Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 8886 Donkey Doug, 23, c (110 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40)
• 8783 Duke of Albany, 21, c (90 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8831 Pillboi, 20, c (52 GP, -4.8 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8892 Disco Janet, 20, 1b (122 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -5.5 ORAP/40)
• 9092 Duke Silver, 21, 1b (42 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, 9.4 ORAP/40)
• 8818 Veruca Salt, 20, 2b (89 GP, -2.4 DRAP/40, -8.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8808 Kagisho Evidence Dikgacoi, 20, 2b (39 GP, -3.6 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
• 9021 Janet Snakehole, 21, 3b (44 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -8.4 ORAP/40)
• 8854 Bad Janet, 20, ss (127 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 8830 Judge Gen, 19, lf (106 GP, -6.6 DRAP/40, -5.1 ORAP/40)
• 8835 Jake Jortles, 22, cf (126 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -9.7 ORAP/40)
• 8494 Deacon Ernest Frye, 24, rf (159 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, 3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8935 Roland Schitt, 22, sp (129 IP, 1.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8997 Robespierre Bolivar, 20, sp (43 IP, -21.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8980 Morgan Bullock, 18, sp (29 IP, -29.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9052 Burt Macklin, 19, sp (25 IP, -30.8 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8904 Duke of Cornwall, 19, mr (62 IP, -29.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8852 Scarlet Pakistan, 19, rp (68 IP, -7.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8965 Stevie Budd, 20, rp (67 IP, -30.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8930 David Rose, 19, rp (19 IP, -45.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8960 Jocelyn Schitt, 18, rp (14 IP, -47.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9085 Ger Duany, 20, 2b (8 GP, 3.5 DRAP/40, -10.0 ORAP/40)
• 9025 Elvedin Dzinic, 17, mr (3 IP, -150.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9034 Huda Kattan, 17, lf
• 9019 Davros, 20, 3b
• 9006 Gilda Sansone, 17, rp
• 8927 Anousheh Ansari, 19, 2b (who?)