Roster for Vatican Infallibility:

Catchers:

• 8820 Eva Marie Saint, 25, c (77 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9028 St. Pontian, 23, 1b (94 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)
• 8587 St. Peter, 27, 2b (413 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8436 Marcus Johns, 27, 3b (160 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40)
• 9212 St. Dionysus, 22, 3b (89 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8509 Michael Ballack, 27, ss (462 GP, 4.1 DRAP/40, 4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9209 St. Eutychian, 22, ss (34 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 8599 St. Evaristus, 26, cf (278 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40)
• 8734 St. Sixtus I, 27, cf (200 GP, 4.3 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40)
• 8853 St. Zephyrinus, 23, cf (119 GP, 3.6 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40)
• 8706 St. Hyginus, 25, rf (156 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9142 St. Lucius I, 23, rf (3 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 8.0 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8311 Kobe Bryant, 30, sp (734 IP, 1.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8344 Petr Cech, 28, sp (498 IP, 9.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8655 St. Alexander I, 27, sp (367 IP, 1.8 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8719 K-9, 25, mr (408 IP, 16.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8395 Nora Ephron, 29, rp (241 IP, 5.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8555 BJ Armstrong, 28, rp (216 IP, 14.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8615 St. Linus, 26, rp (157 IP, 8.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8958 St. Callixtus I, 24, rp (98 IP, 12.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9295 St. Marcellus I, 19, rp (36 IP, 8.1 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 8185 Ludwig Wittgenstein, 31, c (454 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 5.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8935 Roland Schitt, 25, sp (262 IP, -8.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8732 St. Telesphorus, 27, 1b (97 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40)
• 9109 St. Stephen I, 22, 1b (45 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -5.1 ORAP/40)
• 9073 St. Anterus, 24, rp (33 IP, -7.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9252 St. Felix I, 22, 2b (7 GP, -6.9 DRAP/40, -11.4 ORAP/40)