Roster for Vatican Infallibility:
Catchers: 
Infielders: 
- 8656 Pippa Black, 28, 1b (384 GP,   0.4 DRAP/40,   4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
 - 8587 St. Peter, 30, 2b (539 GP,   2.0 DRAP/40,   2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
 - 9252 St. Felix I, 25, 2b (73 GP,  -0.3 DRAP/40,   0.8 ORAP/40)
 - 9212 St. Dionysus, 25, 3b (227 GP,   2.1 DRAP/40,  -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
 - 9137 Paige Sinclair, 23, 3b (73 GP,  -2.3 DRAP/40,  -2.0 ORAP/40)
 - 8509 Michael Ballack, 30, ss (589 GP,   4.0 DRAP/40,   3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
 - 9519 St. Mark, 21, ss (69 GP,  -1.3 DRAP/40,   0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
 
Outfielders: 
- 8734 St. Sixtus I, 30, cf (330 GP,   4.1 DRAP/40,  -2.5 ORAP/40)
 - 8853 St. Zephyrinus, 26, cf (247 GP,   1.8 DRAP/40,  -0.3 ORAP/40)
 - 8706 St. Hyginus, 28, rf (296 GP,   1.2 DRAP/40,   0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
 - 9142 St. Lucius I, 26, rf (117 GP,  -1.7 DRAP/40,   1.3 ORAP/40)
 
Starters: 
- 8344 Petr Cech, 31, sp (800 IP, 13.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 8935 Roland Schitt, 28, sp (431 IP, -0.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 9295 St. Marcellus I, 22, sp (334 IP, 6.0 PRAA/100 IP)
 - 9217 Zvilpogghua, 24, sp (193 IP, 4.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 
Relievers: 
- 8719 K-9, 28, mr (583 IP, 12.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 9622 Liberius, 20, mr (21 IP, -5.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 8615 St. Linus, 29, rp (193 IP, 7.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 8958 St. Callixtus I, 27, rp (178 IP, 13.3 PRAA/100 IP)
 - 9474 St. Miltiades, 22, rp (51 IP, 11.8 PRAA/100 IP)
 
Minors: 
- 9028 St. Pontian, 26, 1b (143 GP,   2.0 DRAP/40,  -3.6 ORAP/40)
 - 9215 Henry Sugar, 25, rp (67 IP, -7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
 - 9631 St. Damasus I, 18, sp
 - 9617 St. Anastasius I, 19, ss
 - 9475 St. Sylvester I, 22, sp
 - 9552 St. Siricius, 19, 1b