Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 9240 Dave Stewart, 25, c (99 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9316 Jean-Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting, 24, c (12 GP, -10.0 DRAP/40, -12.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9618 Lord Infamous, 20, c (who?)
• 9434 Nikita Rukavytsya, 19, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 8438 Lovisa Coldeyes, 30, 1b (407 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40)
• 9463 Prince Tagoe, 20, 1b (who?)
• 9480 Turua, 20, 1b (who?)
• 8407 Robert Maschio, 31, 2b (470 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9063 Oprah Winfrey, 26, 2b (176 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9085 Ger Duany, 26, 2b (163 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9386 Tamika Ward, 21, 2b (17 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -15.5 ORAP/40)
• 8479 Baby Yoda, 33, 3b (441 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8644 Jonathan Howard, 31, 3b (434 GP, 4.7 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8330 Jonathan Anomaly, 32, 3b (423 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, 2.9 ORAP/40)
• 8856 Clara Oswald, 27, 3b (239 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8808 Kagisho Evidence Dikgacoi, 26, 3b (238 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40)
• 8970 Steve Mnuchin, 24, 3b (218 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -5.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8737 Augustus Gloop, 26, 3b (161 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9376 Bubba Buckaloo, 23, 3b (68 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40)
• 9499 Dirk Jan Klaas Huntelaar, 20, 3b (who?)
• 9561 Henry Huggins, 19, 3b (who?)
• 8468 Max Carver, 30, ss (409 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9005 Kim Riekenberg, 28, ss (267 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40)
• 8735 Volgna-Gath, 27, ss (106 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40)
• 9273 Lois Frankel, 23, ss (88 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9004 Divine Deablo, 24, ss (49 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -10.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9423 John Gwynn, 21, ss (47 GP, -6.2 DRAP/40, -8.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8350 Hugo Junkers, 32, lf (491 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, 5.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8582 Zlatan Ibrahimović, 29, lf (355 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8721 Nell Quickly, 31, lf (344 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40)
• 8749 Hudson Taylor, 29, lf (267 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9200 Duke of Burgundy, 25, lf (59 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -6.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8998 Alexander Clamilton, 27, cf (344 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40)
• 9185 Ruth Wilder, 24, cf (224 GP, -7.3 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9629 Amala Ratna Zandile Dlamini, 17, cf
• 8540 Reverend Geraldine Granger, 30, rf (398 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40)
• 9471 St. Julius I, 21, rf (5 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -28.8 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8253 Sir Toby Belch, 36, sp (1303 IP, 2.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8603 Lord of Unreality, 32, sp (902 IP, 3.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8552 Ad-Rock, 30, sp (860 IP, 0.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8311 Kobe Bryant, 33, sp (800 IP, 2.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8872 Myojin of Cleansing Fire, 29, sp (787 IP, 2.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8546 Korvold Fae-Cursed King, 31, sp (724 IP, -4.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8825 Kabuso, 30, sp (562 IP, 1.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8655 St. Alexander I, 30, sp (487 IP, -1.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9216 Richard Blumenthal, 24, sp (166 IP, -6.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9310 Uga, 24, sp (130 IP, -8.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9350 Lily Collins, 20, sp (10 IP, -40.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9538 Claudio 2, 22, sp
• 9626 Alison Bechdel, 19, sp (who?)
• 9328 Abuwtiyuw, 20, sp (who?)
• 9238 Rin Tin Tin, 22, sp (who?)
• 9467 Morghem's .500 Nitro Express, 22, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 8817 Carlos Santana, 30, mr (345 IP, 1.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9049 Julio Cesar Soares de Espindola, 24, mr (78 IP, -9.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9305 Sophia Burset, 21, mr (39 IP, -25.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9407 Justo Wilmar Villar Viveros, 21, mr (10 IP, -22.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9625 Melissa Juratowitch, 19, mr (who?)
• 9505 Juliet 2, 21, mr
• 8130 Roalesk Apex Hybrid, 33, rp (500 IP, 9.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8309 Trumpkin, 31, rp (377 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8439 Sir'Zion Dance, 32, rp (315 IP, 2.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8568 MC Hawking, 28, rp (199 IP, -2.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8770 John Paxson, 29, rp (162 IP, 4.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9105 Kurt Wintgens, 25, rp (107 IP, -1.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9096 Greyson Chance, 23, rp (93 IP, -8.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9141 Larry Miller, 23, rp (67 IP, -12.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9073 St. Anterus, 27, rp (38 IP, -9.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9360 Dixie D'Amelio, 22, rp (13 IP, -11.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9428 Nathan Evans, 22, rp (12 IP, -16.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9103 Miss Spider, 22, rp (10 IP, -36.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9527 MC Jin, 18, rp (who?)