Roster for Vatican Infallibility:

Catchers:

• 8820 Eva Marie Saint, 27, c (171 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, 2.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8656 Pippa Black, 27, 1b (340 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8587 St. Peter, 29, 2b (496 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, 2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9252 St. Felix I, 24, 2b (32 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40)
• 9212 St. Dionysus, 24, 3b (181 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9137 Paige Sinclair, 22, 3b (66 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40)
• 8509 Michael Ballack, 29, ss (558 GP, 3.9 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9519 St. Mark, 20, ss (25 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8734 St. Sixtus I, 29, cf (293 GP, 4.5 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)
• 8853 St. Zephyrinus, 25, cf (202 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40)
• 8706 St. Hyginus, 27, rf (248 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9142 St. Lucius I, 25, rf (76 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8311 Kobe Bryant, 32, sp (800 IP, 2.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8344 Petr Cech, 30, sp (693 IP, 12.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8935 Roland Schitt, 27, sp (378 IP, -1.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9295 St. Marcellus I, 21, sp (229 IP, 3.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9217 Zvilpogghua, 23, sp (144 IP, 4.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8719 K-9, 27, mr (537 IP, 13.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8615 St. Linus, 28, rp (181 IP, 8.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8958 St. Callixtus I, 26, rp (150 IP, 14.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9474 St. Miltiades, 21, rp (25 IP, 10.8 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9028 St. Pontian, 25, 1b (143 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40)
• 9215 Henry Sugar, 24, rp (67 IP, -7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9073 St. Anterus, 26, rp (38 IP, -9.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9296 Amethyst Valentino, 22, rp (32 IP, -23.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9471 St. Julius I, 20, rf (5 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -28.8 ORAP/40)
• 9475 St. Sylvester I, 21, sp