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'Ymnar, rp, Arkham
2 Chainz, rf, Compton

Abe D'Catfish, 2b, Hollywoo
Acornelia Fashionable Filcher, rp, Multiverse
Ad-Rock, sp, Compton
Adam Martinez, cf, Cyberspace
Adam Silver, sp, Tel Aviv
Adolphe Pegoud, rp, Canaveral
Adonis Exposé, rp, San Jose
Adut Akech, rp, Milan
Adwoa Aboah, rp, Milan
Agrus Kos, 2b, on waivers
Alan Shepard, mr, Canaveral
Alex Burriss, ss, Cyberspace
Alexander Clamilton, cf, Multiverse
Alexis Rose, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Alizée Gaillard, mr, Milan
Amy Pond, lf, Hollywoo
Amy Smart, rp, Arkham
Anax Hardened in the Forge, mr, Multiverse
Andi Muise, ss, Milan
Andre Antonius Maria Ooijer, mr, Kratovo
Andrew Rea, mr, Cyberspace
Andromache, lf, on waivers
Andromeda Dunker, 2b, San Jose
András Arató, sp, Cyberspace
Angelica Buenaventura, c, on waivers
Angus, rf, Stratford
Anne de Paula, sp, Milan
Annie Easton, sp, Sao Paulo
Anousheh Ansari, 2b, Los Angeles
Aravis, lf, Paddington
Ari Emanuel, 1b, Tel Aviv
Arnaldo Tamayo MÃ©ndez, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Arthur Gopnik, rp, Tel Aviv
Aruna Dindane, 3b, Compton
Ashildr, sp, Vatican
Ashley Garcia, 2b, Vatican
Atilla Freska, cf, on waivers
Attila Cosby, ss, San Jose
Augustus Gloop, 3b, Paddington
Awkwafina, 3b, Compton

B.G., ss, Circus
BJ Armstrong, rp, Baltimore
Baby Yoda, 3b, Cyberspace
Bad Janet, ss, Los Angeles
Barbara Wright, rp, Gallifrey
Bardolph, rp, Stratford
Barron Cashdollar, lf, San Jose
Bart Simpson, rp, Milan
Beanie Sigel, c, Stratford
Beatrice Horseman, c, Hollywoo/on waivers
Ben Best, mr, Sao Paulo
Benny the Bull, lf, Baltimore
Bertrand Piccard, sp, Canaveral
Bill Cartwright, c, Baltimore
Bill Potts, lf, Gallifrey
Billie Eilish, sp, Seattle
Billie-Jo Skeleton, cf, Sao Paulo
Boats Botes, mr, San Jose
Bread Poot, sp, Hollywoo
Bree, mr, Paddington
Bridgit Mendler, ss, Tel Aviv
Bruce Springsteen, 2b, Seattle
Bruvac the Grandiloquent, sp, Multiverse
Burt Macklin, sp, Los Angeles

Camille Kostek, rf, Milan
Candy Button Disco, sp, Stratford
Cara Taylor, cf, Compton
Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, rp, Hollywoo
Carlos Santana, mr, Seattle
Carolyn Goodman, 2b, Tel Aviv
Cassadee Pope, ss, Hollywoo
Cathy Guisewite, rp, Gallifrey
Centipede, ss, Paddington
Charli D'Amelio, rp, Cyberspace
Charlie Bucket, sp, Paddington
Charlotte Moore, rp, Hollywoo/on waivers
Chris Hadfield, rp, Canaveral
Christian Rogelio Benítez Betancourt, c, Kratovo/Kratovo
Christian Rudder, lf, Seattle
Christina Aguilera, rp, Seattle
Christopher Stuckmann, c, Cyberspace
Chuck Connors, cf, Sao Paulo
Cindy Crawfish, 1b, on waivers
Clara Oswald, 3b, Gallifrey
Colin "Bomber" Harris, c, Circus
Confucius, 2b, Circus
Connor Franta, rp, Cyberspace
Corbin C. Creamerman, lf, Hollywoo
Cordelia, 2b, Stratford
Crackerjack Sugarman, 2b, San Jose
Cressida, 2b, Stratford
Cupe Robinson III, sp, on waivers
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, cf, Arkham

Dalek Prime, sp, Gallifrey
Daniel, ss, Stratford
Daniel Radcliffe, c, Compton
Darthvader Williamson, rp, San Jose
Dave DeBusschere, 3b, Baltimore
David Friedman, 1b, Tel Aviv
David Rose, rp, Los Angeles
David Seaman, sp, Kratovo
David Tennant, rf, Gallifrey
Davros, 3b, Los Angeles
Daxos Blessed by the Sun, sp, Multiverse
Deacon Ernest Frye, rf, Los Angeles
Decoldest Crawford, 3b, San Jose
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, sp, Milan
Democritus, rf, Vatican
Demons of the Punjab, rp, Gallifrey
Dennis Rodman, rf, Baltimore
Derek Fisher, sp, Baltimore
Derek Jeter, rp, Hollywoo
Derek Trotter, rp, Seattle
Derrick Rose, 2b, Baltimore
Destiny Guns, mr, San Jose
Diego Marín Aguilera, cf, Canaveral
Dirk Kuyt, 2b, Kratovo
Disco Janet, 1b, Los Angeles
Divine Deablo, ss, San Jose
Dodo Chaplet, sp, Gallifrey
Doge of Venice, rp, on waivers
Donkey Doug, c, Los Angeles
Dr. Winston, sp, Circus
Duke Silver, 1b, Los Angeles
Duke of Albany, c, Los Angeles
Duke of Cornwall, mr, Los Angeles

