Roster for Vatican Infallibility:

Catchers:

• 8820 Eva Marie Saint, 31, c (348 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9721 St. Zosimus, 20, c (47 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8596 Panther, 33, 1b (629 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 8.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8656 Pippa Black, 31, 1b (518 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9252 St. Felix I, 28, 2b (200 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40)
• 9668 St. Boniface I, 20, 3b (72 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40)
• 9368 Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit, 25, ss (243 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9519 St. Mark, 24, ss (176 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 9093 Juicy J, 27, lf (256 GP, -3.4 DRAP/40, 5.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9739 Killian Ink Duelist, 21, lf (21 GP, -3.2 DRAP/40, -5.5 ORAP/40)
• 8853 St. Zephyrinus, 29, cf (387 GP, 2.9 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40)
• 9675 St. Innocent I, 22, cf (64 GP, -3.6 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9142 St. Lucius I, 29, rf (229 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40)
• 9898 St. Leo I, 20, rf (18 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8869 Henry Fondle, 28, sp (748 IP, 5.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9295 St. Marcellus I, 25, sp (631 IP, 7.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9217 Zvilpogghua, 27, sp (371 IP, 11.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9631 St. Damasus I, 21, sp (88 IP, -5.4 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8719 K-9, 31, mr (730 IP, 13.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9622 Liberius, 23, mr (210 IP, 8.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9474 St. Miltiades, 25, rp (133 IP, 10.3 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 8344 Petr Cech, 34, sp (1027 IP, 11.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8706 St. Hyginus, 31, rf (351 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9819 St. Simplicius, 21, c (4 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, -19.0 ORAP/40)
• 9842 St. Hilary, 19, c (who?)
• 9832 St. Gelasius I, 21, rf
• 9894 St. Felix III, 17, sp (who?)