Roster for Vatican Infallibility:

Catchers:

• 8185 Ludwig Wittgenstein, 29, c (365 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8081 Ja Rule, 33, 1b (633 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 15.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8776 St. Soter, 24, 1b (162 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, 6.4 ORAP/40)
• 9028 St. Pontian, 21, 1b (16 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40)
• 8587 St. Peter, 25, 2b (324 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8236 Piper Laurie, 28, 2b (297 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8436 Marcus Johns, 25, 3b (134 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40)
• 8642 Nora Lum, 27, ss (206 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8599 St. Evaristus, 24, cf (210 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40)
• 8734 St. Sixtus I, 25, cf (118 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)
• 8853 St. Zephyrinus, 21, cf (43 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40)
• 8706 St. Hyginus, 23, rf (74 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 32, sp (1256 IP, 15.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7997 Ashildr, 31, sp (958 IP, 6.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8655 St. Alexander I, 25, sp (255 IP, 1.0 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8719 K-9, 23, mr (239 IP, 16.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8344 Petr Cech, 26, rp (291 IP, 13.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8395 Nora Ephron, 27, rp (206 IP, 6.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8615 St. Linus, 24, rp (103 IP, 10.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8958 St. Callixtus I, 22, rp (34 IP, 23.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9073 St. Anterus, 22, rp (5 IP, -46.0 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 8702 Ashley Garcia, 26, 2b (185 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40)
• 8732 St. Telesphorus, 25, 1b (68 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40)
• 8820 Eva Marie Saint, 23, c (43 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9109 St. Stephen I, 20, rf
• 9142 St. Lucius I, 21, rf
• 9082 St. Urban I, 21, rp