Earl of Gloucester, 1b, Stratford
Earl of Kent, c, Stratford
Ed Westwick, 2b, on waivers
Edgar, 3b, Stratford
Edmund Blackadder, rf, Compton
Elena Cañero-Reed, 3b, Seattle
Elgin Baylor, sp, Baltimore
Elka Ostrovsky, mr, on waivers
Elle King, c, Seattle
Elon Muskrat, 2b, Hollywoo
Elvedin Dzinic, mr, Los Angeles
Emiel the Blessed, ss, Multiverse
Emily, c, Hollywoo
Emmanuel Adebayor, rf, Kratovo/Arkham
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, sp, Seattle
Eric Garcetti, sp, Tel Aviv
Eric the Fish, 1b, Circus
Eric the Half-Bee, lf, Circus
Erich Warsitz, sp, on waivers
Eugene Levy, ss, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Eva Marie Saint, c, Vatican

Fabian, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Father Ted Crilly, mr, Los Angeles/Sao Paulo
Feather the Redeemed, mr, Circus
Firesong and Sunspeaker, 3b, Baltimore
Flea Daniels, 3b, Hollywoo
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Circus
Fool, rp, Stratford
Francesco Totti, cf, Compton
Franky Zapata, rf, Canaveral
Félix du Temple, 1b, Canaveral

Gabbie Hanna, ss, Cyberspace
Gangsta Boo, rf, Compton
General Booty, ss, on waivers
George Mikan, cf, on waivers
Georgios Karagounis, cf, Kratovo
Ger Duany, 2b, Los Angeles
Ghatanothoa, mr, on waivers
Ghengis Muskox, rp, San Jose
Ghisguth, ss, Circus
Gianluigi Buffon, sp, Kratovo
Gilda Sansone, rp, Los Angeles
Ginger Baker, rp, Seattle
Gleeth, lf, Baltimore
Godzilla King of the Monsters, 1b, Multiverse
Goneril, lf, Stratford
Gottfried Leibnitz, cf, Stratford
Graham O'Brien, 1b, Gallifrey
Grand Puba, rf, Multiverse
Grumgully the Generous, lf, Multiverse
Gtuhanai, ss, Arkham
Gurathnaka, sp, Arkham
Gus Grissom, rf, Canaveral
Gustave Whitehead, ss, Canaveral
Guy, rf, Hollywoo

H'chtelegoth, lf, Sao Paulo
Halima Aden, rp, Milan
Hamilton Leithauser, cf, Milan
Hastur, sp, Arkham
Hatem Trabelsi, sp, Gallifrey
Henri Giffard, sp, Canaveral
Henrietta Platchkey, rp, on waivers
Henry Fondle, sp, Hollywoo
Heraclitus, sp, Circus
Herb Kazzaz, 3b, Hollywoo
Hiram Maxim, sp, Canaveral
Horace Grant, c, Milan
Huda Kattan, lf, Los Angeles
Hudson Taylor, ss, Cyberspace
Hugo Junkers, lf, Compton
Hwin, c, Paddington
Hziulquoigmnzhah, rp, Arkham

IV Seacat, c, San Jose
Ian Chesterton, cf, Gallifrey
Immanuel Kant, rp, Circus
Inara George, c, Arkham
Inspector Flying Fox, cf, Vatican
Inspector Leopard, cf, Circus
Inta Mulch, 2b, San Jose
Isabella Lowengrip, sp, San Jose
Istasha, ss, Arkham
Ivanka Trump, lf, Tel Aviv

J. D. Salinger, 3b, on waivers
Ja Rule, 3b, Vatican
Jack Johnson, 3b, Seattle
Jack Lew, sp, Tel Aviv
Jack Spratt, lf, Paddington
Jake Jortles, cf, Los Angeles
James Charles Dickinson, cf, Cyberspace
James Henry Trotter, 2b, Paddington
Jane Banks, cf, Paddington
Janet Snakehole, 3b, Los Angeles
Jared Kushner, sp, Tel Aviv
Jason Starkey, 1b, Seattle
Jay Maynard, cf, Cyberspace
Jay-Z, sp, Compton
Jaz-O, sp, Hollywoo
Jeff Baxter, rp, Canaveral
Jennifer Connelly, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Jennifer O'Neill, 2b, Milan
Jenny Flint, rp, Gallifrey
Jens Jeremies, c, Kratovo
Jerusalem Monday, rf, on waivers
Jessa Johansson, rp, Baltimore
Jill Pole, ss, Paddington
Jim Morrison, ss, Circus
Jimmy Doolittle, sp, Hollywoo
Jizyah Shorts, sp, San Jose
Joakim Noah, sp, Baltimore
Jocelyn Schitt, rp, Los Angeles
Jochebed, 3b, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Jodie Whittaker, sp, Gallifrey
Joey Pogo, rp, Hollywoo
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, ss, Circus
John Cougar Mellencamp, sp, Seattle
John Entwistle, 2b, Gallifrey
John Glenn, cf, Canaveral
John Noble, ss, Baltimore
John Paxson, rp, Baltimore
Johnny Karate, lf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Johnny Rose, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jonathan Anomaly, 3b, San Jose
Jonathan Howard, 3b, Sao Paulo
Jose Guerrero, sp, Hollywoo
Joseph James Rogan, mr, Cyberspace
Josie Canseco, c, Milan
Juan de la Cierva, c, Canaveral
Judah Bauer, 3b, Seattle
Judge Gen, lf, Los Angeles
Judy Hitler, 2b, on waivers
Juicy J, lf, Compton
Juk-Shabb, cf, Arkham
Julian Lennon, rp, Seattle
Julio Cesar Soares de Espindola, mr, Kratovo
June Allyson, ss, Sao Paulo
Justin Rice, 1b, Seattle
Juvenile, rf, Circus
Jérôme Jarre, rp, Cyberspace
Jügderdemidiin Gürragchaa, 3b, Canaveral

