booty, ss, San Jose
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, sp, Multiverse/on waivers
George Mikan, cf, Tel Aviv
Georgios Karagounis, cf, Kratovo
Ghatanothoa, mr, Arkham
Ghisguth, ss, Circus
Ginger Baker, rp, Seattle
Gleeth, lf, Vatican
Glen Power, c, on waivers
Godzilla King of the Monsters, 1b, Multiverse
Gog-Hoor, 2b, Arkham
Goneril, lf, Stratford
Gordon Cooper, rp, Compton
Gottfried Leibnitz, cf, Stratford
Grand Puba, rf, Multiverse
Grandpa Joe, sp, Paddington
Grumgully the Generous, lf, Multiverse
Gtuhanai, ss, Arkham
Gurathnaka, sp, Arkham
Gus Grissom, rf, Canaveral
Gustave Whitehead, ss, Canaveral
Gwen Cooper, 3b, on waivers
Gzxtyos, rp, on waivers

H'chtelegoth, lf, Sao Paulo
Haiogh-Yai, rp, on waivers
Haley Sharpe, sp, Los Angeles
Halima Aden, rp, Milan
Hamilton Leithauser, cf, Seattle
Hank Hippopopalous, sp, Hollywoo/on waivers
Hannah Kat Jones, cf, Gallifrey
Hastur, sp, Arkham
Hatem Trabelsi, sp, Gallifrey
Henrietta Platchkey, rp, Hollywoo
Henrik Lundqvist, sp, Los Angeles/Kratovo
Henry Fondle, sp, Hollywoo
Heraclitus, sp, Stratford
Herb Kazzaz, 3b, Hollywoo
Hiram Maxim, sp, Canaveral
Holly Kiser, rf, on waivers
Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzarelli-McQuack, ss, Hollywoo
Horace Grant, c, Milan
Hudson Taylor, ss, Cyberspace
Hugo Junkers, lf, Canaveral
Hwin, c, Paddington
Hziulquoigmnzhah, rp, Arkham

Iguana Azalea, sp, on waivers
Immanuel Kant, rp, Arkham
Inara George, c, Arkham
Inspector Flying Fox, cf, Vatican
Inspector Leopard, cf, Circus
Inta Mulch, ss, San Jose
Istasha, ss, Arkham

J. D. Salinger, 3b, Tel Aviv
Ja Rule, 3b, Vatican
Jack Spratt, lf, Paddington
Jake Jortles, lf, Los Angeles
James Charles Dickinson, cf, Cyberspace
James Worthy, sp, Baltimore
Janai'ngo, 1b, Gallifrey
Jane Banks, cf, Paddington
Jason Starkey, 1b, Seattle
Jay Maynard, cf, Cyberspace
Jay-Z, sp, Compton
Jaymee Ong, ss, on waivers
Jaz-O, sp, Hollywoo
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, rp, on waivers
Jeff Baxter, rp, Canaveral
Jeff Beck, sp, on waivers
Jeff Tweedy, 1b, on waivers
Jennifer Connelly, sp, Sao Paulo
Jennifer O'Neill, 2b, Milan
Jenny Flint, rp, Gallifrey
Jens Jeremies, c, Kratovo
Jerusalem Monday, rf, Tel Aviv
Jessa Johansson, rp, Baltimore
Jill Pole, ss, Paddington
Jim Morrison, ss, Circus
Jimmy Doolittle, sp, Hollywoo
Jizyah Shorts, sp, San Jose
Joan Allen, c, on waivers
Jochebed, 3b, Tel Aviv
Joe L'Official, 3b, San Jose
Joey King, cf, on waivers
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, ss, Circus
John Cougar Mellencamp, sp, Seattle
John Entwistle, 2b, Gallifrey
John Glenn, cf, Canaveral
John Noble, ss, Baltimore
John Paxson, rp, Baltimore
Jon Favreau, mr, Gallifrey/on waivers
Jonathan Anomaly, 3b, San Jose
Jonathan Howard, 3b, Sao Paulo
Joseph James Rogan, mr, Cyberspace
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, 3b, Arkham
Josie Canseco, c, Milan
Juan de la Cierva, c, Canaveral
Judah Akers, sp, on waivers
Judah Bauer, 3b, Seattle
Judge Gen, lf, Los Angeles
Juk-Shabb, cf, Arkham
Julian Lennon, rp, Seattle
June Allyson, ss, Sao Paulo
Justin Rice, 1b, Seattle
Juvenile, rf, Circus
Jérôme Jarre, rp, Cyberspace
Jügderdemidiin Gürragchaa, 3b, Canaveral

