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'Ymnar, rp, Arkham
2 Chainz, rf, Compton

Abe D'Catfish, 2b, Hollywoo
Acornelia Fashionable Filcher, rp, Multiverse
Ad-Rock, sp, Compton
Adam Martinez, cf, Cyberspace
Adam Silver, sp, Tel Aviv
Adolphe Pegoud, rp, Canaveral
Adonis Exposé, sp, San Jose
Adut Akech, rp, Milan
Adwoa Aboah, rp, Milan
Agrus Kos, 2b, Baltimore
Alan Shepard, mr, Canaveral
Alex Burriss, ss, Cyberspace
Alexander Clamilton, cf, Multiverse
Alexis Rose, sp, Los Angeles
Alizée Gaillard, mr, Milan
Amy Pond, lf, Compton/Hollywoo
Amy Smart, rp, Arkham
Anax Hardened in the Forge, mr, Multiverse
Andi Muise, ss, Milan
Andre Antonius Maria Ooijer, mr, Kratovo
Andrew Rea, mr, Cyberspace
Andromache, lf, Stratford
Andromeda Dunker, 2b, San Jose
András Arató, sp, Cyberspace
Angelica Buenaventura, c, Hollywoo
Angus, rf, Stratford
Anne de Paula, sp, Milan
Annie Easton, sp, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo
Anousheh Ansari, 2b, Canaveral
Aravis, lf, Paddington
Arnaldo Tamayo MÃ©ndez, sp, Los Angeles
Arthur Gopnik, rp, Tel Aviv
Aruna Dindane, 3b, Compton
Ashildr, sp, Vatican
Ashley Eckstein, ss, Los Angeles/on waivers
Ashley Garcia, 2b, Vatican
Atilla Freska, cf, San Jose
Aubrey Graham, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Augustus Gloop, 3b, Paddington
Awkwafina, 3b, Compton
Azmodan, c, on waivers

B.G., ss, Circus
BJ Armstrong, rp, Baltimore
Baby Yoda, 3b, Cyberspace
Bad Janet, ss, Los Angeles
Bardolph, rp, Stratford
Barron Cashdollar, rf, San Jose
Bart Simpson, rp, Sao Paulo
Beanie Sigel, c, Seattle
Beatrice Horseman, c, Hollywoo
Ben Best, mr, Seattle
Benny the Bull, lf, Baltimore
Bill Cartwright, c, Baltimore
Bill Potts, lf, Gallifrey
Billie Eilish, sp, Seattle
Billie-Jo Skeleton, cf, Sao Paulo
Black Thought, lf, Hollywoo/on waivers
Boats Botes, mr, San Jose
Bread Poot, sp, Hollywoo
Bree, mr, Paddington
Bridgit Mendler, ss, Sao Paulo/Tel Aviv
Bruce Springsteen, 2b, Gallifrey

Camille Kostek, rf, Milan
Candy Button Disco, sp, Stratford
Cara Taylor, cf, Compton
Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, rp, Hollywoo
Carlos Santana, mr, Seattle
Cassadee Pope, ss, Multiverse
Cathy Guisewite, sp, Sao Paulo/Gallifrey
Charles Dickens, ss, on waivers
Charli D'Amelio, rp, Cyberspace
Charlie Bucket, sp, Paddington
Charlotte Moore, rp, Hollywoo
Charol Shakeshaft, sp, on waivers
Chase Hudson, rp, on waivers
Chip Driver, 3b, on waivers
Chris Hadfield, rp, Canaveral
Christian Rogelio Benítez Betancourt, c, Kratovo
Christian Rudder, cf, Seattle
Christina Aguilera, rp, Seattle
Christopher Stuckmann, c, Cyberspace
Chuck Connors, cf, Sao Paulo
Cindy Crawfish, 1b, Hollywoo
Clara Oswald, 3b, Gallifrey
Colin "Bomber" Harris, c, Circus
Confucius, 2b, Circus
Connor Franta, rp, Cyberspace
Corbin C. Creamerman, rf, Hollywoo
Cordelia, 2b, Stratford
Crackerjack Sugarman, 2b, San Jose
Craig Benzine, rp, on waivers
Cressida, 2b, Stratford
Cupe Robinson III, sp, Los Angeles
Curio, 3b, on waivers
CyberKing, sp, on waivers
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, cf, Arkham

Dalek Prime, rp, Gallifrey
Daniel, ss, Gallifrey
Daniel Radcliffe, c, Compton
Darthvader Williamson, rp, San Jose
Dave DeBusschere, 3b, Baltimore
David Friedman, 1b, Tel Aviv
David Rose, rp, Los Angeles
David Seaman, sp, Kratovo
David Tennant, rf, Gallifrey
Daxos Blessed by the Sun, sp, Multiverse
Deacon Ernest Frye, rf, Los Angeles
Decoldest Crawford, 3b, San Jose
Deepika Padukone, sp, on waivers
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, sp, Milan
Democritus, rf, Vatican
Demons of the Punjab, rp, Gallifrey
Dennis Rodman, rf, Baltimore
Derek Fisher, sp, Baltimore
Derek Jeter, rp, Hollywoo
Derek Trotter, rp, Seattle
Derrick Rose, 2b, Baltimore
Destiny Guns, mr, San Jose
Diego Marín Aguilera, cf, Canaveral
Dirk Kuyt, 2b, Kratovo
Disco Janet, 1b, Los Angeles
Divine Deablo, ss, San Jose
Doge of Venice, rp, Arkham
Donkey Doug, c, Los Angeles
Donna Noble, 2b, on waivers
Douglas Hurley, rp, on waivers
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, sp, on waivers
Dr. Trent Artichoker, 1b, on waivers
Dr. Winston, sp, Vatican
Duke of Albany, c, Los Angeles
Duke of Cornwall, mr, Los Angeles