K'nar'st, 3b, Arkham
K-9, mr, Vatican
Ka'Jandre Domino, 2b, San Jose
Kabuso, sp, Stratford
Kagisho Evidence Dikgacoi, 2b, Los Angeles
Kanye West, sp, Compton
Karen Duffy, rp, Milan/on waivers
Karen Pillet, rp, Milan
Kasey Keller, rp, Kratovo
Keith Flint, c, Seattle
Keith Moon, cf, Seattle
Kelsey Merritt, sp, Milan
Kemba Walker, sp, on waivers
Kim Riekenberg, ss, Milan
King Princess, rp, Seattle
Kobe Bryant, sp, Baltimore
Korvold Fae-Cursed King, sp, Multiverse
Kristen Schaal, sp, Sao Paulo
Kyle Craven, rf, on waivers
Kyle MacDonald, lf, Cyberspace/on waivers

Laika, rp, Canaveral
Lamar Odom, ss, Baltimore
Largest Agbejemison, rp, San Jose
Larry Gopnik, lf, Tel Aviv
Leon Uris, 2b, on waivers
Levi, cf, Paddington
Leviticus Payne, rf, San Jose
Lew Alcindor, rp, Baltimore
Libby Schaaf, rp, Tel Aviv
Lil Dicky, 2b, Compton
Lil Romeo, cf, on waivers
Lil Wayne, 2b, Compton
Lionel Messi, cf, Kratovo
Livonya Silone, sp, Multiverse
Liya Kebede, 1b, Milan
Lizzo, sp, Seattle
Lloyd Ahlquist, c, Cyberspace
Lord Jamar, rp, Tel Aviv
Lord of Unreality, sp, Arkham
Lou Reed, rp, Tel Aviv
Lovisa Coldeyes, 1b, Multiverse
Lucy Pevensie, sp, Paddington
Ludacris, mr, Hollywoo
Ludwig Wittgenstein, c, Vatican
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, rp, Milan
Luka Modric, ss, Kratovo
Lukasz Marek Fabianski, sp, Kratovo
Luol Deng, sp, Baltimore
Lyndsey Scott, 3b, Milan

MC Frontalot, lf, Cyberspace
MC Hawking, rp, Compton
MCA, rp, Compton
Madame Vastra, sp, Gallifrey
Magic Johnson, cf, Baltimore
Malvolio, c, on waivers
Malygos, mr, Circus
Mappo no Ryujin, lf, Arkham
Marco Materazzi, rp, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, rp, Kratovo
Marcus Johns, 3b, Vatican
Marianne Williamson, c, Tel Aviv
Mark Shuttleworth, 2b, Canaveral
Marshmello, rp, on waivers
Martha Jones, sp, Gallifrey
Mary Magdalene, 1b, on waivers
Mary Poppins, rp, Paddington
Mason Cook, c, Multiverse
Max Carver, ss, Sao Paulo
Meaghan Waller, 3b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Melody Pond, ss, on waivers
Meredith Mickelson, ss, Milan
Merieke Ri Berit, 2b, Cyberspace
Michael Ballack, ss, Kratovo
Michael Banks, rp, Paddington
Michael Bay, rp, Tel Aviv
Michael Cooper, c, on waivers
Michael Jordan, cf, Baltimore
Michael Kojo Essien, rf, on waivers
Michael Trucco, ss, Sao Paulo
Michelangelo, rp, Circus
Michelle Khare, 2b, Cyberspace
Mike D, mr, Compton
Mike Teavee, sp, Paddington
Milan Baros, 3b, Kratovo
Mile Sterjovski, 3b, Paddington
Milo Greene, ss, Seattle
Miraculous Powers, sp, San Jose/Kratovo
Miroslaw Hermaszewski, sp, Canaveral
Missy Elliott, ss, on waivers
Missy Peregrym, ss, Sao Paulo
Moe Szyslak, ss, Sao Paulo
Moira Rose, c, on waivers
Molly Burke, sp, Cyberspace
Montero Lamar Hill, mr, Cyberspace
Morgan Bullock, sp, Los Angeles
Mormo, 1b, Arkham
Mos Def, 3b, Compton
Mother Goose, ss, Hollywoo
Mr. Banks, lf, San Jose
Mr. Beaver, lf, Sao Paulo
Mr. Bucket, 2b, Paddington
Mrs. Conclusion, rf, Arkham/Circus
Mychal Thompson, lf, Baltimore
Myojin of Cleansing Fire, sp, Multiverse
Myojin of Infinite Rage, rf, Tel Aviv
Myojin of Life's Web, cf, Multiverse
Myojin of Seeing Winds, sp, Multiverse
Mystikal, 2b, Tel Aviv/on waivers

Nadia Vulvokov, sp, Stratford
Naomi Watanabe, 1b, on waivers
Neal McBeal the Navy Seal, rp, Hollywoo
Ned Flanders, 2b, Sao Paulo
Nell Quickly, lf, Sao Paulo
Neltharion, rp, Stratford
Nestor Fernando Muslera Micol, sp, Kratovo
Neyith of the Dire Hunt, 2b, Multiverse
Ngirrth'lu, lf, Arkham
Nikabrik, ss, Paddington
Nikkie De Jager, sp, Cyberspace
Noah Levenstein, rp, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, rp, Vatican
Nora Lum, ss, Los Angeles/Vatican
Norm Nixon, sp, Baltimore

Ob'mbu, c, Arkham
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, rp, Compton
Olivia, ss, Canaveral
Oluchi Onweagba, cf, Milan
Oprah Winfrey, 2b, Sao Paulo
Oswald, lf, Gallifrey
Othuyeg, ss, Arkham

