Roster for Stamford Jobbers:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 243 Andre the Giant, 31, 1b (474 G, -1.8 DR/40, 13.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 1034 Big Boss Man, 22, 1b (79 G, -2.3 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 903 Kane, 25, 2b (149 G, -2.5 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 4 Krist Novoselic, 33, 3b (458 G, 1.7 DR/40, 8.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 648 Owen Hart, 27, 3b (334 G, -0.6 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 247 Yokozuna, 31, ss (430 G, 6.5 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 724 Ahmed Johnson, 23, lf (226 G, 1.8 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 525 Samuel Beckett, 25, cf (250 G, 1.6 DR/40, -8.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 582 Emily Haines, 26, cf (169 G, 0.1 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 822 Stuart Scott, 26, rf (201 G, -2.1 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 303 Benjamin Willis, 33, sp (168 G, 8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 419 Black Mage, 28, sp (161 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 725 Grand Duke Jean, 25, sp (88 G, -2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1390 Mark Walberg, 19, sp (15 G, -5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 846 Bushwhacker Butch, 24, mr (84 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1338 Jake "The Snake" Roberts, 20, mr (44 G, 6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 226 Mark Twain, 30, rp (243 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 461 Virgil, 29, rp (206 G, 9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 570 Bertolt Brecht, 26, rp (190 G, 5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 956 Paul Bearer, 24, rp (62 G, -7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 1371 Bastion Booger, 20, rp (12 G, -13.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1388 Ali Larter, 21, rp (who?)
- 1406 Crash Holly, 21, ss (who?)
- 1378 Hardcore Holly, 19, ss (who?)
- 1065 Kofi Kingston, 20, c (who?)