Earl of Gloucester, 1b, Stratford
Earl of Kent, c, Stratford
Ed Westwick, lf, Tel Aviv
Edgar, 3b, Stratford
Edmund Blackadder, rf, Compton
Elena Cañero-Reed, 3b, Seattle
Elgin Baylor, sp, Baltimore
Elizabeth Turner, cf, on waivers
Elka Ostrovsky, mr, Multiverse
Elle King, c, Seattle
Elliot Reid, lf, on waivers
Elon Muskrat, 2b, Hollywoo
Emmanuel Adebayor, rf, Kratovo
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, sp, Seattle
Eric the Fish, 1b, Circus
Eric the Half-Bee, lf, Circus
Erich Warsitz, sp, Canaveral
Eugene Lee Yang, cf, on waivers
Eugene Levy, ss, Tel Aviv
Eva Marie Saint, c, Sao Paulo/Vatican

Fabian, rp, Stratford
Father Ted Crilly, mr, Los Angeles
Feather the Redeemed, mr, Circus
Feste, sp, on waivers
Firesong and Sunspeaker, 3b, Baltimore
Fleabag, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Circus
Fool, rp, Stratford
Four-Eyed Igby, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Francesco Totti, cf, Compton
Félix du Temple, 1b, Canaveral

Gangsta Boo, rf, Compton
General Booty, ss, San Jose
George Mikan, cf, Tel Aviv
Georgios Karagounis, cf, Kratovo
Ghatanothoa, mr, Arkham
Ghengis Muskox, rp, San Jose
Ghisguth, ss, Circus
Gianluigi Buffon, sp, Kratovo
Ginger Baker, rp, Seattle
Gleeth, lf, Vatican/Baltimore
Godzilla King of the Monsters, 1b, Multiverse
Gog-Hoor, 2b, on waivers
Goneril, lf, Stratford
Gordon Cooper, rp, on waivers
Gottfried Leibnitz, cf, Stratford
Graham O'Brien, 1b, Gallifrey
Grand Puba, rf, Multiverse
Grandpa Joe, sp, on waivers
Grumgully the Generous, lf, Multiverse
Gtuhanai, ss, Arkham
Gurathnaka, sp, Arkham
Gus Grissom, rf, Canaveral
Gustave Whitehead, ss, Canaveral
Guy, rf, Hollywoo

H'chtelegoth, lf, Sao Paulo
Haley Sharpe, sp, on waivers
Halima Aden, rp, Milan
Hamilton Leithauser, cf, Milan
Hannah Kat Jones, cf, on waivers
Hastur, sp, Arkham
Hatem Trabelsi, sp, Gallifrey
Hector, rf, on waivers
Henrietta Platchkey, rp, Hollywoo
Henrik Lundqvist, sp, on waivers
Henry Fondle, sp, Hollywoo
Heraclitus, sp, Sao Paulo
Herb Kazzaz, 3b, Hollywoo
Hiram Maxim, sp, Canaveral
Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzarelli-McQuack, ss, Hollywoo/on waivers
Horace Grant, c, Milan
Hudson Taylor, ss, Cyberspace
Hugo Junkers, lf, Canaveral
Hwin, c, Paddington
Hziulquoigmnzhah, rp, Arkham

IV Seacat, c, San Jose
Immanuel Kant, rp, Arkham
Inara George, c, Arkham
Inspector Flying Fox, cf, Vatican
Inspector Leopard, cf, Circus
Inta Mulch, ss, San Jose
Istasha, ss, Arkham
Ivanka Trump, lf, Tel Aviv

J. D. Salinger, 3b, Tel Aviv
Ja Rule, 3b, Vatican
Jack Spratt, lf, Paddington
Jake Jortles, cf, Los Angeles
James Charles Dickinson, cf, Cyberspace
James Worthy, sp, on waivers
Janai'ngo, 1b, on waivers
Jane Banks, cf, Paddington
Jared Kushner, sp, Tel Aviv
Jason Starkey, 1b, Seattle
Jay Maynard, cf, Cyberspace
Jay-Z, sp, Compton
Jaz-O, sp, Hollywoo
Jeff Baxter, rp, Canaveral
Jennifer Connelly, sp, Sao Paulo
Jennifer O'Neill, 2b, Milan
Jenny Flint, rp, Gallifrey
Jenny Queen, 1b, on waivers
Jens Jeremies, c, Kratovo
Jerusalem Monday, rf, Tel Aviv
Jessa Johansson, rp, Baltimore
Jill Pole, ss, Paddington
Jim Morrison, ss, Circus
Jimmy Doolittle, sp, Hollywoo
Jizyah Shorts, sp, San Jose
Jocelyn Schitt, rp, Los Angeles
Jochebed, 3b, Tel Aviv
Jodie Whittaker, rp, Gallifrey
Joe L'Official, 3b, on waivers
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, ss, Circus
John Cougar Mellencamp, sp, Seattle
John Entwistle, 2b, Gallifrey
John Glenn, cf, Canaveral
John Noble, ss, Baltimore
John Paxson, rp, Baltimore
Johnny Rose, sp, Los Angeles
Jonathan Anomaly, 3b, San Jose
Jonathan Howard, 3b, Sao Paulo
Joseph James Rogan, mr, Cyberspace
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, 3b, on waivers
Josie Canseco, c, Milan
Juan de la Cierva, c, Canaveral
Judah Bauer, 3b, Seattle
Judge Gen, lf, Los Angeles
Juk-Shabb, cf, Arkham
Julian Lennon, rp, Seattle
June Allyson, ss, Sao Paulo
Justin Rice, 1b, Seattle
Juvenile, rf, Circus
Jérôme Jarre, rp, Cyberspace
Jügderdemidiin Gürragchaa, 3b, Canaveral