Pandarus, ss, Stratford
Panther, 1b, Paddington
Paul Soglin, rp, Tel Aviv
Paula Abdul, c, Compton
Pavel Datsyuk, rp, on waivers
Pete Buttigieg, sp, Sao Paulo
Peter Capaldi, sp, Gallifrey
Peter Crouch, 1b, on waivers
Peter Morley-Souter, rp, Sao Paulo
Peter Osaze Odemwingie, c, Kratovo
Peter Pevensie, 3b, Vatican/on waivers
Peter Shukoff, sp, Cyberspace
Petr Cech, rp, Vatican
Pháº¡m TuÃ¢n, rp, Canaveral
Pillboi, c, Los Angeles
Piper Laurie, 2b, Seattle
Pippa Black, 1b, Sao Paulo
Pippa Duchess of Dice, sp, Multiverse
Polly Plummer, sp, Paddington
Priam, cf, Stratford
Prince Ali, rp, Tel Aviv
Prince Caspian, rf, Paddington
Prince Kudakwashe Musarurwa, c, Seattle
Prince Rogers Nelson, cf, Seattle
Pusha T, rp, Compton
Pussy, c, on waivers

Quachil Uttaus, mr, Arkham
Quackers McQuack, 1b, Hollywoo

Raandaii-B'nk, 2b, Arkham
Rafael Marquez Alvarez, rp, Kratovo
Raheem the Dream, cf, on waivers
Rahm Emanuel, 1b, Tel Aviv
Raphael Bob-Waksberg, rp, on waivers
Ray Park, ss, Tel Aviv
Rayne Schwinghammer, lf, San Jose
Regan, rf, Stratford
Reverend Dongo Pewee, lf, San Jose
Reverend Geraldine Granger, rf, Multiverse
Rhonda Mumps, sp, on waivers
Rianne van Rompaey, lf, Milan
Ricardo Alberto Silveira de Carvalho, sp, Kratovo
Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, 1b, Gallifrey
Richard Hendricks, rp, Compton
Rick Fox, 3b, Baltimore
Ritchie Osbourne, 2b, Circus
Riven Turnbull, c, Multiverse
Rlim Shaikorth, ss, Arkham
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, rp, Multiverse
Robert Lawrence Stine, rp, Tel Aviv
Robert Maschio, 2b, Sao Paulo
Robespierre Bolivar, sp, Los Angeles
Robin Holtzken, 3b, Baltimore
Roboform, c, Gallifrey
Rod Rosenstein, mr, Tel Aviv
Roland Schitt, sp, Los Angeles
Ron Funches, rp, Circus
Rosanne Cash, rf, Seattle
Ryan Kaji, rf, Cyberspace
Ryan Sinclair, 3b, Gallifrey

Safiya Nygaard, sp, Cyberspace
Sally Ride, mr, Canaveral
Sam Fox, cf, Sao Paulo
Samir Handanovic, sp, Kratovo
Samuel Eto'o, lf, Kratovo
Sara Bareilles, ss, Seattle
Sarah Cooper, 2b, Cyberspace
Sarah Jane Smith, cf, on waivers
Sarah McDaniel, mr, Milan
Scarlet Pakistan, rp, Los Angeles
Scottie Pippen, mr, Stratford
Sebastian Cesario, 1b, Stratford
Selma Blair, rp, Sao Paulo
Sethron Hurloon General, lf, Multiverse
Sextina Aquafina, 2b, Hollywoo
Shaquille O'Neal, sp, Baltimore
Sharc Jacobs, rp, Hollywoo
Sharon Morris, ss, Compton
Shasta, sp, Paddington
Shudde M'ell, 2b, Arkham
Shyne, ss, Compton
Sigmund JÃ¤hn, lf, Canaveral
Simon Burke, ss, on waivers
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, rp, Stratford
Sir Toby Belch, sp, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, rp, San Jose
Snookie Catholique, cf, San Jose
Socrates, sp, Vatican
Sohla El-Waylly, rp, Cyberspace
Sonny, cf, Hollywoo
Sophie, c, Paddington
Sovereign Valentine, rf, San Jose
Squirrel, cf, Paddington
Sram Senior Edificer, mr, Multiverse
St. Alexander I, sp, Vatican
St. Anicetus, ss, on waivers
St. Anterus, rp, Vatican
St. Callixtus I, rp, Vatican
St. Clement I, rp, Gallifrey
St. Cornelius, c, on waivers
St. Eleutherius, lf, on waivers
St. Evaristus, cf, Vatican
St. Fabian, cf, on waivers
St. Hyginus, rf, Vatican
St. Linus, rp, Vatican
St. Peter, 2b, Vatican
St. Pontian, 1b, Vatican
St. Sixtus I, cf, Vatican
St. Soter, 1b, Vatican
St. Telesphorus, 1b, Vatican
St. Thomas Aquinas, sp, Vatican
St. Urban I, rp, Vatican
St. Zephyrinus, cf, Vatican
Stephan Lichtsteiner, mr, Kratovo
Stephen Miller, sp, Tel Aviv
Steve Fossett, 3b, Canaveral
Steve Mannheim, cf, Hollywoo
Steve Mnuchin, 3b, Tel Aviv
Steven Moffat, cf, Sao Paulo
Steven Universe, ss, Multiverse
Stevie Budd, rp, Los Angeles
Sthanee, rp, Arkham
Stingray Liotta, 1b, Hollywoo
Strax, 1b, on waivers
Sue Miller, cf, Milan
Susan Foreman, ss, Gallifrey
Susan Pevensie, mr, Paddington
Sy Ableman, c, Sao Paulo
Syr Cadian Night Owl, ss, Multiverse

