Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:
Catchers: 
Infielders: 
- 9092 Duke Silver, 24, 1b (164 GP,   1.3 DRAP/40,   0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8818 Veruca Salt, 23, 2b (234 GP,  -0.1 DRAP/40,  -3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8970 Steve Mnuchin, 21, 3b (159 GP,  -1.2 DRAP/40,  -6.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8808 Kagisho Evidence Dikgacoi, 23, 3b (154 GP,  -1.4 DRAP/40,   2.1 ORAP/40)
- 8854 Bad Janet, 23, ss (259 GP,   0.6 DRAP/40,  -2.6 ORAP/40)
Outfielders: 
- 8830 Judge Gen, 22, lf (235 GP,  -3.2 DRAP/40,  -3.4 ORAP/40)
- 9055 Sethron Hurloon General, 20, lf (43 GP,   1.0 DRAP/40,  -5.4 ORAP/40)
- 9185 Ruth Wilder, 21, cf (137 GP,  -9.0 DRAP/40,  -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8892 Disco Janet, 23, rf (236 GP,  -1.9 DRAP/40,  -4.2 ORAP/40)
Starters: 
Relievers: 
- 8904 Duke of Cornwall, 22, mr (205 IP, -12.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9239 Carly Shay, 20, mr (140 IP, 0.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9313 Piper Chapman, 20, mr (36 IP, -19.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8852 Scarlet Pakistan, 22, rp (150 IP, -0.7 PRAA/100 IP)
- 9173 Cherry Bang, 21, rp (82 IP, -4.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9276 Galina Reznikov, 20, rp (56 IP, 10.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9096 Greyson Chance, 20, rp (37 IP, -5.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9286 Suzanne Warren, 19, rp (20 IP, -3.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Minors: 
- 9171 Sam German-Shepherd, 19, 3b (16 GP,  -2.0 DRAP/40, -13.8 ORAP/40)
- 9227 Tori Vega, 18, rp (2 IP, -41.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9208 Bruno Eduardo Regufe Alves, 18, rp (who?)
- 9242 Zoey Brooks, 19, 3b (who?)
- 9305 Sophia Burset, 18, rp (who?)
- 9321 Tiffany Doggett, 17, sp (who?)