Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 9009 Marianne Williamson, 24, c (228 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, -4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9089 Rahm Emanuel, 24, 1b (257 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -6.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9284 Eric Andre, 22, 2b (131 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9273 Lois Frankel, 22, 2b (88 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9341 Lenny Kravitz, 23, 3b (140 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9420 Mayer Amschel Rothschild, 22, 3b (86 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, 9.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9293 Sammy Davis Jr., 23, 3b (16 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8893 Bridgit Mendler, 24, ss (238 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 9123 Goldberg, 25, lf (226 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, 5.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8903 Ray Park, 25, cf (227 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, 8.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8828 Gangsta Boo, 25, rf (200 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9234 Chuck Schumer, 21, rf (66 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, -6.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8759 Kristen Schaal, 28, sp (689 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8655 St. Alexander I, 29, sp (487 IP, -1.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8996 Jodie Whittaker, 24, sp (383 IP, -12.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8924 Jared Kushner, 23, sp (351 IP, -8.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9016 Jack Lew, 25, sp (288 IP, -12.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9216 Richard Blumenthal, 23, sp (166 IP, -6.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8934 Rod Rosenstein, 26, mr (236 IP, -7.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8775 Robert Lawrence Stine, 25, rp (210 IP, -5.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9043 Zeke Emanuel, 23, rp (50 IP, 7.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 9044 Eric Garcetti, 25, sp (448 IP, -10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9125 Colt Cabana, 24, ss (157 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9531 Mayim Bialik, 20, sp (who?)
• 9509 Natasha Lyonne, 20, rp (who?)
• 9351 Tiffany Haddish, 20, c (who?)
• 9263 Jacky Rosen, 21, rp (who?)