K-9, mr, Gallifrey
Kabuso, sp, Stratford
Kagisho Evidence Dikgacoi, 2b, Kratovo
Kanye West, sp, Compton
Karen Duffy, rp, Milan
Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, sp, on waivers
Kasey Keller, rp, Kratovo
Katie Otto, 1b, Canaveral
Kei Takahashi, 1b, on waivers
Keith Flint, c, Seattle
Keith Moon, cf, Seattle
Kelsey Merritt, sp, Milan
Kemba Walker, sp, Tel Aviv
Kevin Federline, 1b, on waivers
King Cole, c, Los Angeles/on waivers
Kobe Bryant, sp, Baltimore
Korvold Fae-Cursed King, sp, Multiverse
Kristen Schaal, sp, Sao Paulo
Kyle MacDonald, lf, Cyberspace

Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, 3b, on waivers
Laika, rp, Canaveral
Lamar Odom, ss, Baltimore
Larry Gopnik, lf, Tel Aviv
Lauren Harris, c, Los Angeles
Leon Uris, 2b, Tel Aviv
Lepidus, rp, on waivers
Levi, cf, Tel Aviv
Leviticus Payne, cf, San Jose
Lew Alcindor, rp, Baltimore
Lil Dicky, 2b, Compton
Lil Romeo, cf, Vatican
Lil Wayne, 2b, Compton
Lionel Messi, rf, Kratovo
Livonya Silone, sp, Multiverse
Liya Kebede, 1b, Milan
Lizzo, sp, Seattle
Lloyd Ahlquist, c, Cyberspace
Lord Jamar, rp, Tel Aviv
Lord of Unreality, sp, Arkham
Lou Reed, rp, Tel Aviv
Lovisa Coldeyes, 1b, Multiverse
Lucy Pevensie, sp, Paddington
Ludacris, mr, Compton
Ludovic Assemoassa, sp, on waivers
Ludwig Wittgenstein, c, Vatican
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, rp, Milan
Luka Modric, ss, Kratovo
Lukasz Marek Fabianski, sp, Kratovo
Lyndsey Scott, 3b, Milan

MC Frontalot, cf, Cyberspace
MC Hawking, rp, Compton
MCA, rp, Compton
Madame Vastra, sp, Gallifrey
Magic Johnson, cf, Baltimore
Malvolio, c, Stratford
Malygos, mr, Circus
Mappo no Ryujin, lf, Arkham
Marco Materazzi, rp, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, rp, Kratovo
Marcus Johns, 3b, Sao Paulo
Marnie Michaels, cf, Baltimore
Marshmello, rp, Milan
Martha Jones, sp, Gallifrey
Mary Magdalene, 1b, Tel Aviv
Mary Poppins, rp, Paddington
Mason Cook, c, Multiverse
Matt Costa, 3b, Multiverse
Matt Nathanson, rp, on waivers
Matthew Ward, cf, Sao Paulo
Max Carver, ss, Sao Paulo
Meaghan Waller, 3b, Los Angeles
Meg March, ss, on waivers
Melody Pond, ss, Gallifrey
Meredith Mickelson, ss, Milan
Merieke Ri Berit, 2b, Cyberspace
Michael Ballack, ss, Kratovo
Michael Banks, rp, Paddington
Michael Bay, rp, Tel Aviv
Michael Cooper, c, Baltimore
Michael Jordan, cf, Baltimore
Michael Kojo Essien, rf, Kratovo
Michael Realman, 3b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Michael Trucco, ss, Sao Paulo
Michelangelo, rp, Vatican
Michelle Khare, 2b, Cyberspace
Mike D, mr, Compton
Mike Teavee, sp, Paddington
Mikhail Varshavski, lf, Cyberspace
Milan Baros, 3b, Kratovo
Mile Sterjovski, 3b, Paddington
Milo Greene, ss, Seattle
Mindy Buenaventura, sp, Hollywoo
Miraculous Powers, sp, San Jose
Miroslaw Hermaszewski, sp, Canaveral
Missy Elliott, ss, Baltimore
Missy Peregrym, ss, Sao Paulo
Mitch Kupchak, cf, on waivers
Molly Burke, sp, Cyberspace
Montero Lamar Hill, mr, Cyberspace
Mormo, 1b, Arkham
Mos Def, 3b, Compton
Mother Goose, ss, Vatican
Mr. Banks, lf, San Jose
Mr. Bean, sp, Compton
Mr. Beaver, lf, Sao Paulo
Mr. Bucket, ss, Paddington
Mrs. Bucket, rf, Paddington
Mrs. Conclusion, rf, Arkham
Mychal Thompson, lf, Baltimore
Myojin of Cleansing Fire, sp, Multiverse
Myojin of Infinite Rage, rf, Multiverse
Myojin of Life's Web, cf, Multiverse
Myojin of Seeing Winds, sp, Multiverse
Mystikal, 2b, Tel Aviv

