Roster for Vatican Infallibility:

Catchers:

• 8820 Eva Marie Saint, 30, c (306 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9721 St. Zosimus, 19, c (30 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8596 Panther, 32, 1b (592 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 8.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8656 Pippa Black, 30, 1b (473 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9028 St. Pontian, 28, 1b (171 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40)
• 9252 St. Felix I, 27, 2b (155 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40)
• 9668 St. Boniface I, 19, 3b (36 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40)
• 9368 Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit, 24, ss (201 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9519 St. Mark, 23, ss (134 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 9093 Juicy J, 26, lf (210 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, 5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8853 St. Zephyrinus, 28, cf (343 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40)
• 8706 St. Hyginus, 30, rf (351 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9142 St. Lucius I, 28, rf (195 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 3.0 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8344 Petr Cech, 33, sp (990 IP, 12.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8869 Henry Fondle, 27, sp (696 IP, 4.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9295 St. Marcellus I, 24, sp (535 IP, 8.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9217 Zvilpogghua, 26, sp (283 IP, 9.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8719 K-9, 30, mr (696 IP, 13.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9622 Liberius, 22, mr (143 IP, 5.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8958 St. Callixtus I, 29, rp (236 IP, 10.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9474 St. Miltiades, 24, rp (111 IP, 11.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9137 Paige Sinclair, 25, 3b (116 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40)
• 9563 Agatha Harkness, 23, ss (65 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9631 St. Damasus I, 20, sp (39 IP, -12.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9675 St. Innocent I, 21, cf (32 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40)
• 9475 St. Sylvester I, 24, sp
• 9552 St. Siricius, 21, 1b