Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

8648 Juan de la Cierva, 28, c (403 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
8351 Sy Ableman, 30, c (401 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, 0.0 ORAP/40)
8484 Bill Cartwright, 29, c (346 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
9269 Calvert Vaux, 22, c (7 GP, -13.1 DRAP/40, -14.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
9362 Leroy Burrell, 20, c (who?)

Infielders:

9114 King of France, 25, 1b (79 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -8.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
9109 St. Stephen I, 24, 1b (45 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -5.1 ORAP/40)
8489 Cordelia, 31, 2b (454 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
8617 Lil Dicky, 31, 2b (417 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 6.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
8514 Dirk Kuyt, 29, 2b (410 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
8503 Yuri Gagarin, 31, 2b (387 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
8716 Jennifer O'Neill, 30, 2b (377 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
8541 Andromeda Dunker, 30, 2b (324 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40)
8420 John Entwistle, 29, 2b (311 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
8668 Derrick Rose, 30, 2b (277 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
9348 Guillaume de l'Hôpital, 23, 2b (60 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -9.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
9453 Esika God of the Tree, 21, 2b
8208 Rick Fox, 31, 3b (535 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, 5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
8804 Lyndsey Scott, 29, 3b (379 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
8436 Marcus Johns, 29, 3b (185 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40)
8717 Toni Cornell, 27, 3b (96 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, -4.5 ORAP/40)
8307 Othuyeg, 33, ss (373 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40)
8870 Michael Trucco, 27, ss (215 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
8769 Xzibit, 27, ss (154 GP, -2.4 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
9233 Falik Schtroks, 22, ss (85 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -12.0 ORAP/40)
8925 Rlim Shaikorth, 23, ss (57 GP, -5.4 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

8433 Mappo no Ryujin, 32, lf (521 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40)
8886 Donkey Doug, 28, lf (273 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40)
9160 Kayla Itsines, 22, lf (8 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -22.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
9291 Robert Shallow, 19, lf (who?)
8467 Michael Jordan, 32, cf (445 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, 5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
8572 Steven Moffat, 30, cf (386 GP, 3.8 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
8599 St. Evaristus, 28, cf (299 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)
8867 Juk-Shabb, 27, cf (216 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -10.3 ORAP/40)
8987 The Master, 25, cf (175 GP, -4.8 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
8666 Chuck Connors, 30, cf (157 GP, 4.7 DRAP/40, -8.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
8711 Keith Moon, 28, cf (101 GP, -3.3 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
9315 Addison Rae Easterling, 19, cf (who?)
9274 Charles Augustin de Coulomb, 21, cf (who?)
8481 David Tennant, 30, rf (490 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 4.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
8494 Deacon Ernest Frye, 29, rf (293 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
8892 Disco Janet, 25, rf (278 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -5.4 ORAP/40)
8806 William Atherton, 29, rf (206 GP, 4.9 DRAP/40, -8.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

Relievers:

8373 Billie Eilish, 32, mr (754 IP, 3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8779 Andre Antonius Maria Ooijer, 27, mr (319 IP, -4.7 PRAA/100 IP)
9126 Lucy Ratcliffe, 23, mr (52 IP, -25.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8932 Sally Ride, 23, mr (19 IP, -39.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9399 Jorn God of Winter, 22, mr
8788 Pete Buttigieg, 28, rp (400 IP, 0.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8147 Vítor Manuel Martins Baia, 32, rp (383 IP, 7.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8470 Father Ted Crilly, 30, rp (368 IP, 9.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8073 Noah Levenstein, 33, rp (306 IP, 1.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8190 Adut Akech, 32, rp (266 IP, -6.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8840 Dalek Prime, 26, rp (241 IP, -16.3 PRAA/100 IP)
8555 BJ Armstrong, 30, rp (231 IP, 13.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8366 Arthur Gopnik, 30, rp (188 IP, -1.7 PRAA/100 IP)
9166 Lauri Markkanen, 22, rp (54 IP, -24.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8960 Jocelyn Schitt, 23, rp (41 IP, -29.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9235 Dan O'Brien, 24, rp (32 IP, -3.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9325 Ladybird, 23, rp (28 IP, -2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9329 St. Eusebius, 20, rp (24 IP, -9.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9286 Suzanne Warren, 21, rp (20 IP, -3.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9335 Drana Liberator of Malakir, 22, rp
9398 Brook Soso, 20, rp (who?)