Nadia Vulvokov, sp, Tel Aviv
Neal McBeal the Navy Seal, rp, Hollywoo
Nell Quickly, lf, Vatican
Nelson Bighetti, sp, on waivers
Neltharion, rp, Tel Aviv
Nikabrik, ss, Paddington
Nikkie De Jager, sp, Cyberspace
Noah Levenstein, rp, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, rp, Vatican
Nora Lum, ss, Los Angeles
Noreaga, cf, on waivers
Norm Nixon, sp, Baltimore

Ob'mbu, c, Arkham
Odric Lunarch Marshal, cf, Multiverse
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, rp, Tel Aviv
Olivia, ss, Canaveral
Oluchi Onweagba, cf, Milan
Oozi Cats, rp, San Jose
Oswald, lf, Stratford
Othuyeg, ss, Arkham
Otto Zilberschlag, cf, Hollywoo

Panther, 1b, Paddington
Patrick Vieira, sp, Kratovo/Los Angeles
Paula Abdul, c, Compton
Pavel Datsyuk, rp, Canaveral
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, lf, Sao Paulo
Pete Buttigieg, sp, Sao Paulo
Pete Townshend, mr, on waivers
Peter Capaldi, sp, Gallifrey
Peter Morley-Souter, rp, Sao Paulo
Peter Pevensie, 3b, Sao Paulo
Peter Shukoff, sp, Cyberspace
Peter the Goatherd, rf, Milan
Petr Cech, rp, Kratovo
Pháº¡m TuÃ¢n, rp, Canaveral
Pillboi, 1b, Los Angeles
Pinky Penguin, lf, Hollywoo
Piper Laurie, 2b, Seattle
Pippa Black, 2b, Sao Paulo
Polly Plummer, sp, Paddington
Pope Thrower, c, on waivers
Prince Caspian, rf, Paddington
Pusha T, rp, Compton
Pussy, c, Paddington

Quackers McQuack, 1b, Hollywoo

Raandaii-B'nk, 2b, Arkham
Rafael Marquez Alvarez, rp, Kratovo
Raphael Bob-Waksberg, rp, Kratovo
Ray Park, ss, Stratford
Regan, rf, Stratford
Renata Called to the Hunt, sp, on waivers
Reverend Dongo Pewee, lf, San Jose
Reverend Geraldine Granger, rf, Multiverse
Rhonda Mumps, sp, Los Angeles
Rianne van Rompaey, lf, Milan
Richard Hendricks, rp, Tel Aviv
Richie Guerin, lf, Multiverse
Rick Fox, 3b, Baltimore
Ritchie Osbourne, 2b, Circus
Riven Turnbull, c, Multiverse
River Song, sp, on waivers
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, rp, Multiverse
Robert Behnken, lf, Canaveral
Robert Lawrence Stine, sp, Stratford
Robert Maschio, 2b, Sao Paulo
Robin Holtzken, 3b, Baltimore
Robin Starveling, rf, on waivers
Roboform, rf, Gallifrey
Rod Steiger, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Roger Daltrey, sp, Gallifrey
Roland Garros, cf, Canaveral
Ron Funches, rp, Circus
Rosanne Cash, rf, Seattle
Rufus Wainwright, c, Tel Aviv
Ryan Kaji, rf, Cyberspace

Safiya Nygaard, sp, Cyberspace
Sam Fox, cf, Sao Paulo
Samir Handanovic, sp, Kratovo
Samuel Eto'o, lf, Kratovo
Sara Bareilles, ss, Seattle
Sarah Jane Smith, cf, Tel Aviv
Sarah McDaniel, mr, Milan
Scarlet Pakistan, rp, Los Angeles
Scottie Pippen, mr, Stratford
Sebastian Cesario, 1b, Stratford
Sebastian St. Clair, ss, Hollywoo
Sedmelluq, sp, on waivers
Selma Blair, rp, Sao Paulo
Sex Gas, ss, Gallifrey
Sextina Aquafina, 2b, Hollywoo
Shaquille O'Neal, sp, Baltimore
Sharc Jacobs, rp, Hollywoo
Sharon Morris, ss, Compton
Shasta, sp, Paddington
Shterot, 3b, on waivers
Shyne, 2b, Compton
Sigmund JÃ¤hn, lf, Canaveral
Simon Burke, ss, Milan
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, rp, Stratford
Sir Toby Belch, sp, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, rp, San Jose
Snookie Catholique, cf, San Jose
Socrates, sp, Vatican
Sovereign Valentine, rf, San Jose
Squirrel, cf, Paddington
Sram Senior Edificer, mr, Multiverse
St. Alexander I, sp, Vatican
St. Anacletus, sp, Vatican
St. Anicetus, ss, Vatican
St. Clement I, rp, Gallifrey
St. Eleutherius, lf, Vatican
St. Evaristus, cf, Vatican
St. Hyginus, rf, Vatican
St. Linus, rp, Vatican
St. Peter, 2b, Vatican
St. Sixtus I, cf, Vatican
St. Soter, 3b, Vatican
St. Telesphorus, 1b, Vatican
St. Thomas Aquinas, sp, Vatican
St. Victor I, rp, Los Angeles
St. Zephyrinus, cf, Vatican
Steven Lim, rp, on waivers
Steven Moffat, cf, Gallifrey
Steven Universe, ss, Multiverse
Sthanee, rp, Arkham
Stingray Liotta, 1b, Hollywoo
Strax, 1b, Gallifrey
Stu Larsen, c, on waivers
Sue Miller, cf, Milan
Susan Pevensie, mr, Paddington
Sy Ableman, c, Gallifrey

