Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 8351 Sy Ableman, 26, c (282 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8656 Pippa Black, 23, 1b (176 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8407 Robert Maschio, 26, 2b (336 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8939 Ned Flanders, 23, 2b (127 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 5.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9063 Oprah Winfrey, 21, 2b (19 GP, -5.5 DRAP/40, -9.9 ORAP/40)
• 8644 Jonathan Howard, 26, 3b (285 GP, 4.2 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8468 Max Carver, 25, ss (255 GP, 3.4 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8870 Michael Trucco, 23, ss (76 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8430 H'chtelegoth, 26, lf (267 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40)
• 8721 Nell Quickly, 26, lf (185 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 2.8 ORAP/40)
• 8187 Sam Fox, 28, cf (337 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8572 Steven Moffat, 26, cf (269 GP, 5.8 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8806 William Atherton, 25, rf (88 GP, 7.0 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8116 Annie Easton, 29, sp (706 IP, 2.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8759 Kristen Schaal, 24, sp (367 IP, 1.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8788 Pete Buttigieg, 24, sp (343 IP, 4.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8283 Ben Best, 30, mr (563 IP, 0.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8470 Father Ted Crilly, 26, mr (296 IP, 12.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8817 Carlos Santana, 25, mr (149 IP, 5.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8148 Selma Blair, 28, rp (268 IP, 5.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8445 Peter Morley-Souter, 28, rp (251 IP, 1.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 8381 Trufflehunter, 25, mr (223 IP, -10.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8666 Chuck Connors, 26, cf (126 GP, 4.3 DRAP/40, -9.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8837 Missy Peregrym, 22, ss (16 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9147 Jadon Wells, 21, lf
• 9141 Larry Miller, 18, rp
• 8956 Moe Szyslak, 21, ss (who?)