Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:
Catchers:
- 8351 Sy Ableman, 25, c (242 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
Infielders:
- 8656 Pippa Black, 22, 1b (135 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8407 Robert Maschio, 25, 2b (294 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8939 Ned Flanders, 22, 2b (83 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 8.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8644 Jonathan Howard, 25, 3b (244 GP, 3.7 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8468 Max Carver, 24, ss (209 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8870 Michael Trucco, 22, ss (55 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8723 June Allyson, 23, ss (40 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 8318 Mr. Beaver, 26, lf (247 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8721 Nell Quickly, 25, lf (141 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40)
- 8187 Sam Fox, 27, cf (315 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8572 Steven Moffat, 25, cf (232 GP, 6.4 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8806 William Atherton, 24, rf (45 GP, 7.1 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 8116 Annie Easton, 28, sp (611 IP, 3.3 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8759 Kristen Schaal, 23, sp (286 IP, 1.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8788 Pete Buttigieg, 23, sp (279 IP, 4.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8381 Trufflehunter, 24, sp (223 IP, -10.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 8283 Ben Best, 29, mr (521 IP, 1.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8470 Father Ted Crilly, 25, mr (246 IP, 9.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8148 Selma Blair, 27, rp (228 IP, 3.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8445 Peter Morley-Souter, 27, rp (218 IP, 0.9 PRAA/100 IP)
Minors:
- 8430 H'chtelegoth, 25, lf (251 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40)
- 8289 Billie-Jo Skeleton, 28, cf (212 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)
- 8666 Chuck Connors, 25, cf (126 GP, 4.3 DRAP/40, -9.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8837 Missy Peregrym, 21, ss (16 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8956 Moe Szyslak, 20, ss (who?)
- 9063 Oprah Winfrey, 20, 2b