T.I., c, on waivers
Talib Kweli, sp, Compton/on waivers
Tasha Tilberg, rp, on waivers
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, c, San Jose
Teemu Selanne, mr, on waivers
Tennessee Thomas, 3b, Seattle
The Heavenly Host, lf, on waivers
The Ood, sp, Gallifrey
The Professor, rf, Hollywoo
The Silence, rp, on waivers
Tichondrius, rf, Tel Aviv
Tiger Lily, 2b, Paddington
Tom Meighan, 2b, on waivers
Toni Cornell, 3b, Stratford
Toni KukoÄ, 2b, Baltimore
Traian Vuia, 3b, Canaveral
Trent, rf, Los Angeles
Treveen Stewart, c, Milan
Trick Daddy, mr, Compton
Trip Carson, rf, Hollywoo/on waivers
Troilus, sp, Stratford
Trufflehunter, sp, Sao Paulo
Trumpkin, rp, Multiverse
Tullus Aufidius, rp, Circus
Tumnus, ss, Sao Paulo
Tymaret Chosen from Death, 2b, Multiverse

Vanilla Beane, sp, San Jose
Veruca Salt, 2b, Los Angeles
Viola, ss, Stratford
Violet Beauregarde, rf, Paddington
VladimÃr Remek, rp, on waivers
Volgna-Gath, ss, Arkham
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, rp, Kratovo

Wanda Pierce, c, on waivers
Wayne Rooney, ss, Kratovo
Weeping Angel, sp, Tel Aviv
William Atherton, rf, Sao Paulo
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, mr, Sao Paulo/Hollywoo
World Record Egg, rp, on waivers

Xzibit, ss, Compton

Y'golonac, 1b, Arkham
Yegg-Ha, sp, Arkham
Yolanda Buenaventura, mr, Hollywoo/on waivers
Yuri Gagarin, 2b, Canaveral

Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, ss, Cyberspace
Zak Starkey, lf, Seattle
Zdenek Grygera, rp, Kratovo
Zebulon Vermillion, ss, San Jose
Zilortha Strength Incarnate, rp, Multiverse
Zlatan IbrahimoviÄ‡, lf, Kratovo

By position

Catchers

Angelica Buenaventura, Hollywoo
Azmodan, Milan
Beanie Sigel, Seattle
Beatrice Horseman, Hollywoo
Bill Cartwright, Baltimore
Colin "Bomber" Harris, Arkham
Corbin C. Creamerman, Hollywoo
Daniel Radcliffe, Compton
Diana Tremaine, Los Angeles/on waivers
Donkey Doug, Los Angeles
Duke of Albany, Los Angeles
Earl of Kent, Stratford
Elle King, Seattle
Erin Willerton, on waivers
Eva Marie Saint, Sao Paulo
Glen Power, on waivers
Horace Grant, Milan
Hwin, Paddington
Inara George, Arkham
Jens Jeremies, Kratovo
Joan Allen, on waivers
Josie Canseco, Milan
Juan de la Cierva, Canaveral
Keith Flint, Seattle
King Cole, Los Angeles/on waivers
Lauren Harris, Los Angeles
Lloyd Ahlquist, Cyberspace
Ludwig Wittgenstein, Vatican
Malvolio, Stratford
Mason Cook, Multiverse
Michael Cooper, Baltimore
Ob'mbu, Arkham
Paula Abdul, Compton
Pope Thrower, on waivers
Pussy, Paddington
Riven Turnbull, Multiverse
Rufus Wainwright, Tel Aviv
Stu Larsen, on waivers
Sy Ableman, Gallifrey
T.I., on waivers
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, San Jose
Treveen Stewart, Milan
Wanda Pierce, on waivers

