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SimBase Players, Year 97
By name: A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z
By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp
A
- Abe D'Catfish, 2b, Hollywoo
- Absalom, sp, on waivers
- Ad-Rock, sp, Compton
- Adam Silver, sp, Tel Aviv
- Adolphe Pegoud, rp, Canaveral
- Adonis Exposé, sp, San Jose
- Adut Akech, rp, Milan
- Adwoa Aboah, rp, Milan
- Agrus Kos, 2b, Baltimore
- Alan Shepard, mr, Canaveral
- Alex Burriss, ss, Cyberspace
- Alizée Gaillard, mr, Milan
- Amy Pond, lf, Compton
- Amy Smart, rp, Arkham
- Anax Hardened in the Forge, mr, Multiverse
- Andi Muise, ss, Milan
- Andre Antonius Maria Ooijer, mr, Kratovo
- Andrew Rea, mr, Cyberspace
- Andromeda Dunker, 2b, San Jose
- András Arató, sp, Cyberspace
- Andy Richter, 3b, on waivers
- Angelica Buenaventura, c, Hollywoo
- Angus, rf, Stratford
- Anne de Paula, sp, Milan
- Annie Easton, sp, Tel Aviv
- Aravis, lf, Paddington
- Arnaldo Tamayo Méndez, sp, Canaveral
- Arthur Gopnik, rp, Tel Aviv
- Aruna Dindane, 3b, Kratovo
- Ashildr, sp, Vatican
- Ashley Eckstein, ss, Stratford/Los Angeles
- Ashley Garcia, 2b, Los Angeles
- Atilla Freska, cf, San Jose
- Aubrey Graham, sp, Sao Paulo
- Augustus Gloop, ss, Paddington
- Awkwafina, 3b, Compton
- Azmodan, c, Milan
B
- B.G., ss, Multiverse
- BJ Armstrong, rp, Baltimore
- Baby Yoda, 3b, Cyberspace
- Bad Janet, ss, Los Angeles
- Bardolph, rp, Stratford
- Barron Cashdollar, rf, San Jose
- Bartolomeu de Gusmão, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Basatan, rp, on waivers
- Beanie Sigel, c, Seattle
- Beatrice Horseman, c, Hollywoo
- Ben Best, mr, Seattle
- Bert, mr, on waivers
- Big Boi, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Bill Cartwright, c, Baltimore
- Bill Potts, lf, Gallifrey
- Billie Eilish, sp, Seattle
- Billie-Jo Skeleton, cf, Seattle/Gallifrey
- Black Thought, lf, Compton
- Boats Botes, mr, San Jose
- Bread Poot, sp, Hollywoo
- Bree, mr, Paddington
- Bridgit Mendler, ss, Sao Paulo
- Bruce Springsteen, 2b, Seattle
- Bucky Pizzarelli, 1b, Milan/on waivers
- Byron Scott, ss, on waivers
C
- Camille Kostek, rf, Milan
- Candy Button Disco, sp, Stratford
- Cara Taylor, cf, Compton
- Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, rp, Hollywoo
- Carlos Santana, mr, Seattle
- Cassadee Pope, ss, Multiverse
- Cathy Guisewite, sp, Sao Paulo
- Census Johnston, 1b, on waivers
- Charles Dickens, ss, Gallifrey
- Charli D'Amelio, rp, Cyberspace
- Charlie Bucket, sp, Paddington
- Charlotte Moore, rp, Hollywoo
- Chase Hudson, rp, Cyberspace
- Chip Driver, 1b, Los Angeles
- Chris Hadfield, rp, Canaveral
- Christian Rudder, cf, Seattle
- Christina Aguilera, rp, Seattle
- Christopher Stuckmann, 3b, Cyberspace
- Chuck Connors, cf, Sao Paulo
- Cindy Crawfish, 1b, Hollywoo
- Clara Oswald, 3b, Gallifrey
- Colin "Bomber" Harris, c, Arkham
- Confucius, 2b, Circus
- Connor Franta, rp, Cyberspace
- Corbin C. Creamerman, c, Hollywoo
- Cordelia, 2b, Stratford
- Crackerjack Sugarman, 2b, San Jose
- Craig Benzine, rp, Cyberspace
- Cressida, 2b, Stratford
- Cupe Robinson III, sp, Hollywoo/Los Angeles
- Curio, 3b, Stratford
- CyberKing, sp, Gallifrey
- CÅÄtlÄ«cue, cf, Arkham
D
- Dalek Prime, rp, Gallifrey
- Daniel, ss, Gallifrey
- Daniel Radcliffe, c, Compton
- Danny Pink, lf, Arkham/on waivers
- Darthvader Williamson, rp, San Jose
- Darwin Tobacco, rp, on waivers
- Dave DeBusschere, 3b, Baltimore
- David Seaman, sp, Kratovo
- David Tennant, rf, Gallifrey
- Daxos Blessed by the Sun, sp, Multiverse
- Deacon Ernest Frye, cf, Los Angeles
- Decoldest Crawford, 3b, San Jose
- Deepika Padukone, sp, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
- Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, sp, Milan
- Democritus, cf, Vatican
- Dennis Rodman, rf, Baltimore
- Derek Fisher, sp, Baltimore
- Derek Jeter, rp, Hollywoo
- Derek Trotter, rp, Seattle
- Derrick Rose, 2b, Baltimore
- Destiny Guns, mr, San Jose
- Diana Tremaine, c, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Diane Nguyen, mr, on waivers
- Diego Marín Aguilera, cf, Canaveral
- Dirk Kuyt, 2b, Kratovo
- Disco Janet, 1b, Los Angeles
- Doge of Venice, rp, Arkham
- Donkey Doug, c, Los Angeles
- Donna Noble, 2b, Gallifrey
- Douglas Hurley, rp, Canaveral
- Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, sp, San Jose
