Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 9185 Ruth Wilder, 19, c (47 GP, -6.5 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)
• 9098 Carmen Wade, 21, c (43 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 9092 Duke Silver, 22, 1b (81 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 8.2 ORAP/40)
• 8818 Veruca Salt, 21, 2b (136 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8808 Kagisho Evidence Dikgacoi, 21, 2b (70 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 2.8 ORAP/40)
• 9021 Janet Snakehole, 22, 3b (83 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40)
• 8854 Bad Janet, 21, ss (171 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 8886 Donkey Doug, 24, lf (154 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40)
• 8830 Judge Gen, 20, lf (142 GP, -5.0 DRAP/40, -3.8 ORAP/40)
• 8892 Disco Janet, 21, cf (160 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40)
• 8494 Deacon Ernest Frye, 25, rf (204 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8935 Roland Schitt, 23, sp (210 IP, -6.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8997 Robespierre Bolivar, 21, sp (119 IP, -12.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9052 Burt Macklin, 20, sp (82 IP, -34.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9118 Debbie Eagan, 21, sp (78 IP, -16.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9115 Izzy Slapawitz, 19, sp (10 IP, -90.0 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8904 Duke of Cornwall, 20, mr (107 IP, -25.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8852 Scarlet Pakistan, 20, rp (89 IP, -6.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8965 Stevie Budd, 21, rp (85 IP, -26.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8960 Jocelyn Schitt, 19, rp (33 IP, -25.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9173 Cherry Bang, 19, rp (19 IP, 15.8 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 8980 Morgan Bullock, 19, sp (40 IP, -52.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9146 Rhonda Richardson, 20, rf (18 GP, -6.7 DRAP/40, -6.2 ORAP/40)
• 9034 Huda Kattan, 18, lf
• 9096 Greyson Chance, 18, rp
• 9162 Sam Sylvia, 21, 1b
• 9006 Gilda Sansone, 18, rp