Taj Gibson, mr, Baltimore
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, c, on waivers
The BFG, rf, on waivers
The Kandy Man, 1b, on waivers
The Lady of the Mountain, 2b, on waivers
The Master, cf, Gallifrey
The Ood, sp, on waivers
The Professor, rf, Hollywoo
Thog, 1b, Arkham
Thylane Blondeau, mr, Milan
Tiger Lily, 2b, Paddington
Tim Heidecker, rp, on waivers
Toni Cornell, 3b, Stratford
Toni KukoÄ, 2b, Baltimore
Traian Vuia, 3b, Canaveral
Tranquillo Barnetta, ss, Kratovo
Treveen Stewart, c, Milan
Trick Daddy, mr, Compton
Troilus, sp, Stratford
Trufflehunter, sp, Sao Paulo
Trumpkin, rp, Multiverse
Tullus Aufidius, rp, Circus
Tumnus, ss, Gallifrey
Tymaret Chosen from Death, 2b, Multiverse

Ut'Ulls-Hr'Her, rf, Arkham

Vanilla Beane, sp, San Jose
Veronica Pome'e, 3b, Milan
Veruca Salt, 2b, Los Angeles
Viola, ss, Stratford
Violet Beauregarde, rf, Paddington
Volgna-Gath, ss, Arkham
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, rp, Sao Paulo/Stratford

Wayne Rooney, ss, Kratovo
Weeping Angel, sp, on waivers
William Atherton, rf, Sao Paulo
William Hartnell, 3b, Gallifrey
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, mr, on waivers
Wubbo Ockels, lf, Canaveral

Xzibit, ss, Compton

Y'golonac, 1b, on waivers
Yang Liwei, ss, Canaveral
Yasmin Khan, 2b, Gallifrey
Yegg-Ha, sp, Arkham
Yuri Gagarin, 2b, Canaveral

Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, ss, on waivers
Zak Starkey, lf, Seattle
Zebulon Vermillion, ss, San Jose
Zeke Emanuel, rp, Tel Aviv
Zlatan IbrahimoviÄ‡, lf, Kratovo
Zygon, c, Cyberspace

By position

Catchers

Angelica Buenaventura, on waivers
Beanie Sigel, Stratford
Beatrice Horseman, Hollywoo/on waivers
Bill Cartwright, Baltimore
Christian Rogelio Benítez Betancourt, Kratovo/Kratovo
Christopher Stuckmann, Cyberspace
Colin "Bomber" Harris, Circus
Daniel Radcliffe, Compton
Donkey Doug, Los Angeles
Duke of Albany, Los Angeles
Earl of Kent, Stratford
Elle King, Seattle
Emily, Hollywoo
Eva Marie Saint, Vatican
Horace Grant, Milan
Hwin, Paddington
IV Seacat, San Jose
Inara George, Arkham
Jens Jeremies, Kratovo
Josie Canseco, Milan
Juan de la Cierva, Canaveral
Keith Flint, Seattle
Lloyd Ahlquist, Cyberspace
Ludwig Wittgenstein, Vatican
Malvolio, on waivers
Marianne Williamson, Tel Aviv
Mason Cook, Multiverse
Michael Cooper, on waivers
Moira Rose, on waivers
Ob'mbu, Arkham
Paula Abdul, Compton
Peter Osaze Odemwingie, Kratovo
Pillboi, Los Angeles
Prince Kudakwashe Musarurwa, Seattle
Pussy, on waivers
Riven Turnbull, Multiverse
Roboform, Gallifrey
Sophie, Paddington
St. Cornelius, on waivers
Sy Ableman, Sao Paulo
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, on waivers
Treveen Stewart, Milan
Zygon, Cyberspace

First Basemen

Ari Emanuel, Tel Aviv
Cindy Crawfish, on waivers
David Friedman, Tel Aviv
Disco Janet, Los Angeles
Duke Silver, Los Angeles
Earl of Gloucester, Stratford
Eric the Fish, Circus
Félix du Temple, Canaveral
Godzilla King of the Monsters, Multiverse
Graham O'Brien, Gallifrey
Jason Starkey, Seattle
Justin Rice, Seattle
Liya Kebede, Milan
Lovisa Coldeyes, Multiverse
Mary Magdalene, on waivers
Mormo, Arkham
Naomi Watanabe, on waivers
Panther, Paddington
Peter Crouch, on waivers
Pippa Black, Sao Paulo
Quackers McQuack, Hollywoo
Rahm Emanuel, Tel Aviv
Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, Gallifrey
Sebastian Cesario, Stratford
St. Pontian, Vatican
St. Soter, Vatican
St. Telesphorus, Vatican
Stingray Liotta, Hollywoo
Strax, on waivers
The Kandy Man, on waivers
Thog, Arkham
Y'golonac, on waivers

Second Basemen

Abe D'Catfish, Hollywoo
Agrus Kos, on waivers
Andromeda Dunker, San Jose
Anousheh Ansari, Los Angeles
Ashley Garcia, Vatican
Bruce Springsteen, Seattle
Carolyn Goodman, Tel Aviv
Confucius, Circus
Cordelia, Stratford
Crackerjack Sugarman, San Jose
Cressida, Stratford
Derrick Rose, Baltimore
Dirk Kuyt, Kratovo
Ed Westwick, on waivers
Elon Muskrat, Hollywoo
Ger Duany, Los Angeles
Inta Mulch, San Jose
James Henry Trotter, Paddington
Jennifer O'Neill, Milan
John Entwistle, Gallifrey
Judy Hitler, on waivers
Ka'Jandre Domino, San Jose
Kagisho Evidence Dikgacoi, Los Angeles
Leon Uris, on waivers
Lil Dicky, Compton
Lil Wayne, Compton
Mark Shuttleworth, Canaveral
Merieke Ri Berit, Cyberspace
Michelle Khare, Cyberspace
Mr. Bucket, Paddington
Mystikal, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Ned Flanders, Sao Paulo
Neyith of the Dire Hunt, Multiverse
Oprah Winfrey, Sao Paulo
Piper Laurie, Seattle
Raandaii-B'nk, Arkham
Ritchie Osbourne, Circus
Robert Maschio, Sao Paulo
Sarah Cooper, Cyberspace
Sextina Aquafina, Hollywoo
Shudde M'ell, Arkham
St. Peter, Vatican
The Lady of the Mountain, on waivers
Tiger Lily, Paddington
Toni KukoÄ, Baltimore
Tymaret Chosen from Death, Multiverse
Veruca Salt, Los Angeles
Yasmin Khan, Gallifrey
Yuri Gagarin, Canaveral