- Dr. Trent Artichoker, 1b, San Jose
- Dr. Winston, sp, Vatican
- Dream Crab, sp, on waivers
- Duke of Albany, c, Los Angeles
- Duke of Cornwall, mr, Stratford/Los Angeles
E
- Earl of Gloucester, rf, Stratford
- Earl of Kent, c, Stratford
- Eaters of the Light, rp, Gallifrey/on waivers
- Ed Westwick, lf, Tel Aviv
- Edgar, 1b, Stratford
- Edina Monsoon, rp, on waivers
- Edmund Blackadder, rf, Compton
- Elena Cañero-Reed, 3b, Gallifrey/Seattle
- Elgin Baylor, sp, Baltimore
- Elizabeth Turner, cf, Milan
- Elka Ostrovsky, mr, Multiverse
- Elle King, c, Seattle
- Elliot Reid, lf, Paddington
- Emmanuel Adebayor, rf, Kratovo
- Emojibot, cf, on waivers
- Emrakul the Aeons Torn, sp, Seattle
- Eric the Fish, 1b, Circus
- Eric the Half-Bee, lf, Circus
- Erich Warsitz, sp, Canaveral
- Erin Willerton, c, on waivers
- Estelle Parsons, 3b, on waivers
- Eugene Lee Yang, cf, Hollywoo
- Eugene Levy, ss, Tel Aviv
- Eva Marie Saint, c, Sao Paulo
F
- Fabian, rp, Stratford
- Father Ted Crilly, mr, Los Angeles
- Feather the Redeemed, mr, Vatican
- Feste, sp, Stratford
- Firesong and Sunspeaker, 3b, Baltimore
- Fleabag, sp, Los Angeles
- Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Circus
- Four-Eyed Igby, sp, Los Angeles
- Fran Summers, sp, Hollywoo/on waivers
- Francesco Totti, cf, Compton
- Félix du Temple, 1b, Canaveral
G
- Gangsta Boo, 1b, Compton
- General Booty, ss, San Jose
- Georg "Nobby" Hegel, sp, Multiverse/on waivers
- George Mikan, cf, Tel Aviv
- Georgios Karagounis, cf, Kratovo
- Ghatanothoa, mr, Arkham
- Ghisguth, ss, Circus
- Ginger Baker, rp, Seattle
- Gleeth, lf, Vatican
- Glen Power, c, on waivers
- Godzilla King of the Monsters, 1b, Multiverse
- Gog-Hoor, 2b, Arkham
- Goneril, lf, Stratford
- Gordon Cooper, rp, Compton
- Gottfried Leibnitz, cf, Stratford
- Grand Puba, rf, Multiverse
- Grandpa Joe, sp, Paddington
- Grumgully the Generous, lf, Multiverse
- Gtuhanai, ss, Arkham
- Gurathnaka, sp, Arkham
- Gus Grissom, rf, Canaveral
- Gustave Whitehead, ss, Canaveral
- Gwen Cooper, 3b, on waivers
- Gzxtyos, rp, on waivers
H
- H'chtelegoth, lf, Sao Paulo
- Haiogh-Yai, rp, on waivers
- Haley Sharpe, sp, Los Angeles
- Halima Aden, rp, Milan
- Hamilton Leithauser, cf, Seattle
- Hank Hippopopalous, sp, Hollywoo/on waivers
- Hannah Kat Jones, cf, Gallifrey
- Hastur, sp, Arkham
- Hatem Trabelsi, sp, Gallifrey
- Henrietta Platchkey, rp, Hollywoo
- Henrik Lundqvist, sp, Los Angeles/Kratovo
- Henry Fondle, sp, Hollywoo
- Heraclitus, sp, Stratford
- Herb Kazzaz, 3b, Hollywoo
- Hiram Maxim, sp, Canaveral
- Holly Kiser, rf, on waivers
- Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzarelli-McQuack, ss, Hollywoo
- Horace Grant, c, Milan
- Hudson Taylor, ss, Cyberspace
- Hugo Junkers, lf, Canaveral
- Hwin, c, Paddington
- Hziulquoigmnzhah, rp, Arkham
I
- Iguana Azalea, sp, on waivers
- Immanuel Kant, rp, Arkham
- Inara George, c, Arkham
- Inspector Flying Fox, cf, Vatican
- Inspector Leopard, cf, Circus
- Inta Mulch, ss, San Jose
- Istasha, ss, Arkham
J
- J. D. Salinger, 3b, Tel Aviv
- Ja Rule, 3b, Vatican
- Jack Spratt, lf, Paddington
- Jake Jortles, lf, Los Angeles
- James Charles Dickinson, cf, Cyberspace
- James Worthy, sp, Baltimore
- Janai'ngo, 1b, Gallifrey
- Jane Banks, cf, Paddington
- Jason Starkey, 1b, Seattle
- Jay Maynard, cf, Cyberspace
- Jay-Z, sp, Compton
- Jaymee Ong, ss, on waivers
- Jaz-O, sp, Hollywoo
- Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, rp, on waivers
- Jeff Baxter, rp, Canaveral
- Jeff Beck, sp, on waivers
- Jeff Tweedy, 1b, on waivers
- Jennifer Connelly, sp, Sao Paulo
- Jennifer O'Neill, 2b, Milan
- Jenny Flint, rp, Gallifrey
- Jens Jeremies, c, Kratovo
- Jerusalem Monday, rf, Tel Aviv
- Jessa Johansson, rp, Baltimore
- Jill Pole, ss, Paddington
- Jim Morrison, ss, Circus
- Jimmy Doolittle, sp, Hollywoo
- Jizyah Shorts, sp, San Jose
- Joan Allen, c, on waivers
- Jochebed, 3b, Tel Aviv
- Joe L'Official, 3b, San Jose
- Joey King, cf, on waivers
- Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, ss, Circus
- John Cougar Mellencamp, sp, Seattle
- John Entwistle, 2b, Gallifrey
- John Glenn, cf, Canaveral
- John Noble, ss, Baltimore
- John Paxson, rp, Baltimore
- Jon Favreau, mr, Gallifrey/on waivers
- Jonathan Anomaly, 3b, San Jose
- Jonathan Howard, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Joseph James Rogan, mr, Cyberspace
- Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, 3b, Arkham
- Josie Canseco, c, Milan
- Juan de la Cierva, c, Canaveral
- Judah Akers, sp, on waivers
- Judah Bauer, 3b, Seattle
- Judge Gen, lf, Los Angeles
- Juk-Shabb, cf, Arkham
- Julian Lennon, rp, Seattle
- June Allyson, ss, Sao Paulo
- Justin Rice, 1b, Seattle
- Juvenile, rf, Circus
- Jérôme Jarre, rp, Cyberspace
- Jügderdemidiin Gürragchaa, 3b, Canaveral
K
- K-9, mr, Gallifrey
- Kabuso, sp, Stratford
- Kagisho Evidence Dikgacoi, 2b, Kratovo
- Kanye West, sp, Compton
- Karen Duffy, rp, Milan
- Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, sp, on waivers
- Kasey Keller, rp, Kratovo
- Katie Otto, 1b, Canaveral
- Kei Takahashi, 1b, on waivers
- Keith Flint, c, Seattle
- Keith Moon, cf, Seattle
- Kelsey Merritt, sp, Milan
- Kemba Walker, sp, Tel Aviv
- Kevin Federline, 1b, on waivers
- King Cole, c, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Kobe Bryant, sp, Baltimore
- Korvold Fae-Cursed King, sp, Multiverse
- Kristen Schaal, sp, Sao Paulo
- Kyle MacDonald, lf, Cyberspace
L
- Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, 3b, on waivers
- Laika, rp, Canaveral
- Lamar Odom, ss, Baltimore
- Larry Gopnik, lf, Tel Aviv
- Lauren Harris, c, Los Angeles
- Leon Uris, 2b, Tel Aviv
- Lepidus, rp, on waivers
- Levi, cf, Tel Aviv
- Leviticus Payne, cf, San Jose
- Lew Alcindor, rp, Baltimore
- Lil Dicky, 2b, Compton
- Lil Romeo, cf, Vatican
- Lil Wayne, 2b, Compton
- Lionel Messi, rf, Kratovo
- Livonya Silone, sp, Multiverse
- Liya Kebede, 1b, Milan
- Lizzo, sp, Seattle
- Lloyd Ahlquist, c, Cyberspace
- Lord Jamar, rp, Tel Aviv
- Lord of Unreality, sp, Arkham
- Lou Reed, rp, Tel Aviv
- Lovisa Coldeyes, 1b, Multiverse
- Lucy Pevensie, sp, Paddington
- Ludacris, mr, Compton
- Ludovic Assemoassa, sp, on waivers
- Ludwig Wittgenstein, c, Vatican
- Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, rp, Milan
- Luka Modric, ss, Kratovo
- Lukasz Marek Fabianski, sp, Kratovo
- Lyndsey Scott, 3b, Milan
M
- MC Frontalot, cf, Cyberspace
- MC Hawking, rp, Compton
- MCA, rp, Compton
- Madame Vastra, sp, Gallifrey
- Magic Johnson, cf, Baltimore
- Malvolio, c, Stratford
- Malygos, mr, Circus
- Mappo no Ryujin, lf, Arkham
- Marco Materazzi, rp, Kratovo
- Marcos Evangelista de Morais, rp, Kratovo
- Marcus Johns, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Marnie Michaels, cf, Baltimore
- Marshmello, rp, Milan
- Martha Jones, sp, Gallifrey
- Mary Magdalene, 1b, Tel Aviv
- Mary Poppins, rp, Paddington
- Mason Cook, c, Multiverse
- Matt Costa, 3b, Multiverse
- Matt Nathanson, rp, on waivers
- Matthew Ward, cf, Sao Paulo
- Max Carver, ss, Sao Paulo
- Meaghan Waller, 3b, Los Angeles
- Meg March, ss, on waivers
- Melody Pond, ss, Gallifrey
- Meredith Mickelson, ss, Milan
- Merieke Ri Berit, 2b, Cyberspace
- Michael Ballack, ss, Kratovo
- Michael Banks, rp, Paddington
- Michael Bay, rp, Tel Aviv
- Michael Cooper, c, Baltimore
- Michael Jordan, cf, Baltimore
- Michael Kojo Essien, rf, Kratovo
- Michael Realman, 3b, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Michael Trucco, ss, Sao Paulo
- Michelangelo, rp, Vatican
- Michelle Khare, 2b, Cyberspace
- Mike D, mr, Compton
- Mike Teavee, sp, Paddington
- Mikhail Varshavski, lf, Cyberspace
- Milan Baros, 3b, Kratovo
- Mile Sterjovski, 3b, Paddington
- Milo Greene, ss, Seattle
- Mindy Buenaventura, sp, Hollywoo
- Miraculous Powers, sp, San Jose
- Miroslaw Hermaszewski, sp, Canaveral
- Missy Elliott, ss, Baltimore
- Missy Peregrym, ss, Sao Paulo
- Mitch Kupchak, cf, on waivers
- Molly Burke, sp, Cyberspace
- Montero Lamar Hill, mr, Cyberspace
- Mormo, 1b, Arkham
- Mos Def, 3b, Compton
- Mother Goose, ss, Vatican
- Mr. Banks, lf, San Jose
- Mr. Bean, sp, Compton
- Mr. Beaver, lf, Sao Paulo
- Mr. Bucket, ss, Paddington
- Mrs. Bucket, rf, Paddington
- Mrs. Conclusion, rf, Arkham
- Mychal Thompson, lf, Baltimore
- Myojin of Cleansing Fire, sp, Multiverse
- Myojin of Infinite Rage, rf, Multiverse
- Myojin of Life's Web, cf, Multiverse
- Myojin of Seeing Winds, sp, Multiverse
- Mystikal, 2b, Tel Aviv
N
- Nadia Vulvokov, sp, Tel Aviv
- Neal McBeal the Navy Seal, rp, Hollywoo
- Nell Quickly, lf, Vatican
- Nelson Bighetti, sp, on waivers
- Neltharion, rp, Tel Aviv
- Nikabrik, ss, Paddington
- Nikkie De Jager, sp, Cyberspace
