Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 9332 Nicky Nichols, 23, c (110 GP, 3.5 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9863 Bob Wheeler, 21, 1b (27 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9903 Amanda Seyfried, 18, 1b (5 GP, -15.2 DRAP/40, -11.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9577 Paul Banks, 23, 2b (45 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -6.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9607 Garrett Borns, 23, 2b (41 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9137 Paige Sinclair, 26, 3b (152 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40)
• 9879 Hugh 2. Jackman, 20, ss (29 GP, -8.6 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40)
• 9785 Tom Brands, 19, ss (27 GP, -17.9 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 9406 Rob Pilatus, 23, lf (102 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9682 Mrs. Featherbottom, 22, lf (18 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)
• 9502 Renaldo Balkman, 23, cf (104 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9508 Gwen Stefani, 23, cf (89 GP, 3.6 DRAP/40, -4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9279 Jack Bruce, 23, cf (45 GP, -7.8 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8887 Lukasz Marek Fabianski, 30, sp (389 IP, -3.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9678 Rosaline, 23, sp (73 IP, -16.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9904 Dan Ingala, 17, sp (50 IP, -36.6 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 9014 Stephan Lichtsteiner, 30, mr (472 IP, 2.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9886 Peter Moren, 17, mr (32 IP, -19.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9380 Johnny Rotten, 23, rp (94 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9858 Bjorn Yttling, 18, rp (27 IP, -26.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9263 Jacky Rosen, 25, rp (23 IP, 12.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 9780 Breena the Demagogue, 18, sp (45 IP, -49.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9830 Anne Hathaway, 20, rf (14 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -13.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9866 John Eriksson, 20, 2b (14 GP, -4.6 DRAP/40, -19.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9688 Jet of Iada, 20, 2b (13 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -12.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9761 Don McLean, 18, cf (1 GP, 64.0 DRAP/40, -4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9839 Montana Cox, 17, 3b (who?)