Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 9089 Rahm Emanuel, 23, 1b (211 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -8.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9401 Kat Graham, 20, 1b (48 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -12.3 ORAP/40)
- 9284 Eric Andre, 21, 2b (86 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9341 Lenny Kravitz, 22, 3b (92 GP, -3.5 DRAP/40, 3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9420 Mayer Amschel Rothschild, 21, 3b (45 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 8.4 ORAP/40)
- 8893 Bridgit Mendler, 23, ss (204 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -6.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9125 Colt Cabana, 23, ss (157 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 9123 Goldberg, 24, lf (179 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8903 Ray Park, 24, cf (181 GP, -3.0 DRAP/40, 6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8828 Gangsta Boo, 24, rf (179 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9234 Chuck Schumer, 20, rf (23 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 9044 Eric Garcetti, 24, sp (448 IP, -10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8655 St. Alexander I, 28, sp (440 IP, -0.4 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8924 Jared Kushner, 22, sp (311 IP, -10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9016 Jack Lew, 24, sp (237 IP, -14.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9216 Richard Blumenthal, 22, sp (84 IP, -6.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 8934 Rod Rosenstein, 25, mr (198 IP, -7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8073 Noah Levenstein, 32, rp (306 IP, 1.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8366 Arthur Gopnik, 29, rp (188 IP, -1.7 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8775 Robert Lawrence Stine, 24, rp (178 IP, -4.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Minors:
- 8470 Father Ted Crilly, 29, rp (368 IP, 9.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9273 Lois Frankel, 21, 2b (47 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, -8.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9043 Zeke Emanuel, 22, rp (23 IP, 9.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9293 Sammy Davis Jr., 22, 3b (who?)
- 9351 Tiffany Haddish, 19, c (who?)
- 9263 Jacky Rosen, 20, rp (who?)