K-9, mr, Vatican
Kabuso, sp, Stratford
Kagisho Evidence Dikgacoi, 2b, Los Angeles
Kanye West, sp, Compton
Karen Duffy, rp, Milan
Karen Pillet, rp, Milan
Kasey Keller, rp, Kratovo
Katie Otto, 1b, on waivers
Keith Flint, c, Seattle
Keith Moon, cf, Seattle
Kelsey Merritt, sp, Milan
Kemba Walker, sp, Tel Aviv
Kim Riekenberg, ss, Milan
King Princess, rp, Seattle
Kobe Bryant, sp, Baltimore
Korvold Fae-Cursed King, sp, Multiverse
Kristen Schaal, sp, Sao Paulo
Kyle Craven, ss, Cyberspace
Kyle MacDonald, lf, Cyberspace

Laika, rp, Canaveral
Lamar Odom, ss, Baltimore
Larry Gopnik, lf, Tel Aviv
Lauren Harris, c, on waivers
Leon Uris, 2b, Tel Aviv
Levi, cf, Paddington
Leviticus Payne, cf, San Jose
Lew Alcindor, rp, Baltimore
Lil Dicky, 2b, Compton
Lil Romeo, cf, Vatican
Lil Wayne, 2b, Compton
Lionel Messi, cf, Kratovo
Livonya Silone, sp, Multiverse
Liya Kebede, 1b, Milan
Lizzo, sp, Seattle
Lloyd Ahlquist, c, Cyberspace
Lord Jamar, rp, Tel Aviv
Lord of Unreality, sp, Arkham
Lou Reed, rp, Tel Aviv
Lovisa Coldeyes, 1b, Multiverse
Lucy Pevensie, sp, Paddington
Ludacris, mr, Compton
Ludwig Wittgenstein, c, Vatican
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, rp, Milan
Luka Modric, ss, Kratovo
Lukasz Marek Fabianski, sp, Kratovo
Lyndsey Scott, 3b, Milan

MC Frontalot, lf, Cyberspace
MC Hawking, rp, Compton
MCA, rp, Compton
Madame Vastra, sp, Gallifrey
Magic Johnson, cf, Baltimore
Malvolio, c, Stratford
Malygos, mr, Circus
Mappo no Ryujin, lf, Arkham
Marco Materazzi, rp, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, rp, Kratovo
Marcus Johns, 3b, Sao Paulo
Mark Shuttleworth, 2b, Canaveral
Marnie Michaels, cf, Baltimore/on waivers
Marshmello, rp, Milan
Martha Jones, sp, Gallifrey
Mary Magdalene, 1b, Tel Aviv/Compton
Mary Poppins, rp, Paddington
Mason Cook, c, Multiverse
Matt Costa, 3b, on waivers
Matt Groening, ss, on waivers
Matthew Ward, cf, on waivers
Max Carver, ss, Sao Paulo
Meaghan Waller, 3b, Los Angeles
Melody Pond, ss, Gallifrey
Meredith Mickelson, ss, Milan
Merieke Ri Berit, 2b, Cyberspace
Michael Ballack, ss, Kratovo
Michael Banks, rp, Paddington
Michael Bay, rp, Tel Aviv
Michael Cooper, c, Baltimore
Michael Jordan, cf, Baltimore
Michael Kojo Essien, rf, Kratovo
Michael Trucco, ss, Sao Paulo
Michelangelo, rp, Vatican/Circus
Michelle Khare, 2b, Cyberspace
Mike D, mr, Compton
Mike Teavee, sp, Paddington
Mikhail Varshavski, lf, on waivers
Milan Baros, 3b, Kratovo
Mile Sterjovski, 3b, Paddington
Milo Greene, ss, Seattle
Mindy Buenaventura, sp, on waivers
Miraculous Powers, sp, San Jose
Miroslaw Hermaszewski, sp, Canaveral
Missy Elliott, ss, Baltimore
Missy Peregrym, ss, Sao Paulo
Moe Szyslak, ss, Sao Paulo
Moira Rose, c, Los Angeles
Molly Burke, sp, Cyberspace
Montero Lamar Hill, mr, Cyberspace
Morgan Bullock, sp, Los Angeles
Mormo, 1b, Arkham
Mos Def, 3b, Compton
Mother Goose, ss, Vatican/Hollywoo
Mr. Banks, lf, San Jose
Mr. Bean, sp, on waivers
Mr. Beaver, lf, Sao Paulo
Mr. Bucket, 2b, Paddington
Mrs. Bucket, rf, on waivers
Mrs. Conclusion, rf, Arkham
Mychal Thompson, lf, Baltimore
Myojin of Cleansing Fire, sp, Multiverse
Myojin of Infinite Rage, rf, Multiverse
Myojin of Life's Web, cf, Multiverse
Myojin of Seeing Winds, sp, Multiverse
Mystikal, 2b, Tel Aviv

Nadia Vulvokov, sp, Tel Aviv/Stratford
Neal McBeal the Navy Seal, rp, Hollywoo
Ned Flanders, 2b, Sao Paulo
Nell Quickly, lf, Vatican
Neltharion, rp, Stratford
Nikabrik, ss, Paddington
Nikkie De Jager, sp, Cyberspace
Noah Levenstein, rp, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, rp, Vatican
Nora Lum, ss, Los Angeles
Norm Nixon, sp, Baltimore

