Roster for circus:

Catchers:

Infielders:

7373 Eric the Fish, 33, 1b (540 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 6.0 ORAP/40)
7996 Confucius, 28, 2b (270 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
8286 Ritchie Osbourne, 22, 2b
8081 Ja Rule, 27, 3b (583 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 15.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
7256 Jim Morrison, 33, ss (645 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 7.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
7890 Ghisguth, 27, ss (249 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
8224 Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, 23, ss (172 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -4.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
8466 B.G., 22, ss (119 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

7490 Eric the Half-Bee, 32, lf (423 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40)
8457 Democritus, 23, lf (191 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
7873 Inspector Flying Fox, 28, cf (593 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 9.7 ORAP/40)
7815 Inspector Leopard, 29, cf (189 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40)
7707 Mrs. Conclusion, 28, rf (578 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40)
7727 Juvenile, 29, rf (325 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 34, sp (1691 IP, 9.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 26, sp (1150 IP, 16.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
7660 Dr. Winston, 30, sp (1081 IP, 9.7 PRAA/100 IP)
7957 Heraclitus, 24, sp (356 IP, -2.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8343 Socrates, 23, sp (272 IP, 6.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

7695 Malygos, 30, mr (622 IP, 3.9 PRAA/100 IP)
8083 Feather the Redeemed, 27, mr (401 IP, 2.2 PRAA/100 IP)
7966 Michelangelo, 27, rp (314 IP, 8.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
7753 Ron Funches, 30, rp (313 IP, 14.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8061 Immanuel Kant, 24, rp (204 IP, -0.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8014 Tullus Aufidius, 25, rp (86 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)