Third Basemen

Aruna Dindane, Compton
Augustus Gloop, Paddington
Awkwafina, Compton
Baby Yoda, Cyberspace
Clara Oswald, Gallifrey
Dave DeBusschere, Baltimore
Davros, Los Angeles
Decoldest Crawford, San Jose
Edgar, Stratford
Elena Cañero-Reed, Seattle
Firesong and Sunspeaker, Baltimore
Flea Daniels, Hollywoo
Herb Kazzaz, Hollywoo
J. D. Salinger, on waivers
Ja Rule, Vatican
Jack Johnson, Seattle
Janet Snakehole, Los Angeles
Jochebed, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Jonathan Anomaly, San Jose
Jonathan Howard, Sao Paulo
Judah Bauer, Seattle
Jügderdemidiin Gürragchaa, Canaveral
K'nar'st, Arkham
Lyndsey Scott, Milan
Marcus Johns, Vatican
Meaghan Waller, Los Angeles/on waivers
Milan Baros, Kratovo
Mile Sterjovski, Paddington
Mos Def, Compton
Peter Pevensie, Vatican/on waivers
Rick Fox, Baltimore
Robin Holtzken, Baltimore
Ryan Sinclair, Gallifrey
Steve Fossett, Canaveral
Steve Mnuchin, Tel Aviv
Toni Cornell, Stratford
Traian Vuia, Canaveral
Veronica Pome'e, Milan
William Hartnell, Gallifrey

Shortstops

Alex Burriss, Cyberspace
Andi Muise, Milan
Attila Cosby, San Jose
B.G., Circus
Bad Janet, Los Angeles
Bridgit Mendler, Tel Aviv
Cassadee Pope, Hollywoo
Centipede, Paddington
Daniel, Stratford
Divine Deablo, San Jose
Emiel the Blessed, Multiverse
Eugene Levy, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Gabbie Hanna, Cyberspace
General Booty, on waivers
Ghisguth, Circus
Gtuhanai, Arkham
Gustave Whitehead, Canaveral
Hudson Taylor, Cyberspace
Istasha, Arkham
Jill Pole, Paddington
Jim Morrison, Circus
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, Circus
John Noble, Baltimore
June Allyson, Sao Paulo
Kim Riekenberg, Milan
Lamar Odom, Baltimore
Luka Modric, Kratovo
Max Carver, Sao Paulo
Melody Pond, on waivers
Meredith Mickelson, Milan
Michael Ballack, Kratovo
Michael Trucco, Sao Paulo
Milo Greene, Seattle
Missy Elliott, on waivers
Missy Peregrym, Sao Paulo
Moe Szyslak, Sao Paulo
Mother Goose, Hollywoo
Nikabrik, Paddington
Nora Lum, Los Angeles/Vatican
Olivia, Canaveral
Othuyeg, Arkham
Pandarus, Stratford
Ray Park, Tel Aviv
Rlim Shaikorth, Arkham
Sara Bareilles, Seattle
Sharon Morris, Compton
Shyne, Compton
Simon Burke, on waivers
St. Anicetus, on waivers
Steven Universe, Multiverse
Susan Foreman, Gallifrey
Syr Cadian Night Owl, Multiverse
Tranquillo Barnetta, Kratovo
Tumnus, Gallifrey
Viola, Stratford
Volgna-Gath, Arkham
Wayne Rooney, Kratovo
Xzibit, Compton
Yang Liwei, Canaveral
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, on waivers
Zebulon Vermillion, San Jose

Left Fielders

Amy Pond, Hollywoo
Andromache, on waivers
Aravis, Paddington
Barron Cashdollar, San Jose
Benny the Bull, Baltimore
Bill Potts, Gallifrey
Christian Rudder, Seattle
Corbin C. Creamerman, Hollywoo
Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
Gleeth, Baltimore
Goneril, Stratford
Grumgully the Generous, Multiverse
H'chtelegoth, Sao Paulo
Huda Kattan, Los Angeles
Hugo Junkers, Compton
Ivanka Trump, Tel Aviv
Jack Spratt, Paddington
Johnny Karate, Los Angeles/on waivers
Judge Gen, Los Angeles
Juicy J, Compton
Kyle MacDonald, Cyberspace/on waivers
Larry Gopnik, Tel Aviv
MC Frontalot, Cyberspace
Mappo no Ryujin, Arkham
Mr. Banks, San Jose
Mr. Beaver, Sao Paulo
Mychal Thompson, Baltimore
Nell Quickly, Sao Paulo
Ngirrth'lu, Arkham
Oswald, Gallifrey
Rayne Schwinghammer, San Jose
Reverend Dongo Pewee, San Jose
Rianne van Rompaey, Milan
Samuel Eto'o, Kratovo
Sethron Hurloon General, Multiverse
Sigmund JÃ¤hn, Canaveral
St. Eleutherius, on waivers
Wubbo Ockels, Canaveral
Zak Starkey, Seattle
Zlatan IbrahimoviÄ‡, Kratovo

