Roster for Vatican Infallibility:

Catchers:

• 8820 Eva Marie Saint, 26, c (124 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9028 St. Pontian, 24, 1b (133 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)
• 8587 St. Peter, 28, 2b (453 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8436 Marcus Johns, 28, 3b (185 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40)
• 9212 St. Dionysus, 23, 3b (136 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8509 Michael Ballack, 28, ss (510 GP, 4.0 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9209 St. Eutychian, 23, ss (64 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 8599 St. Evaristus, 27, cf (299 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)
• 8734 St. Sixtus I, 28, cf (245 GP, 4.1 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40)
• 8853 St. Zephyrinus, 24, cf (159 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40)
• 8706 St. Hyginus, 26, rf (203 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9142 St. Lucius I, 24, rf (45 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 5.9 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8311 Kobe Bryant, 31, sp (771 IP, 2.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8344 Petr Cech, 29, sp (596 IP, 11.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8935 Roland Schitt, 26, sp (304 IP, -4.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9295 St. Marcellus I, 20, sp (146 IP, 3.4 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8719 K-9, 26, mr (486 IP, 14.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8555 BJ Armstrong, 29, rp (231 IP, 13.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8615 St. Linus, 27, rp (169 IP, 8.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8958 St. Callixtus I, 25, rp (123 IP, 11.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9217 Zvilpogghua, 22, rp (102 IP, 9.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 9137 Paige Sinclair, 21, 3b (55 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -6.6 ORAP/40)
• 9109 St. Stephen I, 23, 1b (45 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -5.1 ORAP/40)
• 9073 St. Anterus, 25, rp (33 IP, -7.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9252 St. Felix I, 23, 2b (7 GP, -6.9 DRAP/40, -11.4 ORAP/40)
• 9398 Brook Soso, 19, rp
• 9432 Howdy Goudey, 19, 3b