- Noah Levenstein, rp, Tel Aviv
- Nora Ephron, rp, Vatican
- Nora Lum, ss, Los Angeles
- Noreaga, cf, on waivers
- Norm Nixon, sp, Baltimore
O
- Ob'mbu, c, Arkham
- Odric Lunarch Marshal, cf, Multiverse
- Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, rp, Tel Aviv
- Olivia, ss, Canaveral
- Oluchi Onweagba, cf, Milan
- Oozi Cats, rp, San Jose
- Oswald, lf, Stratford
- Othuyeg, ss, Arkham
- Otto Zilberschlag, cf, Hollywoo
P
- Panther, 1b, Paddington
- Patrick Vieira, sp, Kratovo/Los Angeles
- Paula Abdul, c, Compton
- Pavel Datsyuk, rp, Canaveral
- Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, lf, Sao Paulo
- Pete Buttigieg, sp, Sao Paulo
- Pete Townshend, mr, on waivers
- Peter Capaldi, sp, Gallifrey
- Peter Morley-Souter, rp, Sao Paulo
- Peter Pevensie, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Peter Shukoff, sp, Cyberspace
- Peter the Goatherd, rf, Milan
- Petr Cech, rp, Kratovo
- Phạm Tuân, rp, Canaveral
- Pillboi, 1b, Los Angeles
- Pinky Penguin, lf, Hollywoo
- Piper Laurie, 2b, Seattle
- Pippa Black, 2b, Sao Paulo
- Polly Plummer, sp, Paddington
- Pope Thrower, c, on waivers
- Prince Caspian, rf, Paddington
- Pusha T, rp, Compton
- Pussy, c, Paddington
Q
R
- Raandaii-B'nk, 2b, Arkham
- Rafael Marquez Alvarez, rp, Kratovo
- Raphael Bob-Waksberg, rp, Kratovo
- Ray Park, ss, Stratford
- Regan, rf, Stratford
- Renata Called to the Hunt, sp, on waivers
- Reverend Dongo Pewee, lf, San Jose
- Reverend Geraldine Granger, rf, Multiverse
- Rhonda Mumps, sp, Los Angeles
- Rianne van Rompaey, lf, Milan
- Richard Hendricks, rp, Tel Aviv
- Richie Guerin, lf, Multiverse
- Rick Fox, 3b, Baltimore
- Ritchie Osbourne, 2b, Circus
- Riven Turnbull, c, Multiverse
- River Song, sp, on waivers
- Roalesk Apex Hybrid, rp, Multiverse
- Robert Behnken, lf, Canaveral
- Robert Lawrence Stine, sp, Stratford
- Robert Maschio, 2b, Sao Paulo
- Robin Holtzken, 3b, Baltimore
- Robin Starveling, rf, on waivers
- Roboform, rf, Gallifrey
- Rod Steiger, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Roger Daltrey, sp, Gallifrey
- Roland Garros, cf, Canaveral
- Ron Funches, rp, Circus
- Rosanne Cash, rf, Seattle
- Rufus Wainwright, c, Tel Aviv
- Ryan Kaji, rf, Cyberspace
S
- Safiya Nygaard, sp, Cyberspace
- Sam Fox, cf, Sao Paulo
- Samir Handanovic, sp, Kratovo
- Samuel Eto'o, lf, Kratovo
- Sara Bareilles, ss, Seattle
- Sarah Jane Smith, cf, Tel Aviv
- Sarah McDaniel, mr, Milan
- Scarlet Pakistan, rp, Los Angeles
- Scottie Pippen, mr, Stratford
- Sebastian Cesario, 1b, Stratford
- Sebastian St. Clair, ss, Hollywoo
- Sedmelluq, sp, on waivers
- Selma Blair, rp, Sao Paulo
- Sex Gas, ss, Gallifrey
- Sextina Aquafina, 2b, Hollywoo
- Shaquille O'Neal, sp, Baltimore
- Sharc Jacobs, rp, Hollywoo
- Sharon Morris, ss, Compton
- Shasta, sp, Paddington
- Shterot, 3b, on waivers
- Shyne, 2b, Compton
- Sigmund Jähn, lf, Canaveral
- Simon Burke, ss, Milan
- Sir Andrew Aguecheek, rp, Stratford
- Sir Toby Belch, sp, Stratford
- Sir'Zion Dance, rp, San Jose
- Snookie Catholique, cf, San Jose
- Socrates, sp, Vatican
- Sovereign Valentine, rf, San Jose
- Squirrel, cf, Paddington
- Sram Senior Edificer, mr, Multiverse
- St. Alexander I, sp, Vatican
- St. Anacletus, sp, Vatican
- St. Anicetus, ss, Vatican
- St. Clement I, rp, Gallifrey
- St. Eleutherius, lf, Vatican
- St. Evaristus, cf, Vatican
- St. Hyginus, rf, Vatican
- St. Linus, rp, Vatican
- St. Peter, 2b, Vatican
- St. Sixtus I, cf, Vatican
- St. Soter, 3b, Vatican
- St. Telesphorus, 1b, Vatican
- St. Thomas Aquinas, sp, Vatican
- St. Victor I, rp, Los Angeles
- St. Zephyrinus, cf, Vatican
- Steven Lim, rp, on waivers
- Steven Moffat, cf, Gallifrey
- Steven Universe, ss, Multiverse
- Sthanee, rp, Arkham
- Stingray Liotta, 1b, Hollywoo
- Strax, 1b, Gallifrey
- Stu Larsen, c, on waivers
- Sue Miller, cf, Milan
- Susan Pevensie, mr, Paddington
- Sy Ableman, c, Gallifrey
T
- T.I., c, on waivers
- Talib Kweli, sp, Compton/on waivers
- Tasha Tilberg, rp, on waivers
- Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, c, San Jose
- Teemu Selanne, mr, on waivers
- Tennessee Thomas, 3b, Seattle
- The Heavenly Host, lf, on waivers
- The Ood, sp, Gallifrey
- The Professor, rf, Hollywoo
- The Silence, rp, on waivers
- Tichondrius, rf, Tel Aviv
- Tiger Lily, 2b, Paddington
- Tom Meighan, 2b, on waivers
- Toni Cornell, 3b, Stratford
- Toni KukoÄ, 2b, Baltimore