Ob'mbu, c, Arkham
Odric Lunarch Marshal, cf, on waivers
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, rp, Compton
Olivia, ss, Canaveral
Oluchi Onweagba, cf, Milan
Oozi Cats, rp, on waivers
Oswald, lf, Stratford
Othuyeg, ss, Arkham
Otto Zilberschlag, cf, on waivers

Panther, 1b, Paddington
Patrick Vieira, sp, on waivers
Paula Abdul, c, Compton
Pavel Datsyuk, rp, Canaveral
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, lf, on waivers
Pete Buttigieg, sp, Sao Paulo
Peter Capaldi, sp, Gallifrey
Peter Crouch, 1b, Kratovo
Peter Morley-Souter, rp, Sao Paulo
Peter Osaze Odemwingie, c, Kratovo
Peter Pevensie, 3b, Vatican
Peter Shukoff, sp, Cyberspace
Peter the Goatherd, rf, on waivers
Petr Cech, rp, Kratovo
Pháº¡m TuÃ¢n, rp, Canaveral
Pillboi, c, Los Angeles
Pinky Penguin, lf, Hollywoo/on waivers
Piper Laurie, 2b, Seattle
Pippa Black, 1b, Sao Paulo
Pippa Duchess of Dice, sp, Multiverse
Polly Plummer, sp, Paddington
Prince Ali, rp, Compton/Tel Aviv
Prince Caspian, rf, Paddington
Prince Kudakwashe Musarurwa, c, Seattle
Prince Rogers Nelson, 1b, Seattle
Princess Lucrezia, rp, on waivers
Pusha T, rp, Compton
Pussy, c, Paddington

Quachil Uttaus, mr, Arkham
Quackers McQuack, 1b, Hollywoo

Raandaii-B'nk, 2b, Arkham
Rafael Marquez Alvarez, rp, Kratovo
Raphael Bob-Waksberg, rp, Vatican
Ray Park, ss, Stratford
Regan, rf, Stratford
Reverend Dongo Pewee, lf, San Jose
Reverend Geraldine Granger, rf, Multiverse
Rhonda Mumps, sp, Los Angeles
Rianne van Rompaey, lf, Milan
Ricardo Alberto Silveira de Carvalho, sp, Kratovo
Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, lf, Gallifrey
Richard Hendricks, rp, Compton
Richie Guerin, lf, on waivers
Rick Fox, 3b, Baltimore
Ritchie Osbourne, 2b, Circus
Riven Turnbull, c, Multiverse
Rlim Shaikorth, ss, Arkham
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, rp, Multiverse
Robert Behnken, lf, on waivers
Robert Lawrence Stine, sp, Stratford/Tel Aviv
Robert Maschio, 2b, Sao Paulo
Robespierre Bolivar, rp, San Jose
Robin Holtzken, 3b, Baltimore
Roboform, rf, Gallifrey
Rod Rosenstein, rp, Tel Aviv
Roger Daltrey, sp, on waivers
Roland Garros, cf, on waivers
Roland Schitt, rp, Los Angeles
Ron Funches, rp, Circus
Rosanne Cash, rf, Seattle
Rufus Wainwright, c, on waivers
Ryan Kaji, rf, Cyberspace
Ryan Sinclair, 3b, Gallifrey

Safiya Nygaard, sp, Cyberspace
Sally Ride, mr, Canaveral
Sam Fox, cf, Sao Paulo
Samir Handanovic, sp, Kratovo
Samuel Eto'o, lf, Kratovo
Sara Bareilles, ss, Seattle
Sarah Jane Smith, cf, Tel Aviv
Sarah McDaniel, mr, Milan
Scarlet Pakistan, rp, Los Angeles
Scottie Pippen, mr, Stratford
Sebastian Cesario, 1b, Stratford
Sebastian St. Clair, ss, on waivers
Selma Blair, rp, Sao Paulo
Sex Gas, ss, on waivers
Sextina Aquafina, 2b, Hollywoo
Shaquille O'Neal, sp, Baltimore
Sharc Jacobs, rp, Hollywoo
Sharon Morris, ss, Compton
Shasta, sp, Paddington
Shyne, ss, Compton
Sigmund JÃ¤hn, lf, Canaveral
Simon Burke, ss, Milan
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, rp, Stratford
Sir Toby Belch, sp, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, rp, San Jose
Snookie Catholique, cf, San Jose
Socrates, sp, Vatican
Sohla El-Waylly, rp, Cyberspace
Sonny, cf, Hollywoo
Sophie, c, Paddington
Sovereign Valentine, rf, San Jose
Squirrel, cf, Paddington
Sram Senior Edificer, mr, Multiverse
St. Alexander I, sp, Vatican
St. Anacletus, sp, on waivers
St. Anicetus, ss, Vatican
St. Callixtus I, rp, Vatican
St. Clement I, rp, Gallifrey
St. Eleutherius, lf, Los Angeles
St. Evaristus, cf, Vatican
St. Hyginus, rf, Vatican
St. Linus, rp, Vatican
St. Peter, 2b, Vatican
St. Sixtus I, cf, Vatican
St. Soter, 1b, Vatican
St. Telesphorus, 1b, Vatican
St. Thomas Aquinas, sp, Vatican
St. Victor I, rp, on waivers
St. Zephyrinus, cf, Vatican
Stephen Miller, sp, Tel Aviv
Stet Draconic Proofreader, lf, on waivers
Steve Mannheim, cf, Hollywoo
Steve Mnuchin, 3b, Tel Aviv
Steven Moffat, cf, Gallifrey/Sao Paulo
Steven Universe, ss, Multiverse
Stevie Budd, rp, Los Angeles
Sthanee, rp, Arkham
Stingray Liotta, 1b, Hollywoo
Strax, 1b, Gallifrey
Sue Miller, cf, Milan
Susan Pevensie, mr, Paddington
Sy Ableman, c, Gallifrey/Sao Paulo
Syr Cadian Night Owl, ss, Multiverse

Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, c, San Jose
Tennessee Thomas, 3b, on waivers
The BFG, rf, Paddington
The Lady of the Mountain, 2b, Multiverse
The Master, 2b, Gallifrey
The Ood, sp, Gallifrey
The Professor, rf, Hollywoo
Thog, 1b, Arkham
Tichondrius, rf, on waivers
Tiger Lily, 2b, Paddington
Toni Cornell, 3b, Stratford
Toni KukoÄ, 2b, Baltimore
Traian Vuia, 3b, Canaveral
Trent, rf, on waivers
Treveen Stewart, c, Milan
Trick Daddy, mr, Compton
Troilus, sp, Stratford
Trufflehunter, sp, Sao Paulo
Trumpkin, rp, Multiverse
Tullus Aufidius, rp, Circus
Tumnus, ss, Sao Paulo/Gallifrey
Tymaret Chosen from Death, 2b, Multiverse

Vanilla Beane, sp, San Jose
Veruca Salt, 2b, Los Angeles
Viola, ss, Stratford
Violet Beauregarde, rf, Paddington
Volgna-Gath, ss, Arkham
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, rp, Kratovo

Wayne Rooney, ss, Kratovo
Weeping Angel, sp, Tel Aviv
William Atherton, rf, Sao Paulo
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, mr, Hollywoo
Wubbo Ockels, lf, Canaveral

Xzibit, ss, Compton

Y'golonac, 1b, Arkham
Yang Liwei, ss, Canaveral
Yasmin Khan, cf, Gallifrey
Yegg-Ha, sp, Arkham
Yuri Gagarin, 2b, Canaveral

Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, ss, Cyberspace
Zak Starkey, lf, Seattle
Zdenek Grygera, rp, on waivers
Zebulon Vermillion, ss, San Jose
Zilortha Strength Incarnate, rp, on waivers
Zlatan IbrahimoviÄ‡, lf, Kratovo
Zygon, c, Gallifrey

By position

Catchers

Angelica Buenaventura, Hollywoo
Azmodan, on waivers
Beanie Sigel, Seattle
Beatrice Horseman, Hollywoo
Bill Cartwright, Baltimore
Christian Rogelio Benítez Betancourt, Kratovo
Christopher Stuckmann, Cyberspace
Colin "Bomber" Harris, Circus
Daniel Radcliffe, Compton
Donkey Doug, Los Angeles
Duke of Albany, Los Angeles
Earl of Kent, Stratford
Elle King, Seattle
Eva Marie Saint, Sao Paulo/Vatican
Horace Grant, Milan
Hwin, Paddington
IV Seacat, San Jose
Inara George, Arkham
Jens Jeremies, Kratovo
Josie Canseco, Milan
Juan de la Cierva, Canaveral
Keith Flint, Seattle
Lauren Harris, on waivers
Lloyd Ahlquist, Cyberspace
Ludwig Wittgenstein, Vatican
Malvolio, Stratford
Mason Cook, Multiverse
Michael Cooper, Baltimore
Moira Rose, Los Angeles
Ob'mbu, Arkham
Paula Abdul, Compton
Peter Osaze Odemwingie, Kratovo
Pillboi, Los Angeles
Prince Kudakwashe Musarurwa, Seattle
Pussy, Paddington
Riven Turnbull, Multiverse
Rufus Wainwright, on waivers
Sophie, Paddington
Sy Ableman, Gallifrey/Sao Paulo
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, San Jose
Treveen Stewart, Milan
Zygon, Gallifrey

First Basemen

Cindy Crawfish, Hollywoo
David Friedman, Tel Aviv
Disco Janet, Los Angeles
Dr. Trent Artichoker, on waivers
Earl of Gloucester, Stratford
Eric the Fish, Circus
Félix du Temple, Canaveral
Godzilla King of the Monsters, Multiverse
Graham O'Brien, Gallifrey
Janai'ngo, on waivers
Jason Starkey, Seattle
Jenny Queen, on waivers
Justin Rice, Seattle
Katie Otto, on waivers
Liya Kebede, Milan
Lovisa Coldeyes, Multiverse
Mary Magdalene, Tel Aviv/Compton
Mormo, Arkham
Panther, Paddington
Peter Crouch, Kratovo
Pippa Black, Sao Paulo
Prince Rogers Nelson, Seattle
Quackers McQuack, Hollywoo
Sebastian Cesario, Stratford
St. Soter, Vatican
St. Telesphorus, Vatican
Stingray Liotta, Hollywoo
Strax, Gallifrey
Thog, Arkham
Y'golonac, Arkham

Second Basemen

Abe D'Catfish, Hollywoo
Agrus Kos, Baltimore
Andromeda Dunker, San Jose
Anousheh Ansari, Canaveral
Ashley Garcia, Vatican
Bruce Springsteen, Gallifrey
Confucius, Circus
Cordelia, Stratford
Crackerjack Sugarman, San Jose
Cressida, Stratford
Derrick Rose, Baltimore
Dirk Kuyt, Kratovo
Donna Noble, on waivers
Elon Muskrat, Hollywoo
Gog-Hoor, on waivers
Jennifer O'Neill, Milan
John Entwistle, Gallifrey
Kagisho Evidence Dikgacoi, Los Angeles
Leon Uris, Tel Aviv
Lil Dicky, Compton
Lil Wayne, Compton
Mark Shuttleworth, Canaveral
Merieke Ri Berit, Cyberspace
Michelle Khare, Cyberspace
Mr. Bucket, Paddington
Mystikal, Tel Aviv
Ned Flanders, Sao Paulo
Piper Laurie, Seattle
Raandaii-B'nk, Arkham
Ritchie Osbourne, Circus
Robert Maschio, Sao Paulo
Sextina Aquafina, Hollywoo
St. Peter, Vatican
The Lady of the Mountain, Multiverse
The Master, Gallifrey
Tiger Lily, Paddington
Toni KukoÄ, Baltimore
Tymaret Chosen from Death, Multiverse
Veruca Salt, Los Angeles
Yuri Gagarin, Canaveral

