Roster for Compton Rappers:

Catchers:

• 8736 Paula Abdul, 25, c (105 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9213 MC Shy D, 21, c (50 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, -5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8617 Lil Dicky, 29, 2b (355 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 9.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8622 Awkwafina, 27, 3b (337 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, 5.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8330 Jonathan Anomaly, 29, 3b (318 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40)
• 8354 Lamar Odom, 31, ss (330 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8911 Shyne, 25, ss (242 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, 4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8769 Xzibit, 25, ss (137 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8350 Hugo Junkers, 29, lf (415 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, 6.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8467 Michael Jordan, 30, cf (411 GP, 3.8 DRAP/40, 6.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8165 Cara Taylor, 30, cf (400 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8835 Jake Jortles, 25, cf (191 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, -6.4 ORAP/40)
• 8266 Ryan Kaji, 29, rf (297 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8699 Jay-Z, 27, sp (778 IP, 11.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8552 Ad-Rock, 27, sp (682 IP, 2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8760 Kanye West, 26, sp (598 IP, 10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8084 Richard Hendricks, 34, rp (442 IP, 16.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8345 Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, 29, rp (288 IP, 15.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8506 MCA, 29, rp (258 IP, 14.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8568 MC Hawking, 25, rp (102 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9308 50 Cent, 19, rp (14 IP, -18.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8960 Jocelyn Schitt, 21, rp (33 IP, -25.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9093 Juicy J, 21, lf (18 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -9.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9228 Cam'ron, 19, rp (who?)
• 9299 Lloyd Banks, 20, sp (who?)
• 8932 Sally Ride, 21, mr (who?)
• 9101 Evan Bourne, 21, cf (who?)