- Traian Vuia, 3b, Canaveral
- Trent, rf, Los Angeles
- Treveen Stewart, c, Milan
- Trick Daddy, mr, Compton
- Trip Carson, rf, Hollywoo/on waivers
- Troilus, sp, Stratford
- Trufflehunter, sp, Sao Paulo
- Trumpkin, rp, Multiverse
- Tullus Aufidius, rp, Circus
- Tumnus, ss, Sao Paulo
- Tymaret Chosen from Death, 2b, Multiverse
U
V
- Vanilla Beane, sp, San Jose
- Veruca Salt, 2b, Los Angeles
- Viola, ss, Stratford
- Violet Beauregarde, rf, Paddington
- VladimÃr Remek, rp, on waivers
- Volgna-Gath, ss, Arkham
- Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, rp, Kratovo
W
- Wanda Pierce, c, on waivers
- Wayne Rooney, ss, Kratovo
- Weeping Angel, sp, Tel Aviv
- William Atherton, rf, Sao Paulo
- Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, mr, Sao Paulo/Hollywoo
- World Record Egg, rp, on waivers
X
Y
Z
- Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, ss, Cyberspace
- Zak Starkey, lf, Seattle
- Zdenek Grygera, rp, Kratovo
- Zebulon Vermillion, ss, San Jose
- Zilortha Strength Incarnate, rp, Multiverse
- Zlatan Ibrahimović, lf, Kratovo
By positionCatchers
- Angelica Buenaventura, Hollywoo
- Azmodan, Milan
- Beanie Sigel, Seattle
- Beatrice Horseman, Hollywoo
- Bill Cartwright, Baltimore
- Colin "Bomber" Harris, Arkham
- Corbin C. Creamerman, Hollywoo
- Daniel Radcliffe, Compton
- Diana Tremaine, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Donkey Doug, Los Angeles
- Duke of Albany, Los Angeles
- Earl of Kent, Stratford
- Elle King, Seattle
- Erin Willerton, on waivers
- Eva Marie Saint, Sao Paulo
- Glen Power, on waivers
- Horace Grant, Milan
- Hwin, Paddington
- Inara George, Arkham
- Jens Jeremies, Kratovo
- Joan Allen, on waivers
- Josie Canseco, Milan
- Juan de la Cierva, Canaveral
- Keith Flint, Seattle
- King Cole, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Lauren Harris, Los Angeles
- Lloyd Ahlquist, Cyberspace
- Ludwig Wittgenstein, Vatican
- Malvolio, Stratford
- Mason Cook, Multiverse
- Michael Cooper, Baltimore
- Ob'mbu, Arkham
- Paula Abdul, Compton
- Pope Thrower, on waivers
- Pussy, Paddington
- Riven Turnbull, Multiverse
- Rufus Wainwright, Tel Aviv
- Stu Larsen, on waivers
- Sy Ableman, Gallifrey
- T.I., on waivers
- Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, San Jose
- Treveen Stewart, Milan
- Wanda Pierce, on waivers
First Basemen
- Bucky Pizzarelli, Milan/on waivers
- Census Johnston, on waivers
- Chip Driver, Los Angeles
- Cindy Crawfish, Hollywoo
- Disco Janet, Los Angeles
- Dr. Trent Artichoker, San Jose
- Edgar, Stratford
- Eric the Fish, Circus
- Félix du Temple, Canaveral
- Gangsta Boo, Compton
- Godzilla King of the Monsters, Multiverse
- Janai'ngo, Gallifrey
- Jason Starkey, Seattle
- Jeff Tweedy, on waivers
- Justin Rice, Seattle
- Katie Otto, Canaveral
- Kei Takahashi, on waivers
- Kevin Federline, on waivers
- Liya Kebede, Milan
- Lovisa Coldeyes, Multiverse
- Mary Magdalene, Tel Aviv
- Mormo, Arkham
- Panther, Paddington
- Pillboi, Los Angeles
- Quackers McQuack, Hollywoo
- Sebastian Cesario, Stratford
- St. Telesphorus, Vatican
- Stingray Liotta, Hollywoo
- Strax, Gallifrey
- Y'golonac, Arkham
Second Basemen
- Abe D'Catfish, Hollywoo
- Agrus Kos, Baltimore
- Andromeda Dunker, San Jose
- Ashley Garcia, Los Angeles
- Bruce Springsteen, Seattle
- Confucius, Circus
- Cordelia, Stratford
- Crackerjack Sugarman, San Jose
- Cressida, Stratford
- Derrick Rose, Baltimore
- Dirk Kuyt, Kratovo
- Donna Noble, Gallifrey
- Gog-Hoor, Arkham
- Jennifer O'Neill, Milan
- John Entwistle, Gallifrey
- Kagisho Evidence Dikgacoi, Kratovo
- Leon Uris, Tel Aviv
- Lil Dicky, Compton
- Lil Wayne, Compton
- Merieke Ri Berit, Cyberspace
- Michelle Khare, Cyberspace
- Mystikal, Tel Aviv
- Piper Laurie, Seattle
- Pippa Black, Sao Paulo
- Raandaii-B'nk, Arkham
- Ritchie Osbourne, Circus
- Robert Maschio, Sao Paulo
- Sextina Aquafina, Hollywoo
- Shyne, Compton
- St. Peter, Vatican
- Tiger Lily, Paddington
- Tom Meighan, on waivers
- Toni KukoÄ, Baltimore
- Tymaret Chosen from Death, Multiverse
- Veruca Salt, Los Angeles
- Yuri Gagarin, Canaveral
Third Basemen
- Andy Richter, on waivers
- Aruna Dindane, Kratovo
- Awkwafina, Compton
- Baby Yoda, Cyberspace
- Christopher Stuckmann, Cyberspace
- Clara Oswald, Gallifrey
- Curio, Stratford
- Dave DeBusschere, Baltimore
- Decoldest Crawford, San Jose