Third Basemen

Aruna Dindane, Compton
Augustus Gloop, Paddington
Awkwafina, Compton
Baby Yoda, Cyberspace
Chip Driver, on waivers
Clara Oswald, Gallifrey
Curio, on waivers
Dave DeBusschere, Baltimore
Decoldest Crawford, San Jose
Edgar, Stratford
Elena Cañero-Reed, Seattle
Firesong and Sunspeaker, Baltimore
Herb Kazzaz, Hollywoo
J. D. Salinger, Tel Aviv
Ja Rule, Vatican
Jochebed, Tel Aviv
Joe L'Official, on waivers
Jonathan Anomaly, San Jose
Jonathan Howard, Sao Paulo
Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, on waivers
Judah Bauer, Seattle
Jügderdemidiin Gürragchaa, Canaveral
Lyndsey Scott, Milan
Marcus Johns, Sao Paulo
Matt Costa, on waivers
Meaghan Waller, Los Angeles
Milan Baros, Kratovo
Mile Sterjovski, Paddington
Mos Def, Compton
Peter Pevensie, Vatican
Rick Fox, Baltimore
Robin Holtzken, Baltimore
Ryan Sinclair, Gallifrey
Steve Mnuchin, Tel Aviv
Tennessee Thomas, on waivers
Toni Cornell, Stratford
Traian Vuia, Canaveral

Shortstops

Alex Burriss, Cyberspace
Andi Muise, Milan
Ashley Eckstein, Los Angeles/on waivers
B.G., Circus
Bad Janet, Los Angeles
Bridgit Mendler, Sao Paulo/Tel Aviv
Cassadee Pope, Multiverse
Charles Dickens, on waivers
Daniel, Gallifrey
Divine Deablo, San Jose
Eugene Levy, Tel Aviv
General Booty, San Jose
Ghisguth, Circus
Gtuhanai, Arkham
Gustave Whitehead, Canaveral
Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzarelli-McQuack, Hollywoo/on waivers
Hudson Taylor, Cyberspace
Inta Mulch, San Jose
Istasha, Arkham
Jill Pole, Paddington
Jim Morrison, Circus
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, Circus
John Noble, Baltimore
June Allyson, Sao Paulo
Kim Riekenberg, Milan
Kyle Craven, Cyberspace
Lamar Odom, Baltimore
Luka Modric, Kratovo
Matt Groening, on waivers
Max Carver, Sao Paulo
Melody Pond, Gallifrey
Meredith Mickelson, Milan
Michael Ballack, Kratovo
Michael Trucco, Sao Paulo
Milo Greene, Seattle
Missy Elliott, Baltimore
Missy Peregrym, Sao Paulo
Moe Szyslak, Sao Paulo
Mother Goose, Vatican/Hollywoo
Nikabrik, Paddington
Nora Lum, Los Angeles
Olivia, Canaveral
Othuyeg, Arkham
Ray Park, Stratford
Rlim Shaikorth, Arkham
Sara Bareilles, Seattle
Sebastian St. Clair, on waivers
Sex Gas, on waivers
Sharon Morris, Compton
Shyne, Compton
Simon Burke, Milan
St. Anicetus, Vatican
Steven Universe, Multiverse
Syr Cadian Night Owl, Multiverse
Tumnus, Sao Paulo/Gallifrey
Viola, Stratford
Volgna-Gath, Arkham
Wayne Rooney, Kratovo
Xzibit, Compton
Yang Liwei, Canaveral
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, Cyberspace
Zebulon Vermillion, San Jose

Left Fielders

Amy Pond, Compton/Hollywoo
Andromache, Stratford
Aravis, Paddington
Benny the Bull, Baltimore
Bill Potts, Gallifrey
Black Thought, Hollywoo/on waivers
Ed Westwick, Tel Aviv
Elliot Reid, on waivers
Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
Gleeth, Vatican/Baltimore
Goneril, Stratford
Grumgully the Generous, Multiverse
H'chtelegoth, Sao Paulo
Hugo Junkers, Canaveral
Ivanka Trump, Tel Aviv
Jack Spratt, Paddington
Judge Gen, Los Angeles
Kyle MacDonald, Cyberspace
Larry Gopnik, Tel Aviv
MC Frontalot, Cyberspace
Mappo no Ryujin, Arkham
Mikhail Varshavski, on waivers
Mr. Banks, San Jose
Mr. Beaver, Sao Paulo
Mychal Thompson, Baltimore
Nell Quickly, Vatican
Oswald, Stratford
Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, on waivers
Pinky Penguin, Hollywoo/on waivers
Reverend Dongo Pewee, San Jose
Rianne van Rompaey, Milan
Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, Gallifrey
Richie Guerin, on waivers
Robert Behnken, on waivers
Samuel Eto'o, Kratovo
Sigmund JÃ¤hn, Canaveral
St. Eleutherius, Los Angeles
Stet Draconic Proofreader, on waivers
Wubbo Ockels, Canaveral
Zak Starkey, Seattle
Zlatan IbrahimoviÄ‡, Kratovo

