Roster for Hollywood Hosts of Culver City:

Catchers:

• 1060 Cookie Masterson, 23, c (114 G, -0.4 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 946 Jenny McCarthy, 25, 1b (214 G, -1.1 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1041 Donald Trump, 24, 1b (69 G, 0.8 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 603 Howie Mandel, 25, 2b (313 G, 0.2 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 916 Tila Tequila, 23, 3b (168 G, 3.5 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1418 Caroline Rhea, 21, 3b (36 G, -5.3 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 891 Alfonso Ribeiro, 26, ss (242 G, -4.0 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1454 Julie Chen, 21, ss (45 G, 0.0 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 662 Art Linkletter, 24, lf (213 G, -1.7 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 650 Dimitris Christofias, 26, lf (164 G, -6.1 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 832 Mr. Perfect, 25, cf (281 G, -6.0 DR/40, 7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1016 Chairman Kaga, 23, cf (90 G, -2.7 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 675 Rydia of Mist, 25, sp (114 G, 7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 861 Meredith Vieira, 26, sp (94 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1049 Padma Lakshmi, 24, sp (65 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 700 Colin Mochrie, 25, mr (156 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1030 Kevin Pollak, 24, mr (102 G, 0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 866 Jim Lange, 24, rp (128 G, 5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 865 Guy Fieri, 24, rp (109 G, -1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1021 Flavor Flav, 24, rp (73 G, -8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1115 Troy McClure, 21, rp (58 G, -0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1061 Peter Marshall, 22, sp (40 G, -12.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1358 Sugar Ray Leonard, 21, sp (19 G, -10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1309 Sylvester Stallone, 21, rp (9 G, -6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1306 Phil Keoghan, 20, rf (5 G, 7.2 DR/40, -24.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1432 Gordon Ramsay, 21, rp (3 G, -11.1 PRAA/300) (who?)