- Elena Cañero-Reed, Gallifrey/Seattle
- Estelle Parsons, on waivers
- Firesong and Sunspeaker, Baltimore
- Gwen Cooper, on waivers
- Herb Kazzaz, Hollywoo
- J. D. Salinger, Tel Aviv
- Ja Rule, Vatican
- Jochebed, Tel Aviv
- Joe L'Official, San Jose
- Jonathan Anomaly, San Jose
- Jonathan Howard, Sao Paulo
- Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, Arkham
- Judah Bauer, Seattle
- Jügderdemidiin Gürragchaa, Canaveral
- Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, on waivers
- Lyndsey Scott, Milan
- Marcus Johns, Sao Paulo
- Matt Costa, Multiverse
- Meaghan Waller, Los Angeles
- Michael Realman, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Milan Baros, Kratovo
- Mile Sterjovski, Paddington
- Mos Def, Compton
- Peter Pevensie, Sao Paulo
- Rick Fox, Baltimore
- Robin Holtzken, Baltimore
- Shterot, on waivers
- St. Soter, Vatican
- Tennessee Thomas, Seattle
- Toni Cornell, Stratford
- Traian Vuia, Canaveral
Shortstops
- Alex Burriss, Cyberspace
- Andi Muise, Milan
- Ashley Eckstein, Stratford/Los Angeles
- Augustus Gloop, Paddington
- B.G., Multiverse
- Bad Janet, Los Angeles
- Bridgit Mendler, Sao Paulo
- Byron Scott, on waivers
- Cassadee Pope, Multiverse
- Charles Dickens, Gallifrey
- Daniel, Gallifrey
- Eugene Levy, Tel Aviv
- General Booty, San Jose
- Ghisguth, Circus
- Gtuhanai, Arkham
- Gustave Whitehead, Canaveral
- Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzarelli-McQuack, Hollywoo
- Hudson Taylor, Cyberspace
- Inta Mulch, San Jose
- Istasha, Arkham
- Jaymee Ong, on waivers
- Jill Pole, Paddington
- Jim Morrison, Circus
- Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, Circus
- John Noble, Baltimore
- June Allyson, Sao Paulo
- Lamar Odom, Baltimore
- Luka Modric, Kratovo
- Max Carver, Sao Paulo
- Meg March, on waivers
- Melody Pond, Gallifrey
- Meredith Mickelson, Milan
- Michael Ballack, Kratovo
- Michael Trucco, Sao Paulo
- Milo Greene, Seattle
- Missy Elliott, Baltimore
- Missy Peregrym, Sao Paulo
- Mother Goose, Vatican
- Mr. Bucket, Paddington
- Nikabrik, Paddington
- Nora Lum, Los Angeles
- Olivia, Canaveral
- Othuyeg, Arkham
- Ray Park, Stratford
- Sara Bareilles, Seattle
- Sebastian St. Clair, Hollywoo
- Sex Gas, Gallifrey
- Sharon Morris, Compton
- Simon Burke, Milan
- St. Anicetus, Vatican
- Steven Universe, Multiverse
- Tumnus, Sao Paulo
- Viola, Stratford
- Volgna-Gath, Arkham
- Wayne Rooney, Kratovo
- Xzibit, Compton
- Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, Cyberspace
- Zebulon Vermillion, San Jose
Left Fielders
- Amy Pond, Compton
- Aravis, Paddington
- Bill Potts, Gallifrey
- Black Thought, Compton
- Danny Pink, Arkham/on waivers
- Ed Westwick, Tel Aviv
- Elliot Reid, Paddington
- Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
- Gleeth, Vatican
- Goneril, Stratford
- Grumgully the Generous, Multiverse
- H'chtelegoth, Sao Paulo
- Hugo Junkers, Canaveral
- Jack Spratt, Paddington
- Jake Jortles, Los Angeles
- Judge Gen, Los Angeles
- Kyle MacDonald, Cyberspace
- Larry Gopnik, Tel Aviv
- Mappo no Ryujin, Arkham
- Mikhail Varshavski, Cyberspace
- Mr. Banks, San Jose
- Mr. Beaver, Sao Paulo
- Mychal Thompson, Baltimore
- Nell Quickly, Vatican
- Oswald, Stratford
- Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, Sao Paulo
- Pinky Penguin, Hollywoo
- Reverend Dongo Pewee, San Jose
- Rianne van Rompaey, Milan
- Richie Guerin, Multiverse
- Robert Behnken, Canaveral
- Samuel Eto'o, Kratovo
- Sigmund Jähn, Canaveral
- St. Eleutherius, Vatican
- The Heavenly Host, on waivers
- Zak Starkey, Seattle
- Zlatan Ibrahimović, Kratovo
Center Fielders
- Atilla Freska, San Jose
- Billie-Jo Skeleton, Seattle/Gallifrey
- Cara Taylor, Compton
- Christian Rudder, Seattle
- Chuck Connors, Sao Paulo
- CÅÄtlÄ«cue, Arkham
- Deacon Ernest Frye, Los Angeles
- Democritus, Vatican
- Diego Marín Aguilera, Canaveral
- Elizabeth Turner, Milan
- Emojibot, on waivers
- Eugene Lee Yang, Hollywoo
- Francesco Totti, Compton
- George Mikan, Tel Aviv
- Georgios Karagounis, Kratovo
- Gottfried Leibnitz, Stratford
- Hamilton Leithauser, Seattle
- Hannah Kat Jones, Gallifrey
- Inspector Flying Fox, Vatican
- Inspector Leopard, Circus
- James Charles Dickinson, Cyberspace
- Jane Banks, Paddington
- Jay Maynard, Cyberspace
- Joey King, on waivers
- John Glenn, Canaveral
- Juk-Shabb, Arkham
- Keith Moon, Seattle