Center Fielders

Adam Martinez, Cyberspace
Alexander Clamilton, Multiverse
Atilla Freska, San Jose
Billie-Jo Skeleton, Sao Paulo
Cara Taylor, Compton
Christian Rudder, Seattle
Chuck Connors, Sao Paulo
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, Arkham
Diego Marín Aguilera, Canaveral
Elizabeth Turner, on waivers
Eugene Lee Yang, on waivers
Francesco Totti, Compton
George Mikan, Tel Aviv
Georgios Karagounis, Kratovo
Gottfried Leibnitz, Stratford
Hamilton Leithauser, Milan
Hannah Kat Jones, on waivers
Inspector Flying Fox, Vatican
Inspector Leopard, Circus
Jake Jortles, Los Angeles
James Charles Dickinson, Cyberspace
Jane Banks, Paddington
Jay Maynard, Cyberspace
John Glenn, Canaveral
Juk-Shabb, Arkham
Keith Moon, Seattle
Levi, Paddington
Leviticus Payne, San Jose
Lil Romeo, Vatican
Lionel Messi, Kratovo
Magic Johnson, Baltimore
Marnie Michaels, Baltimore/on waivers
Matthew Ward, on waivers
Michael Jordan, Baltimore
Myojin of Life's Web, Multiverse
Odric Lunarch Marshal, on waivers
Oluchi Onweagba, Milan
Otto Zilberschlag, on waivers
Roland Garros, on waivers
Sam Fox, Sao Paulo
Sarah Jane Smith, Tel Aviv
Snookie Catholique, San Jose
Sonny, Hollywoo
Squirrel, Paddington
St. Evaristus, Vatican
St. Sixtus I, Vatican
St. Zephyrinus, Vatican
Steve Mannheim, Hollywoo
Steven Moffat, Gallifrey/Sao Paulo
Sue Miller, Milan
Yasmin Khan, Gallifrey

Right Fielders

2 Chainz, Compton
Angus, Stratford
Barron Cashdollar, San Jose
Camille Kostek, Milan
Corbin C. Creamerman, Hollywoo
David Tennant, Gallifrey
Deacon Ernest Frye, Los Angeles
Democritus, Vatican
Dennis Rodman, Baltimore
Edmund Blackadder, Compton
Emmanuel Adebayor, Kratovo
Gangsta Boo, Compton
Grand Puba, Multiverse
Gus Grissom, Canaveral
Guy, Hollywoo
Hector, on waivers
Jerusalem Monday, Tel Aviv
Juvenile, Circus
Michael Kojo Essien, Kratovo
Mrs. Bucket, on waivers
Mrs. Conclusion, Arkham
Myojin of Infinite Rage, Multiverse
Peter the Goatherd, on waivers
Prince Caspian, Paddington
Regan, Stratford
Reverend Geraldine Granger, Multiverse
Roboform, Gallifrey
Rosanne Cash, Seattle
Ryan Kaji, Cyberspace
Sovereign Valentine, San Jose
St. Hyginus, Vatican
The BFG, Paddington
The Professor, Hollywoo
Tichondrius, on waivers
Trent, on waivers
Violet Beauregarde, Paddington
William Atherton, Sao Paulo

Starting Pitchers

Ad-Rock, Compton
Adam Silver, Tel Aviv
Adonis Exposé, San Jose
Alexis Rose, Los Angeles
András Arató, Cyberspace
Anne de Paula, Milan
Annie Easton, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo
Ashildr, Vatican
Aubrey Graham, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Billie Eilish, Seattle
Bread Poot, Hollywoo
Candy Button Disco, Stratford
Cathy Guisewite, Sao Paulo/Gallifrey
Charlie Bucket, Paddington
Charol Shakeshaft, on waivers
Cupe Robinson III, Los Angeles
CyberKing, on waivers
David Seaman, Kratovo
Daxos Blessed by the Sun, Multiverse
Deepika Padukone, on waivers
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, Milan
Derek Fisher, Baltimore
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, on waivers
Dr. Winston, Vatican
Elgin Baylor, Baltimore
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, Seattle
Erich Warsitz, Canaveral
Feste, on waivers
Fleabag, Los Angeles/on waivers
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Circus
Four-Eyed Igby, Los Angeles/on waivers
Gianluigi Buffon, Kratovo
Grandpa Joe, on waivers
Gurathnaka, Arkham
Haley Sharpe, on waivers
Hastur, Arkham
Hatem Trabelsi, Gallifrey
Henrik Lundqvist, on waivers
Henry Fondle, Hollywoo
Heraclitus, Sao Paulo
Hiram Maxim, Canaveral
James Worthy, on waivers
Jared Kushner, Tel Aviv
Jay-Z, Compton
Jaz-O, Hollywoo
Jennifer Connelly, Sao Paulo
Jimmy Doolittle, Hollywoo
Jizyah Shorts, San Jose
John Cougar Mellencamp, Seattle
Johnny Rose, Los Angeles
Kabuso, Stratford
Kanye West, Compton
Kelsey Merritt, Milan
Kemba Walker, Tel Aviv
Kobe Bryant, Baltimore
Korvold Fae-Cursed King, Multiverse
Kristen Schaal, Sao Paulo
Livonya Silone, Multiverse
Lizzo, Seattle
Lord of Unreality, Arkham
Lucy Pevensie, Paddington
Lukasz Marek Fabianski, Kratovo
Madame Vastra, Gallifrey
Martha Jones, Gallifrey
Mike Teavee, Paddington
Mindy Buenaventura, on waivers
Miraculous Powers, San Jose
Miroslaw Hermaszewski, Canaveral
Molly Burke, Cyberspace
Morgan Bullock, Los Angeles
Mr. Bean, on waivers
Myojin of Cleansing Fire, Multiverse
Myojin of Seeing Winds, Multiverse
Nadia Vulvokov, Tel Aviv/Stratford
Nikkie De Jager, Cyberspace
Norm Nixon, Baltimore
Patrick Vieira, on waivers
Pete Buttigieg, Sao Paulo
Peter Capaldi, Gallifrey
Peter Shukoff, Cyberspace
Pippa Duchess of Dice, Multiverse
Polly Plummer, Paddington
Rhonda Mumps, Los Angeles
Ricardo Alberto Silveira de Carvalho, Kratovo
Robert Lawrence Stine, Stratford/Tel Aviv
Roger Daltrey, on waivers
Safiya Nygaard, Cyberspace
Samir Handanovic, Kratovo
Shaquille O'Neal, Baltimore
Shasta, Paddington
Sir Toby Belch, Stratford
Socrates, Vatican
St. Alexander I, Vatican
St. Anacletus, on waivers
St. Thomas Aquinas, Vatican
Stephen Miller, Tel Aviv
The Ood, Gallifrey
Troilus, Stratford
Trufflehunter, Sao Paulo
Vanilla Beane, San Jose
Weeping Angel, Tel Aviv
Yegg-Ha, Arkham