First Basemen

Bucky Pizzarelli, Milan/on waivers
Census Johnston, on waivers
Chip Driver, Los Angeles
Cindy Crawfish, Hollywoo
Disco Janet, Los Angeles
Dr. Trent Artichoker, San Jose
Edgar, Stratford
Eric the Fish, Circus
Félix du Temple, Canaveral
Gangsta Boo, Compton
Godzilla King of the Monsters, Multiverse
Janai'ngo, Gallifrey
Jason Starkey, Seattle
Jeff Tweedy, on waivers
Justin Rice, Seattle
Katie Otto, Canaveral
Kei Takahashi, on waivers
Kevin Federline, on waivers
Liya Kebede, Milan
Lovisa Coldeyes, Multiverse
Mary Magdalene, Tel Aviv
Mormo, Arkham
Panther, Paddington
Pillboi, Los Angeles
Quackers McQuack, Hollywoo
Sebastian Cesario, Stratford
St. Telesphorus, Vatican
Stingray Liotta, Hollywoo
Strax, Gallifrey
Y'golonac, Arkham

Second Basemen

Abe D'Catfish, Hollywoo
Agrus Kos, Baltimore
Andromeda Dunker, San Jose
Ashley Garcia, Los Angeles
Bruce Springsteen, Seattle
Confucius, Circus
Cordelia, Stratford
Crackerjack Sugarman, San Jose
Cressida, Stratford
Derrick Rose, Baltimore
Dirk Kuyt, Kratovo
Donna Noble, Gallifrey
Gog-Hoor, Arkham
Jennifer O'Neill, Milan
John Entwistle, Gallifrey
Kagisho Evidence Dikgacoi, Kratovo
Leon Uris, Tel Aviv
Lil Dicky, Compton
Lil Wayne, Compton
Merieke Ri Berit, Cyberspace
Michelle Khare, Cyberspace
Mystikal, Tel Aviv
Piper Laurie, Seattle
Pippa Black, Sao Paulo
Raandaii-B'nk, Arkham
Ritchie Osbourne, Circus
Robert Maschio, Sao Paulo
Sextina Aquafina, Hollywoo
Shyne, Compton
St. Peter, Vatican
Tiger Lily, Paddington
Tom Meighan, on waivers
Toni KukoÄ, Baltimore
Tymaret Chosen from Death, Multiverse
Veruca Salt, Los Angeles
Yuri Gagarin, Canaveral

Third Basemen

Andy Richter, on waivers
Aruna Dindane, Kratovo
Awkwafina, Compton
Baby Yoda, Cyberspace
Christopher Stuckmann, Cyberspace
Clara Oswald, Gallifrey
Curio, Stratford
Dave DeBusschere, Baltimore
Decoldest Crawford, San Jose
Elena Cañero-Reed, Gallifrey/Seattle
Estelle Parsons, on waivers
Firesong and Sunspeaker, Baltimore
Gwen Cooper, on waivers
Herb Kazzaz, Hollywoo
J. D. Salinger, Tel Aviv
Ja Rule, Vatican
Jochebed, Tel Aviv
Joe L'Official, San Jose
Jonathan Anomaly, San Jose
Jonathan Howard, Sao Paulo
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, Arkham
Judah Bauer, Seattle
Jügderdemidiin Gürragchaa, Canaveral
Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, on waivers
Lyndsey Scott, Milan
Marcus Johns, Sao Paulo
Matt Costa, Multiverse
Meaghan Waller, Los Angeles
Michael Realman, Los Angeles/on waivers
Milan Baros, Kratovo
Mile Sterjovski, Paddington
Mos Def, Compton
Peter Pevensie, Sao Paulo
Rick Fox, Baltimore
Robin Holtzken, Baltimore
Shterot, on waivers
St. Soter, Vatican
Tennessee Thomas, Seattle
Toni Cornell, Stratford
Traian Vuia, Canaveral

