Roster for Vatican Infallibility:

Catchers:

• 8185 Ludwig Wittgenstein, 28, c (318 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8820 Eva Marie Saint, 22, c (40 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8776 St. Soter, 23, 1b (124 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, 5.4 ORAP/40)
• 8587 St. Peter, 24, 2b (276 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8702 Ashley Garcia, 25, 2b (180 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40)
• 8081 Ja Rule, 32, 3b (583 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 15.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8436 Marcus Johns, 24, 3b (87 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 4.0 ORAP/40)
• 8642 Nora Lum, 26, ss (165 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7873 Inspector Flying Fox, 33, cf (593 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 9.7 ORAP/40)
• 8599 St. Evaristus, 23, cf (165 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40)
• 8734 St. Sixtus I, 24, cf (79 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40)
• 8853 St. Zephyrinus, 20, cf (19 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -8.0 ORAP/40)
• 8706 St. Hyginus, 22, rf (31 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 31, sp (1150 IP, 16.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7997 Ashildr, 30, sp (875 IP, 8.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8343 Socrates, 28, sp (272 IP, 6.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8655 St. Alexander I, 24, sp (189 IP, 2.9 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8719 K-9, 22, mr (163 IP, 12.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8344 Petr Cech, 25, rp (255 IP, 12.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8395 Nora Ephron, 26, rp (185 IP, 5.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8615 St. Linus, 23, rp (78 IP, 13.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8457 Democritus, 28, rf (191 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8732 St. Telesphorus, 24, 1b (68 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40)
• 8958 St. Callixtus I, 21, rp
• 9082 St. Urban I, 20, rp
• 9073 St. Anterus, 21, rp
• 9028 St. Pontian, 20, 1b