Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 8943 IV Seacat, 26, c (332 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -4.5 ORAP/40)
• 9542 Swindly Lint, 20, c (28 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 9400 Brickman House, 24, 2b (161 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40)
• 9548 Mathdaniel Squirrel, 21, 2b (68 GP, 3.8 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40)
• 9492 Mercury Tin, 22, 3b (110 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40)
• 9706 Kokain Mothershed, 19, 3b (10 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40)
• 9031 Attila Cosby, 26, ss (215 GP, -3.4 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)
• 9361 Jorja Pound Turnipseed, 25, ss (107 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 9195 Zulaika Mook, 25, lf (240 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 4.2 ORAP/40)
• 9012 Rayne Schwinghammer, 28, cf (298 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40)
• 9558 Mickey Mental, 19, cf (74 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40)
• 9309 Zeke Faux, 22, rf (159 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 9355 Aerial Powers, 21, sp (477 IP, -13.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9113 Universal Knowledge Allah, 24, sp (463 IP, -16.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9665 Beanbag Amerika, 21, sp (88 IP, -9.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8974 Ghengis Muskox, 26, rp (218 IP, 2.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9177 Lieutenant Charlene Sprinkle-Huff, 24, rp (174 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9201 Aristotle Socrates, 26, rp (174 IP, 16.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9210 Shuntavyious Primes-Willes, 25, rp (130 IP, 0.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9520 Tunis van Peenen, 21, rp (49 IP, -10.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9630 Mussolini Africano, 20, rp (39 IP, -2.3 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9058 Ka'Jandre Domino, 28, 2b (228 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
• 9377 Lionel Pimpin, 23, ss (100 GP, -5.6 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40)
• 9695 Courvoisier Dingle, 19, sp
• 9491 Dick Surprise, 20, lf
• 9600 Bevis Mugabi, 20, 3b (who?)
• 9642 Jimbertson Vapor, 17, 2b