Shortstops

Alex Burriss, Cyberspace
Andi Muise, Milan
Ashley Eckstein, Stratford/Los Angeles
Augustus Gloop, Paddington
B.G., Multiverse
Bad Janet, Los Angeles
Bridgit Mendler, Sao Paulo
Byron Scott, on waivers
Cassadee Pope, Multiverse
Charles Dickens, Gallifrey
Daniel, Gallifrey
Eugene Levy, Tel Aviv
General Booty, San Jose
Ghisguth, Circus
Gtuhanai, Arkham
Gustave Whitehead, Canaveral
Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzarelli-McQuack, Hollywoo
Hudson Taylor, Cyberspace
Inta Mulch, San Jose
Istasha, Arkham
Jaymee Ong, on waivers
Jill Pole, Paddington
Jim Morrison, Circus
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, Circus
John Noble, Baltimore
June Allyson, Sao Paulo
Lamar Odom, Baltimore
Luka Modric, Kratovo
Max Carver, Sao Paulo
Meg March, on waivers
Melody Pond, Gallifrey
Meredith Mickelson, Milan
Michael Ballack, Kratovo
Michael Trucco, Sao Paulo
Milo Greene, Seattle
Missy Elliott, Baltimore
Missy Peregrym, Sao Paulo
Mother Goose, Vatican
Mr. Bucket, Paddington
Nikabrik, Paddington
Nora Lum, Los Angeles
Olivia, Canaveral
Othuyeg, Arkham
Ray Park, Stratford
Sara Bareilles, Seattle
Sebastian St. Clair, Hollywoo
Sex Gas, Gallifrey
Sharon Morris, Compton
Simon Burke, Milan
St. Anicetus, Vatican
Steven Universe, Multiverse
Tumnus, Sao Paulo
Viola, Stratford
Volgna-Gath, Arkham
Wayne Rooney, Kratovo
Xzibit, Compton
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, Cyberspace
Zebulon Vermillion, San Jose

Left Fielders

Amy Pond, Compton
Aravis, Paddington
Bill Potts, Gallifrey
Black Thought, Compton
Danny Pink, Arkham/on waivers
Ed Westwick, Tel Aviv
Elliot Reid, Paddington
Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
Gleeth, Vatican
Goneril, Stratford
Grumgully the Generous, Multiverse
H'chtelegoth, Sao Paulo
Hugo Junkers, Canaveral
Jack Spratt, Paddington
Jake Jortles, Los Angeles
Judge Gen, Los Angeles
Kyle MacDonald, Cyberspace
Larry Gopnik, Tel Aviv
Mappo no Ryujin, Arkham
Mikhail Varshavski, Cyberspace
Mr. Banks, San Jose
Mr. Beaver, Sao Paulo
Mychal Thompson, Baltimore
Nell Quickly, Vatican
Oswald, Stratford
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, Sao Paulo
Pinky Penguin, Hollywoo
Reverend Dongo Pewee, San Jose
Rianne van Rompaey, Milan
Richie Guerin, Multiverse
Robert Behnken, Canaveral
Samuel Eto'o, Kratovo
Sigmund JÃ¤hn, Canaveral
St. Eleutherius, Vatican
The Heavenly Host, on waivers
Zak Starkey, Seattle
Zlatan IbrahimoviÄ‡, Kratovo

Center Fielders

Atilla Freska, San Jose
Billie-Jo Skeleton, Seattle/Gallifrey
Cara Taylor, Compton
Christian Rudder, Seattle
Chuck Connors, Sao Paulo
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, Arkham
Deacon Ernest Frye, Los Angeles
Democritus, Vatican
Diego Marín Aguilera, Canaveral
Elizabeth Turner, Milan
Emojibot, on waivers
Eugene Lee Yang, Hollywoo
Francesco Totti, Compton
George Mikan, Tel Aviv
Georgios Karagounis, Kratovo
Gottfried Leibnitz, Stratford
Hamilton Leithauser, Seattle
Hannah Kat Jones, Gallifrey
Inspector Flying Fox, Vatican
Inspector Leopard, Circus
James Charles Dickinson, Cyberspace
Jane Banks, Paddington
Jay Maynard, Cyberspace
Joey King, on waivers
John Glenn, Canaveral
Juk-Shabb, Arkham
Keith Moon, Seattle
Levi, Tel Aviv
Leviticus Payne, San Jose
Lil Romeo, Vatican
MC Frontalot, Cyberspace
Magic Johnson, Baltimore
Marnie Michaels, Baltimore
Matthew Ward, Sao Paulo
Michael Jordan, Baltimore
Mitch Kupchak, on waivers
Myojin of Life's Web, Multiverse
Noreaga, on waivers
Odric Lunarch Marshal, Multiverse
Oluchi Onweagba, Milan
Otto Zilberschlag, Hollywoo
Roland Garros, Canaveral
Sam Fox, Sao Paulo
Sarah Jane Smith, Tel Aviv
Snookie Catholique, San Jose
Squirrel, Paddington
St. Evaristus, Vatican
St. Sixtus I, Vatican
St. Zephyrinus, Vatican
Steven Moffat, Gallifrey
Sue Miller, Milan

