Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 8941 David Friedman, 24, c (134 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -5.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8800 Roboform, 25, c (123 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -8.3 ORAP/40)
• 8577 Leviticus Payne, 24, c (86 GP, -2.7 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40)
• 9099 John Hurt, 20, c (45 GP, -6.5 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8042 Sebastian Cesario, 34, 1b (570 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 6.7 ORAP/40)
• 8376 Félix du Temple, 30, 1b (341 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9176 Glenn the Voice of Calm, 21, 1b (16 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40)
• 9156 Crispin Dragonwagon, 22, 1b (7 GP, -7.4 DRAP/40, -6.3 ORAP/40)
• 9138 Jo Martin, 21, 1b (who?)
• 8421 Abe D'Catfish, 28, 2b (215 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40)
• 8213 Merieke Ri Berit, 29, 2b (194 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40)
• 8702 Ashley Garcia, 27, 2b (185 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40)
• 8829 Myojin of Infinite Rage, 21, 2b (52 GP, -8.2 DRAP/40, -7.4 ORAP/40)
• 9020 James Henry Trotter, 23, 2b (22 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -12.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9083 Shudde M'ell, 19, 2b (3 GP, -2.7 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8205 Mos Def, 31, 3b (439 GP, -4.0 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8310 Sara Bareilles, 30, ss (407 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8143 Gtuhanai, 31, ss (364 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40)
• 8423 Daniel, 30, ss (289 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8349 Nikabrik, 29, ss (251 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8464 Meredith Mickelson, 27, ss (76 GP, -3.6 DRAP/40, -8.2 ORAP/40)
• 9013 Tranquillo Barnetta, 21, ss (who?)
• 9211 St. Marcellinus, 20, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8129 Amy Pond, 32, lf (471 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8179 Gleeth, 30, lf (417 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40)
• 8422 Reverend Dongo Pewee, 29, lf (272 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40)
• 8117 Hamilton Leithauser, 30, cf (368 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8187 Sam Fox, 29, cf (337 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9241 Sven Kramer, 17, cf (who?)
• 7931 Edmund Blackadder, 33, rf (556 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8312 The Professor, 27, rf (232 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8640 Gus Grissom, 26, rf (193 GP, -4.6 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8630 Dennis Rodman, 27, rf (175 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9146 Rhonda Richardson, 21, rf (18 GP, -6.7 DRAP/40, -6.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9091 Ut'Ulls-Hr'Her, 20, rf (4 GP, -18.0 DRAP/40, -11.0 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8198 Derek Fisher, 31, sp (419 IP, 3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8730 Martha Jones, 23, sp (228 IP, -29.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8811 Bread Poot, 22, sp (92 IP, -25.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9052 Burt Macklin, 21, sp (82 IP, -34.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8846 András Arató, 23, sp (42 IP, -5.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9115 Izzy Slapawitz, 20, sp (10 IP, -90.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8988 Ricardo Alberto Silveira de Carvalho, 20, sp (7 IP, -38.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9003 Stephen Miller, 21, sp (who?)
• 9158 Danny Bananas, 19, sp
• 9100 DJ Screw, 18, sp (who?)
• 9270 Dave Johnson, 17, sp (who?)
• 8709 Daxos Blessed by the Sun, 25, sp

Relievers:

• 8283 Ben Best, 31, mr (563 IP, 0.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8462 Boats Botes, 30, mr (342 IP, -5.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8381 Trufflehunter, 26, mr (223 IP, -10.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8714 Anax Hardened in the Forge, 26, mr (189 IP, -7.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8877 Destiny Guns, 25, mr (135 IP, -4.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8762 Sarah McDaniel, 23, mr (105 IP, -18.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9182 Patrick Troughton, 20, mr (who?)
• 9253 Aleyna FitzGerald, 17, mr (who?)
• 7699 Jessa Johansson, 36, rp (459 IP, 15.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7700 Neltharion, 34, rp (432 IP, 15.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8529 Derek Jeter, 26, rp (244 IP, -4.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8346 Marco Materazzi, 27, rp (219 IP, -6.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8576 Christina Aguilera, 28, rp (192 IP, 6.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8705 Pusha T, 27, rp (111 IP, 0.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8692 Bardolph, 27, rp (40 IP, -1.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8920 Prince Ali, 22, rp (36 IP, -14.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9057 Libby Schaaf, 23, rp (25 IP, -5.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8930 David Rose, 21, rp (24 IP, -44.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8952 Bart Simpson, 24, rp (12 IP, -2.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9082 St. Urban I, 22, rp
• 9221 Pras, 17, rp (who?)
• 9259 Robert Smirke, 20, rp (who?)
• 9219 Elissa Slotkin, 17, rp (who?)
• 9199 Brittany Tomlinson, 17, rp
• 9206 Ted Deutch, 17, rp (who?)