- Levi, Tel Aviv
- Leviticus Payne, San Jose
- Lil Romeo, Vatican
- MC Frontalot, Cyberspace
- Magic Johnson, Baltimore
- Marnie Michaels, Baltimore
- Matthew Ward, Sao Paulo
- Michael Jordan, Baltimore
- Mitch Kupchak, on waivers
- Myojin of Life's Web, Multiverse
- Noreaga, on waivers
- Odric Lunarch Marshal, Multiverse
- Oluchi Onweagba, Milan
- Otto Zilberschlag, Hollywoo
- Roland Garros, Canaveral
- Sam Fox, Sao Paulo
- Sarah Jane Smith, Tel Aviv
- Snookie Catholique, San Jose
- Squirrel, Paddington
- St. Evaristus, Vatican
- St. Sixtus I, Vatican
- St. Zephyrinus, Vatican
- Steven Moffat, Gallifrey
- Sue Miller, Milan
Right Fielders
- 2 Chainz, Compton
- Angus, Stratford
- Barron Cashdollar, San Jose
- Bartolomeu de Gusmão, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Camille Kostek, Milan
- David Tennant, Gallifrey
- Dennis Rodman, Baltimore
- Earl of Gloucester, Stratford
- Edmund Blackadder, Compton
- Emmanuel Adebayor, Kratovo
- Grand Puba, Multiverse
- Gus Grissom, Canaveral
- Holly Kiser, on waivers
- Jerusalem Monday, Tel Aviv
- Juvenile, Circus
- Lionel Messi, Kratovo
- Michael Kojo Essien, Kratovo
- Mrs. Bucket, Paddington
- Mrs. Conclusion, Arkham
- Myojin of Infinite Rage, Multiverse
- Peter the Goatherd, Milan
- Prince Caspian, Paddington
- Regan, Stratford
- Reverend Geraldine Granger, Multiverse
- Robin Starveling, on waivers
- Roboform, Gallifrey
- Rod Steiger, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Rosanne Cash, Seattle
- Ryan Kaji, Cyberspace
- Sovereign Valentine, San Jose
- St. Hyginus, Vatican
- The Professor, Hollywoo
- Tichondrius, Tel Aviv
- Trent, Los Angeles
- Trip Carson, Hollywoo/on waivers
- Violet Beauregarde, Paddington
- William Atherton, Sao Paulo
Starting Pitchers
- Absalom, on waivers
- Ad-Rock, Compton
- Adam Silver, Tel Aviv
- Adonis Exposé, San Jose
- András Arató, Cyberspace
- Anne de Paula, Milan
- Annie Easton, Tel Aviv
- Arnaldo Tamayo Méndez, Canaveral
- Ashildr, Vatican
- Aubrey Graham, Sao Paulo
- Big Boi, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Billie Eilish, Seattle
- Bread Poot, Hollywoo
- Candy Button Disco, Stratford
- Cathy Guisewite, Sao Paulo
- Charlie Bucket, Paddington
- Cupe Robinson III, Hollywoo/Los Angeles
- CyberKing, Gallifrey
- David Seaman, Kratovo
- Daxos Blessed by the Sun, Multiverse
- Deepika Padukone, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
- Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, Milan
- Derek Fisher, Baltimore
- Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, San Jose
- Dr. Winston, Vatican
- Dream Crab, on waivers
- Elgin Baylor, Baltimore
- Emrakul the Aeons Torn, Seattle
- Erich Warsitz, Canaveral
- Feste, Stratford
- Fleabag, Los Angeles
- Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Circus
- Four-Eyed Igby, Los Angeles
- Fran Summers, Hollywoo/on waivers
- Georg "Nobby" Hegel, Multiverse/on waivers
- Grandpa Joe, Paddington
- Gurathnaka, Arkham
- Haley Sharpe, Los Angeles
- Hank Hippopopalous, Hollywoo/on waivers
- Hastur, Arkham
- Hatem Trabelsi, Gallifrey
- Henrik Lundqvist, Los Angeles/Kratovo
- Henry Fondle, Hollywoo
- Heraclitus, Stratford
- Hiram Maxim, Canaveral
- Iguana Azalea, on waivers
- James Worthy, Baltimore
- Jay-Z, Compton
- Jaz-O, Hollywoo
- Jeff Beck, on waivers
- Jennifer Connelly, Sao Paulo
- Jimmy Doolittle, Hollywoo
- Jizyah Shorts, San Jose
- John Cougar Mellencamp, Seattle
- Judah Akers, on waivers
- Kabuso, Stratford
- Kanye West, Compton
- Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, on waivers
- Kelsey Merritt, Milan
- Kemba Walker, Tel Aviv
- Kobe Bryant, Baltimore
- Korvold Fae-Cursed King, Multiverse
- Kristen Schaal, Sao Paulo
- Livonya Silone, Multiverse
- Lizzo, Seattle
- Lord of Unreality, Arkham
- Lucy Pevensie, Paddington
- Ludovic Assemoassa, on waivers
- Lukasz Marek Fabianski, Kratovo
- Madame Vastra, Gallifrey
- Martha Jones, Gallifrey
- Mike Teavee, Paddington
- Mindy Buenaventura, Hollywoo
- Miraculous Powers, San Jose
- Miroslaw Hermaszewski, Canaveral
- Molly Burke, Cyberspace
- Mr. Bean, Compton
- Myojin of Cleansing Fire, Multiverse
- Myojin of Seeing Winds, Multiverse
- Nadia Vulvokov, Tel Aviv
- Nelson Bighetti, on waivers
- Nikkie De Jager, Cyberspace
- Norm Nixon, Baltimore
- Patrick Vieira, Kratovo/Los Angeles
- Pete Buttigieg, Sao Paulo
