Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 8943 IV Seacat, 25, c (287 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 9058 Ka'Jandre Domino, 27, 2b (228 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
• 9400 Brickman House, 23, 2b (125 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40)
• 9548 Mathdaniel Squirrel, 20, 2b (33 GP, 5.2 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40)
• 9492 Mercury Tin, 21, 3b (68 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40)
• 9031 Attila Cosby, 25, ss (171 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, -4.5 ORAP/40)
• 9377 Lionel Pimpin, 22, ss (100 GP, -5.6 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40)
• 9361 Jorja Pound Turnipseed, 24, ss (75 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40)
• 9558 Mickey Mental, 18, ss (36 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -6.4 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 9195 Zulaika Mook, 24, lf (202 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 3.8 ORAP/40)
• 9012 Rayne Schwinghammer, 27, cf (256 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40)
• 9169 Ransom Barefoot, 25, cf (175 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8862 Vanilla Beane, 29, sp (773 IP, -8.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9355 Aerial Powers, 20, sp (383 IP, -11.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9113 Universal Knowledge Allah, 23, sp (369 IP, -12.8 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8974 Ghengis Muskox, 25, rp (194 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9177 Lieutenant Charlene Sprinkle-Huff, 23, rp (145 IP, 7.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9201 Aristotle Socrates, 25, rp (142 IP, 15.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9210 Shuntavyious Primes-Willes, 24, rp (102 IP, 0.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9520 Tunis van Peenen, 20, rp (25 IP, -8.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9630 Mussolini Africano, 19, rp (16 IP, -21.6 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9112 Timber Crooker, 26, ss (166 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -4.3 ORAP/40)
• 9309 Zeke Faux, 21, rf (116 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40)
• 9070 Largest Agbejemison, 23, rp (98 IP, -11.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9542 Swindly Lint, 19, c
• 9491 Dick Surprise, 19, ss
• 9600 Bevis Mugabi, 19, 3b (who?)