Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 9332 Nicky Nichols, 24, c (120 GP, 3.4 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9682 Mrs. Featherbottom, 23, 1b (50 GP, -3.9 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40)
• 9607 Garrett Borns, 24, 2b (72 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9577 Paul Banks, 24, 2b (71 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, -5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9911 Alana Haim, 20, 2b (17 GP, -12.0 DRAP/40, -7.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9906 Este Haim, 20, 2b (14 GP, 4.0 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9137 Paige Sinclair, 27, 3b (199 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40)
• 9785 Tom Brands, 20, ss (59 GP, -9.6 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9930 Greg Eklund, 20, ss (42 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -6.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9688 Jet of Iada, 21, ss (42 GP, -4.2 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 9406 Rob Pilatus, 24, lf (147 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9508 Gwen Stefani, 24, cf (133 GP, 3.4 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9279 Jack Bruce, 24, rf (83 GP, -4.1 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 9443 William Thomson 1st Baron Kelvin, 23, sp (248 IP, -18.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9780 Breena the Demagogue, 19, sp (124 IP, -18.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9904 Dan Ingala, 18, sp (123 IP, -24.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9846 Montague, 21, sp (90 IP, -16.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9935 Ajax, 17, sp (13 IP, -42.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 9886 Peter Moren, 18, mr (72 IP, -14.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9119 Norah Jones, 28, rp (125 IP, 1.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9775 Gregory, 21, rp (33 IP, -8.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 9830 Anne Hathaway, 21, rf (40 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -10.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9903 Amanda Seyfried, 19, c (15 GP, -5.1 DRAP/40, -19.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9761 Don McLean, 19, cf (1 GP, 64.0 DRAP/40, -4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9943 Clarissa Bowers, 18, ss (who?)
• 9991 Craig Montoya, 20, 2b (who?)
• 9994 Danielle Haim, 19, 3b (who?)