- Peter Capaldi, Gallifrey
- Peter Shukoff, Cyberspace
- Polly Plummer, Paddington
- Renata Called to the Hunt, on waivers
- Rhonda Mumps, Los Angeles
- River Song, on waivers
- Robert Lawrence Stine, Stratford
- Roger Daltrey, Gallifrey
- Safiya Nygaard, Cyberspace
- Samir Handanovic, Kratovo
- Sedmelluq, on waivers
- Shaquille O'Neal, Baltimore
- Shasta, Paddington
- Sir Toby Belch, Stratford
- Socrates, Vatican
- St. Alexander I, Vatican
- St. Anacletus, Vatican
- St. Thomas Aquinas, Vatican
- Talib Kweli, Compton/on waivers
- The Ood, Gallifrey
- Troilus, Stratford
- Trufflehunter, Sao Paulo
- Vanilla Beane, San Jose
- Weeping Angel, Tel Aviv
- Yegg-Ha, Arkham
Middle Relievers
- Alan Shepard, Canaveral
- Alizée Gaillard, Milan
- Anax Hardened in the Forge, Multiverse
- Andre Antonius Maria Ooijer, Kratovo
- Andrew Rea, Cyberspace
- Ben Best, Seattle
- Bert, on waivers
- Boats Botes, San Jose
- Bree, Paddington
- Carlos Santana, Seattle
- Destiny Guns, San Jose
- Diane Nguyen, on waivers
- Duke of Cornwall, Stratford/Los Angeles
- Elka Ostrovsky, Multiverse
- Father Ted Crilly, Los Angeles
- Feather the Redeemed, Vatican
- Ghatanothoa, Arkham
- Jon Favreau, Gallifrey/on waivers
- Joseph James Rogan, Cyberspace
- K-9, Gallifrey
- Ludacris, Compton
- Malygos, Circus
- Mike D, Compton
- Montero Lamar Hill, Cyberspace
- Pete Townshend, on waivers
- Sarah McDaniel, Milan
- Scottie Pippen, Stratford
- Sram Senior Edificer, Multiverse
- Susan Pevensie, Paddington
- Teemu Selanne, on waivers
- Trick Daddy, Compton
- Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, Sao Paulo/Hollywoo
- Yolanda Buenaventura, Hollywoo/on waivers
Relief Pitchers
- 'Ymnar, Arkham
- Adolphe Pegoud, Canaveral
- Adut Akech, Milan
- Adwoa Aboah, Milan
- Amy Smart, Arkham
- Arthur Gopnik, Tel Aviv
- BJ Armstrong, Baltimore
- Bardolph, Stratford
- Basatan, on waivers
- Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, Hollywoo
- Charli D'Amelio, Cyberspace
- Charlotte Moore, Hollywoo
- Chase Hudson, Cyberspace
- Chris Hadfield, Canaveral
- Christina Aguilera, Seattle
- Connor Franta, Cyberspace
- Craig Benzine, Cyberspace
- Dalek Prime, Gallifrey
- Darthvader Williamson, San Jose
- Darwin Tobacco, on waivers
- Derek Jeter, Hollywoo
- Derek Trotter, Seattle
- Doge of Venice, Arkham
- Douglas Hurley, Canaveral
- Eaters of the Light, Gallifrey/on waivers
- Edina Monsoon, on waivers
- Fabian, Stratford
- Ginger Baker, Seattle
- Gordon Cooper, Compton
- Gzxtyos, on waivers
- Haiogh-Yai, on waivers
- Halima Aden, Milan
- Henrietta Platchkey, Hollywoo
- Hziulquoigmnzhah, Arkham
- Immanuel Kant, Arkham
- Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, on waivers
- Jeff Baxter, Canaveral
- Jenny Flint, Gallifrey
- Jessa Johansson, Baltimore
- John Paxson, Baltimore
- Julian Lennon, Seattle
- Jérôme Jarre, Cyberspace
- Karen Duffy, Milan
- Kasey Keller, Kratovo
- Laika, Canaveral
- Lepidus, on waivers
- Lew Alcindor, Baltimore
- Lord Jamar, Tel Aviv
- Lou Reed, Tel Aviv
- Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, Milan
- MC Hawking, Compton
- MCA, Compton
- Marco Materazzi, Kratovo
- Marcos Evangelista de Morais, Kratovo
- Marshmello, Milan
- Mary Poppins, Paddington
- Matt Nathanson, on waivers
- Michael Banks, Paddington
- Michael Bay, Tel Aviv
- Michelangelo, Vatican
- Neal McBeal the Navy Seal, Hollywoo
- Neltharion, Tel Aviv
- Noah Levenstein, Tel Aviv
- Nora Ephron, Vatican
- Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, Tel Aviv
- Oozi Cats, San Jose
- Pavel Datsyuk, Canaveral
- Peter Morley-Souter, Sao Paulo
- Petr Cech, Kratovo
- Phạm Tuân, Canaveral
- Pusha T, Compton
- Rafael Marquez Alvarez, Kratovo
- Raphael Bob-Waksberg, Kratovo
- Richard Hendricks, Tel Aviv
- Roalesk Apex Hybrid, Multiverse
- Ron Funches, Circus
- Scarlet Pakistan, Los Angeles
- Selma Blair, Sao Paulo
- Sharc Jacobs, Hollywoo
- Sir Andrew Aguecheek, Stratford
- Sir'Zion Dance, San Jose
- St. Clement I, Gallifrey
- St. Linus, Vatican
- St. Victor I, Los Angeles
- Steven Lim, on waivers
- Sthanee, Arkham
- Tasha Tilberg, on waivers
- The Silence, on waivers
- Trumpkin, Multiverse
- Tullus Aufidius, Circus
- VladimÃr Remek, on waivers
- Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, Kratovo
- World Record Egg, on waivers
- Zdenek Grygera, Kratovo
- Zilortha Strength Incarnate, Multiverse