Roster for Hollywood Hosts of Culver City:

Catchers:

• 1060 Cookie Masterson, 22, c (82 G, 0.1 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 946 Jenny McCarthy, 24, 1b (169 G, -0.4 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 916 Tila Tequila, 22, 1b (127 G, 1.7 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1041 Donald Trump, 23, 1b (53 G, 2.1 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 603 Howie Mandel, 24, 2b (269 G, -0.2 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 681 John O'Hurley, 23, 3b (204 G, -3.9 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 891 Alfonso Ribeiro, 25, ss (202 G, -4.1 DR/40, 3.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 662 Art Linkletter, 23, lf (174 G, -2.4 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 650 Dimitris Christofias, 25, lf (143 G, -5.0 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 582 Emily Haines, 25, cf (145 G, 1.0 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 974 Paul Reubens, 22, rf (131 G, -5.4 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1306 Phil Keoghan, 19, rf (5 G, 7.2 DR/40, -24.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1049 Padma Lakshmi, 23, sp (49 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1061 Peter Marshall, 21, sp (37 G, -11.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1358 Sugar Ray Leonard, 20, sp (15 G, -7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 700 Colin Mochrie, 24, mr (135 G, -2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1030 Kevin Pollak, 23, mr (79 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 866 Jim Lange, 23, rp (104 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 865 Guy Fieri, 23, rp (92 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1115 Troy McClure, 20, rp (33 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1309 Sylvester Stallone, 20, rp (5 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 618 Boyko Borisov, 26, rf (200 G, -0.6 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 833 Ben Bailey, 24, lf (185 G, -7.2 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 861 Meredith Vieira, 25, sp (75 G, -6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1021 Flavor Flav, 23, rp (57 G, -6.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1016 Chairman Kaga, 22, cf (42 G, -10.4 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)