Roster for Compton Rappers:

Catchers:

• 8736 Paula Abdul, 26, c (140 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8617 Lil Dicky, 30, 2b (397 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 7.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8622 Awkwafina, 28, 3b (381 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, 6.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8330 Jonathan Anomaly, 30, 3b (358 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, 2.8 ORAP/40)
• 8717 Toni Cornell, 26, 3b (95 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -4.3 ORAP/40)
• 8911 Shyne, 26, ss (290 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, 4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8769 Xzibit, 26, ss (154 GP, -2.4 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8350 Hugo Junkers, 30, lf (450 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 6.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9093 Juicy J, 22, lf (30 GP, -4.1 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8467 Michael Jordan, 31, cf (445 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, 5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8835 Jake Jortles, 26, cf (223 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40)
• 9381 The Game, 21, rf (37 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8699 Jay-Z, 28, sp (891 IP, 10.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8552 Ad-Rock, 28, sp (757 IP, 2.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8760 Kanye West, 27, sp (712 IP, 11.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9299 Lloyd Banks, 21, sp (6 IP, -53.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8345 Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, 30, rp (314 IP, 15.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8506 MCA, 30, rp (278 IP, 12.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8568 MC Hawking, 26, rp (132 IP, 3.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9308 50 Cent, 20, rp (30 IP, -4.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9228 Cam'ron, 20, rp (17 IP, 7.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 9213 MC Shy D, 22, c (69 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8960 Jocelyn Schitt, 22, rp (41 IP, -29.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9101 Evan Bourne, 22, cf (25 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -8.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8932 Sally Ride, 22, mr (19 IP, -39.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9367 Petey Pablo, 18, 2b
• 9390 Oorn, 17, ss