Right Fielders

2 Chainz, Compton
Angus, Stratford
Barron Cashdollar, San Jose
Bartolomeu de Gusmão, Los Angeles/on waivers
Camille Kostek, Milan
David Tennant, Gallifrey
Dennis Rodman, Baltimore
Earl of Gloucester, Stratford
Edmund Blackadder, Compton
Emmanuel Adebayor, Kratovo
Grand Puba, Multiverse
Gus Grissom, Canaveral
Holly Kiser, on waivers
Jerusalem Monday, Tel Aviv
Juvenile, Circus
Lionel Messi, Kratovo
Michael Kojo Essien, Kratovo
Mrs. Bucket, Paddington
Mrs. Conclusion, Arkham
Myojin of Infinite Rage, Multiverse
Peter the Goatherd, Milan
Prince Caspian, Paddington
Regan, Stratford
Reverend Geraldine Granger, Multiverse
Robin Starveling, on waivers
Roboform, Gallifrey
Rod Steiger, Los Angeles/on waivers
Rosanne Cash, Seattle
Ryan Kaji, Cyberspace
Sovereign Valentine, San Jose
St. Hyginus, Vatican
The Professor, Hollywoo
Tichondrius, Tel Aviv
Trent, Los Angeles
Trip Carson, Hollywoo/on waivers
Violet Beauregarde, Paddington
William Atherton, Sao Paulo

Starting Pitchers

Absalom, on waivers
Ad-Rock, Compton
Adam Silver, Tel Aviv
Adonis Exposé, San Jose
András Arató, Cyberspace
Anne de Paula, Milan
Annie Easton, Tel Aviv
Ashildr, Vatican
Aubrey Graham, Sao Paulo
Big Boi, Los Angeles/on waivers
Billie Eilish, Seattle
Bread Poot, Hollywoo
Candy Button Disco, Stratford
Cathy Guisewite, Sao Paulo
Charlie Bucket, Paddington
Cupe Robinson III, Hollywoo/Los Angeles
CyberKing, Gallifrey
David Seaman, Kratovo
Daxos Blessed by the Sun, Multiverse
Deepika Padukone, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, Milan
Derek Fisher, Baltimore
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, San Jose
Dr. Winston, Vatican
Dream Crab, on waivers
Elgin Baylor, Baltimore
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, Seattle
Erich Warsitz, Canaveral
Feste, Stratford
Fleabag, Los Angeles
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Circus
Four-Eyed Igby, Los Angeles
Fran Summers, Hollywoo/on waivers
Georg "Nobby" Hegel, Multiverse/on waivers
Grandpa Joe, Paddington
Gurathnaka, Arkham
Haley Sharpe, Los Angeles
Hank Hippopopalous, Hollywoo/on waivers
Hastur, Arkham
Hatem Trabelsi, Gallifrey
Henrik Lundqvist, Los Angeles/Kratovo
Henry Fondle, Hollywoo
Heraclitus, Stratford
Hiram Maxim, Canaveral
Iguana Azalea, on waivers
James Worthy, Baltimore
Jay-Z, Compton
Jaz-O, Hollywoo
Jeff Beck, on waivers
Jennifer Connelly, Sao Paulo
Jimmy Doolittle, Hollywoo
Jizyah Shorts, San Jose
John Cougar Mellencamp, Seattle
Judah Akers, on waivers
Kabuso, Stratford
Kanye West, Compton
Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, on waivers
Kelsey Merritt, Milan
Kemba Walker, Tel Aviv
Kobe Bryant, Baltimore
Korvold Fae-Cursed King, Multiverse
Kristen Schaal, Sao Paulo
Livonya Silone, Multiverse
Lizzo, Seattle
Lord of Unreality, Arkham
Lucy Pevensie, Paddington
Ludovic Assemoassa, on waivers
Lukasz Marek Fabianski, Kratovo
Madame Vastra, Gallifrey
Martha Jones, Gallifrey
Mike Teavee, Paddington
Mindy Buenaventura, Hollywoo
Miraculous Powers, San Jose
Miroslaw Hermaszewski, Canaveral
Molly Burke, Cyberspace
Mr. Bean, Compton
Myojin of Cleansing Fire, Multiverse
Myojin of Seeing Winds, Multiverse
Nadia Vulvokov, Tel Aviv
Nelson Bighetti, on waivers
Nikkie De Jager, Cyberspace
Norm Nixon, Baltimore
Patrick Vieira, Kratovo/Los Angeles
Pete Buttigieg, Sao Paulo
Peter Capaldi, Gallifrey
Peter Shukoff, Cyberspace
Polly Plummer, Paddington
Renata Called to the Hunt, on waivers
Rhonda Mumps, Los Angeles
River Song, on waivers
Robert Lawrence Stine, Stratford
Roger Daltrey, Gallifrey
Safiya Nygaard, Cyberspace
Samir Handanovic, Kratovo
Sedmelluq, on waivers
Shaquille O'Neal, Baltimore
Shasta, Paddington
Sir Toby Belch, Stratford
Socrates, Vatican
St. Alexander I, Vatican
St. Anacletus, Vatican
St. Thomas Aquinas, Vatican
Talib Kweli, Compton/on waivers
The Ood, Gallifrey
Troilus, Stratford
Trufflehunter, Sao Paulo
Vanilla Beane, San Jose
Weeping Angel, Tel Aviv
Yegg-Ha, Arkham