Center Fielders

Adam Martinez, Cyberspace
Alexander Clamilton, Multiverse
Atilla Freska, on waivers
Billie-Jo Skeleton, Sao Paulo
Cara Taylor, Compton
Chuck Connors, Sao Paulo
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, Arkham
Diego Marín Aguilera, Canaveral
Francesco Totti, Compton
George Mikan, on waivers
Georgios Karagounis, Kratovo
Gottfried Leibnitz, Stratford
Hamilton Leithauser, Milan
Ian Chesterton, Gallifrey
Inspector Flying Fox, Vatican
Inspector Leopard, Circus
Jake Jortles, Los Angeles
James Charles Dickinson, Cyberspace
Jane Banks, Paddington
Jay Maynard, Cyberspace
John Glenn, Canaveral
Juk-Shabb, Arkham
Keith Moon, Seattle
Levi, Paddington
Lil Romeo, on waivers
Lionel Messi, Kratovo
Magic Johnson, Baltimore
Michael Jordan, Baltimore
Myojin of Life's Web, Multiverse
Oluchi Onweagba, Milan
Priam, Stratford
Prince Rogers Nelson, Seattle
Raheem the Dream, on waivers
Sam Fox, Sao Paulo
Sarah Jane Smith, on waivers
Snookie Catholique, San Jose
Sonny, Hollywoo
Squirrel, Paddington
St. Evaristus, Vatican
St. Fabian, on waivers
St. Sixtus I, Vatican
St. Zephyrinus, Vatican
Steve Mannheim, Hollywoo
Steven Moffat, Sao Paulo
Sue Miller, Milan
The Master, Gallifrey

Right Fielders

2 Chainz, Compton
Angus, Stratford
Camille Kostek, Milan
David Tennant, Gallifrey
Deacon Ernest Frye, Los Angeles
Democritus, Vatican
Dennis Rodman, Baltimore
Edmund Blackadder, Compton
Emmanuel Adebayor, Kratovo/Arkham
Franky Zapata, Canaveral
Gangsta Boo, Compton
Grand Puba, Multiverse
Gus Grissom, Canaveral
Guy, Hollywoo
Jerusalem Monday, on waivers
Juvenile, Circus
Kyle Craven, on waivers
Leviticus Payne, San Jose
Michael Kojo Essien, on waivers
Mrs. Conclusion, Arkham/Circus
Myojin of Infinite Rage, Tel Aviv
Prince Caspian, Paddington
Regan, Stratford
Reverend Geraldine Granger, Multiverse
Rosanne Cash, Seattle
Ryan Kaji, Cyberspace
Sovereign Valentine, San Jose
St. Hyginus, Vatican
The BFG, on waivers
The Professor, Hollywoo
Ut'Ulls-Hr'Her, Arkham
Violet Beauregarde, Paddington
William Atherton, Sao Paulo

Starting Pitchers

Ad-Rock, Compton
Adam Silver, Tel Aviv
Alexis Rose, Los Angeles/on waivers
András Arató, Cyberspace
Anne de Paula, Milan
Annie Easton, Sao Paulo
Ashildr, Vatican
Bertrand Piccard, Canaveral
Billie Eilish, Seattle
Bread Poot, Hollywoo
Bruvac the Grandiloquent, Multiverse
Burt Macklin, Los Angeles
Candy Button Disco, Stratford
Charlie Bucket, Paddington
Cupe Robinson III, on waivers
Dalek Prime, Gallifrey
David Seaman, Kratovo
Daxos Blessed by the Sun, Multiverse
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, Milan
Derek Fisher, Baltimore
Dodo Chaplet, Gallifrey
Dr. Winston, Circus
Elgin Baylor, Baltimore
Emrakul the Aeons Torn, Seattle
Eric Garcetti, Tel Aviv
Erich Warsitz, on waivers
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Circus
Gianluigi Buffon, Kratovo
Gurathnaka, Arkham
Hastur, Arkham
Hatem Trabelsi, Gallifrey
Henri Giffard, Canaveral
Henry Fondle, Hollywoo
Heraclitus, Circus
Hiram Maxim, Canaveral
Isabella Lowengrip, San Jose
Jack Lew, Tel Aviv
Jared Kushner, Tel Aviv
Jay-Z, Compton
Jaz-O, Hollywoo
Jennifer Connelly, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Jimmy Doolittle, Hollywoo
Jizyah Shorts, San Jose
Joakim Noah, Baltimore
Jodie Whittaker, Gallifrey
John Cougar Mellencamp, Seattle
Johnny Rose, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jose Guerrero, Hollywoo
Kabuso, Stratford
Kanye West, Compton
Kelsey Merritt, Milan
Kemba Walker, on waivers
Kobe Bryant, Baltimore
Korvold Fae-Cursed King, Multiverse
Kristen Schaal, Sao Paulo
Livonya Silone, Multiverse
Lizzo, Seattle
Lord of Unreality, Arkham
Lucy Pevensie, Paddington
Lukasz Marek Fabianski, Kratovo
Luol Deng, Baltimore
Madame Vastra, Gallifrey
Martha Jones, Gallifrey
Mike Teavee, Paddington
Miraculous Powers, San Jose/Kratovo
Miroslaw Hermaszewski, Canaveral
Molly Burke, Cyberspace
Morgan Bullock, Los Angeles
Myojin of Cleansing Fire, Multiverse
Myojin of Seeing Winds, Multiverse
Nadia Vulvokov, Stratford
Nestor Fernando Muslera Micol, Kratovo
Nikkie De Jager, Cyberspace
Norm Nixon, Baltimore
Pete Buttigieg, Sao Paulo
Peter Capaldi, Gallifrey
Peter Shukoff, Cyberspace
Pippa Duchess of Dice, Multiverse
Polly Plummer, Paddington
Rhonda Mumps, on waivers
Ricardo Alberto Silveira de Carvalho, Kratovo
Robespierre Bolivar, Los Angeles
Roland Schitt, Los Angeles
Safiya Nygaard, Cyberspace
Samir Handanovic, Kratovo
Shaquille O'Neal, Baltimore
Shasta, Paddington
Sir Toby Belch, Stratford
Socrates, Vatican
St. Alexander I, Vatican
St. Thomas Aquinas, Vatican
Stephen Miller, Tel Aviv
The Ood, on waivers
Troilus, Stratford
Trufflehunter, Sao Paulo
Vanilla Beane, San Jose
Weeping Angel, on waivers
Yegg-Ha, Arkham