Middle Relievers

Alan Shepard, Canaveral
Alizée Gaillard, Milan
Anax Hardened in the Forge, Multiverse
Andre Antonius Maria Ooijer, Kratovo
Andrew Rea, Cyberspace
Ben Best, Seattle
Boats Botes, San Jose
Bree, Paddington
Carlos Santana, Seattle
Destiny Guns, San Jose
Duke of Cornwall, Los Angeles
Elka Ostrovsky, Multiverse
Father Ted Crilly, Los Angeles
Feather the Redeemed, Circus
Ghatanothoa, Arkham
Joseph James Rogan, Cyberspace
K-9, Vatican
Ludacris, Compton
Malygos, Circus
Mike D, Compton
Montero Lamar Hill, Cyberspace
Quachil Uttaus, Arkham
Sally Ride, Canaveral
Sarah McDaniel, Milan
Scottie Pippen, Stratford
Sram Senior Edificer, Multiverse
Susan Pevensie, Paddington
Trick Daddy, Compton
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, Hollywoo

Relief Pitchers

'Ymnar, Arkham
Acornelia Fashionable Filcher, Multiverse
Adolphe Pegoud, Canaveral
Adut Akech, Milan
Adwoa Aboah, Milan
Amy Smart, Arkham
Arthur Gopnik, Tel Aviv
BJ Armstrong, Baltimore
Bardolph, Stratford
Bart Simpson, Sao Paulo
Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, Hollywoo
Charli D'Amelio, Cyberspace
Charlotte Moore, Hollywoo
Chase Hudson, on waivers
Chris Hadfield, Canaveral
Christina Aguilera, Seattle
Connor Franta, Cyberspace
Craig Benzine, on waivers
Dalek Prime, Gallifrey
Darthvader Williamson, San Jose
David Rose, Los Angeles
Demons of the Punjab, Gallifrey
Derek Jeter, Hollywoo
Derek Trotter, Seattle
Doge of Venice, Arkham
Douglas Hurley, on waivers
Fabian, Stratford
Fool, Stratford
Ghengis Muskox, San Jose
Ginger Baker, Seattle
Gordon Cooper, on waivers
Halima Aden, Milan
Henrietta Platchkey, Hollywoo
Hziulquoigmnzhah, Arkham
Immanuel Kant, Arkham
Jeff Baxter, Canaveral
Jenny Flint, Gallifrey
Jessa Johansson, Baltimore
Jocelyn Schitt, Los Angeles
Jodie Whittaker, Gallifrey
John Paxson, Baltimore
Julian Lennon, Seattle
Jérôme Jarre, Cyberspace
Karen Duffy, Milan
Karen Pillet, Milan
Kasey Keller, Kratovo
King Princess, Seattle
Laika, Canaveral
Lew Alcindor, Baltimore
Lord Jamar, Tel Aviv
Lou Reed, Tel Aviv
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, Milan
MC Hawking, Compton
MCA, Compton
Marco Materazzi, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, Kratovo
Marshmello, Milan
Mary Poppins, Paddington
Michael Banks, Paddington
Michael Bay, Tel Aviv
Michelangelo, Vatican/Circus
Neal McBeal the Navy Seal, Hollywoo
Neltharion, Stratford
Noah Levenstein, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, Vatican
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, Compton
Oozi Cats, on waivers
Pavel Datsyuk, Canaveral
Peter Morley-Souter, Sao Paulo
Petr Cech, Kratovo
Pháº¡m TuÃ¢n, Canaveral
Prince Ali, Compton/Tel Aviv
Princess Lucrezia, on waivers
Pusha T, Compton
Rafael Marquez Alvarez, Kratovo
Raphael Bob-Waksberg, Vatican
Richard Hendricks, Compton
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, Multiverse
Robespierre Bolivar, San Jose
Rod Rosenstein, Tel Aviv
Roland Schitt, Los Angeles
Ron Funches, Circus
Scarlet Pakistan, Los Angeles
Selma Blair, Sao Paulo
Sharc Jacobs, Hollywoo
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, San Jose
Sohla El-Waylly, Cyberspace
St. Callixtus I, Vatican
St. Clement I, Gallifrey
St. Linus, Vatican
St. Victor I, on waivers
Stevie Budd, Los Angeles
Sthanee, Arkham
Trumpkin, Multiverse
Tullus Aufidius, Circus
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, Kratovo
Zdenek Grygera, on waivers
Zilortha Strength Incarnate, on waivers