Middle Relievers

Alan Shepard, Canaveral
Alizée Gaillard, Milan
Anax Hardened in the Forge, Multiverse
Andre Antonius Maria Ooijer, Kratovo
Andrew Rea, Cyberspace
Ben Best, Seattle
Bert, on waivers
Boats Botes, San Jose
Bree, Paddington
Carlos Santana, Seattle
Destiny Guns, San Jose
Diane Nguyen, on waivers
Duke of Cornwall, Stratford/Los Angeles
Elka Ostrovsky, Multiverse
Father Ted Crilly, Los Angeles
Feather the Redeemed, Vatican
Ghatanothoa, Arkham
Jon Favreau, Gallifrey/on waivers
Joseph James Rogan, Cyberspace
K-9, Gallifrey
Ludacris, Compton
Malygos, Circus
Mike D, Compton
Montero Lamar Hill, Cyberspace
Pete Townshend, on waivers
Sarah McDaniel, Milan
Scottie Pippen, Stratford
Sram Senior Edificer, Multiverse
Susan Pevensie, Paddington
Teemu Selanne, on waivers
Trick Daddy, Compton
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, Sao Paulo/Hollywoo
Yolanda Buenaventura, Hollywoo/on waivers

Relief Pitchers

'Ymnar, Arkham
Adolphe Pegoud, Canaveral
Adut Akech, Milan
Adwoa Aboah, Milan
Amy Smart, Arkham
Arthur Gopnik, Tel Aviv
BJ Armstrong, Baltimore
Bardolph, Stratford
Basatan, on waivers
Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, Hollywoo
Charli D'Amelio, Cyberspace
Charlotte Moore, Hollywoo
Chase Hudson, Cyberspace
Chris Hadfield, Canaveral
Christina Aguilera, Seattle
Connor Franta, Cyberspace
Craig Benzine, Cyberspace
Dalek Prime, Gallifrey
Darthvader Williamson, San Jose
Darwin Tobacco, on waivers
Derek Jeter, Hollywoo
Derek Trotter, Seattle
Doge of Venice, Arkham
Douglas Hurley, Canaveral
Eaters of the Light, Gallifrey/on waivers
Edina Monsoon, on waivers
Fabian, Stratford
Ginger Baker, Seattle
Gordon Cooper, Compton
Gzxtyos, on waivers
Haiogh-Yai, on waivers
Halima Aden, Milan
Henrietta Platchkey, Hollywoo
Hziulquoigmnzhah, Arkham
Immanuel Kant, Arkham
Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, on waivers
Jeff Baxter, Canaveral
Jenny Flint, Gallifrey
Jessa Johansson, Baltimore
John Paxson, Baltimore
Julian Lennon, Seattle
Jérôme Jarre, Cyberspace
Karen Duffy, Milan
Kasey Keller, Kratovo
Laika, Canaveral
Lepidus, on waivers
Lew Alcindor, Baltimore
Lord Jamar, Tel Aviv
Lou Reed, Tel Aviv
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, Milan
MC Hawking, Compton
MCA, Compton
Marco Materazzi, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, Kratovo
Marshmello, Milan
Mary Poppins, Paddington
Matt Nathanson, on waivers
Michael Banks, Paddington
Michael Bay, Tel Aviv
Michelangelo, Vatican
Neal McBeal the Navy Seal, Hollywoo
Neltharion, Tel Aviv
Noah Levenstein, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, Vatican
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, Tel Aviv
Oozi Cats, San Jose
Pavel Datsyuk, Canaveral
Peter Morley-Souter, Sao Paulo
Petr Cech, Kratovo
Pháº¡m TuÃ¢n, Canaveral
Pusha T, Compton
Rafael Marquez Alvarez, Kratovo
Raphael Bob-Waksberg, Kratovo
Richard Hendricks, Tel Aviv
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, Multiverse
Ron Funches, Circus
Scarlet Pakistan, Los Angeles
Selma Blair, Sao Paulo
Sharc Jacobs, Hollywoo
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, San Jose
St. Clement I, Gallifrey
St. Linus, Vatican
St. Victor I, Los Angeles
Steven Lim, on waivers
Sthanee, Arkham
Tasha Tilberg, on waivers
The Silence, on waivers
Trumpkin, Multiverse
Tullus Aufidius, Circus
VladimÃr Remek, on waivers
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, Kratovo
World Record Egg, on waivers
Zdenek Grygera, Kratovo
Zilortha Strength Incarnate, Multiverse