Middle Relievers

Alan Shepard, Canaveral
Alizée Gaillard, Milan
Anax Hardened in the Forge, Multiverse
Andre Antonius Maria Ooijer, Kratovo
Andrew Rea, Cyberspace
Ben Best, Sao Paulo
Boats Botes, San Jose
Bree, Paddington
Carlos Santana, Seattle
Destiny Guns, San Jose
Duke of Cornwall, Los Angeles
Elka Ostrovsky, on waivers
Elvedin Dzinic, Los Angeles
Father Ted Crilly, Los Angeles/Sao Paulo
Feather the Redeemed, Circus
Ghatanothoa, on waivers
Joseph James Rogan, Cyberspace
Julio Cesar Soares de Espindola, Kratovo
K-9, Vatican
Ludacris, Hollywoo
Malygos, Circus
Mike D, Compton
Montero Lamar Hill, Cyberspace
Quachil Uttaus, Arkham
Rod Rosenstein, Tel Aviv
Sally Ride, Canaveral
Sarah McDaniel, Milan
Scottie Pippen, Stratford
Sram Senior Edificer, Multiverse
Stephan Lichtsteiner, Kratovo
Susan Pevensie, Paddington
Taj Gibson, Baltimore
Thylane Blondeau, Milan
Trick Daddy, Compton
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, on waivers

Relief Pitchers

'Ymnar, Arkham
Acornelia Fashionable Filcher, Multiverse
Adolphe Pegoud, Canaveral
Adonis Exposé, San Jose
Adut Akech, Milan
Adwoa Aboah, Milan
Amy Smart, Arkham
Arthur Gopnik, Tel Aviv
BJ Armstrong, Baltimore
Barbara Wright, Gallifrey
Bardolph, Stratford
Bart Simpson, Milan
Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, Hollywoo
Cathy Guisewite, Gallifrey
Charli D'Amelio, Cyberspace
Charlotte Moore, Hollywoo/on waivers
Chris Hadfield, Canaveral
Christina Aguilera, Seattle
Connor Franta, Cyberspace
Darthvader Williamson, San Jose
David Rose, Los Angeles
Demons of the Punjab, Gallifrey
Derek Jeter, Hollywoo
Derek Trotter, Seattle
Doge of Venice, on waivers
Fabian, Stratford/on waivers
Fool, Stratford
Ghengis Muskox, San Jose
Gilda Sansone, Los Angeles
Ginger Baker, Seattle
Halima Aden, Milan
Henrietta Platchkey, on waivers
Hziulquoigmnzhah, Arkham
Immanuel Kant, Circus
Jeff Baxter, Canaveral
Jenny Flint, Gallifrey
Jessa Johansson, Baltimore
Jocelyn Schitt, Los Angeles
Joey Pogo, Hollywoo
John Paxson, Baltimore
Julian Lennon, Seattle
Jérôme Jarre, Cyberspace
Karen Duffy, Milan/on waivers
Karen Pillet, Milan
Kasey Keller, Kratovo
King Princess, Seattle
Laika, Canaveral
Largest Agbejemison, San Jose
Lew Alcindor, Baltimore
Libby Schaaf, Tel Aviv
Lord Jamar, Tel Aviv
Lou Reed, Tel Aviv
Luis Tomas Ujfalusi, Milan
MC Hawking, Compton
MCA, Compton
Marco Materazzi, Kratovo
Marcos Evangelista de Morais, Kratovo
Marshmello, on waivers
Mary Poppins, Paddington
Michael Banks, Paddington
Michael Bay, Tel Aviv
Michelangelo, Circus
Neal McBeal the Navy Seal, Hollywoo
Neltharion, Stratford
Noah Levenstein, Tel Aviv
Nora Ephron, Vatican
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, Compton
Paul Soglin, Tel Aviv
Pavel Datsyuk, on waivers
Peter Morley-Souter, Sao Paulo
Petr Cech, Vatican
Pháº¡m TuÃ¢n, Canaveral
Prince Ali, Tel Aviv
Pusha T, Compton
Rafael Marquez Alvarez, Kratovo
Raphael Bob-Waksberg, on waivers
Richard Hendricks, Compton
Roalesk Apex Hybrid, Multiverse
Robert Lawrence Stine, Tel Aviv
Ron Funches, Circus
Scarlet Pakistan, Los Angeles
Selma Blair, Sao Paulo
Sharc Jacobs, Hollywoo
Sir Andrew Aguecheek, Stratford
Sir'Zion Dance, San Jose
Sohla El-Waylly, Cyberspace
St. Anterus, Vatican
St. Callixtus I, Vatican
St. Clement I, Gallifrey
St. Linus, Vatican
St. Urban I, Vatican
Stevie Budd, Los Angeles
Sthanee, Arkham
Tim Heidecker, on waivers
Trumpkin, Multiverse
Tullus Aufidius, Circus
Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, Sao Paulo/Stratford
Zeke Emanuel, Tel Aviv